Chapter 3 - Shining friendship card
Blueraydragon@yahoo.co.uk Rated - Pg-14+
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Yami: Can I ask a dumb question? How exactly did our house burn down?
Me:*nervous grin* Erm well since I'm part girl and part dragon, I had a major sneezing fit and blew a flaming bogey at your house.
Yugi: So that's how it happened.
Yami:*pulls Yugi away* I am resigned to our fate.
Me:*smiles* ^_^ Aren't they good?
Alright Yugi and Yami are staying with Anzu aka girl who rants a lot and has no personality. Someone shoot her!
Anzu:*claps hands* Yay you've come to stay with me.
Yami:*grumbles* Not by choice.
(note - Get on with it)
Yugi:*rolls eyes* No we're staying with the man in the moon.
Anzu:*odd look* Anyway come in we're gonna play happy families.
Yugi and Yami:*on knees* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Anzu:*ignores their complaint* Yami can be the dad, I'll be the mum and Yugi is the baby.
Yami:*horror* You have to be joking?
Yugi:*whimpers* I don't want to be a baby.
Anzu:*glares*
After fighting to get Yugi all dressed up in to a frilly, pink baby suit with matching bonnet, Anzu set about finding something for Yami to wear.
Yami:*stifled laugh* Aibou you look really stupid dressed like that.
Yugi:*huffs* Come over here and say that and see what happens you royal pain in the arse.
Anzu:*holding up horrible orange and green checkered suit* Oh you'll look so sweet in this Yami.
Yami:*choking on mortification* Ra may the ground swallow me now.
Yugi:*laughs at Yami's horrified face*
Anzu:*trade mark evil laugh* Muhahahahahahahaha. Ah the terror of it I can't write anymore, what of course I can the show must go on. Time to play happy families *shudders*
Yami:*scratching* Gah this suit itches like crazy argh ggggrrrrr bitch.
Anzu:*sing song* Hi honey I'm home!
Yami:*downcast* Shit she's started already.
Anzu:*annoyed* I said hi honey I'm home.
Yugi:*gurgles* Goo goo ga ga.
Yami:*toneless* Yeah hi babe *shudders*
Anzu:*goes over to Yugi and tickles him under chin* Aw how's my little baby?
Yugi:*shoots a dirty look* Goo.
Yami:*cracks* I can't take anymore this is torture.
Anzu:*shocked* But we've only been playing for a minute.
Yami:*yells and pulls out shotgun* I don't care I'm gonna kill you then get the insurance heh.
Yugi:*cheers* GO YAMI.
Anzu:*slowly backs away* This isn't in the game and I don't have life insurance, the company wouldn't give me any.
Yami:*smirks* Too bad time to say goodbye "honey" *blows her head off with shotgun* Hmm if she had a brain that might have actually hurt.
Yugi:*rips off baby clothes* Lets go before someone finds out what you did, I'm fed up of being humiliated.
Yami:*throws away gun* Agreed we're outta here.
Both:*run out of house at top speed*
Me:*shuddering* Oh the horrors that are known as Anzu's house.
Yugi:*cowering* Please no more I beg of you Ruth no more.
Yami:*hugging Yugi* My poor aibou.
Me:*sweatdrop* Geez I didn't know you hated Anzu that much.
Yugi:*clutching at Yami and wailing* I wanna go home wwwaaaahhhhh!
Yami:*looks at me* When can we go home?
Me:*ponders* When its been rebuilt until then you're going to Ryou's and Bakura's place, you shouldn't have too much trouble there I hope.
Yami:*depressed* You don't have a clue do you? To be continued
Blueraydragon@yahoo.co.uk Rated - Pg-14+
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Yami: Can I ask a dumb question? How exactly did our house burn down?
Me:*nervous grin* Erm well since I'm part girl and part dragon, I had a major sneezing fit and blew a flaming bogey at your house.
Yugi: So that's how it happened.
Yami:*pulls Yugi away* I am resigned to our fate.
Me:*smiles* ^_^ Aren't they good?
Alright Yugi and Yami are staying with Anzu aka girl who rants a lot and has no personality. Someone shoot her!
Anzu:*claps hands* Yay you've come to stay with me.
Yami:*grumbles* Not by choice.
(note - Get on with it)
Yugi:*rolls eyes* No we're staying with the man in the moon.
Anzu:*odd look* Anyway come in we're gonna play happy families.
Yugi and Yami:*on knees* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Anzu:*ignores their complaint* Yami can be the dad, I'll be the mum and Yugi is the baby.
Yami:*horror* You have to be joking?
Yugi:*whimpers* I don't want to be a baby.
Anzu:*glares*
After fighting to get Yugi all dressed up in to a frilly, pink baby suit with matching bonnet, Anzu set about finding something for Yami to wear.
Yami:*stifled laugh* Aibou you look really stupid dressed like that.
Yugi:*huffs* Come over here and say that and see what happens you royal pain in the arse.
Anzu:*holding up horrible orange and green checkered suit* Oh you'll look so sweet in this Yami.
Yami:*choking on mortification* Ra may the ground swallow me now.
Yugi:*laughs at Yami's horrified face*
Anzu:*trade mark evil laugh* Muhahahahahahahaha. Ah the terror of it I can't write anymore, what of course I can the show must go on. Time to play happy families *shudders*
Yami:*scratching* Gah this suit itches like crazy argh ggggrrrrr bitch.
Anzu:*sing song* Hi honey I'm home!
Yami:*downcast* Shit she's started already.
Anzu:*annoyed* I said hi honey I'm home.
Yugi:*gurgles* Goo goo ga ga.
Yami:*toneless* Yeah hi babe *shudders*
Anzu:*goes over to Yugi and tickles him under chin* Aw how's my little baby?
Yugi:*shoots a dirty look* Goo.
Yami:*cracks* I can't take anymore this is torture.
Anzu:*shocked* But we've only been playing for a minute.
Yami:*yells and pulls out shotgun* I don't care I'm gonna kill you then get the insurance heh.
Yugi:*cheers* GO YAMI.
Anzu:*slowly backs away* This isn't in the game and I don't have life insurance, the company wouldn't give me any.
Yami:*smirks* Too bad time to say goodbye "honey" *blows her head off with shotgun* Hmm if she had a brain that might have actually hurt.
Yugi:*rips off baby clothes* Lets go before someone finds out what you did, I'm fed up of being humiliated.
Yami:*throws away gun* Agreed we're outta here.
Both:*run out of house at top speed*
Me:*shuddering* Oh the horrors that are known as Anzu's house.
Yugi:*cowering* Please no more I beg of you Ruth no more.
Yami:*hugging Yugi* My poor aibou.
Me:*sweatdrop* Geez I didn't know you hated Anzu that much.
Yugi:*clutching at Yami and wailing* I wanna go home wwwaaaahhhhh!
Yami:*looks at me* When can we go home?
Me:*ponders* When its been rebuilt until then you're going to Ryou's and Bakura's place, you shouldn't have too much trouble there I hope.
Yami:*depressed* You don't have a clue do you? To be continued