Christmas break was coming up. I invited Leo to come home to the manor with
me since he hadn't met everyone. Piper and Phoebe invited Buffy and her
gang to come to Christmas Dinner also since they weren't staying in a big
house really. They were staying in a 3 room apartment, and like Dawn said:
"So many people and only 2 small bathrooms?! It's another Hellmouth."
Harry was also tagging along since he had nowhere to go. Harry felt guilty at first, but I soon talked him out of it. I didn't need the wheelchair anymore, thank god! We orbed into the Halliwell Manor Living room. I put a finger to my mouth to silence Harry and Leo. I heard the Charmed Trio in the kitchen. I snick up with Harry and Leo following. They didn't notice us in the doorway.
"Demon!" I yelled.
They all jumped up.
"Damn do you have to do that?" Paige asked.
"It's one of my traits," I joked as I walked in.
"An annoying one, one of many," Harry quipped.
I elbowed him.
"Brothers," I muttered as I sat on Leo's lap once again.
"Come on. Can't I get a day without you two snuggling?" Harry asked.
In return I kissed Leo. Harry banged his head on the table. The Charmed Trio laughed at that.
"When are the Scooby's coming over," I asked.
The doorbell rang.
"Now," Piper said as Phoebe got up to answer the door.
"Okay I've been waiting long enough. What did you two say about Snape in the Hallway on the way to see Dumbledore?" Harry asked.
"First, I accidentally called him Snapey," I said.
"I said that potions was as easy as chemistry," Leo admitted.
"It is," Piper said.
"What did he do?" Harry asked.
"His usual evil glare. Pissed him off royally though," I said.
"You pissed off who?" Buffy asked coming in.
"Potions teach," I answered.
"Wicked," Faith said.
Leo almost said something, but I cut him off.
"Say it and I'll have Piper blow you up," I glared.
Harry laughed knowing what Leo was going to say.
"Are we missing something?" Phoebe asked.
"Nothing important," Harry said backing up his sister.
"Where's the rest of you peeps?" I asked.
"Living room," Faith said as we all got up.
There weren't enough places to sit so Harry, Leo, Faith, Buffy, and I sat on the floor. While some peopled talked The people on the floor talked.
"So any news on the Ron/Mione love fest?" I asked Harry.
"None from him, you?" Harry asked.
"Nothing," I frowned.
"Those two need to hook up. It's like getting annoying how everyone sees that they love each other, but them," Leo said.
"What's the school called again?" Buffy asked.
"Hogwarts. The people were probably drinking when they came up with that name," I joked.
We all laughed and the people sitting got quiet.
"What?" Faith asked.
They all rolled their eyes. Dawn came over.
"Those people can be boring," Dawn muttered.
"Too bad you aren't coming to Hogwarts, Dawn. You would love it," I said.
"And probably a certain Slytherin," Leo quipped.
A look of pure horror crossed Harry's face.
"Felling sick now," Harry said throwing a pillow at Leo.
"Huh?" Dawn asked.
"Buffy/Spike, Dawn/ Draco, aka mini-spike. Hey maybe they're related. Like Spiky could have been related to the Malfoys," I said.
"I'm beginning to hate this Spike Guy," Harry said.
This time Buffy, Faith, Dawn, Leo, and I threw pillows at Harry. Harry pulled out his wand and made them fly back. This began the big pillow fight. The people sitting had the sense to run out of the room. What they didn't know is that we were planning to ambush them. We calmed down and they came back in.
"Tonight," I muttered.
*****
That night........
Buffy, Dawn, Faith, Harry, Leo, and I were gathered in the hallway of the upstairs with Silly string cans in our hands, 2 each.
"B/D in Paige's room. L/K Phoebe's. H and I will take Piper," Faith said.
"You never change Faith," I said.
"That's a good thing too," Faith said. "Minus the whole mayor thing and the other evil stuff."
"3...2..1.."
Screams filled the manor. The Scooby's downstairs woke up. Then were soon hit by the silly string. The Charmed Ones came down. Piper snuck into the kitchen. When Faith and Harry came in Piper hit them with the sink hose, on Cold.
"B! We need sack up!" Harry yelled.
"You're rubbing off on him," I said walking in from the backyard door and I hit Piper with my silly string. "That's baaaaddd."
I grabbed the backyard hose which had a clog in it then let the clog go. The water, colder than the one from the sink, got all of us soaking wet. Our screams were heard and everyone came in and got hit.
*****
We went back to Hogwarts covered in silly string at the end of the break. They all got their revenge on all 6 of us.
"What happened to you three?" Professor Dumbledore asked walking up.
"Revenge is sweet!" I said smiling wickedly.
"Have a good time Harry?" Professor McGonagall asked walking up also.
"Oh yeah," Harry said. "We actually brought something back for you all, but it has to wait till dinner when all of you are there. Anyone else here early?"
"Few students. They are going to Hogsmeade though with Hagrid. Why?" McGonagall asked.
"Just curious. Well were going to go unpack," I said looping my arms with the two boys and walking to our rooms.
"I can't believe you soaked Piper with the hose Kailie," Harry said.
"It was priceless," I said.
*****
At dinner all the teachers, minus Hagrid, were at the head table. Harry, Leo, and I sat at the Gryffindor table. We all stood and walked over to the Head Table.
"We have a present for you all that I think you will like," I smirked.
I out my fingers in my mouth and whistled. The Scooby's and the Charmed Crew orbed in.
"What the-" Snape started but was cut off with silly string flying at the teachers.
"Faith, Buffy, Dawn hit the guy who need shampoo!" Harry yelled.
Snape glared at Harry who was grinning wildly. All three stepped next to us and us 6 hit Snape with a wave of Silly string. Many minutes and about 20 silly string cans later everyone stood in silence all covered in silly string, attackers included. I looked at Dawn who was biting her lip. We couldn't help it. Dawn and I cracked up laughing. Soon everyone was laughing except Snape.
"Well Marry Christmas and a Happy new year," Harry said. "Now can we please eat? All of this is making me really hungry."
We all laughed harder. Everyone was invited to stay for the dinner. We all ate at the Gryffindor table. Draco walked in coming back from Hogsmeade and froze, his mouth handing open at the sight of the silly string covered room.
"Hey Mini-Spike. Better close your mouth. Flies," Faith, Dawn, Buffy, and I yelled.
Draco sneered.
"A bit more practice with that sneer and you'll be just like Spike," Buffy quipped.
Faith, Dawn, Leo, and I cracked up. Draco was flaming.
"Careful he looks like he might just burst out in song," Dawn said.
"Or maybe recite some of his Spike-like poetry," I smirked.
We all cracked up again. Draco sneered at me.
"Shut it Potter or I'll do it for you," Draco said.
"Sorry Draco," I said linking my arms with Leo," But I'm taken. I think Crabbe and Goyle are more your type."
"If your even that lucky," Harry added.
Draco was really steaming. The professors stayed quiet enjoying this themselves.
"Take that back Potter," Draco said his vice raising.
"You know Spike always used that tone of voice right before brooding," Faith said. "Hey boy you like to brood much or did it just come with the whole Spike look-a-like package?"
"Sold for $19.99 at your local get a life store," Xander said.
Everyone at the Gryffindor table cracked up.
"Mud bloods," Draco mumbled.
I looked at Harry and Leo then shrugged. Harry smiled. I grabbed hold of Leo who orbed me right behind Draco. I held a finger to my lips to the Gryffindor table who complied. I put a hand to my Chin thinking what to do. I smiled wickedly. I saw that Draco wasn't wearing his cloak or a belt.
This is too easy, I thought.
I pulled Draco's pants down revealing his boxers and on Queue Leo orbed us back. By the time we all formed everyone even the Professors were laughing. Shockingly enough Snape WAS laughing. Draco turned bright red then stalked out of the Hall. We all doubled over laughing. Piper handed us a Polaroid picture of it.
"Nice thought bringing the camera," Harry said.
"Okay where is the nearest Kinko's and when can we post these?" I asked rubbing my hands together.
Ron and Hermione walked in and saw the room.
"Bloody Hell! what did you two do now?" Ron asked.
We were laughing to hard to talk. Hermione saw that Snape was laughing. I took the camera from Piper and took a picture of Snape laughing. Hermione and Ron came over and we kept laughing so I handed them the Draco picture.
"He wears pink boxers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Brings out his feminine side don't you think Mione?" Ron joked.
We all cracked up louder.
"Oh my god," Hermione said.
"What?" I asked.
"Look at the design on the side," She said handing me the picture.
"BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.
*****
"So many people and only 2 small bathrooms?! It's another Hellmouth."
Harry was also tagging along since he had nowhere to go. Harry felt guilty at first, but I soon talked him out of it. I didn't need the wheelchair anymore, thank god! We orbed into the Halliwell Manor Living room. I put a finger to my mouth to silence Harry and Leo. I heard the Charmed Trio in the kitchen. I snick up with Harry and Leo following. They didn't notice us in the doorway.
"Demon!" I yelled.
They all jumped up.
"Damn do you have to do that?" Paige asked.
"It's one of my traits," I joked as I walked in.
"An annoying one, one of many," Harry quipped.
I elbowed him.
"Brothers," I muttered as I sat on Leo's lap once again.
"Come on. Can't I get a day without you two snuggling?" Harry asked.
In return I kissed Leo. Harry banged his head on the table. The Charmed Trio laughed at that.
"When are the Scooby's coming over," I asked.
The doorbell rang.
"Now," Piper said as Phoebe got up to answer the door.
"Okay I've been waiting long enough. What did you two say about Snape in the Hallway on the way to see Dumbledore?" Harry asked.
"First, I accidentally called him Snapey," I said.
"I said that potions was as easy as chemistry," Leo admitted.
"It is," Piper said.
"What did he do?" Harry asked.
"His usual evil glare. Pissed him off royally though," I said.
"You pissed off who?" Buffy asked coming in.
"Potions teach," I answered.
"Wicked," Faith said.
Leo almost said something, but I cut him off.
"Say it and I'll have Piper blow you up," I glared.
Harry laughed knowing what Leo was going to say.
"Are we missing something?" Phoebe asked.
"Nothing important," Harry said backing up his sister.
"Where's the rest of you peeps?" I asked.
"Living room," Faith said as we all got up.
There weren't enough places to sit so Harry, Leo, Faith, Buffy, and I sat on the floor. While some peopled talked The people on the floor talked.
"So any news on the Ron/Mione love fest?" I asked Harry.
"None from him, you?" Harry asked.
"Nothing," I frowned.
"Those two need to hook up. It's like getting annoying how everyone sees that they love each other, but them," Leo said.
"What's the school called again?" Buffy asked.
"Hogwarts. The people were probably drinking when they came up with that name," I joked.
We all laughed and the people sitting got quiet.
"What?" Faith asked.
They all rolled their eyes. Dawn came over.
"Those people can be boring," Dawn muttered.
"Too bad you aren't coming to Hogwarts, Dawn. You would love it," I said.
"And probably a certain Slytherin," Leo quipped.
A look of pure horror crossed Harry's face.
"Felling sick now," Harry said throwing a pillow at Leo.
"Huh?" Dawn asked.
"Buffy/Spike, Dawn/ Draco, aka mini-spike. Hey maybe they're related. Like Spiky could have been related to the Malfoys," I said.
"I'm beginning to hate this Spike Guy," Harry said.
This time Buffy, Faith, Dawn, Leo, and I threw pillows at Harry. Harry pulled out his wand and made them fly back. This began the big pillow fight. The people sitting had the sense to run out of the room. What they didn't know is that we were planning to ambush them. We calmed down and they came back in.
"Tonight," I muttered.
*****
That night........
Buffy, Dawn, Faith, Harry, Leo, and I were gathered in the hallway of the upstairs with Silly string cans in our hands, 2 each.
"B/D in Paige's room. L/K Phoebe's. H and I will take Piper," Faith said.
"You never change Faith," I said.
"That's a good thing too," Faith said. "Minus the whole mayor thing and the other evil stuff."
"3...2..1.."
Screams filled the manor. The Scooby's downstairs woke up. Then were soon hit by the silly string. The Charmed Ones came down. Piper snuck into the kitchen. When Faith and Harry came in Piper hit them with the sink hose, on Cold.
"B! We need sack up!" Harry yelled.
"You're rubbing off on him," I said walking in from the backyard door and I hit Piper with my silly string. "That's baaaaddd."
I grabbed the backyard hose which had a clog in it then let the clog go. The water, colder than the one from the sink, got all of us soaking wet. Our screams were heard and everyone came in and got hit.
*****
We went back to Hogwarts covered in silly string at the end of the break. They all got their revenge on all 6 of us.
"What happened to you three?" Professor Dumbledore asked walking up.
"Revenge is sweet!" I said smiling wickedly.
"Have a good time Harry?" Professor McGonagall asked walking up also.
"Oh yeah," Harry said. "We actually brought something back for you all, but it has to wait till dinner when all of you are there. Anyone else here early?"
"Few students. They are going to Hogsmeade though with Hagrid. Why?" McGonagall asked.
"Just curious. Well were going to go unpack," I said looping my arms with the two boys and walking to our rooms.
"I can't believe you soaked Piper with the hose Kailie," Harry said.
"It was priceless," I said.
*****
At dinner all the teachers, minus Hagrid, were at the head table. Harry, Leo, and I sat at the Gryffindor table. We all stood and walked over to the Head Table.
"We have a present for you all that I think you will like," I smirked.
I out my fingers in my mouth and whistled. The Scooby's and the Charmed Crew orbed in.
"What the-" Snape started but was cut off with silly string flying at the teachers.
"Faith, Buffy, Dawn hit the guy who need shampoo!" Harry yelled.
Snape glared at Harry who was grinning wildly. All three stepped next to us and us 6 hit Snape with a wave of Silly string. Many minutes and about 20 silly string cans later everyone stood in silence all covered in silly string, attackers included. I looked at Dawn who was biting her lip. We couldn't help it. Dawn and I cracked up laughing. Soon everyone was laughing except Snape.
"Well Marry Christmas and a Happy new year," Harry said. "Now can we please eat? All of this is making me really hungry."
We all laughed harder. Everyone was invited to stay for the dinner. We all ate at the Gryffindor table. Draco walked in coming back from Hogsmeade and froze, his mouth handing open at the sight of the silly string covered room.
"Hey Mini-Spike. Better close your mouth. Flies," Faith, Dawn, Buffy, and I yelled.
Draco sneered.
"A bit more practice with that sneer and you'll be just like Spike," Buffy quipped.
Faith, Dawn, Leo, and I cracked up. Draco was flaming.
"Careful he looks like he might just burst out in song," Dawn said.
"Or maybe recite some of his Spike-like poetry," I smirked.
We all cracked up again. Draco sneered at me.
"Shut it Potter or I'll do it for you," Draco said.
"Sorry Draco," I said linking my arms with Leo," But I'm taken. I think Crabbe and Goyle are more your type."
"If your even that lucky," Harry added.
Draco was really steaming. The professors stayed quiet enjoying this themselves.
"Take that back Potter," Draco said his vice raising.
"You know Spike always used that tone of voice right before brooding," Faith said. "Hey boy you like to brood much or did it just come with the whole Spike look-a-like package?"
"Sold for $19.99 at your local get a life store," Xander said.
Everyone at the Gryffindor table cracked up.
"Mud bloods," Draco mumbled.
I looked at Harry and Leo then shrugged. Harry smiled. I grabbed hold of Leo who orbed me right behind Draco. I held a finger to my lips to the Gryffindor table who complied. I put a hand to my Chin thinking what to do. I smiled wickedly. I saw that Draco wasn't wearing his cloak or a belt.
This is too easy, I thought.
I pulled Draco's pants down revealing his boxers and on Queue Leo orbed us back. By the time we all formed everyone even the Professors were laughing. Shockingly enough Snape WAS laughing. Draco turned bright red then stalked out of the Hall. We all doubled over laughing. Piper handed us a Polaroid picture of it.
"Nice thought bringing the camera," Harry said.
"Okay where is the nearest Kinko's and when can we post these?" I asked rubbing my hands together.
Ron and Hermione walked in and saw the room.
"Bloody Hell! what did you two do now?" Ron asked.
We were laughing to hard to talk. Hermione saw that Snape was laughing. I took the camera from Piper and took a picture of Snape laughing. Hermione and Ron came over and we kept laughing so I handed them the Draco picture.
"He wears pink boxers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Brings out his feminine side don't you think Mione?" Ron joked.
We all cracked up louder.
"Oh my god," Hermione said.
"What?" I asked.
"Look at the design on the side," She said handing me the picture.
"BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.
*****