Chapter 4 - C is for checkers (or D is for draughts)
Blueraydraon@yahoo.co.uk Rated - Pg-14+
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Bakura:*snarls* Oi you. How come I do a no show until now?
Me: Cos the whole story is basically humor, so unlike my 2nd fic where Marik and you are comic relief you're not really needed.
Bakura:*looks upset* Meany I'm your 2nd fave character and I get a small part in this fic, while in your 1st one I had a major part.
Me:*scolds* Quit moaning.
Yami:*sticks out tongue*
Me: Oh and Bakura your house better be tidy cos Yugi and Yami are staying with you this chapter, also Marik might show up since he's my 3rd fave.
Bakura:*snaps* NANI? *sighs* Well if Marik is coming round everything will be fine *heart eyes* Oh Marik my love sent to me from heaven above.
Me*smiles with sweatdrop* Ah don't they make such a kawaii couple Marik and Bakura?
Yugi: You know I like Ryou, but its Bakura who worries me.
Yami:*smiles* I can handle the tomb robber.
Ryou:*opening door with serene smile* I heard about your house gomen, come in make yourself at home *calls* Bakura we got guests.
Bakura:*pokes his head out of a room and snorts* Oh fucking great! What the hell are you doing letting them in here?
Ryou:*sweatdrop* Be nice Bakura.
Bakura:*glares* Hell no.
Yugi:*nervous grin* Thanks Ryou *walks in to house*
Yami:*eyeing Bakura with caution*
Bakura:*evil grin* Ryou I'm gonna use the phone.
Ryou:*sighs* I can't stop you, so why bother telling me?
Yugi:*sits on sofa* I'm hungry!
Yami: Got any food Ryou for my aibou?
Ryou: Oh sure I'll get some food *goes to get food*
Bakura:*comes in with evil chuckle* Heh
Yugi:*stares* Yami I don't like the look of Bakura's face.
Yami:*sniggers* Neither do I but you don't see me complaining about it.
Half an hour later..
Door bell: *DING-DONG*
Bakura:*shouts* I'LL GET IT *opens door* Yay you came over did you bring it?
Marik:*grins and holds up a game of checkers* See for yourself.
Both:*walk in to room where Yugi, Ryou and Yami are*
Ryou:*curious* What is Marik doing here?
Bakura:*snarls* I invited him baka.
Ryou:*flinches* Ok.
Yami and Yugi:*sweatdrop*
Marik:*sets up checkers board on a table* Who's playing first?
Yami:*jumps up* I will I love checkers.
Bakura:*slitted eyes* Fine then I challenge you, be warned I am an excellent player.
Yugi: How come you know how to play checkers?
Marik:*rolls eyes* We Egyptians invented the game.
Yami:*nods* 5000yrs ago.
5 mins later..
Yami:*dancing* Ha in your face tomb robber I win.
Bakura:*hops round like a Mexican jumping bean* Agh you cheated, you cheated. Yah himar!
(note - Yah himar is Egyptian for "you donkey" heh)
Yami:*dark look* Tomb robber how dare you call me the almighty Pharaoh a donkey.
Marik:*rolls on floor laughing* Well right about now you look like one you ass.
Yami:*glares daggers at them both* Right I'm going to give you an almighty pounding *rolls up sleeves*
Bakura and Marik:*squeal and run away* Eeeeeppppp!!!
*anime dust cloud fight*
Ryou:*groans* My house! Yugi your Yami is ruining my house.
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Gomen. Ryou:*anime fall* Is that all you can say?
Yugi:*nervous grin* Erm hai.
Bakura:*dragging Yami and grabs Yugi* You two are out. One I don't like cheats, two I hate losing and three I despise munchkin wanna be's.
Yami: Is there a fourth reason?
Yugi:*glares at Yami* You have to make it worse?
Bakura:*smirks as he throws them outside* Yeah I want to be alone with Marik *grabs Ryou and throws him out too*
Marik:*waves and shuts the door* Bye losers.
Yami:*stares at door* Ra this is unfair.
Yugi:*frowns* Its your fault this time so don't blame me.
Ryou:*annoyed* My yami threw me out of my own home *sobs* I hate my yami.
Marik:*dumps a bucket of water on Ryou* Bakura said shut the fuck up you pathetic hikari.
Yami:*stunned* Nice isn't he?
Me: Ha that was fun.
Yami:*scowling* No it wasn't!
Ryou:*shivering* I think I have a cold.
Me:*glomps Ryou* Aw poor Ryou.
Yugi:*points excitedly* Heh you're hugging Ryou and he all wet.
Me:*stern look at Yami* Did you give him sugar?
Yami:*kicks floor* Might have done to keep him quiet.
Ryou:*sneezes* Help me!
Me:*worried* Oooh I'll get my sister she'll look after you *runs off*
Yugi:*playing with a large dust ball* Look I have a new pet its name is fluffy.
Yami:o_O That's nice aibou.
To be continued....
Blueraydraon@yahoo.co.uk Rated - Pg-14+
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Bakura:*snarls* Oi you. How come I do a no show until now?
Me: Cos the whole story is basically humor, so unlike my 2nd fic where Marik and you are comic relief you're not really needed.
Bakura:*looks upset* Meany I'm your 2nd fave character and I get a small part in this fic, while in your 1st one I had a major part.
Me:*scolds* Quit moaning.
Yami:*sticks out tongue*
Me: Oh and Bakura your house better be tidy cos Yugi and Yami are staying with you this chapter, also Marik might show up since he's my 3rd fave.
Bakura:*snaps* NANI? *sighs* Well if Marik is coming round everything will be fine *heart eyes* Oh Marik my love sent to me from heaven above.
Me*smiles with sweatdrop* Ah don't they make such a kawaii couple Marik and Bakura?
Yugi: You know I like Ryou, but its Bakura who worries me.
Yami:*smiles* I can handle the tomb robber.
Ryou:*opening door with serene smile* I heard about your house gomen, come in make yourself at home *calls* Bakura we got guests.
Bakura:*pokes his head out of a room and snorts* Oh fucking great! What the hell are you doing letting them in here?
Ryou:*sweatdrop* Be nice Bakura.
Bakura:*glares* Hell no.
Yugi:*nervous grin* Thanks Ryou *walks in to house*
Yami:*eyeing Bakura with caution*
Bakura:*evil grin* Ryou I'm gonna use the phone.
Ryou:*sighs* I can't stop you, so why bother telling me?
Yugi:*sits on sofa* I'm hungry!
Yami: Got any food Ryou for my aibou?
Ryou: Oh sure I'll get some food *goes to get food*
Bakura:*comes in with evil chuckle* Heh
Yugi:*stares* Yami I don't like the look of Bakura's face.
Yami:*sniggers* Neither do I but you don't see me complaining about it.
Half an hour later..
Door bell: *DING-DONG*
Bakura:*shouts* I'LL GET IT *opens door* Yay you came over did you bring it?
Marik:*grins and holds up a game of checkers* See for yourself.
Both:*walk in to room where Yugi, Ryou and Yami are*
Ryou:*curious* What is Marik doing here?
Bakura:*snarls* I invited him baka.
Ryou:*flinches* Ok.
Yami and Yugi:*sweatdrop*
Marik:*sets up checkers board on a table* Who's playing first?
Yami:*jumps up* I will I love checkers.
Bakura:*slitted eyes* Fine then I challenge you, be warned I am an excellent player.
Yugi: How come you know how to play checkers?
Marik:*rolls eyes* We Egyptians invented the game.
Yami:*nods* 5000yrs ago.
5 mins later..
Yami:*dancing* Ha in your face tomb robber I win.
Bakura:*hops round like a Mexican jumping bean* Agh you cheated, you cheated. Yah himar!
(note - Yah himar is Egyptian for "you donkey" heh)
Yami:*dark look* Tomb robber how dare you call me the almighty Pharaoh a donkey.
Marik:*rolls on floor laughing* Well right about now you look like one you ass.
Yami:*glares daggers at them both* Right I'm going to give you an almighty pounding *rolls up sleeves*
Bakura and Marik:*squeal and run away* Eeeeeppppp!!!
*anime dust cloud fight*
Ryou:*groans* My house! Yugi your Yami is ruining my house.
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Gomen. Ryou:*anime fall* Is that all you can say?
Yugi:*nervous grin* Erm hai.
Bakura:*dragging Yami and grabs Yugi* You two are out. One I don't like cheats, two I hate losing and three I despise munchkin wanna be's.
Yami: Is there a fourth reason?
Yugi:*glares at Yami* You have to make it worse?
Bakura:*smirks as he throws them outside* Yeah I want to be alone with Marik *grabs Ryou and throws him out too*
Marik:*waves and shuts the door* Bye losers.
Yami:*stares at door* Ra this is unfair.
Yugi:*frowns* Its your fault this time so don't blame me.
Ryou:*annoyed* My yami threw me out of my own home *sobs* I hate my yami.
Marik:*dumps a bucket of water on Ryou* Bakura said shut the fuck up you pathetic hikari.
Yami:*stunned* Nice isn't he?
Me: Ha that was fun.
Yami:*scowling* No it wasn't!
Ryou:*shivering* I think I have a cold.
Me:*glomps Ryou* Aw poor Ryou.
Yugi:*points excitedly* Heh you're hugging Ryou and he all wet.
Me:*stern look at Yami* Did you give him sugar?
Yami:*kicks floor* Might have done to keep him quiet.
Ryou:*sneezes* Help me!
Me:*worried* Oooh I'll get my sister she'll look after you *runs off*
Yugi:*playing with a large dust ball* Look I have a new pet its name is fluffy.
Yami:o_O That's nice aibou.
To be continued....