Hey, Haily here! Since someone wanted me to continue "My Crush," I decided I would. Yes, Milkes is still in serious pain after I kicked the crud out of him! So anyway, sorry S+P fans, this has LOTS OF STAN BASHING! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Keep in mind though that I'm kinda new at this stuff, so you may flame, but be a little nice. Also, I try to keep the characters "in character" but remember, it's my fic, so I kinda changed them a little. This just in: Hamtaro/OC is being put it!! BE HAPPY!!
He's Back Again and Madder than Ever!
It was the anniversary date of when Pashmina and Dexter started going out and Stan was madder than ever. He had to make Pashmina love him, he just had to! How, he didn't know, but Dexter would pay.
"So, Pashmina, vhere are you and Dexter going for your anniversary?" asked Bijou.
"Oh, we decided we're going to Raspberry Meadow," Pashmina replied.
"Really? Like, totally cool girlfriend! Jingle and I are holding a, like, concert!" Sandy said.
"Awesome!" Pashmina said.
"Where are you, like, going with Panda?" asked Sandy.
"Vell, ve zought zat ve'd go to Sunflower Market for dinner, and zhen to Acorn Shrine for star gazing," Bijou told them.
Pashmina giggled. "No kissing, TOO much!" she said.
Bijou blushed. "Must you be so odd, Pashmina?"
"What about, like, my bro?" asked Sandy.
"I thought he'd gotten over me," Pashmina mused.
"Vell, it doesn't appear zhat way," Bijou admitted.
"I just hope he doesn't try that crazy stunt again," Pashmina said.
Sandy and Bijou shrugged. 'We hope so, too,' they thought.
Stan was plotting at this moment.
"What if I made Dexter look bad? Maybe that would work," he murmured. "If I got Boss into this, one of us could do something. Naw, I can't get Boss in, we might give it away."
Suddenly, something in Stan's head clicked. "Why don't I just make it look like Dexter was cheating on her. Then she'd know how I felt. Well, she's not exactly cheating on me, but..." Stan decided this would. He knew that Dexter had a friend, who happened to be a girl. He knew that they were just friends, but maybe he could them look like more than friends.
Meanwhile, the boys were taking about the same thing.
"That's really cool how you're going to Raspberry Meadow!" Oxnard complimented.
"Thank you. Hope you have fun with Pepper!" Dexter said happily.
"Where are you going with Bijou?" asked Hamtaro to Panda.
"Oh, well, we're going to Sunflower Market for dinner, and then to Acorn Shrine for star gazing," Panda answered.
"Take good care of her!" Hamtaro said, winking.
"I will, Hamtaro, you can trust me."
"Jingle, where are you going?" asked Cappy.
"Me and Sandy-chan are going to host a concert!" Jingle replied.
"Wow, me and Penelope were goin' go see a concert tonight! We'll come see yours!" Cappy offered.
"You be safe with my sister," Pashmina said and winked at Cappy.
"Yes, Miss Pashmina!" Cappy said sarcastically.
"Guess where I'm goin' with Gretchen," Howdy piped up.
"Where?" asked Dexter.
"To the Cucumber Restaurant and then to Sky Garden!" Howdy bragged.
"No way!!!! You got tickets to CUCUMBER RESTURAUNT!?" Boss asked, stunned.
"Yup!"
"Now, Howdy, no braggin'," Gretchen scolded.
Howdy flushed and snickered.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Boss opened it.
"Hi!" the girl exclaimed.
"What's your name?" asked Boss warily. He thought he had seen this girl before, but he wasn't so sure.
"I'm Shasha," Shasha said.
Dexter leapt up.
"Shasha! I haven't seen you for ages!" he exclaimed.
"Hi Dexter!" Shasha said.
"Hey, who's the gorgeous?" asked Stan, though he knew it was Shasha because he had written a letter, supposedly from Dexter, to her saying to come to the Clubhouse.
"That's Shasha, Stan!" Dexter said.
"Pleasure to meet you, Stan," Shasha said.
"Oh, the pleasure is all mine!" Stan said back, kissing the back of her hand.
"Oh brother!" Sandy muttered.
Shasha blushed. "Thank you," she murmured.
"So, why did you come?" asked Dexter. "So sudden," he added.
"Well, I got your letter, so I came," Shasha replied.
"Heke? Letter? I didn't send any letter," Dexter said, puzzled.
"Hmm, wonder who did," Shasha thought aloud.
Pashmina was a bit jealous. She knew it was selfish, but she wanted Dexter for herself. She hoped Shasha wasn't some long-lost fiancee.
"Hello, Shasha," Pashmina said, coming over and grasping Dexter's paw, just in case.
"Hello. Are you Dexter's girlfriend?" asked Shasha.
"Yes. I'm Pashmina."
Sandy came over. "Hey, what's up? I'm Sandy."
Then Bijou. "Bonjour, I am Bijou."
"Well, it's nice to meet you all," Shasha said and curtsied.
"You sly dog," she whispered to Dexter. "You got a girlfriend!"
Dexter turned to Boss. "May Shasha stay with us at the Clubhouse?" he asked.
"Well, I can't see why not. I have a spare room, so she can put her stuff there. Your room can be next to Dexter's," Boss said, crossing his arms.
"Great! You can sleep at my house once in a while if you want," Dexter offered.
After everyone introduced themselves, Dexter and Pashmina bid everyone good bye and went off on their dates.
'Hmmm,' thought Stan. 'Maybe I can get two girls!' he thought, moseying over to Shasha.
He was too late.
"Hey, Shasha," Hamtaro said.
"Call me Sha, if you like!" Shasha offered.
"Okay. Well, Sha, I was wondering if you wanted to go to Acorn Mountain with me," Hamtaro asked.
Shasha blushed. "I'd love to!" she exclaimed.
"Cool!" Hamtaro said and the two walked off.
Meanwhile, over at Sandy and Jingle's concert and Cappy and Penelope's date...
"I can't think of lovin' nobody but you, for all my life!" Jingle and Sandy sung, while Cappy, Penelope and the rest of the crowd cheered.
"This is exactly how I feel about you, Penelope!" Cappy said, and kissed her.
"Oh, Cappy!" she exclaimed, kissing back. Penelope was blushing like mad. That had been her first kiss. (Cappy had taught Penelope how to talk properly)
After that song, Sandy and Jingle went backstage.
"You did a great job, Sandy!" Jingle exclaimed.
"Thanks. You, like, too!" Sandy said back.
Jingle leaned in and kissed her.
"That for a good job!" he said.
"Jingle!" Sandy said, flustered.
Panda and Bijou sat in the corner of the restaurant in a small booth, sharing a milkshake. They watched the shoppers bustle by, carrying small and large packages. It was cramped a little, but Panda and Bijou didn't mind be close together. (ooh la la)
"Oh, Panda, zis is vonderful!" Bijou exclaimed.
"Yes! Now that we're done, we can to Acorn Shrine!" Panda replied and two walked off, hand in hand.
They came to Acorn Shrine and settled down. The night seemed to close around them, while the stars winked, showing off their beauty.
"Zee stars are beautiful, Panda!" Bijou exclaimed.
"Yeah, just like you are, Bijou," Panda whispered and leaned in closer for a kiss.
Bijou blushed afterward. "Oh, Panda, zat vas my first kiss," she said.
"Mine, too," Panda admitted.
Hamtaro and Shasha gazed at the stars, not really paying attention to them, but looking.
"I can't believe my luck," Hamtaro murmured.
"What do you mean?" asked Shasha, looking at him.
"Being with you," Hamtaro said and he kissed her on the lips.
Sha blushed. "Hamtaro," she giggled.
Thought Hamtaro and Shasha had met, they knew that they were in love with each other.
'She's so sweet!' Hamtaro thought to himself.
'He's so sweet!' Shasha thought to herself.
Dexter and Pashmina sat, sharing a Raspberry Daiquiri, schumby-wubbying. The tall grass seemed like people in the night and made a cover for the two hamsters.
"This is wonderful," Dexter observed.
"Yes! This slush is awesome," Pashmina agreed.
"No, I mean being with you," Dexter explained.
"Oh, Dexter!" Pashmina sighed and giggled as Dexter kissed her.
"That was my first kiss," Dexter admitted. He had pecked Pashmina on the cheek, but never on the lips. Same with Panda and Bijou, and Sandy and Jingle.
Stan was grinning.
"Just one more night!" he said. "Just gotta wait one more night." He crawled out of the bushes and scurried away.
***
Shasha woke with Dexter that morning.
"Thanks for letting me stay with you!" she said.
"You're welcome."
The two headed out the clubhouse and were greeted by happy greetings.
Shasha and Dexter spent most of the time catching up on things. Sitting on the couch, talking about work, etc.
"Hey, you know what?" asked Stan aloud.
"What?" asked Dexter.
"Maybe you and Sha should go out for dinner or something, 'cause you guys haven't seen each other for a while," Stan suggested, avoiding eye contact all together with the girls.
Pashmina cringed slightly, a worried expression shadowing her face.
"Don't vorry Pashmina, Dexter loves you too much," Bijou said, reading her mind.
"Yeah, like, nopibloo!" Sandy added, doing the little dance thing when the hamsters say "nopibloo"
"You're right! Dexter would never do something like that!" Pashmina said, smiling and straightening up.
"Well, I don't know," Dexter said hesitantly, looking towards Pashmina, who gave him a thumbs up.
"Okay," he said finally and that night, Shasha and Dexter headed out to Sunflower Market for dinner.
"Wow, Shasha, I can't believe you own your own H+M Boutique!" Dexter exclaimed, eating another peach section dipped in cream.
Stan sat crouched in a corner. He had been sitting there for an hour and Dexter and Shasha's dinner was almost done. He knew it would pay off, but he had so many cramps.
"Thanks Dexter! That was really nice!" Shasha said, giving Dexter and friendly hug.
"Oh, you're welcome!" Dexter said returning the hug.
"Bingo!" Stan muttered and snapped a photo and quickly ran out the door.
***
Opening his laptop, Stan loaded up the picture.
"Just a friendly hug, huh? Well, I can change that," he murmured. He then changed the picture to make it look like they had kissed. He then silently walked behind Dexter and Shasha until they got to the Clubhouse.
"How was dinner?" asked Pashmina.
"Oh, wonderful! You sure have a nice boyfriend!" Shasha replied, making Pashmina blush.
Just then, Stan burst in.
"You!" he shouted pointing at Dexter.
"What are you up to Stan?" asked Howdy irritably. Howdy didn't like loud noises sometimes.
Stan held up the photo. "I found this!" he exclaimed.
Pashmina leaned in for a closer look. She quickly turned away.
"Oh my!" she gasped.
Dexter looked at the photo and frowned.
"Is it true?" asked Pashmina hesitantly.
"What do you mean? I never kissed Sha!" Dexter exclaimed.
"Then-then how come..." Pashmina then began to cry.
"Like, Dexter, how could you?" asked Sandy, a disgusted look on her face.
"I never-"Dexter began, but he stopped.
"Vell, zhen 'ow come you're kissing Shasha?" asked Bijou angrily.
"It-I-but," Dexter stuttered.
"Dexter, that's LOW!" exclaimed Howdy.
"But I never kissed Shasha!" Dexter exclaimed.
"That's right!" Shasha agreed.
"Then how come you're always, like, remarking 'bout how cool Pashmina's boyfriend is?" asked Sandy accusingly.
"I-just-I admire Dexter," Shasha stuttered, blushing a little.
Pashmina was crying hysterically.
"I *sob* can't believe *sob* you'd DO this to me!! I *sob* should've listened to Stan!" she wailed.
"Get out, Dexter," Boss said softly.
Dexter was about to say something, but his eye glanced sideways and saw Stan. Dexter grudgingly left.
Shasha couldn't believe this.
"Really girls, I never-" she began, but Sandy cut her off.
"Like, go away girlfriend," she snapped. "I'm really angry so don't MAKE me snap a 'z'!"
Shasha turned to Stan. She had heard about the little mishap between and Dexter and Stan before, so she was VERY suspicious.
(A/N: This is important. A song will now start between Stan and Shasha. Kinda fast paced, but not too much. Make up a tune! Be creative!!)
Shasha: I just can't believe it, you've done it again.
Made Pashmina cry and Dexter feel like he's dead
Stan: Stay out of this Shasha
You don't know what you're dealing with
You're meddling in something
That to you, is no big dif.
Shasha: No, this time Stan, you've gone too far.
It's my turn to step in
Open you're brain ajar
If you loved Pashmina
You'd let her love Dexter
And not play with feelings
Like a jealous jester
Stan: I want Pashmina for myself
Dexter doesn't deserve her
She should be mine
My hearts aches and she is my cure
Shasha: At first I thought you were cute
With those tiger stripes
But I guess looks aren't the same as feelings
You're just not my type
Stan: That doesn't matter
Pashmina's now mine
My little scarfed darling
That's, oh so fine
You may think I'm low
Or perhaps mean
But I'm just what I am
And that is the pro,
Of taken girls away
From the guys they like
And have them come with me
Where they'll stay.
Shasha: Stan, that's so sick
I can't believe it
You're such a drip.
I thought that you'd except
That not every girl likes you
That you're an average guy
I can't believe you'd even try
To trick Pashminaaa!
Stan: So what, it doesn't matter
Go away; the door's near the ladder
But stay away!
Shasha: (say slow) I'm sorry, but I can't
Let you go rave and rant
Dexter's a dear friend of mine
And I won't let you trick him
Not this timmmeee!!
"That darn girl! She'll get me in trouble in no time!" Stan muttered.
***
It was a bright, sunny day out. The birds squabbled in the trees and the grass was inviting, but to Dexter, he felt like there was a storm going on.
"I can't believe it! Stan's done it again!" Dexter said, curling up into a ball.
"Just so he can have Pashmina to himself," he finished.
Shasha scampered over to him.
"Don't worry, Dexter. Everything will work out," Shasha said hopefully, though she was worried as well.
Shasha plucked two raspberries from a bush and gave one to Dexter.
"Cheer up! Everything is going to be okay!" Shasha exclaimed.
"You're great Sha, you know that?" asked Dexter, nibbling the leaking raspberry.
At the Clubhouse...
"I can't believe he did zis to you, Pashmina," Bijou said.
"Like, yeah, girlfriend. Can you believe it?" Sandy added.
"Yeah!" Penelope agreed.
Pashmina sobbed harder, rocking back and forth on the warm wooden floor.
"The Clubhouse is so warm," she said. "But my heart feels like ice!"
"Just hang in there Pashmina!" Penelope said, patting her sister on the back.
"Hey," Stan piped up. "Let's have a 'We got rid of Dexter' party!"
Pashmina went into hysterics.
"Stan!" Sandy hissed. "What is your, like, problem?"
"Heh, heh," Stan chuckled nervously, sweat-dropping.
"Maybe Stan was right! He does love me more," Pashmina said.
"I dunno," Penelope said hesitantly.
"Well, if you think he loves you, go ask him," Sandy suggested.
Pashmina walked up to Stan.
"Yes, Pashmina-babe?" he asked.
Pashmina fidgeted nervously. "Well, I was wondering-" she began, but Stan planted a kiss on her.
"Yes," he said.
The hamsters cheered and had a party for them.
But little did they know that Dexter's problem would soon be solved.
***
"Hey Stan!" called Sandy. "Can I use your laptop?"
"What? Yeah, sure!" Stan answered absentmindedly, trying to fit together a puzzle piece.
Sandy booted up the laptop and presumed to open up a file. However, she suddenly spotted a file saying "hug.doc."
'Aw,' thought Sandy. 'He probably wrote a poem or something.' She looked around to make sure no one was watched and then opened the file.
There was a picture of Dexter and Shasha hugging. And if that weren't enough, there was also a sound clip; Sandy played it.
"Just a friendly hug, huh? Well, I can change that." Stan had recorded his words, for he knew that if Pashmina became his girlfriend, then those words would be something to remember.
Sandy gasped.
"That dirty, rotten, stinker!" she exclaimed. She printed the picture and saved the sound clip, and scurried out the door.
"I've gotta find Dexter!" she exclaimed.
She did find him, behind a bush.
"Dexter!" she exclaimed. "Dexter!"
"What is it now? Am I being kicked out of town?" he asked.
"No! Come look at this!" she cried.
Dexter ambled over and gasped.
"I can't believe it! He actually did this to me!" Dexter said.
After showing the picture to Shasha, the three devised a plan.
Sandy headed back to the Clubhouse and borrowed on of Jingle's subwoofers.
With the help of Jingle and Bijou, the three rigged up the sound systems. Sandy gave the signal from a window and in came Dexter and Shasha.
"What are you doing here?" asked Stan, clutching Pashmina's paw.
Dexter's eyes narrowed as he saw his girl and Stan, paw-in-paw.
At that moment, the picture of Dexter and Shasha hugging popped onto a large screen and the sound clip was played.
"Just a friendly hug, huh? Well, I can changed that!"
Stan gasped.
"I-never-but," he stuttered.
"Don't like your own game, Stan?" asked Dexter smugly.
"How could you, Stan?" asked Pashmina furiously, smacking him across the face.
Stan glared at Sandy.
"And what do you think of that?" asked Shasha in a sing-song voice.
"Grrr!"
Stan sat in a corner.
"Lost again!" he muttered.
Dexter's heart was like the sun again. Warm and nice! He kissed Pashmina and the other couples followed suit. Boss chuckled.
"Enough mushyness!" he exclaimed.
A wind swept through the Clubhouse, but it was felt by no one except Stan.
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Did you like it?? I thought it was good (then again I am the author) I tried to keep everyone in character, but I just adjusted a little. Hope everyone like it!!! Be sure to read my story called "Dare Ask the Ham-hams" you can dare AND ask the hams!!! Well, Ciao.
Milkes: See ya soon!!!