Disclaimer: Sorry I haven't updated for a while. I haven't been able to get
on a computer long enough to type anything. But here is the next chapter!
The votes are as follows:
Botan-3
Koenma- 1
Yukina- 3
Yusuke- 3
Keiko- 1
Well, since Yusuke is one of my bishies, I can't really do him. So I randomly picked someone else. ENJOY!
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Hiei was sitting in a tree, thinking about Yukina and how she was. He was curious about how far her relationship was with Kuwabara. All of this curiousity was eating at his insides, he was almost hollowed out. After some more wondering, he desided to go check up on her, considering he didn't have to go back to the Makai to see her. She had gotten permission after the dark tournament to stay with one individual ningen. It was a short, simple walk, or run, to Kuwabara's house.
Just as he was shifting, the nimble tree branch snapped away from the tree, and Hiei came crashing down. He began to run, seeming as if he were just a blur passing by to any baka ningen who cared to look. He got to Kuwabara's house, and cautiously listened for voices coming from inside the house. He heard a few coming from the second floor. Hiei listened closer and discovered it was Yukina and Kuwabara talking to each other. He jumped onto the edge of the house, as he almost slipped off, and peered into the window.
He saw Yukina sitting with her back to the window, with Kuwabara kneeling on the floor in front of her. What the hell was he doing? The next thing he did meant nothing to Hiei, nor Yukina by the look of it. He pulled out small velvet box, and opened it. He said, "Will you marry me, Yukina, love of mine?" Hiei thought this might be important, so he ran to Yusuke's house to ask him about it.
When he got there, he rang the doorbell. Yusuke answered, "Hey, Hiei. What's up?" Hiei walked into the house, uninvited.
"I need to know something. What does it mean when someone asks someone else to marry them?" Hiei blurted out, as if it was no big deal. Yusuke looked at Hiei in disbelief, then proceeded to laugh until he was teary eyed and his insides hurt, he looked at Hiei again in mid-laugh, and saw that his expression had not changed.
"Oh, you're serious. Well, it's when a guy and a girl like each other so much that they want to spend the rest of their lives together. So, marrying is this big, long, boring ceremony where that guy and girl agree to spend the rest of their lives together. Usually they have kids shortly after. Why?" Yusuke finished. Hiei began to get real pissed off.
"For your information, pathetic ningen, Kuwabara asked Yukina to marry him," Hiei sneered as his temper raged some more. More laughing came from Yusuke.
"Sorry, Hiei. I just didn't think he was smart enough to do that," he laughed. Hiei left Yusuke to laugh by himself; he was going to give that god damn baka ningen a piece of his mind. (A/N: Sorry to Jesscheaux for this.)
As he was running back to Kuwabara's house, he realized that it wasn't really the right thing to do. Everyone would get mad at him, and he'd be charged with murder by Koenma, and have to spend more time escaping from jail in the Spirit World. He stoped in mid-run and began to walk. A gypsi dressed in purple rags came up to him from a little chair on the sidewalk. She grabbed his arm as she leant toward his ear and whispered with a heavy Russian accent, "I fix all problems." Hiei flinched to get her hand off of his arm, and looked at her in disbelief. "Come," she said as she pulled Hiei into a close-by building. The room was dimly lit, with a bookshelf full of bottles containing weird looking objects. There was a tiny table in the middle of the room, which stunk of lavender.
The gypsi sat down at the table in one of the satin covered chairs. "Come," she commanded Hiei, who was looking around. He walked over to the other chair and sat. Instantly, the chair broke. "It ok. I fix later. You have problem, yes?" said the gypsi as she pulled out a pad of paper and a calculator. "Your sister, she love man you hate. I fix. We make ugly sister, guy hate," she paused from telling her plan to write on the pad and add up figures on the calculator. "Fifty dollar for whole job. . . plus tax and cookie." Hiei didn't have money, and he didn't care. He'd barely listened anyway, until the part where she said 'hate'. He considered it for a minute, asking Yusuke to pay for it. It just might work.
"Wait. How do we make her look bad?" Hiei asked the gypsi.
"We give her hair shock. It go BOOM!" the gypsi said as she threw up her hands. "Then she ugly," she finished quickly.
"Hn, I think I'll accept," Hiei agreed. They shook on it, and Hiei left the little building, waiting for what would happen.
The next day, he went again to Kuwabara's house, only to find that Yukina was standing in front of the mirror. Her hair was sticking out in weird angels. Part of it was crimpy and had turned pink. The gypsi had done well, but Hiei just wished getting rid of Kuwabara didn't have to affect Yukina.
(A/N: Change point of view for a little while. . .)
Yukina awoke, feeling happy and refreshed. Even thought Kazuma had to explain marriage to her yesterday after he had proposed, she thought it sounded wonderful. She walked over to the mirror in her room. As she peered at her reflection, she screamed in horror. Her hair had gone haywire overnight! She ran to Kazuma's room. "Kazuma! Help me! My hair has become strange!" the ice apparition yelled at the sleeping lump of shit.
"Don't worry my love! I will save your. . . oh my god! You look hideous!" He yelled, half asleep.
"Kazuma!" Yukina whined.
"Sorry, my love. I know someone who will help you!" Kazuma said as he got dressed. "He lives a little bit away. We can walk." They set off out of the house, and headed towards Yusuke's house. When they got there, Kuwabara rang the doorbell. Yusuke answered yet again.
"Hey. What can I do for you t- what the hell happened to your hair, Yukina?!" Yusuke said with a shock.
"We don't know, Urameshi. Can you fix it?" Kuwabara pleaded.
"Well, if it was you, no. But certain circumstances may change that. I'll see what I can do. You can wait outside, Kuwabara," Yusuke bargained. "C'mon, Yukina," Yusuke said as she stepped into his house. Little did they know that Hiei was sitting in a tree close-by, watching.
An hour later Yusuke came out of the house. "I'd like to introduce to you, the fixed up Yukina!" he announced. Yukina walked out of the house. She looked greasier than all of KFC's chicken put together. Out of no where, a drop of water fell onto her head. There was a loud SPROING as her hair poofed out to it's original bad look. Hiei began to feel bad for her. It was time he go back to the gypsi.
(A/N: POV change back)
Hiei went back to the gypsy's er. . . place. He barged into the tiny, bad smelling room, maybe too hard considering the door came off it's hinges. "That's enough! I want my sister back to normal," Hiei yelled at the gypsy.
"Pay first, fix later. I need fifty dollar, plus tax and cookie. It be more for fix," the gypsi stated holding out a hand.
"Fix her now!" Hiei yelled, getting pissed. He pulled his katana out and held in right to her neck. "Or you're dead," he threatened.
"Ok. Me fix if you give me cookie. Not today, sometime soon," she bargained.
"I've had enough. Don't try to bargain with me, or I'll kill you," Hiei said as he put more pressure on the gypsy's neck.
"I want cookie, but life better. I fix sister for free. Leave now," she said to Hiei. He took his katana and put it back in the scabbard. It seemed that everything was working out. But he still wanted to kill Kuwabara. . .
Epilouge (for this chapter, cuz I'm too lazy to write the rest!)
Yukina's hair returned to normal the next day. Ten years later, Hiei invented a video game where you get to kill Kuwabara in nine hundred levels, with ten different characters and weapons. There was also a Barbie that is anorexic in seven different ways, but that has nothing to do with the story.
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How'd you like it?
The people that will have bad hair days in the next chapter is up to you. I'm only going to do one or two more chapters. VOTE IN THE REVIEW NOW!
Wait, you have to read the rest first.
What if this never ends?
Well, I have one more thing to say! Well, two.
I was reading the Artemis Fowl #3, and I have to put this wicked funny part in here!
Pex: This is kinda like that horror movie. You know, the one with all of the horror in it.
Chips: I think I saw that one. The one where all of the words go up the screen at the end?
Pex: Yup, that's the one. To tell you the truth, the words kinda ruined it for me.
AND. . .
Things to keep in mind:
Eat more.
Sleep more.
Relax.
Cuz in the end, everything tastes like chicken,
And chicken, tastes good.
I'm all done. ^^
Botan-3
Koenma- 1
Yukina- 3
Yusuke- 3
Keiko- 1
Well, since Yusuke is one of my bishies, I can't really do him. So I randomly picked someone else. ENJOY!
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Hiei was sitting in a tree, thinking about Yukina and how she was. He was curious about how far her relationship was with Kuwabara. All of this curiousity was eating at his insides, he was almost hollowed out. After some more wondering, he desided to go check up on her, considering he didn't have to go back to the Makai to see her. She had gotten permission after the dark tournament to stay with one individual ningen. It was a short, simple walk, or run, to Kuwabara's house.
Just as he was shifting, the nimble tree branch snapped away from the tree, and Hiei came crashing down. He began to run, seeming as if he were just a blur passing by to any baka ningen who cared to look. He got to Kuwabara's house, and cautiously listened for voices coming from inside the house. He heard a few coming from the second floor. Hiei listened closer and discovered it was Yukina and Kuwabara talking to each other. He jumped onto the edge of the house, as he almost slipped off, and peered into the window.
He saw Yukina sitting with her back to the window, with Kuwabara kneeling on the floor in front of her. What the hell was he doing? The next thing he did meant nothing to Hiei, nor Yukina by the look of it. He pulled out small velvet box, and opened it. He said, "Will you marry me, Yukina, love of mine?" Hiei thought this might be important, so he ran to Yusuke's house to ask him about it.
When he got there, he rang the doorbell. Yusuke answered, "Hey, Hiei. What's up?" Hiei walked into the house, uninvited.
"I need to know something. What does it mean when someone asks someone else to marry them?" Hiei blurted out, as if it was no big deal. Yusuke looked at Hiei in disbelief, then proceeded to laugh until he was teary eyed and his insides hurt, he looked at Hiei again in mid-laugh, and saw that his expression had not changed.
"Oh, you're serious. Well, it's when a guy and a girl like each other so much that they want to spend the rest of their lives together. So, marrying is this big, long, boring ceremony where that guy and girl agree to spend the rest of their lives together. Usually they have kids shortly after. Why?" Yusuke finished. Hiei began to get real pissed off.
"For your information, pathetic ningen, Kuwabara asked Yukina to marry him," Hiei sneered as his temper raged some more. More laughing came from Yusuke.
"Sorry, Hiei. I just didn't think he was smart enough to do that," he laughed. Hiei left Yusuke to laugh by himself; he was going to give that god damn baka ningen a piece of his mind. (A/N: Sorry to Jesscheaux for this.)
As he was running back to Kuwabara's house, he realized that it wasn't really the right thing to do. Everyone would get mad at him, and he'd be charged with murder by Koenma, and have to spend more time escaping from jail in the Spirit World. He stoped in mid-run and began to walk. A gypsi dressed in purple rags came up to him from a little chair on the sidewalk. She grabbed his arm as she leant toward his ear and whispered with a heavy Russian accent, "I fix all problems." Hiei flinched to get her hand off of his arm, and looked at her in disbelief. "Come," she said as she pulled Hiei into a close-by building. The room was dimly lit, with a bookshelf full of bottles containing weird looking objects. There was a tiny table in the middle of the room, which stunk of lavender.
The gypsi sat down at the table in one of the satin covered chairs. "Come," she commanded Hiei, who was looking around. He walked over to the other chair and sat. Instantly, the chair broke. "It ok. I fix later. You have problem, yes?" said the gypsi as she pulled out a pad of paper and a calculator. "Your sister, she love man you hate. I fix. We make ugly sister, guy hate," she paused from telling her plan to write on the pad and add up figures on the calculator. "Fifty dollar for whole job. . . plus tax and cookie." Hiei didn't have money, and he didn't care. He'd barely listened anyway, until the part where she said 'hate'. He considered it for a minute, asking Yusuke to pay for it. It just might work.
"Wait. How do we make her look bad?" Hiei asked the gypsi.
"We give her hair shock. It go BOOM!" the gypsi said as she threw up her hands. "Then she ugly," she finished quickly.
"Hn, I think I'll accept," Hiei agreed. They shook on it, and Hiei left the little building, waiting for what would happen.
The next day, he went again to Kuwabara's house, only to find that Yukina was standing in front of the mirror. Her hair was sticking out in weird angels. Part of it was crimpy and had turned pink. The gypsi had done well, but Hiei just wished getting rid of Kuwabara didn't have to affect Yukina.
(A/N: Change point of view for a little while. . .)
Yukina awoke, feeling happy and refreshed. Even thought Kazuma had to explain marriage to her yesterday after he had proposed, she thought it sounded wonderful. She walked over to the mirror in her room. As she peered at her reflection, she screamed in horror. Her hair had gone haywire overnight! She ran to Kazuma's room. "Kazuma! Help me! My hair has become strange!" the ice apparition yelled at the sleeping lump of shit.
"Don't worry my love! I will save your. . . oh my god! You look hideous!" He yelled, half asleep.
"Kazuma!" Yukina whined.
"Sorry, my love. I know someone who will help you!" Kazuma said as he got dressed. "He lives a little bit away. We can walk." They set off out of the house, and headed towards Yusuke's house. When they got there, Kuwabara rang the doorbell. Yusuke answered yet again.
"Hey. What can I do for you t- what the hell happened to your hair, Yukina?!" Yusuke said with a shock.
"We don't know, Urameshi. Can you fix it?" Kuwabara pleaded.
"Well, if it was you, no. But certain circumstances may change that. I'll see what I can do. You can wait outside, Kuwabara," Yusuke bargained. "C'mon, Yukina," Yusuke said as she stepped into his house. Little did they know that Hiei was sitting in a tree close-by, watching.
An hour later Yusuke came out of the house. "I'd like to introduce to you, the fixed up Yukina!" he announced. Yukina walked out of the house. She looked greasier than all of KFC's chicken put together. Out of no where, a drop of water fell onto her head. There was a loud SPROING as her hair poofed out to it's original bad look. Hiei began to feel bad for her. It was time he go back to the gypsi.
(A/N: POV change back)
Hiei went back to the gypsy's er. . . place. He barged into the tiny, bad smelling room, maybe too hard considering the door came off it's hinges. "That's enough! I want my sister back to normal," Hiei yelled at the gypsy.
"Pay first, fix later. I need fifty dollar, plus tax and cookie. It be more for fix," the gypsi stated holding out a hand.
"Fix her now!" Hiei yelled, getting pissed. He pulled his katana out and held in right to her neck. "Or you're dead," he threatened.
"Ok. Me fix if you give me cookie. Not today, sometime soon," she bargained.
"I've had enough. Don't try to bargain with me, or I'll kill you," Hiei said as he put more pressure on the gypsy's neck.
"I want cookie, but life better. I fix sister for free. Leave now," she said to Hiei. He took his katana and put it back in the scabbard. It seemed that everything was working out. But he still wanted to kill Kuwabara. . .
Epilouge (for this chapter, cuz I'm too lazy to write the rest!)
Yukina's hair returned to normal the next day. Ten years later, Hiei invented a video game where you get to kill Kuwabara in nine hundred levels, with ten different characters and weapons. There was also a Barbie that is anorexic in seven different ways, but that has nothing to do with the story.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
How'd you like it?
The people that will have bad hair days in the next chapter is up to you. I'm only going to do one or two more chapters. VOTE IN THE REVIEW NOW!
Wait, you have to read the rest first.
What if this never ends?
Well, I have one more thing to say! Well, two.
I was reading the Artemis Fowl #3, and I have to put this wicked funny part in here!
Pex: This is kinda like that horror movie. You know, the one with all of the horror in it.
Chips: I think I saw that one. The one where all of the words go up the screen at the end?
Pex: Yup, that's the one. To tell you the truth, the words kinda ruined it for me.
AND. . .
Things to keep in mind:
Eat more.
Sleep more.
Relax.
Cuz in the end, everything tastes like chicken,
And chicken, tastes good.
I'm all done. ^^