Disclaimer: I don't own YYH (*cries without end*) But, none the less, by
votes the next victim of the bad hair day is! *opens envelope* Eh, we have
a tie! Surprise, surprise! Well, on with the madness! MUH HAHAHA!
By the way, fans and unfanny fans, this is my last chapter. That's why it's short and it's got an epilogue!
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Koenma yawned and opened his eyes. He saw the familiar bars of his crib. "OGRE!!" he yelled.
"Coming, Koenma-sama," Ogre responded to the call. (A/N: I prefer Koenma-sama to Koenma sir, doncha think?) The door whipped open, and there stood the blue ogre. "What would you like, Koenma-sama?"
"Get me out of here," Koenma ordered.
"Don't you ever say please," Ogre mumbled under his breath, opening the bars to the crib.
"I will be getting ready. Any news while I was taking my nap?" Koenma asked his assistant.
"None, Koenma-sama."
"Very well then. Keep your eye on things while I get out of my nappies," Koenma ordered some more. Ogre went out of the room and closed the door behind him, leaving Koenma alone. He got up, walked over to the bathroom, and climbed up the five-stepped stool so he could see himself in the mirror. What's this??? He thought, seeing a white bottle on the sink. He picked it up, and on the bottle, it said "Hair gel." I have been wanting a new hair style for a while the son of leader of the Spirit World thought. He began to work on his newest doo, but little did he know that his hand had been covering the word blue, making the tube really full of blue hair gel.
~*~*~*~*~
Botan shrieked when she saw her reflection in the mirror. Some of her hair had fallen out completely! There were big bald patches all over her beautiful head. She thought she was going to die, right then and there. She recovered slightly from the shock, just enough to realize that she had to go back to Koenma's palace to get that bottle back that she had left there when she was dying her hair while Koenma was sleeping. She quickly got dressed, then tried to cover up the bald patches while rearranging her hair. She managed to cover up most of the spots. She hopped on her oar and zoomed away into the sun.
~*~*~*~*~
Koenma used the rest of the hair gel on his new hair style. He gave himself a check in the mirror, then strode confidently out of the bathroom to go show his employees his new creation. He walked into his main office, where Ogre was standing there with his back turned.
"Hello, Koenma-," Ogre turned around. "GAH! KOENMA-SAMA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR!?" the blue creature yelled shocked at the toddler.
"Don't you like it? I thought I'd try something new," Koenma said, puffing his new hair-doo.
"But an afro just isn't you, especially when it's a blue one," Ogre said to the tiny tot.
"What do you mean blue?"
"I mean, your hair, it's blue. Didn't you make it that way?"
"I only used hair gel, no dye or anything, so what's the big deal, you big oaf?"
"It's blue, Koenma-sama," Ogre said, nervous that his boss was going to explode at any second.
"Ogre, mirror," Koenma commanded, pointing to the small mirror on his desk.
"Just one question, Koenma-sama," Ogre hesitated. "Where did you get all of the hair to make it that large?"
"Why do you think my hat was so big? Now hand over my mirror!" the cranky toddler whined. He looked into it, and to his horror, saw that Ogre was right. His hair was now a three foot blue afro. "GAH!" Koenma yelled. "Wash it out, quick!"
"Yes, Koenma-sama," Ogre said, hustling Koenma into the tub. He washed his hair at least twenty times, but nothing would work. The blue hair gel was stuck!
"What am I going to tell Daddy?" the squeaky clean Koenma asked himself. Just then, the intercom buzzed. "What?" Koenma said into the mic.
"Koenma, I need to come in for a minute to get something that I forgot yesterday," Botan's voice said through the speaker. She heard the door unlock. She sped in, making it to his office in record time.
"B-b-botan?" Koenma stuttered.
"It's not that bad, is it?" Botan said, thinking of her beautiful hair.
"Go look in the mirror and get your things," Koenma said.
"Wait, you didn't use that hair gel, did you?" Botan asked her boss, now noticing his blue hair.
"I did. Why?" Koenma said.
"That was what I came for. I'm going bald because I used it. I can only wait until I've gone bald now!" Botan cried.
"OGRE! CALL SOMEONE! I CAN'T LOOSE MY HAIR!!" Koenma wailed.
"Right away, Koenma-sama," Ogre replied as he rushed off to the phone.
~~~~Epilogue~~~
Koenma and Botan went completely bald in two days. Yusuke was called in, but couldn't help because he was laughing too hard. They called Kurama as well, who just laughed for a good thirty seconds or so before recommending a doctor who could give them their hair back. They both went to the doctor, who said that they didn't have any microfolicateulities left in their heads, so he couldn't do anything. Koenma made the A'yelpir (A/N: look at it backwards. . .) records for "youngest person to go bald in here and otherly worlds."
Someone took pictures of it, and posted them on the web so everyone could get a good kick out of it. They're now serving time in Spirit World prison, and Koenma is still trying to get rid of the site, but the person who put it there made it so that no one can ever delete it or change it. Because of all this, Botan is wearing a wig that is the same as her real hair. Sometimes when the wind blows too hard, it flies off, so she wears duct tape underneath it.
FINITO!!!
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So, what did you think? Any good? Maybe? Hmmmm? Well, flames welcome, lemme know what you thought of it.
By the way, fans and unfanny fans, this is my last chapter. That's why it's short and it's got an epilogue!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Koenma yawned and opened his eyes. He saw the familiar bars of his crib. "OGRE!!" he yelled.
"Coming, Koenma-sama," Ogre responded to the call. (A/N: I prefer Koenma-sama to Koenma sir, doncha think?) The door whipped open, and there stood the blue ogre. "What would you like, Koenma-sama?"
"Get me out of here," Koenma ordered.
"Don't you ever say please," Ogre mumbled under his breath, opening the bars to the crib.
"I will be getting ready. Any news while I was taking my nap?" Koenma asked his assistant.
"None, Koenma-sama."
"Very well then. Keep your eye on things while I get out of my nappies," Koenma ordered some more. Ogre went out of the room and closed the door behind him, leaving Koenma alone. He got up, walked over to the bathroom, and climbed up the five-stepped stool so he could see himself in the mirror. What's this??? He thought, seeing a white bottle on the sink. He picked it up, and on the bottle, it said "Hair gel." I have been wanting a new hair style for a while the son of leader of the Spirit World thought. He began to work on his newest doo, but little did he know that his hand had been covering the word blue, making the tube really full of blue hair gel.
~*~*~*~*~
Botan shrieked when she saw her reflection in the mirror. Some of her hair had fallen out completely! There were big bald patches all over her beautiful head. She thought she was going to die, right then and there. She recovered slightly from the shock, just enough to realize that she had to go back to Koenma's palace to get that bottle back that she had left there when she was dying her hair while Koenma was sleeping. She quickly got dressed, then tried to cover up the bald patches while rearranging her hair. She managed to cover up most of the spots. She hopped on her oar and zoomed away into the sun.
~*~*~*~*~
Koenma used the rest of the hair gel on his new hair style. He gave himself a check in the mirror, then strode confidently out of the bathroom to go show his employees his new creation. He walked into his main office, where Ogre was standing there with his back turned.
"Hello, Koenma-," Ogre turned around. "GAH! KOENMA-SAMA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR!?" the blue creature yelled shocked at the toddler.
"Don't you like it? I thought I'd try something new," Koenma said, puffing his new hair-doo.
"But an afro just isn't you, especially when it's a blue one," Ogre said to the tiny tot.
"What do you mean blue?"
"I mean, your hair, it's blue. Didn't you make it that way?"
"I only used hair gel, no dye or anything, so what's the big deal, you big oaf?"
"It's blue, Koenma-sama," Ogre said, nervous that his boss was going to explode at any second.
"Ogre, mirror," Koenma commanded, pointing to the small mirror on his desk.
"Just one question, Koenma-sama," Ogre hesitated. "Where did you get all of the hair to make it that large?"
"Why do you think my hat was so big? Now hand over my mirror!" the cranky toddler whined. He looked into it, and to his horror, saw that Ogre was right. His hair was now a three foot blue afro. "GAH!" Koenma yelled. "Wash it out, quick!"
"Yes, Koenma-sama," Ogre said, hustling Koenma into the tub. He washed his hair at least twenty times, but nothing would work. The blue hair gel was stuck!
"What am I going to tell Daddy?" the squeaky clean Koenma asked himself. Just then, the intercom buzzed. "What?" Koenma said into the mic.
"Koenma, I need to come in for a minute to get something that I forgot yesterday," Botan's voice said through the speaker. She heard the door unlock. She sped in, making it to his office in record time.
"B-b-botan?" Koenma stuttered.
"It's not that bad, is it?" Botan said, thinking of her beautiful hair.
"Go look in the mirror and get your things," Koenma said.
"Wait, you didn't use that hair gel, did you?" Botan asked her boss, now noticing his blue hair.
"I did. Why?" Koenma said.
"That was what I came for. I'm going bald because I used it. I can only wait until I've gone bald now!" Botan cried.
"OGRE! CALL SOMEONE! I CAN'T LOOSE MY HAIR!!" Koenma wailed.
"Right away, Koenma-sama," Ogre replied as he rushed off to the phone.
~~~~Epilogue~~~
Koenma and Botan went completely bald in two days. Yusuke was called in, but couldn't help because he was laughing too hard. They called Kurama as well, who just laughed for a good thirty seconds or so before recommending a doctor who could give them their hair back. They both went to the doctor, who said that they didn't have any microfolicateulities left in their heads, so he couldn't do anything. Koenma made the A'yelpir (A/N: look at it backwards. . .) records for "youngest person to go bald in here and otherly worlds."
Someone took pictures of it, and posted them on the web so everyone could get a good kick out of it. They're now serving time in Spirit World prison, and Koenma is still trying to get rid of the site, but the person who put it there made it so that no one can ever delete it or change it. Because of all this, Botan is wearing a wig that is the same as her real hair. Sometimes when the wind blows too hard, it flies off, so she wears duct tape underneath it.
FINITO!!!
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So, what did you think? Any good? Maybe? Hmmmm? Well, flames welcome, lemme know what you thought of it.