Well this is kind of a sequel to my Trigun story Vash's Atonement.
People like it so I give them what they like. Here it is. Oh and thanks to
Rei Azayahi for this idea. This is dedicated to you.
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Vash, Meryl, Milly, and Wolfwood looked at the damage that had been done. "I can't believe you tried to flush the shows mascot down the toilet. After you killed it." Wolfwood moaned at their misfortune.
"Well it just sorta came to me, people flush goldfish, and hamsters down the toilet, why not cats?" Vash said defending himself.
"But how? I mean you couldn't tell that he wouldn't fit? Why did you kill him anyway!" Meryl wined.
"That cat is damn annoying!! It's everywhere, can't you people notice that?" Vash cried.
"He is?" The rest of the group said in unison.
"Oh please! You honestly didn't realize it?" Vash replied.
"No!"
"That's because the writers didn't think it necessary." Knives said from the entrance to the bathroom.
"How did you get here!?" Vash yelled in disbelief.
"Hell if I know. I am just here."
Then out of nowhere Kuro- Neko-Sama sprang to life. And went for the attack.
BANG!!!
Kuro-Neko-Sama's corpse ripped to shreds by three guns. Vash, Knives, and Wolfwood all held up and still smoking.
"Finally, it's all over." Vash said. "Now let's get a drink!" So they went to a local bar.
"Do goldfish really live here? I mean there isn't any water around so how do they survive?" Vash asked Wolfwood.
"I don't know." Wolfwood murmured.
"Knives?"
"Don't ask me." Knives replied solemnly. "But I have the urge to kill you Vash."
"Me too." Vash replied.
And quickly a battle ensued. Then it was broken by Vash and Knives screaming in unison.
"How, how did he? Do you see that?" the brothers stated in absolute horror. "Meryl, honestly didn't we have a discussion about how evil that cat is? How did he come back to life?"
Meryl just sat there petting Kuro-Neko-Sama. Then when noone was looking he flipped Vash, Knives, and Wolfwood the bird.
"That damn cat!" Wolfwood snarled.
"Who keeps doing this to us?" Vash cried.
Then as that happened, Legato laughed and started dancing in his white wife beater and his light blue drawers with Kuro-Neko-Sama print on them. He was laughing and dancing around.
"Man, Sapphire Phoenix. We make an awesome team. But why am I in my underwear?"
"I wrote it like that. It's funny. "
"Oh, cool. So what's next."
"First we buy you some new boxers."
"Cool."
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That was longer than the first one. I like it better too. I also put myself in because I have always wanted to do that. So I don't give a damn what anyone else says. That's all.
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Vash, Meryl, Milly, and Wolfwood looked at the damage that had been done. "I can't believe you tried to flush the shows mascot down the toilet. After you killed it." Wolfwood moaned at their misfortune.
"Well it just sorta came to me, people flush goldfish, and hamsters down the toilet, why not cats?" Vash said defending himself.
"But how? I mean you couldn't tell that he wouldn't fit? Why did you kill him anyway!" Meryl wined.
"That cat is damn annoying!! It's everywhere, can't you people notice that?" Vash cried.
"He is?" The rest of the group said in unison.
"Oh please! You honestly didn't realize it?" Vash replied.
"No!"
"That's because the writers didn't think it necessary." Knives said from the entrance to the bathroom.
"How did you get here!?" Vash yelled in disbelief.
"Hell if I know. I am just here."
Then out of nowhere Kuro- Neko-Sama sprang to life. And went for the attack.
BANG!!!
Kuro-Neko-Sama's corpse ripped to shreds by three guns. Vash, Knives, and Wolfwood all held up and still smoking.
"Finally, it's all over." Vash said. "Now let's get a drink!" So they went to a local bar.
"Do goldfish really live here? I mean there isn't any water around so how do they survive?" Vash asked Wolfwood.
"I don't know." Wolfwood murmured.
"Knives?"
"Don't ask me." Knives replied solemnly. "But I have the urge to kill you Vash."
"Me too." Vash replied.
And quickly a battle ensued. Then it was broken by Vash and Knives screaming in unison.
"How, how did he? Do you see that?" the brothers stated in absolute horror. "Meryl, honestly didn't we have a discussion about how evil that cat is? How did he come back to life?"
Meryl just sat there petting Kuro-Neko-Sama. Then when noone was looking he flipped Vash, Knives, and Wolfwood the bird.
"That damn cat!" Wolfwood snarled.
"Who keeps doing this to us?" Vash cried.
Then as that happened, Legato laughed and started dancing in his white wife beater and his light blue drawers with Kuro-Neko-Sama print on them. He was laughing and dancing around.
"Man, Sapphire Phoenix. We make an awesome team. But why am I in my underwear?"
"I wrote it like that. It's funny. "
"Oh, cool. So what's next."
"First we buy you some new boxers."
"Cool."
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That was longer than the first one. I like it better too. I also put myself in because I have always wanted to do that. So I don't give a damn what anyone else says. That's all.