Disclaimer: I don't own the song "Tuesday Morning". That belongs to
Michelle Branch. I don't own Lord of the Rings. That belongs to a lot of
people like J.R.R. Tolkien. I do, however, own Wal-Mart. Yes, I,
the..owner..person..of Wal-Mart spend my time writing fanfics. Go fig. (I
do not actually own Wal-Mart.)
A/N: This is a parody of Michelle Branch's 'Tuesday Morning' to fit one obsessive (and slightly psychotic) fan's day of the release of TTT. It just conveniently falls on a Tuesday. How lucky for me, right? Well, it ended up getting a little weirder than I had intended so I thought to myself, 'why don't I post it on fanfiction.net? Maybe somebody will like it.' And so someone might. But I will never know unless people review. And now, without further Adieu..onto the story.
I remember stormy weather
At the battle of Helm's Deep
And you were with me
Content with watching
Thinking this was your world
Please don't call security
'cause I just wanna buy a movie
Please don't call security
'cause I don't wanna go
Tuesday morning
In the dark
I was camping out
Behind Wal-Mart
I tried to break in
While you were sleeping
And then I danced around the store
If I had known then
That cops don't like that
I would've dressed up as a guard
Please don't call security
'cause I just wanna buy a movie
Please don't call security
'cause I don't wanna go
Tuesday morning
In the dark
I was lurking around
Inside Wal-Mart
It was my love of Legolas that made me do it
His elven voice was calling to me
Saying 'please take me home'
Pleading to take the movie
Please don't call security
'cause I just wanna buy my movie
Tuesday morning
In the dark
I was running fast
With my new tape
Tuesday morning
In the dark
They were finding out
I'm like a rabbit
They can't catch me
Run quickly
Run to home
To watch LotR
A/N: Well, what did you think? Brilliant, right? I can't wait for the movie to come out. I'm so excited. Although it actually kind of angers me because it's not really like the book at all..ok, deep breaths. I'll be ok..if only you review. If you don't review I could DIE. Do you really want to be responsible for my death? I didn't think so.
A/N: This is a parody of Michelle Branch's 'Tuesday Morning' to fit one obsessive (and slightly psychotic) fan's day of the release of TTT. It just conveniently falls on a Tuesday. How lucky for me, right? Well, it ended up getting a little weirder than I had intended so I thought to myself, 'why don't I post it on fanfiction.net? Maybe somebody will like it.' And so someone might. But I will never know unless people review. And now, without further Adieu..onto the story.
I remember stormy weather
At the battle of Helm's Deep
And you were with me
Content with watching
Thinking this was your world
Please don't call security
'cause I just wanna buy a movie
Please don't call security
'cause I don't wanna go
Tuesday morning
In the dark
I was camping out
Behind Wal-Mart
I tried to break in
While you were sleeping
And then I danced around the store
If I had known then
That cops don't like that
I would've dressed up as a guard
Please don't call security
'cause I just wanna buy a movie
Please don't call security
'cause I don't wanna go
Tuesday morning
In the dark
I was lurking around
Inside Wal-Mart
It was my love of Legolas that made me do it
His elven voice was calling to me
Saying 'please take me home'
Pleading to take the movie
Please don't call security
'cause I just wanna buy my movie
Tuesday morning
In the dark
I was running fast
With my new tape
Tuesday morning
In the dark
They were finding out
I'm like a rabbit
They can't catch me
Run quickly
Run to home
To watch LotR
A/N: Well, what did you think? Brilliant, right? I can't wait for the movie to come out. I'm so excited. Although it actually kind of angers me because it's not really like the book at all..ok, deep breaths. I'll be ok..if only you review. If you don't review I could DIE. Do you really want to be responsible for my death? I didn't think so.