YamiYugi and Seto Kaiba in the Real World
by: taramagick aka YamiYugi aka Thao T.
Ratings: PG-13 for some cursing and a violent yami at the leather store. (I higher the ratings to be safe)
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Yu-Gi-Oh, its character, its monster, and other Yu-Gi-Oh materials. I don't own Snickers candy bar, either. I DO OWN "Thao" cause that's ME!! I also own A.K. and her dog, "Dog". And you can have the check out person cus I don't care about him/her.
Oh, I also own Kim. hehe!!
Note: Newbie fanfic writer on the loose! Beware! If story doesn't satisfy your hungry, grab a snickers bar!
------------------STORY BEGINS--------------------
Chapter 2: Leather Store
After YamiYugi, Seto Kaiba, Thao, and A.K. ate all the pink buttered popcorn, Thao and A.K. explained how Seto Kaiba and YamiYugi came to their world.
Seto Kaiba: So, when can you send us back to OUR world?
Thao: *laugh nervously* hehe, you see, I kinda don't know how. ^^;;
YamiYugi and Seto Kaiba: WHAT!!!!
A.K.: hehe, guess like you two are stuck here.
YamiYugi: NOOOOooOooOOooOOoooOoOoOooOoooOooooo!!!!!!!!! *starts running and screaming wildly around the house*
Seto Kaiba: Look here Thao, I have a little brother back in my world that's probably wondering what in the world has happen to me. I also got a company to run back in my world. YOU will find a way to get ME back to MY world!!
A.K.: What's in it for us?
Seto: You can keep YamiYugi with you.
YamiYugi in the background: WTF!!
A.K. and Thao: YAY!!
Thao: *throws confetti*
A.K. *throws newspaper confetti*
Thao: *throws a whole newspaper cus she's too lazy to rip it up*
The newspaper fell down slowly and opened up to an advertise.
YamiYugi: *looks down at it and read out loud: 50% OFF ON ALL LEATHER JACKET! TODAY ONLY AT THE LEATHER STORE!!*
YamiYugi: OMG!! 50% OFF!! TAKE ME TO THIS LEATHER STORE!?!?! RIGHT NOW!!
Seto Kaiba: --;
30 minutes later, YamiYugi, Thao, Seto Kaiba, and A.K. were standing outside of the leather store!!
YamiYugi: *reads the store's poster out loud* The Leather Store. We sell the best of the best leather. We are the leather expert!! MUHAHAHAHA!!
A.K.: This is one weird poster...
Seto Kaiba: yeah, and it seems to be brainwashing YamiYugi.
YamiYugi: @_@ The Leather Store...wow....leather expert...leather...leather...leather...leather...leather...
Thao: *slaps YamiYugi in the face*
YamiYugi: WTF!!!
Thao: You were being brainwash by a poster.
YamiYugi: That's silly. You're silly. How in the world can you get brainwash by a poster? People now days...*walks off into the store*
Seto Kaiba, Thao, and A.K.: --;; *then follow YamiYugi into the store*
YamiYugi: *sniff the air, which smells like leather* *gets high from the smell* LEATHER!! OMG!! 50% TOO!! *runs around wildly* *grabs almost every single leather jacket* hehe!! LEATHER!!
Everyone in the store stares at YamiYugi.
A.K.: This is so embarrassing...let's just pretend we don't know him....
Seto Kaiba: What's embarrassing?
Thao: YamiYugi
Seto Kaiba: I'm sorry, I don't know any YamiYugi.
A.K.: --;
Thao: He's good.
Meanwhile, YamiYugi had just finished picking out all the leather jackets he wants, which was almost all of the leather jackets in stock. YamiYugi walked up to the check out stand and dumped down all his jackets.
Check Out Person: ALL of it sir?
YamiYugi: HECK YA!!
20 minutes later.
Check Out Person: Finally, that's the last one. Your total is $3,056.25
YamiYugi: $3,056.25!!! waaa!!!
Check Out Person: Is that a problem sir?
YamiYugi: *starts breathing again* Oh no. Not at all. Here's my credit card. *hand over the credit card*
A minute later.
Check Out Person: I'm sorry sir, but this credit card is invaid. Why, I'm not even sure if this company exist at all!
YamiYugi: WHAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YamiYugi: Try this one. *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: This one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: This one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: How about this one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: This one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: This one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: Damn it...that was the last one!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
- - - - - - - - cemmerical break - - - - - - - - - - -
*Kim walks on stage and push off all the characters*
Characters: WTF!!
Kim: Commerical break!!
Kim: Tired of chasing after your cat?
Kim: Well, now you don't have to! You can just forget about your cat and grab a snickers bar instead! It doesn't run off anywhere at all unlike your cat!!
Kim: K, commerical over!!
*Kim walks off stage*
Characters: What kind of commerical was that!?!?!
- - - - - - -now continuing with the story- - - - - - - - -
YamiYugi: *runs over to Thao, Seto Kaiba, and A.K. and dragged them to the check out stand*
Seto Kaiba: WTF is wrong with you?!?!
YamiYugi: None of my credit cards works!! They're all invaid for some stupid reason!!
Thao: Bad Credit?
YamiYugi: HECK NO!!
A.K.: --;; suuuuuuuuuure
Seto Kaiba: Or maybe cause we're not in our world!!
YamiYugi, Thao, and A.K.: Oh yeah...
Seto Kaiba: --;;
YamiYugi: So, Thao, A.K., any of you got $3,056.25 I can borrow?? ^^;;
A.K.: --;;
Thao: I got a quarter(25cents) , that help?
YamiYugi: --;; I still have $3,056 left. T_T
Seto Kaiba: Well, too bad!! You got no money!! So let's get out of here!! I just can't stand the smell of leather anymore!!
YamiYugi: NOOOOO!! NOT UNTIL I TRY ON EVERY SINGLE LEATHER JACKET!!
Seto Kaiba: Not on my watch!! *pulls out a mallet out of no where and SMACKS YamiYugi with it*
YamiYugi: X__X
A.K. and Thao: ^^;;
Seto Kaiba: Come on!! What are you two waiting for!! You do want to get out of this store right?!?!?!?!
A.K. and Thao: Yeah
Seto Kaiba: Then drag him out of here!!
A.K. and Thao: *each grabbed a leg and dragged YamiYugi out of the store and back to Thao's house*
When YamiYugi woke up, he found himself lying on the floor in the living room. Meanwhile, Seto Kaiba, A.K., and Thao went outside to burn up all the leather store advertise they could find.
Seto Kaiba: MUAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT!! BURN!!!!
A.K.: Good byyye leather store!!
Thao: @_@ fire..so bright!! and it's spreading to the back door!!!
Seto Kaiba: QUICK!! GET THE WATERHOSE!!
Just then, YamiYugi walked out of the backdoor.
YamiYugi: Where are you guys? AHHHH!! FIRE!!
Just then, one of YamiYugi's hair spike caught on fire.
Thao: QUICK!! SPRAY THE WATER AT YamiYugi.
A.K.: *spray the water all over YamiYugi. From Hair to toe.*
Soon the fire was put out.
YamiYugi: T_T Waa!! My hair!! I'm bald!!
Thao: That's what you get for using too much hair spray...
YamiYugi: T_T
A.K.: Serves him right for dragging us to the leather store.
Seto Kaiba: Yup
------------------Chapter 2 ends-------------------
Thao: That was chapter 2 for you! Sorry that it was not as funny as chapter 1 and that it took me forever to update. I got writer's block.
Seto Kaiba: You mean laziness?
Thao: Careful Kaiba. Remember what happened to YamiYugi.
Seto Kaiba: *steps away*
YamiYugi: First, you used cheap shampoo on me! Now, I'm bald!!!
Thao: Don't worry, I'll torture Seto Kaiba later!
YamiYugi: MUAHAHAHAHA!! Here that Kaiba!?! Here that!?!?!!
Seto Kaiba: Shut up baldy!!
YamiYugi: *grabs mallet and smacks Seto Kaiba with it*
Thao: Behave you two or else....Muhahahahahahaha!!
by: taramagick aka YamiYugi aka Thao T.
Ratings: PG-13 for some cursing and a violent yami at the leather store. (I higher the ratings to be safe)
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Yu-Gi-Oh, its character, its monster, and other Yu-Gi-Oh materials. I don't own Snickers candy bar, either. I DO OWN "Thao" cause that's ME!! I also own A.K. and her dog, "Dog". And you can have the check out person cus I don't care about him/her.
Oh, I also own Kim. hehe!!
Note: Newbie fanfic writer on the loose! Beware! If story doesn't satisfy your hungry, grab a snickers bar!
------------------STORY BEGINS--------------------
Chapter 2: Leather Store
After YamiYugi, Seto Kaiba, Thao, and A.K. ate all the pink buttered popcorn, Thao and A.K. explained how Seto Kaiba and YamiYugi came to their world.
Seto Kaiba: So, when can you send us back to OUR world?
Thao: *laugh nervously* hehe, you see, I kinda don't know how. ^^;;
YamiYugi and Seto Kaiba: WHAT!!!!
A.K.: hehe, guess like you two are stuck here.
YamiYugi: NOOOOooOooOOooOOoooOoOoOooOoooOooooo!!!!!!!!! *starts running and screaming wildly around the house*
Seto Kaiba: Look here Thao, I have a little brother back in my world that's probably wondering what in the world has happen to me. I also got a company to run back in my world. YOU will find a way to get ME back to MY world!!
A.K.: What's in it for us?
Seto: You can keep YamiYugi with you.
YamiYugi in the background: WTF!!
A.K. and Thao: YAY!!
Thao: *throws confetti*
A.K. *throws newspaper confetti*
Thao: *throws a whole newspaper cus she's too lazy to rip it up*
The newspaper fell down slowly and opened up to an advertise.
YamiYugi: *looks down at it and read out loud: 50% OFF ON ALL LEATHER JACKET! TODAY ONLY AT THE LEATHER STORE!!*
YamiYugi: OMG!! 50% OFF!! TAKE ME TO THIS LEATHER STORE!?!?! RIGHT NOW!!
Seto Kaiba: --;
30 minutes later, YamiYugi, Thao, Seto Kaiba, and A.K. were standing outside of the leather store!!
YamiYugi: *reads the store's poster out loud* The Leather Store. We sell the best of the best leather. We are the leather expert!! MUHAHAHAHA!!
A.K.: This is one weird poster...
Seto Kaiba: yeah, and it seems to be brainwashing YamiYugi.
YamiYugi: @_@ The Leather Store...wow....leather expert...leather...leather...leather...leather...leather...
Thao: *slaps YamiYugi in the face*
YamiYugi: WTF!!!
Thao: You were being brainwash by a poster.
YamiYugi: That's silly. You're silly. How in the world can you get brainwash by a poster? People now days...*walks off into the store*
Seto Kaiba, Thao, and A.K.: --;; *then follow YamiYugi into the store*
YamiYugi: *sniff the air, which smells like leather* *gets high from the smell* LEATHER!! OMG!! 50% TOO!! *runs around wildly* *grabs almost every single leather jacket* hehe!! LEATHER!!
Everyone in the store stares at YamiYugi.
A.K.: This is so embarrassing...let's just pretend we don't know him....
Seto Kaiba: What's embarrassing?
Thao: YamiYugi
Seto Kaiba: I'm sorry, I don't know any YamiYugi.
A.K.: --;
Thao: He's good.
Meanwhile, YamiYugi had just finished picking out all the leather jackets he wants, which was almost all of the leather jackets in stock. YamiYugi walked up to the check out stand and dumped down all his jackets.
Check Out Person: ALL of it sir?
YamiYugi: HECK YA!!
20 minutes later.
Check Out Person: Finally, that's the last one. Your total is $3,056.25
YamiYugi: $3,056.25!!! waaa!!!
Check Out Person: Is that a problem sir?
YamiYugi: *starts breathing again* Oh no. Not at all. Here's my credit card. *hand over the credit card*
A minute later.
Check Out Person: I'm sorry sir, but this credit card is invaid. Why, I'm not even sure if this company exist at all!
YamiYugi: WHAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YamiYugi: Try this one. *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: This one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: This one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: How about this one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: This one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: This one? *hand over another credit card*
Check Out Person: Sorry Sir, no.
YamiYugi: Damn it...that was the last one!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
- - - - - - - - cemmerical break - - - - - - - - - - -
*Kim walks on stage and push off all the characters*
Characters: WTF!!
Kim: Commerical break!!
Kim: Tired of chasing after your cat?
Kim: Well, now you don't have to! You can just forget about your cat and grab a snickers bar instead! It doesn't run off anywhere at all unlike your cat!!
Kim: K, commerical over!!
*Kim walks off stage*
Characters: What kind of commerical was that!?!?!
- - - - - - -now continuing with the story- - - - - - - - -
YamiYugi: *runs over to Thao, Seto Kaiba, and A.K. and dragged them to the check out stand*
Seto Kaiba: WTF is wrong with you?!?!
YamiYugi: None of my credit cards works!! They're all invaid for some stupid reason!!
Thao: Bad Credit?
YamiYugi: HECK NO!!
A.K.: --;; suuuuuuuuuure
Seto Kaiba: Or maybe cause we're not in our world!!
YamiYugi, Thao, and A.K.: Oh yeah...
Seto Kaiba: --;;
YamiYugi: So, Thao, A.K., any of you got $3,056.25 I can borrow?? ^^;;
A.K.: --;;
Thao: I got a quarter(25cents) , that help?
YamiYugi: --;; I still have $3,056 left. T_T
Seto Kaiba: Well, too bad!! You got no money!! So let's get out of here!! I just can't stand the smell of leather anymore!!
YamiYugi: NOOOOO!! NOT UNTIL I TRY ON EVERY SINGLE LEATHER JACKET!!
Seto Kaiba: Not on my watch!! *pulls out a mallet out of no where and SMACKS YamiYugi with it*
YamiYugi: X__X
A.K. and Thao: ^^;;
Seto Kaiba: Come on!! What are you two waiting for!! You do want to get out of this store right?!?!?!?!
A.K. and Thao: Yeah
Seto Kaiba: Then drag him out of here!!
A.K. and Thao: *each grabbed a leg and dragged YamiYugi out of the store and back to Thao's house*
When YamiYugi woke up, he found himself lying on the floor in the living room. Meanwhile, Seto Kaiba, A.K., and Thao went outside to burn up all the leather store advertise they could find.
Seto Kaiba: MUAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT!! BURN!!!!
A.K.: Good byyye leather store!!
Thao: @_@ fire..so bright!! and it's spreading to the back door!!!
Seto Kaiba: QUICK!! GET THE WATERHOSE!!
Just then, YamiYugi walked out of the backdoor.
YamiYugi: Where are you guys? AHHHH!! FIRE!!
Just then, one of YamiYugi's hair spike caught on fire.
Thao: QUICK!! SPRAY THE WATER AT YamiYugi.
A.K.: *spray the water all over YamiYugi. From Hair to toe.*
Soon the fire was put out.
YamiYugi: T_T Waa!! My hair!! I'm bald!!
Thao: That's what you get for using too much hair spray...
YamiYugi: T_T
A.K.: Serves him right for dragging us to the leather store.
Seto Kaiba: Yup
------------------Chapter 2 ends-------------------
Thao: That was chapter 2 for you! Sorry that it was not as funny as chapter 1 and that it took me forever to update. I got writer's block.
Seto Kaiba: You mean laziness?
Thao: Careful Kaiba. Remember what happened to YamiYugi.
Seto Kaiba: *steps away*
YamiYugi: First, you used cheap shampoo on me! Now, I'm bald!!!
Thao: Don't worry, I'll torture Seto Kaiba later!
YamiYugi: MUAHAHAHAHA!! Here that Kaiba!?! Here that!?!?!!
Seto Kaiba: Shut up baldy!!
YamiYugi: *grabs mallet and smacks Seto Kaiba with it*
Thao: Behave you two or else....Muhahahahahahaha!!