YamiYugi and Seto Kaiba in the Real World

By taramagick aka YamiYugi aka Thao T.

Rated PG-13 for bad language, violent Yami, and just so I can be safe from the lawyers outside my door. ^^;

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, its character, its name, and other Yu-Gi-Oh material. I do not own the show called "The Real World" and this fanfic has nothing to do with the show. However, I do own everything else (includes Rachel) because they're my orginal characters and product. ^_^

Note: Newbie fanfic writer here! This is my first fanfic so please go easy on me! n_n

------------------STORY BEGINS--------------------

Chapter 3: The Attack Of The Hair

The next day, our friends were hanging out in Thao's room.

Thao: Sooo, what do you guys wanna do now?

YamiYugi: Anything that invloves me staying inside the house and away from fire.

A.K.: If you say so.

Thao suddenly jumped out of her chair and shouted out: HEY!! *points at Yami's head*

Thao, Seto Kaiba, and A.K. were all staring at Yami's head.

YamiYugi: huh?! WHAT WHAT!!

A.K.: Your hair! *points at the little spots of hair on his head*

Suddenly, YamiYugi's hair started grow like crazy at the speed of light!

A.K. let out a scream into Seto Kaiba's ear.

Seto Kaiba: X_X

A.K.: OMG! IT'S ALIVE!!

Thao: What kind of shampoo do you use, YamiYugi?!?!

Seto Kaiba rushed in with a mallet from out of no way and tried to hammer down YamiYugi's hair.

*POW!*

*BAM!*

*GRRAAA?!?!?!*

(A/N: I'm sorry, I can't do very good sound effect! ^^;;)

Seto Kaiba: WTF? Your hair just shallowed up my mallet!!!!!!

A.K. and Thao: AHHHHH! IT IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto Kaiba: RUNNN! IT'S GONNA EAT US!!

Thao, Seto Kaiba and A.K. ran straight out the door and to the backyard. They arrived at in the backyard and suddenly...

------------COMMERICAL BREAK-------------

*Rachel pops out from nowhere*

Characters: Oh no! Not another stupid commerical from Thao!

*Rachel shoved all the characters off the stage*

Rachel: Tired of your hair color?

Rachel: Do you need a change?

Rachel: Well now you can with this Ultra X-Treme Flame Throwing Chain!

Rachel: With this, you can burn your hair and be bald.

Rachel: Hey, bald is beautiful! ^_~

*Rachel turns around and like at Thao*

Rachel: DUDE! You just had to give the worst commerical EVER!

*Rachel starts throwing the Ultra X-Treme Flame Throwing Chain at Thao*

*Thao runs around screaming*

Thao: Fine fine! I'll think of a better commerical next time! Just don't kill meee! _

Rachel: Okay then! ^_________^

*Rachel disappeared and characters walked back onto the stage*

-----------COMMERICAL BREAK OVER-----------

Thao, Seto Kaiba and A.K. ran straight out to the backyard. They arrived at in the backyard and suddenly...

*don! don! don!*

The three of them fell into a star-shaped hole!

The Three: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! x_x

Seto Kaiba: Who the hell digged up this hole?!?! _

Thao: OH NOOOO! The hair's gonna get us now!! ;-;

A.K.: I'm too young to die!! Nooo!! ;_;

Suddenly, the hair stopped growing. YamiYugi's hair was back to it's orginal length. YamiYugi stood outside the hole, looking down at the three and started laughing at them.

YamiYugi: Hey! I got my hair back. Anyways, you guys are stupid...falling into a hole...That's just stupid. You're all baka! HAHAHA! XD

The Three: (gave him death stares) grrr........

Then, YamiYugi took a step without looking and fell into the star-shaped hole with the rest of the gang.

Seto Kaiba: So, who's stupid now?

YamiYugi: ^^;; hehehe....

A.K.: So now what? How are we gonna get out? The hole is at least 9 feet deep! And who the hell would dig a star-shaped hole!?!?

Thao: I dugged a star-shapped hole once. Then I filled it up with glitter and hoped that the airplanes in the sky could see it. ^______^

Everyone else: --;;

Seto Kaiba: Anyways, I HAD an idea how to get out, but YamiYugi ruinned it by falling into the hole with the rest of us!

YamiYugi: Hehehe.. Soooo, anyone got any bright ideas on how to get out? ^^;

Thao: I think I know how!

A.K.: How?

Thao: (starts shouting) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPP!!!!!!!!!

Seto Kaiba: Like that's gonna work.

Thao: Fine then! What's your idea of how to get out of here?

Seto Kaiba: We make a rope out of YamiYugi's hair and climb out of here!

YamiYugi: WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! O_O

A.K.: If it means getting out of this hole, then sure!

Thao: Count me in! ^_____________________^

YamiYugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm getting out of here!

*YamiYugi quickly jumped on to Seto Kaiba's shoulder and then lepted up and out of the hole and ran straight .*

Thao: HEY!! YamiYugi can jump out!

Seto Kaiba shouted: YamiYugi, you should've just told us you can jump high!!

A.K.: HEY! We can all jump up on Seto Kaiba's shoulder and lept out of here!

Seto Kaiba: What! My shoulder!! Nooo! T_T

Thao: Alrighty! Let's go!

Thao jumped up to Seto Kaiba's shoulder and lept out of the hole.

Seto Kaiba: T__T My shoulder!!

Then A.K. did the same.

Seto Kaiba was the only one left.

Seto Kaiba: Umm...like how am I gonna get out?

A.K.: We'll go find so ropes or something.

Thao and A.K. rushed into the house and found YamiYugi in the living room playing video games.

Thao: Hey! I wanna play too!

A.K.: Yeah! Me too!

YamiYugi: Alright then! Grab a controller.

(1 hour later)

Thao, YamiYugi, and A.K. were busy playing video games. They all forgot about Seto Kaiba.

Meanwhile, Seto Kaiba was waiting for Thao and A.K. to find him some ropes.

Seto Kaiba: WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!?!

Suddenly, it started to rain heavily.

Seto Kaiba: OH HECK NO!!!

Back in the house, the three were still playing video games.

A.K.: You know, I could have sworn I forgot something! Oh well.

Thao: Let's just continue with our games.

While outside, the rain started to fill out the hole.

Seto Kaiba, who knew how to swim, started swimming higher and higher until he got out of the hole. He rushed in the house and searched for Thao and A.K.

He found them playing video games happily.

A.K.: Oh my god! We forgot aobut Seto Kaiba!

Thao: So that's what!!

YamiYugi: Oh boy!

Seto Kaiba: WTF?!!!!?!!?!?!?! (grabs Mallet out of nowhere and smack the three of them!)

The Three: X_______________X

----------------Chapter 3 Ends---------------------------

Thao: HHUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGEE thanks to all my reviewers for all the review and I'm sorry if this chapter isn't very good. I did many chapter 3 but I didn't like them and this was the best one.

YamiYugi: Not to metion that it took you FOREEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVER to update.

Thao: And that too. ^^;; Writer's block, you know..

YamiYugi: Yeah, I know...laziness...

Thao: Hehe! But hey, I wrote the chapter, now didn't I?

Seto Kaiba: You left me out in the rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thao: Hehe ^^;; Sorry about that!

Seto Kaiba: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........................

Thao: Well anyways, please review! Tell me what you guys all think! ^___^ And of course, give me more ideas!!

YamiYugi and Seto Kaiba: NOOO! Please! NO MORE IDEAS!!