Disclaimer~ I dont have anything to do with lord of the rings and its all tolkins and stuff and whats a disclaimer spose
to say? hmmm ok what ever you know!
~The Lord of the Hyperness~
Some where on the fellowships journey....who knows where...they went a lot of places. But anyway....
They were walking though the woods one day, La la la la la la la....LA LA LA LA LA! You know the song! WALKING THOUGH THE WOODS ONE DAY!
.....anyway.......
As ever one skipping along happily singing that tune how ever it goes. When suddenly! OH NO! ORCS!
Frodo screamed like a girl and ducked behind Sam. "Ill protect you Mr. Frodo!" Sam said as he drew his sword....sadly getting knocked down with out even doing any thing.
Again Frodo screamed like a girl and ran off to hide behind Arogon who was killing orcs left and right. "DIE DIE DIE!" he screamed ending with an evil laugh, "MUHAHAHAHAHA".
The Hotness himself, Legolas. In his upmost beauty was repelling the orcs off him with his magnificent lovelyness as he just stood there looking at the orcs burst into flames!
Borimer and Gimil did stuff too but who cares! There not important! Ones a traitor and ones short and hairy. To give them some credit, lets say they each killed an orc with each others help.
"LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA" sung Pippin who was still skipping along unaware of the horrific battle going on around him.
"PIPPIN!" screamed Merry as he fought off the orcs in the path of the skipping Took. "Pay attention!" he cried as he killed another orc.
"AHHHHHH" another girlish scream came from Frodo who was now running around in circles. "SAVE ME! SAVE ME!" he cried .
At last the battle was over, besides for a couple of scratches on Merry and a cuncussion for Sam ever one was ok.
Just then...Gandalf popped-out out of no where. "YAY! IM HERE!" He yelled! "Someone forgot about me! And left me out!"
Then Gandalf broke into tears and sobbed like a baby for about 4 hours.
"Where is the ring Frodo?" he said in is normal non-sobbing voice
"It is safe." Frodo answered.
"YAY! LETS CELEBRATE JUST FOR THAT!" yelled Pippin "We all need an excuse to get drunk"
They all agreed that since the ring was safe...they should celebrate.
Continuing skipping they found a pub around the corner. Of course.
Pippin got a pint, 3 to be exact. Every one else had a merry-ol' time to. For it was fun to get drunk and act crazy. Just then....A SONG! YAY!
And what better than the Hobbit Drinking Song!
Hey ho, to the bottle I go,
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall, and wind may blow, but there'll still be…
Many miles to go.
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,
And the stream that falls from hill to plain
Better than rain or rippling brook
AND A MUG OF BEER INSIDE THIS TOOK!
HEY!
As the song ended the group had a few more drinks and kinna go kicked out.
"WEEEEE" yelled Legolas as he found some snow and jumped on and ran across with out falling in. "YAY! I FELL SO SPECIAL!....LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! HAHAHA"
Then he stopped an laid down in it moving his hands and feet. "YAY! IT'S A SNOW ANGLE ELF!"
"Look! I can write my name in the snow!" screamed Gimil. "EWWWWW" everyone said as they did not want to see that.
"We must leave her and rest." said Gandalf. "For tomorrow's journey will hard, especially with a hangover."
"QUIT OLD MAN!" Frodo yelled! "THE NIGHT IS YOUNG! YAY!" he giggled like a girl and skipped off joining Pipping who was making a snowhobbit.
"We only left the bar because they kicked us out!"said Sam
"OFF WE GO THEN! The forest is full of fun at night especially since were drunk!" said Arogon.
With that said they all held hands and skipped off into the forest singing Safety Dance.
We can dance if you want to!
we can leave your friends behind
because if your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance
then there no friends of mine.
OOOOoooOOOO
WE CAN DANCE!
WE CAN DANCE!
Everybody look at your hands!
WE CAN DANCE!
WE CAN DANCE!
SAFETY DANCE!
a/n: sorry for the spelling and/or gramer errors and stuff I tried...Please Review! Hehehe and I have no idea when im going to put up the next chapeter.
to say? hmmm ok what ever you know!
~The Lord of the Hyperness~
Some where on the fellowships journey....who knows where...they went a lot of places. But anyway....
They were walking though the woods one day, La la la la la la la....LA LA LA LA LA! You know the song! WALKING THOUGH THE WOODS ONE DAY!
.....anyway.......
As ever one skipping along happily singing that tune how ever it goes. When suddenly! OH NO! ORCS!
Frodo screamed like a girl and ducked behind Sam. "Ill protect you Mr. Frodo!" Sam said as he drew his sword....sadly getting knocked down with out even doing any thing.
Again Frodo screamed like a girl and ran off to hide behind Arogon who was killing orcs left and right. "DIE DIE DIE!" he screamed ending with an evil laugh, "MUHAHAHAHAHA".
The Hotness himself, Legolas. In his upmost beauty was repelling the orcs off him with his magnificent lovelyness as he just stood there looking at the orcs burst into flames!
Borimer and Gimil did stuff too but who cares! There not important! Ones a traitor and ones short and hairy. To give them some credit, lets say they each killed an orc with each others help.
"LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA" sung Pippin who was still skipping along unaware of the horrific battle going on around him.
"PIPPIN!" screamed Merry as he fought off the orcs in the path of the skipping Took. "Pay attention!" he cried as he killed another orc.
"AHHHHHH" another girlish scream came from Frodo who was now running around in circles. "SAVE ME! SAVE ME!" he cried .
At last the battle was over, besides for a couple of scratches on Merry and a cuncussion for Sam ever one was ok.
Just then...Gandalf popped-out out of no where. "YAY! IM HERE!" He yelled! "Someone forgot about me! And left me out!"
Then Gandalf broke into tears and sobbed like a baby for about 4 hours.
"Where is the ring Frodo?" he said in is normal non-sobbing voice
"It is safe." Frodo answered.
"YAY! LETS CELEBRATE JUST FOR THAT!" yelled Pippin "We all need an excuse to get drunk"
They all agreed that since the ring was safe...they should celebrate.
Continuing skipping they found a pub around the corner. Of course.
Pippin got a pint, 3 to be exact. Every one else had a merry-ol' time to. For it was fun to get drunk and act crazy. Just then....A SONG! YAY!
And what better than the Hobbit Drinking Song!
Hey ho, to the bottle I go,
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall, and wind may blow, but there'll still be…
Many miles to go.
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,
And the stream that falls from hill to plain
Better than rain or rippling brook
AND A MUG OF BEER INSIDE THIS TOOK!
HEY!
As the song ended the group had a few more drinks and kinna go kicked out.
"WEEEEE" yelled Legolas as he found some snow and jumped on and ran across with out falling in. "YAY! I FELL SO SPECIAL!....LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! HAHAHA"
Then he stopped an laid down in it moving his hands and feet. "YAY! IT'S A SNOW ANGLE ELF!"
"Look! I can write my name in the snow!" screamed Gimil. "EWWWWW" everyone said as they did not want to see that.
"We must leave her and rest." said Gandalf. "For tomorrow's journey will hard, especially with a hangover."
"QUIT OLD MAN!" Frodo yelled! "THE NIGHT IS YOUNG! YAY!" he giggled like a girl and skipped off joining Pipping who was making a snowhobbit.
"We only left the bar because they kicked us out!"said Sam
"OFF WE GO THEN! The forest is full of fun at night especially since were drunk!" said Arogon.
With that said they all held hands and skipped off into the forest singing Safety Dance.
We can dance if you want to!
we can leave your friends behind
because if your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance
then there no friends of mine.
OOOOoooOOOO
WE CAN DANCE!
WE CAN DANCE!
Everybody look at your hands!
WE CAN DANCE!
WE CAN DANCE!
SAFETY DANCE!
a/n: sorry for the spelling and/or gramer errors and stuff I tried...Please Review! Hehehe and I have no idea when im going to put up the next chapeter.