Disclaimer thing........I do not own LOTR or any of the Characters and stuff also any thing eles i forgot to mention!
~LORD OF THE HPYPERNESS~
~CH 2~
As the fellowship danced on into the forest. Much to there suprprise DANGER! was ahead! OH NO!
"WE CAN DANCE!!!!!" every one was singing happyly. WHEN! *POP* out jumped a small hairy drawf.
"HEY EVERYONE!"
"OMG!!!!!!!" Borimer scremed! "THAT SCARED ME!!! I SOILED MYSLEF!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHH" scremed Frodo like a little girl
"YAAAAAAY! Its Foorieb! My cousions uncle great newphews uncles friend who died of a napalm accident great great great
grandfater who looked a guy funny who saw a tree who sat on a dog and sang Lollypop who sang it at a concert who knew
KISS and once bought a pice of bread from my great aunts cousions twice removed step sister from hell's dogs sitter
who's monkey gave rabies to a guy who fished by a pond where my fater boated past once!!!!!!" said Gimil.
"HEY!!!!!!!!! ITS ......YOU! who ever you are???" said Foorieb.
"Where did you come from????"asked Gimil
"Actully I serve no pourpose what so ever...SOO I must be off!" said Foorieb as he trooted off.
"BYE!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! MARRY ME!!! NO!!!! COMEBACK!!! WE JUST MEET!!!!YOU HATE ME DONT YOU! NOOO EVERYONE HATES
ME! WHY WHY WHY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAA" cried a drunken Merry breaking into tears.
"Its ok my son" said Gandalf who also started to cry."I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!" he sobed.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" they both squeld
"La La LA LAAAAA La La LALALAAAAAAAAA" sung Pippin. "ITS THE MEXICAN HAT DANCE!!! YAY" he scremed as he pulled out a
sumbrawwo and started to dance around it.
"YAY! I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD" said Arogon
as they dance and acted mexican and Merry and Gandalf cried ever one eles just stood there because thats what they do when
there not mentiond........
SOOOOO after all that was over...THE QUEST FOR A GOOD TIME WAS OFF ONCE MORE!
....I wold just like to mention how beautiful Legolas is....ok on with the story
"LOOK THERES A TREE!" cried Pippin
"Theres lots of tree's here...its a forest." said Merry
"Why do you have to be so negitive about evey thing!!! HAVE SOME FUN! Add more comedy into the comedy relife!" siad Pippin
As soon as Pippin ending his setence he yelled...."LOOK ANOTHER TREE!!! WHATS THE CHANCES OF THAT!!!"
"YAY! A TREE!" yelled Legolas as he ran up to it and huged it.
"oooook" every one said as Legolas had started a conversation with the tree.
"hello"..."im fine. You?"...."thats good. How are the kids?"...."Aww thats great. They grow up so fast."...."YA i know Just
yester day it felt like i was 200!" ....."oh from time to time"....."Ya! its great"....."sometimes"...."Sorry cant tell ya..
where on a "SECRET" mission to Mt. Doom to destroy the One Ring and stuff"......"NAW its all good"...."really?" ..."NO!"...
..."that cant be true."....."in my pants"....."lucky charms i would say..but some Irish people scare me....Look at the
people im with!"
"HEY!" said Pippin "A least im not the one talking to a tree!"
As Legolas continued his conversaion with the tree, every one eles just stood there...because like a said before, thats
what they do when there not mentioned.
Finally they decided to camp by that tree because It seemed that Legolas was in deep conversation with it and wasn't going
to move.
As Frodo and Borimer gatered fire wood everyone eles just stood there.
Then they built a fire...then each passed out....except for Legolas who was still talking to the tree.
a/n-sorry again for any spelling errors and stuff and please review! YAY! thanks alot! BYE!! I LOVE YOU!!!! PLEASE COMEBACK!
~LORD OF THE HPYPERNESS~
~CH 2~
As the fellowship danced on into the forest. Much to there suprprise DANGER! was ahead! OH NO!
"WE CAN DANCE!!!!!" every one was singing happyly. WHEN! *POP* out jumped a small hairy drawf.
"HEY EVERYONE!"
"OMG!!!!!!!" Borimer scremed! "THAT SCARED ME!!! I SOILED MYSLEF!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHH" scremed Frodo like a little girl
"YAAAAAAY! Its Foorieb! My cousions uncle great newphews uncles friend who died of a napalm accident great great great
grandfater who looked a guy funny who saw a tree who sat on a dog and sang Lollypop who sang it at a concert who knew
KISS and once bought a pice of bread from my great aunts cousions twice removed step sister from hell's dogs sitter
who's monkey gave rabies to a guy who fished by a pond where my fater boated past once!!!!!!" said Gimil.
"HEY!!!!!!!!! ITS ......YOU! who ever you are???" said Foorieb.
"Where did you come from????"asked Gimil
"Actully I serve no pourpose what so ever...SOO I must be off!" said Foorieb as he trooted off.
"BYE!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! MARRY ME!!! NO!!!! COMEBACK!!! WE JUST MEET!!!!YOU HATE ME DONT YOU! NOOO EVERYONE HATES
ME! WHY WHY WHY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAAAAAAAA" cried a drunken Merry breaking into tears.
"Its ok my son" said Gandalf who also started to cry."I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!" he sobed.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" they both squeld
"La La LA LAAAAA La La LALALAAAAAAAAA" sung Pippin. "ITS THE MEXICAN HAT DANCE!!! YAY" he scremed as he pulled out a
sumbrawwo and started to dance around it.
"YAY! I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD" said Arogon
as they dance and acted mexican and Merry and Gandalf cried ever one eles just stood there because thats what they do when
there not mentiond........
SOOOOO after all that was over...THE QUEST FOR A GOOD TIME WAS OFF ONCE MORE!
....I wold just like to mention how beautiful Legolas is....ok on with the story
"LOOK THERES A TREE!" cried Pippin
"Theres lots of tree's here...its a forest." said Merry
"Why do you have to be so negitive about evey thing!!! HAVE SOME FUN! Add more comedy into the comedy relife!" siad Pippin
As soon as Pippin ending his setence he yelled...."LOOK ANOTHER TREE!!! WHATS THE CHANCES OF THAT!!!"
"YAY! A TREE!" yelled Legolas as he ran up to it and huged it.
"oooook" every one said as Legolas had started a conversation with the tree.
"hello"..."im fine. You?"...."thats good. How are the kids?"...."Aww thats great. They grow up so fast."...."YA i know Just
yester day it felt like i was 200!" ....."oh from time to time"....."Ya! its great"....."sometimes"...."Sorry cant tell ya..
where on a "SECRET" mission to Mt. Doom to destroy the One Ring and stuff"......"NAW its all good"...."really?" ..."NO!"...
..."that cant be true."....."in my pants"....."lucky charms i would say..but some Irish people scare me....Look at the
people im with!"
"HEY!" said Pippin "A least im not the one talking to a tree!"
As Legolas continued his conversaion with the tree, every one eles just stood there...because like a said before, thats
what they do when there not mentioned.
Finally they decided to camp by that tree because It seemed that Legolas was in deep conversation with it and wasn't going
to move.
As Frodo and Borimer gatered fire wood everyone eles just stood there.
Then they built a fire...then each passed out....except for Legolas who was still talking to the tree.
a/n-sorry again for any spelling errors and stuff and please review! YAY! thanks alot! BYE!! I LOVE YOU!!!! PLEASE COMEBACK!