Disclaimer Thingy: Do I have to do this every time? Oh well...Umm I do not own LOTR and stuff like that nor the characters...But I wished I owned Legolas ^.^
~Lord of the Hyperness~
Ch. 3
As the fellowship sleep, in a deep drunken not gonna wake up enven if a bomb droped or single celled orginessims finaly fromed togerther and started a rebeilion aginst
man kind killing off every one and thus ruling the world kinna sleep.
As morning came they woken and no one knew where they were.
"I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM!" Scremed Frodo "SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Clam down Frodo..We are in the Scary Scary Woods Forest." said Gandalf
"AHHHHHHH!!! SCARY SCARY! NOO WERE GONNA DIE!!!!" scremed Pippin in terror.
"Dont worry its just a name" said Arogron
just then he got tackled by tiny hairy evil creatures that breathed fire and brought bad luck.
"AHHHHHHHHHH WHERE STILL ALL GONNA DIE!" scremed Pippin again
As they battled the weird tiny hairy evil creature things that breathed fire in the scary scary woods forest people that wernt fighting just stood there.
As Arogron finished the last of the weird tiny hairy evil creature things that breathed fire in the scary scary woods forest he said "Ok, the Scary Scary Woods Forest may
be a little scary and dangorus but theres nothing to really fear."
Just then! everyone heard a deep evil laugh "MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"AHHHHHHHH" scremed Frodo like a little girl "Pippin was right WERE ARE GONNA DIE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he scremed as he jumped behind some bushes.
"Draw your wepons men! there is a feirce battle ahead!" said Arogron
As the evil laugh got closer and closer and closer and closer and closer the most evli of all evil jumped infront of them laughing his evil laugh and doing arobics.....
"O DEAR TOLKIN!" scremed Legolas "Its RICHARD SIMMIONS!!!!!"
"OK GUYS AND GALS! LESTS WORK THOSE BUTTOCKS! YAY! WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT!" said Richard Simmions
"AHHHHHHHHHH THE HORIBLE PAIN OF IT ALL! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP! .......WHAT IS THIS!!!! I CANT CONTROL MY BODY! ITS MOVING ON ITS OWN!..IM
DOING AROBICS!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" cried Legolas
Just then Frodo jumped back from out of the bushes. "YAY! RICHARD SIMMIONS! I LOVE YOU!!! I HAVE ALL YOUR TAPES!!! I CANT BELIVE ITS YOU!!!!"
Then the cheap 80 music started to everyone was Jazzisizing by force except for Frodo who was enjoying this.
"But Mr. Frodo! WHY!?" asked Sam
"How do you think I keep this Hobbit body slim and my hobbit butt perfect?" said Frodo
"Why yes sir Ive noticed but..." said Sam as he was interupted by every one going "THATS ENOUGH!"
"We must find a way to stop this demon! My Thighs are burning like hell!" said Gimil
"COME ON GUYS! NO PAIN NO GAIN!!! HOORAH!" said Richard Simmions
"STOP STOP STOP!" cried Legolas "HE'S LOOKING AT ME WEIRD!!! NOOOOOOO STOP IT!"
"I KNOW!" cried Gandlaf "FRODO! YOUR ARE ONLY HOPE! You must defeat Richard Simmions! It is your destiny!"
"NOOOOO I cant! I love him! his my idol! NEVER!" cired Frodo
"YOU MUST! FOR THE SAKE OF THE FELLOWSHIP AND THE FATE OF MIDDLE EARTH!" said Gandlaf
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"scremed Frodo
"THEN I MUST!" said Legolas "I must .......defeat him with my beauty!!! Though it pains me to even look at him..I MUST!"
With that said Legolas glazed back at Ricard Simmions and he burst into flames as Legolas burst out in pain..."MY EYES MY EYES!"
"Good Job Legolas" said everyone except Frodo who was crying next to the ashes.
"Now lets hurry and get out of these hellish woods! as soon as we can before......" siad Borimer who stoped and intruputed by a just then.
JUST THEN!!!! .......................there was the exit! HOORAH! cired every one who was glad to get out of there.
"whos idea was it to go in the woods in the first place?" asked Merry.
"I dont remember...." said Arogron
"Who cares, im just glad it over!" said Gandalf "now lets find are packs and carry on"
As they held hands and skipped off Pippin stopped and said....
"where are my pants?"
a/n-I know theres a lot of spelling mistakes and stuff.....Im using WrodPad and theres no spell check and when i go back and over view it, stupid thing wont let me fix it..
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR oh well.....It shold stop you form understanding it....but anyway...REVIEW!!! BAHAHAHAHA
~Lord of the Hyperness~
Ch. 3
As the fellowship sleep, in a deep drunken not gonna wake up enven if a bomb droped or single celled orginessims finaly fromed togerther and started a rebeilion aginst
man kind killing off every one and thus ruling the world kinna sleep.
As morning came they woken and no one knew where they were.
"I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM!" Scremed Frodo "SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Clam down Frodo..We are in the Scary Scary Woods Forest." said Gandalf
"AHHHHHHH!!! SCARY SCARY! NOO WERE GONNA DIE!!!!" scremed Pippin in terror.
"Dont worry its just a name" said Arogron
just then he got tackled by tiny hairy evil creatures that breathed fire and brought bad luck.
"AHHHHHHHHHH WHERE STILL ALL GONNA DIE!" scremed Pippin again
As they battled the weird tiny hairy evil creature things that breathed fire in the scary scary woods forest people that wernt fighting just stood there.
As Arogron finished the last of the weird tiny hairy evil creature things that breathed fire in the scary scary woods forest he said "Ok, the Scary Scary Woods Forest may
be a little scary and dangorus but theres nothing to really fear."
Just then! everyone heard a deep evil laugh "MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"AHHHHHHHH" scremed Frodo like a little girl "Pippin was right WERE ARE GONNA DIE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he scremed as he jumped behind some bushes.
"Draw your wepons men! there is a feirce battle ahead!" said Arogron
As the evil laugh got closer and closer and closer and closer and closer the most evli of all evil jumped infront of them laughing his evil laugh and doing arobics.....
"O DEAR TOLKIN!" scremed Legolas "Its RICHARD SIMMIONS!!!!!"
"OK GUYS AND GALS! LESTS WORK THOSE BUTTOCKS! YAY! WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT!" said Richard Simmions
"AHHHHHHHHHH THE HORIBLE PAIN OF IT ALL! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP! .......WHAT IS THIS!!!! I CANT CONTROL MY BODY! ITS MOVING ON ITS OWN!..IM
DOING AROBICS!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" cried Legolas
Just then Frodo jumped back from out of the bushes. "YAY! RICHARD SIMMIONS! I LOVE YOU!!! I HAVE ALL YOUR TAPES!!! I CANT BELIVE ITS YOU!!!!"
Then the cheap 80 music started to everyone was Jazzisizing by force except for Frodo who was enjoying this.
"But Mr. Frodo! WHY!?" asked Sam
"How do you think I keep this Hobbit body slim and my hobbit butt perfect?" said Frodo
"Why yes sir Ive noticed but..." said Sam as he was interupted by every one going "THATS ENOUGH!"
"We must find a way to stop this demon! My Thighs are burning like hell!" said Gimil
"COME ON GUYS! NO PAIN NO GAIN!!! HOORAH!" said Richard Simmions
"STOP STOP STOP!" cried Legolas "HE'S LOOKING AT ME WEIRD!!! NOOOOOOO STOP IT!"
"I KNOW!" cried Gandlaf "FRODO! YOUR ARE ONLY HOPE! You must defeat Richard Simmions! It is your destiny!"
"NOOOOO I cant! I love him! his my idol! NEVER!" cired Frodo
"YOU MUST! FOR THE SAKE OF THE FELLOWSHIP AND THE FATE OF MIDDLE EARTH!" said Gandlaf
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"scremed Frodo
"THEN I MUST!" said Legolas "I must .......defeat him with my beauty!!! Though it pains me to even look at him..I MUST!"
With that said Legolas glazed back at Ricard Simmions and he burst into flames as Legolas burst out in pain..."MY EYES MY EYES!"
"Good Job Legolas" said everyone except Frodo who was crying next to the ashes.
"Now lets hurry and get out of these hellish woods! as soon as we can before......" siad Borimer who stoped and intruputed by a just then.
JUST THEN!!!! .......................there was the exit! HOORAH! cired every one who was glad to get out of there.
"whos idea was it to go in the woods in the first place?" asked Merry.
"I dont remember...." said Arogron
"Who cares, im just glad it over!" said Gandalf "now lets find are packs and carry on"
As they held hands and skipped off Pippin stopped and said....
"where are my pants?"
a/n-I know theres a lot of spelling mistakes and stuff.....Im using WrodPad and theres no spell check and when i go back and over view it, stupid thing wont let me fix it..
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR oh well.....It shold stop you form understanding it....but anyway...REVIEW!!! BAHAHAHAHA