Friends
The one with The pink bunny
Introduction:All these stories are based after The one with the east german laundry detergent. Anything after that do not corrospond with these stories. Enjoy.
Setting:Monica And Rachel's apartment. Monica is putting candy in a bowl. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the table.
Phoebe:What's ya doing Mon?
Monica:Getting ready for tonight.
Phoebe:Eww! Big date tonight.
Chandler:(Sarcastically) Yess and if he is really good she loves him a treat.
Phoebe:Really. I should try that.
Monica:No Pheebs. Its Halloween.
Phoebe:I don't have a costume.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.) I forgot to get mine too.
Phoebe: What a concidence. I better go get it.
Chandler:(Sarcastically) Oh yeah you better.
(Ross enters. Phoebe exits.)
Ross:Where's she off to?
Chandler:To get a costume.
Ross:Oh.
(opening theme.)
Setting:Central Perk. Monica,Chandler,Joey and Ross are there.
Joey:So tonight do we actually have to bring a costume.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.) Yes. And also bring along a big red sweater.
Joey:Why a red sweater.
Chandler: I don't Know. Just trying to be funny.
Monica:Joey all you need to bring is a food item.
Ross: Why. Are we starting a food drive.
Monica:Yeh. For all the little Rossy ossy's in china.
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel:Guess what.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.)Your planning on moving to Africa to persue your dream of being an africian animal keeper.
Rachel:No.
Monica:So what's the news Rach.
Rachel:I just one the lottery.
Joey:Realy.
Rachel:(sarcastically.) No I'm lying through my teeth. I actually just came back from ripping the guts out of a cat.
Joey:Why would you do that to a cat.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.)Cause she really felt the need to kill a cat. I mean when you don't win the lottery you have to kill a cat.
Joey:Why.
Monica:So how much did you win.
Ross:Yeah Rach. How much.
Joey:I thought she didn't win the lottery.
Monica:Joey. Remember that word we talked about.
Joey:You mean the word Sarcastic.
Monica:Think about that for a minute.
(Joey ponders for a few seconds.)
Joey:(Bobbing his head up and down.) Ohh.
Chandler:So tell us Rach how much you win.
Rachel:100 big ones. Ahhhh.
Monica:$100 000.
Joey:You actually are rich.
Rachel:No one hundred dollars.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.)Oh your rich now.
Rachel:Yeah. now I can buy these pairs of shoes I wanted.
Monica:Or help me pay for the halloween party tonight.
Rachel:Why would I do a thing like that.
Monica:To help.
Rachel:HaHa. You crack me up Mon.
Monica:Huh. I wasn't..
Chandler:I think I've seen this on Springer once.
Ross:Jerry.
Chandler:(sarcastically.) No Betty.
Joey:Cool.(bobing his head.)
(Chandler and Ross give Joey a look.)
Joey:What.
Chandler:Nothing its just your your sense of genuis.
Joey:Thanks.
(Chandler smirks.)
Setting:That night at Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Phoebe are there partying. Some other people are there too.
(Chandler,Joey and Monica are next to Monica's room talking.
Chandler:Great party Mon.
Monica:Yeah. And this is coming from the guy who has to say everything sarcastically.
Chandler:Idon't..I so...I so do not.
Joey:(smirking.) Having trouble talking Chandler. You should to a doctor and get that checked.
Chandler:Oh shut up.
Monica:You can't say much either(Puts her arms up like a macho man. Tries to do a man's voice.)Look at me. I'm Mr. Strong and Smart.
Joey:What are you talking about. just a few hours ago Chandler said I was smart.
Monica:(Still having her arms up like a Macho Man but using her own voice.) And you can't tell the difference between sarcastic and actually.
Chandler:Ah Mon. You can put down the arms now.
Monica:(yelling.)And who are you to tell me what to do.
Chandler:Geez. Don't get so agressive
Monica:(still yelling.) There it is agian. What are you in love with me.
Chandler: I can't even imagined myself marrying you bitch.
(Monica's mouth opens wide.)
Chandler:(Sarcastically.)And to your left you can see the caverns of the great clean teeth topia.
Monica:Bite me.
(Phoebe walks into the apartment wearing a pink bunny costume.Everyone stars at her.)
Phoebe:(Putting her arms out like a goddess.) Happy Halloween Everyone.
(Phoebe goes over to Chandler,Joey and monica.)
Phoebe:Is it Just me or am I the only one wearing a costume.
Chandler:(sarcastically.) Its just you and I have Cancer.
Phoebe:How many days do you have left to live.
Monica:You and Joey both can't tell the difference between Sarcastic and Normal speech.
Joey:Mon. Why do you have to always use big words.
(Closing Credits.)
(3 hours later)
Phoebe:I still can't believe that it wasn't a dress up party.
Chandler:Well get use to it. You can't do alot of things when your in your 20's. Like I wish I could still... Never mind.
Monica:What.
Chandler:Nothing.
End.
Next Episode: The One with the time of the day.
Please R and R. Thanks.
The one with The pink bunny
Introduction:All these stories are based after The one with the east german laundry detergent. Anything after that do not corrospond with these stories. Enjoy.
Setting:Monica And Rachel's apartment. Monica is putting candy in a bowl. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the table.
Phoebe:What's ya doing Mon?
Monica:Getting ready for tonight.
Phoebe:Eww! Big date tonight.
Chandler:(Sarcastically) Yess and if he is really good she loves him a treat.
Phoebe:Really. I should try that.
Monica:No Pheebs. Its Halloween.
Phoebe:I don't have a costume.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.) I forgot to get mine too.
Phoebe: What a concidence. I better go get it.
Chandler:(Sarcastically) Oh yeah you better.
(Ross enters. Phoebe exits.)
Ross:Where's she off to?
Chandler:To get a costume.
Ross:Oh.
(opening theme.)
Setting:Central Perk. Monica,Chandler,Joey and Ross are there.
Joey:So tonight do we actually have to bring a costume.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.) Yes. And also bring along a big red sweater.
Joey:Why a red sweater.
Chandler: I don't Know. Just trying to be funny.
Monica:Joey all you need to bring is a food item.
Ross: Why. Are we starting a food drive.
Monica:Yeh. For all the little Rossy ossy's in china.
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel:Guess what.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.)Your planning on moving to Africa to persue your dream of being an africian animal keeper.
Rachel:No.
Monica:So what's the news Rach.
Rachel:I just one the lottery.
Joey:Realy.
Rachel:(sarcastically.) No I'm lying through my teeth. I actually just came back from ripping the guts out of a cat.
Joey:Why would you do that to a cat.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.)Cause she really felt the need to kill a cat. I mean when you don't win the lottery you have to kill a cat.
Joey:Why.
Monica:So how much did you win.
Ross:Yeah Rach. How much.
Joey:I thought she didn't win the lottery.
Monica:Joey. Remember that word we talked about.
Joey:You mean the word Sarcastic.
Monica:Think about that for a minute.
(Joey ponders for a few seconds.)
Joey:(Bobbing his head up and down.) Ohh.
Chandler:So tell us Rach how much you win.
Rachel:100 big ones. Ahhhh.
Monica:$100 000.
Joey:You actually are rich.
Rachel:No one hundred dollars.
Chandler:(Sarcastically.)Oh your rich now.
Rachel:Yeah. now I can buy these pairs of shoes I wanted.
Monica:Or help me pay for the halloween party tonight.
Rachel:Why would I do a thing like that.
Monica:To help.
Rachel:HaHa. You crack me up Mon.
Monica:Huh. I wasn't..
Chandler:I think I've seen this on Springer once.
Ross:Jerry.
Chandler:(sarcastically.) No Betty.
Joey:Cool.(bobing his head.)
(Chandler and Ross give Joey a look.)
Joey:What.
Chandler:Nothing its just your your sense of genuis.
Joey:Thanks.
(Chandler smirks.)
Setting:That night at Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Phoebe are there partying. Some other people are there too.
(Chandler,Joey and Monica are next to Monica's room talking.
Chandler:Great party Mon.
Monica:Yeah. And this is coming from the guy who has to say everything sarcastically.
Chandler:Idon't..I so...I so do not.
Joey:(smirking.) Having trouble talking Chandler. You should to a doctor and get that checked.
Chandler:Oh shut up.
Monica:You can't say much either(Puts her arms up like a macho man. Tries to do a man's voice.)Look at me. I'm Mr. Strong and Smart.
Joey:What are you talking about. just a few hours ago Chandler said I was smart.
Monica:(Still having her arms up like a Macho Man but using her own voice.) And you can't tell the difference between sarcastic and actually.
Chandler:Ah Mon. You can put down the arms now.
Monica:(yelling.)And who are you to tell me what to do.
Chandler:Geez. Don't get so agressive
Monica:(still yelling.) There it is agian. What are you in love with me.
Chandler: I can't even imagined myself marrying you bitch.
(Monica's mouth opens wide.)
Chandler:(Sarcastically.)And to your left you can see the caverns of the great clean teeth topia.
Monica:Bite me.
(Phoebe walks into the apartment wearing a pink bunny costume.Everyone stars at her.)
Phoebe:(Putting her arms out like a goddess.) Happy Halloween Everyone.
(Phoebe goes over to Chandler,Joey and monica.)
Phoebe:Is it Just me or am I the only one wearing a costume.
Chandler:(sarcastically.) Its just you and I have Cancer.
Phoebe:How many days do you have left to live.
Monica:You and Joey both can't tell the difference between Sarcastic and Normal speech.
Joey:Mon. Why do you have to always use big words.
(Closing Credits.)
(3 hours later)
Phoebe:I still can't believe that it wasn't a dress up party.
Chandler:Well get use to it. You can't do alot of things when your in your 20's. Like I wish I could still... Never mind.
Monica:What.
Chandler:Nothing.
End.
Next Episode: The One with the time of the day.
Please R and R. Thanks.