Friends
The one one with the time of the day.
Introduction:The last Chapter I got good reviews for it and I did relize that Chandler was a bit over sarcastic. I just wanted to make a friends halloween special and I couldn't think of any funny parts for it. Anyway I promise Chandler will be less sarcastic.
Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Joey:I better get going I got a great audiencin today.
Monica;For What.
JOey:There making a new sitcom called "The time of the day." I'm trying out for the character Joey. Imean who better for Joey than Joey.
Phoebe:And who better for Phoebe than Phoebe.
Joey:Huh.
Phoebe:Just pointing out the ironey.
(Opening theme.)
Setting:Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe is singing Smelly Cat very loudly.
Phoebe:(Loudly.)Smelly Cat. Smelly cat what are they feeding you . Smelly Cat Smelly its not your Fault.
(There's a knock on the door. Phoebe gets up and answers it. A lady is standing there in the doorway.)
Phoebe:Oh hi Landlord Lady.
Landlord:Hello Ms.Buffay.
Phoebe:So what do you want.
Landlord:Well it seems the past Few weeks other tendents have been complaining that you are singing to loudly.
Phoebe:Uh huh. Whats your point.
Landlord:I'm afriad I'm going to have to ask you to move out of the building by the next 48 hours.
Setting:Joey and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Ross are sitting at the counter.
Chandler:(So cheesy. Obviosly knows something.) So any girls you've seen and liked.
Ross:(covering something up.) Nope still deppressed about my divorce with Carol.
Chandler:Oh shut up. I know you like Rachel.
Ross:You do...Oh you do.
Chandler:Yeah and how come you just don't ask her out.
Ross:I would. But I want to get her a super perfect gift and then ask her out.
Chandler:So what's the problem?
Ross:That I noly have 50 bucks.
Chandler:Oh thats the problem.
Ross:Yeah. Basicly.
Chandler:we could go to the local bar and gamble.
Ross:What!
Chandler:We could win a bundle.
Ross:Or we could lose a bundle.
Chandler:(Sarcastically sounding just like a kid.).)Well Little bobby if your feeling to much peer pressure why don't you go to the guidence chancoler.
Ross:Fine I'll do it. But if has nothing to do with that last impresin.
Chandler:(still souding like a kid.)Okay Bobby.
Setting:The auidencening room. 3 people in chairs are watchinhg Joey auidencing.
Joey:(yeelling and flealing his arms.)Are you crazy Greg. You can't slleep with Jimmy'sexwife.
Judge #2:Very good. We'll give you a call if you get the part.
Joey:Thanks.
Setting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica,Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table.
Phoebe:And then she kicked me out.
Rachel:We're Sorry Pheebs.
Monica:Yeah. So where are you staying.
Phoebe:I don't know. But you wanna know what was so stupid, when the landlord kicked me out she's like " I'm afriad I'mm going ..Blah Blah Blah and so on. But why was she afriad I was going to kill her.
Rachel:(Under her Breath.)Probaly.Phoebe:Pardon me.
Rachel: I say'd I don't know.
Monica:You Know Pheebs you could stay with us.
Phoebe:Ew Ew Ew. Really we would be like Roomates.
Rachel:Yeah ...(less exicited.) Roomates.
Monica:Can I talk to you a moment Rach. In my room.
(Rachel and Monica go into Monica's room.)
Monica:What's your Problem.
Rachel:Living in a two bedroom apartment with Mrs. Hey look I'm a spiritual Bitch.
Monica:Well what do you want me to do. Throw Phoebe out on the street and then you'l be happy.
Rachel:Well if you really want to know...Yeah.
Monica:Would you be that mean to a Friend. a best friend.
Rachel:Yeh. I hardly even Know her. I've only lived here 3 months.
Monica:what about you. You didn'y even invite me to your wedding and then we you needed help I let you live with me.
RacheL:still. Where would she sleep.
Monica:(sarcastic.) I don't know. I was thinking about your room.)
(Rachel opens her mouth wide.)
Monica: And on your right you can see the great clean teeth..topia.
Rachel:Thats not funny Mon.
Monica:So when Chandler does it. It is funny.
Rachel:Well yeah.
Monica:Anyway. Phoebe will sleep on the couch.
Rachel:Fine.
Setting:That night at the local bar. Chandler and Ross are playing the slots.
Chandler:man. i lost agian.
Ross:Do you know the chances of winning that thing.
Chandler:Yes. And do you relize you are way over Protective of your Money.
Ross:Fine. How about we at least go over and play poker.
Chandler:(sarcastic.)Oh could we.
(3hours later at the poker Table. There are all kinds of beer bottles around Ross.
Ross:I got a ..hehe.. a Fully housey.
Chandler:Beat me. But Ross are you drunk.
Ross:Hehe..Very..Drunk.
Man:Beat me to.
Lady#1:Beat me also.
Lady#2:Me too.
Ross:Oh..hehe9bobbing his head up and down quickly.) ...I think I won agian.Hehe.
Setting:The next mrning. Chandler And Joey's apartment. Ross is asleep on the couch.)
(Joey comes out of his room wearing a robe.)
Joey:Huh. Ross what are you doing here.
Ross:(waking.)I..don't know.
Joey:(puts hands on his hips.)did you get drunk last night.
Ross:I don't know.
Joey:Do you know anything.
Ross:That I have a bad headache and to never listnen to Chandler.
Joey:Chandler get out here. (chandler comes out wearing his robe.) What did you do to Ross.
Chandler:Made him go down to a bar and gamble and make him get very drunk.
Joey:What do you have to say for yourself.
Chandler: Sorry.
Joey:And go to your room.
Chandler:(sounding like a child.)Okay.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the counter.
Ross:How much did I win last night.
Chandler:Ah..
Ross:Whats Ah....
Chandler:(Kinda in a depreessed voice.) how about..(Very exiceted voice)..500 dolllars.
end.
Next Episode. The one with The finding out.
The one one with the time of the day.
Introduction:The last Chapter I got good reviews for it and I did relize that Chandler was a bit over sarcastic. I just wanted to make a friends halloween special and I couldn't think of any funny parts for it. Anyway I promise Chandler will be less sarcastic.
Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Joey:I better get going I got a great audiencin today.
Monica;For What.
JOey:There making a new sitcom called "The time of the day." I'm trying out for the character Joey. Imean who better for Joey than Joey.
Phoebe:And who better for Phoebe than Phoebe.
Joey:Huh.
Phoebe:Just pointing out the ironey.
(Opening theme.)
Setting:Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe is singing Smelly Cat very loudly.
Phoebe:(Loudly.)Smelly Cat. Smelly cat what are they feeding you . Smelly Cat Smelly its not your Fault.
(There's a knock on the door. Phoebe gets up and answers it. A lady is standing there in the doorway.)
Phoebe:Oh hi Landlord Lady.
Landlord:Hello Ms.Buffay.
Phoebe:So what do you want.
Landlord:Well it seems the past Few weeks other tendents have been complaining that you are singing to loudly.
Phoebe:Uh huh. Whats your point.
Landlord:I'm afriad I'm going to have to ask you to move out of the building by the next 48 hours.
Setting:Joey and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Ross are sitting at the counter.
Chandler:(So cheesy. Obviosly knows something.) So any girls you've seen and liked.
Ross:(covering something up.) Nope still deppressed about my divorce with Carol.
Chandler:Oh shut up. I know you like Rachel.
Ross:You do...Oh you do.
Chandler:Yeah and how come you just don't ask her out.
Ross:I would. But I want to get her a super perfect gift and then ask her out.
Chandler:So what's the problem?
Ross:That I noly have 50 bucks.
Chandler:Oh thats the problem.
Ross:Yeah. Basicly.
Chandler:we could go to the local bar and gamble.
Ross:What!
Chandler:We could win a bundle.
Ross:Or we could lose a bundle.
Chandler:(Sarcastically sounding just like a kid.).)Well Little bobby if your feeling to much peer pressure why don't you go to the guidence chancoler.
Ross:Fine I'll do it. But if has nothing to do with that last impresin.
Chandler:(still souding like a kid.)Okay Bobby.
Setting:The auidencening room. 3 people in chairs are watchinhg Joey auidencing.
Joey:(yeelling and flealing his arms.)Are you crazy Greg. You can't slleep with Jimmy'sexwife.
Judge #2:Very good. We'll give you a call if you get the part.
Joey:Thanks.
Setting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica,Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table.
Phoebe:And then she kicked me out.
Rachel:We're Sorry Pheebs.
Monica:Yeah. So where are you staying.
Phoebe:I don't know. But you wanna know what was so stupid, when the landlord kicked me out she's like " I'm afriad I'mm going ..Blah Blah Blah and so on. But why was she afriad I was going to kill her.
Rachel:(Under her Breath.)Probaly.Phoebe:Pardon me.
Rachel: I say'd I don't know.
Monica:You Know Pheebs you could stay with us.
Phoebe:Ew Ew Ew. Really we would be like Roomates.
Rachel:Yeah ...(less exicited.) Roomates.
Monica:Can I talk to you a moment Rach. In my room.
(Rachel and Monica go into Monica's room.)
Monica:What's your Problem.
Rachel:Living in a two bedroom apartment with Mrs. Hey look I'm a spiritual Bitch.
Monica:Well what do you want me to do. Throw Phoebe out on the street and then you'l be happy.
Rachel:Well if you really want to know...Yeah.
Monica:Would you be that mean to a Friend. a best friend.
Rachel:Yeh. I hardly even Know her. I've only lived here 3 months.
Monica:what about you. You didn'y even invite me to your wedding and then we you needed help I let you live with me.
RacheL:still. Where would she sleep.
Monica:(sarcastic.) I don't know. I was thinking about your room.)
(Rachel opens her mouth wide.)
Monica: And on your right you can see the great clean teeth..topia.
Rachel:Thats not funny Mon.
Monica:So when Chandler does it. It is funny.
Rachel:Well yeah.
Monica:Anyway. Phoebe will sleep on the couch.
Rachel:Fine.
Setting:That night at the local bar. Chandler and Ross are playing the slots.
Chandler:man. i lost agian.
Ross:Do you know the chances of winning that thing.
Chandler:Yes. And do you relize you are way over Protective of your Money.
Ross:Fine. How about we at least go over and play poker.
Chandler:(sarcastic.)Oh could we.
(3hours later at the poker Table. There are all kinds of beer bottles around Ross.
Ross:I got a ..hehe.. a Fully housey.
Chandler:Beat me. But Ross are you drunk.
Ross:Hehe..Very..Drunk.
Man:Beat me to.
Lady#1:Beat me also.
Lady#2:Me too.
Ross:Oh..hehe9bobbing his head up and down quickly.) ...I think I won agian.Hehe.
Setting:The next mrning. Chandler And Joey's apartment. Ross is asleep on the couch.)
(Joey comes out of his room wearing a robe.)
Joey:Huh. Ross what are you doing here.
Ross:(waking.)I..don't know.
Joey:(puts hands on his hips.)did you get drunk last night.
Ross:I don't know.
Joey:Do you know anything.
Ross:That I have a bad headache and to never listnen to Chandler.
Joey:Chandler get out here. (chandler comes out wearing his robe.) What did you do to Ross.
Chandler:Made him go down to a bar and gamble and make him get very drunk.
Joey:What do you have to say for yourself.
Chandler: Sorry.
Joey:And go to your room.
Chandler:(sounding like a child.)Okay.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the counter.
Ross:How much did I win last night.
Chandler:Ah..
Ross:Whats Ah....
Chandler:(Kinda in a depreessed voice.) how about..(Very exiceted voice)..500 dolllars.
end.
Next Episode. The one with The finding out.