Friends
The One with the finding out.
Setting:Ross's apartment. Ross and Chandler are sitting on the couch watching Roseanne.
Ross:Hey I think this is the episode with some kind of problem.
Chandler:Well in that case I already saw it.
(chandler picks up the remote and turns it off.
(opening Theme.)
Setting:Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the counter eating eggs and Bacon.
Chandler:Joe. I have to tell you these are good.
Joey:Good. Or gooood.
Chandler:Don't push it.
Joey:Yeah. You actually gave a complaiment.
Chandler:Whats That suppose to mean.
Joey:I don't know. Its just sometimes your a little sarcastic.
Chandler:Well thats just me. I realy can't help it.
Joey:Okay. If you don't say a sarcastic saying for a week I will give a 150 dollars.
Chandler:And your unemployed.
Joey:Yeah But I think i got a good chance for that par on The time of the day.
Chandler:really.
joey:Yeah. Its so awesome.i'll be able to buy all kinds of cool stuff for the apartment.
Chandler:Okay. I'll bet with you. I won't say anything sarcastic for the whole week.
Joey:I just got to call everyone. There all going to laugh. You'll never make it a week.
Chandler:i will so.
Joey:Its impossible. You do it all the time. I remember the First time I met you.The first thing you said to me was "(Sarcastic) Yo Itailin guy. get me some Chines food.". And the stupid thing was Itilian people are from Itlay not china.
Chandler:So I still think I can make it.
Setting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Monica are at the table.
(Rachel comes out of her room in her waitress dress.)
Rachel:Okay. I'm off to work.
Monica:Okay. See you.
(Rachel leaves.)
Monica:So...
Phoebe:5 apartments.
Monica: How...
Phoebe:I don't know. For 2 days I've Known what people are going to say. Just like I knew you were going to ask me that.
(Joey enters.)
Joey:Guess what guys.....
Phoebe:He'll never last.
Joey:Huh.
Monica:Never last what.
Phoebe:Oh . Joey was about to tell us he made a bet with Chandler that Chandler can't say anything sarcastic for a week.
Joey:(waving his hand.)Hello still confused over here.
Phoebe:Oh. The past few days...
Monica:...she's been seeeing what everybody is saying before they say it.
Phoebe:And it seems you are too.
Monica:Huh.
Phoebe:Well you knew what I was going to say.
Monica:Thats because you told me.
Phoebe:oh. You know what. I'm going to just let people talk. Instead of finishing there sentences.
Monica:Now thats a good idea.
Setting:Ross's apartment. Chandler and Ross are sitting on the couch.
Chandler:Okay Ross. You have your 500 dollars. How come you haven't asked her out yet.
Ross:How come you haven't said anything sarcastic.
Chandler:Having a bet with Joey. If I'm not sarcastic for a whole week I get 150 bucks.
Ross. Man are you going to lose.
Chandler:Well there goes me last bit of Self esteem. But stiil Ross. Go get Rachel and I quote "The super perfect gift" and ask her out.
Ross:I don't know.
Chandler:Why not. If she's says yes you might actually be happy. What are you afriad of.
Ross:If we broke up.
Chandler:so what if you break up.
Ross:well. It would be like breaking the whole gang up.
Chandler:why.
Ross:I don't know. Just let me think about it. Can I have some time alone.
Chandler:sure.
(Chandler leaves.)
Setting:Joey and Chandler's Apartment. Joey and Chandler are watching Baywatch. The phone rings.
Joey:Can you get that.
Chandler:Nah. Lets just let it ring. we can't miss Baywatch.
Joey:Yah.
(Answering machine.)
A man:Ah if this is Joey Tribbiani's place you got the part of Joey. We start filming on Monday.
Joey:(Jumping up and down.)Ye I got the part.
Chandler:(jumping up and down.) Oh yeah you did.
Joey:yes.
Chandler:your going to be rich.
Joey:and famous.
Chandler:bu yeah.
Setting:Rachel and Monica's apartment.Phobe and Monica are on the couch watching T.V. Ross enters.
Ross:..
Phoebe:Well thats not such a nice hi.
Ross:huh.
Monica:oh Phoebe can see the future.
Ross:oh really. Phoebe. Tellme. What happens here tommorow night at night.
Phoebe:Well I only see you and Rachel. You tell her you love her and she's kisses you.
Monica:What.. Ross whats she talking about.
Ross:Just call Chandler. He'll tell you. See you.
(Ross exits.)
Monica:Ross is in love withh...
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel:Ross is in love with who.
Phoebe:Oh his nw couch.
Rachel:He's in love with his couch.
Phoebe:Yeah.
(Closing Credits.)
Settting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. The next day. Phoebe is sitting on the couch. Chandler enters.
Chandler:I hear you can tell the future.
Phoebe:Yeah. So.
Chandler:Tell me tomorrows lottory numbers.
Phoebe:Alright.(thinks a minute.) Oh no I can't see the fute any more.
Chandler:(sarcastic) Oh thank for alllllll your help.
Phoebe:you said something sarcastic. I'm telling Joey.
Chandler:Nooo!
End.
A note from the writer:Okay everyone but Joey and Rachel knows Ross loves Rachel. See what happens the next time.
Next Episode:The one with the first.
The One with the finding out.
Setting:Ross's apartment. Ross and Chandler are sitting on the couch watching Roseanne.
Ross:Hey I think this is the episode with some kind of problem.
Chandler:Well in that case I already saw it.
(chandler picks up the remote and turns it off.
(opening Theme.)
Setting:Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the counter eating eggs and Bacon.
Chandler:Joe. I have to tell you these are good.
Joey:Good. Or gooood.
Chandler:Don't push it.
Joey:Yeah. You actually gave a complaiment.
Chandler:Whats That suppose to mean.
Joey:I don't know. Its just sometimes your a little sarcastic.
Chandler:Well thats just me. I realy can't help it.
Joey:Okay. If you don't say a sarcastic saying for a week I will give a 150 dollars.
Chandler:And your unemployed.
Joey:Yeah But I think i got a good chance for that par on The time of the day.
Chandler:really.
joey:Yeah. Its so awesome.i'll be able to buy all kinds of cool stuff for the apartment.
Chandler:Okay. I'll bet with you. I won't say anything sarcastic for the whole week.
Joey:I just got to call everyone. There all going to laugh. You'll never make it a week.
Chandler:i will so.
Joey:Its impossible. You do it all the time. I remember the First time I met you.The first thing you said to me was "(Sarcastic) Yo Itailin guy. get me some Chines food.". And the stupid thing was Itilian people are from Itlay not china.
Chandler:So I still think I can make it.
Setting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Monica are at the table.
(Rachel comes out of her room in her waitress dress.)
Rachel:Okay. I'm off to work.
Monica:Okay. See you.
(Rachel leaves.)
Monica:So...
Phoebe:5 apartments.
Monica: How...
Phoebe:I don't know. For 2 days I've Known what people are going to say. Just like I knew you were going to ask me that.
(Joey enters.)
Joey:Guess what guys.....
Phoebe:He'll never last.
Joey:Huh.
Monica:Never last what.
Phoebe:Oh . Joey was about to tell us he made a bet with Chandler that Chandler can't say anything sarcastic for a week.
Joey:(waving his hand.)Hello still confused over here.
Phoebe:Oh. The past few days...
Monica:...she's been seeeing what everybody is saying before they say it.
Phoebe:And it seems you are too.
Monica:Huh.
Phoebe:Well you knew what I was going to say.
Monica:Thats because you told me.
Phoebe:oh. You know what. I'm going to just let people talk. Instead of finishing there sentences.
Monica:Now thats a good idea.
Setting:Ross's apartment. Chandler and Ross are sitting on the couch.
Chandler:Okay Ross. You have your 500 dollars. How come you haven't asked her out yet.
Ross:How come you haven't said anything sarcastic.
Chandler:Having a bet with Joey. If I'm not sarcastic for a whole week I get 150 bucks.
Ross. Man are you going to lose.
Chandler:Well there goes me last bit of Self esteem. But stiil Ross. Go get Rachel and I quote "The super perfect gift" and ask her out.
Ross:I don't know.
Chandler:Why not. If she's says yes you might actually be happy. What are you afriad of.
Ross:If we broke up.
Chandler:so what if you break up.
Ross:well. It would be like breaking the whole gang up.
Chandler:why.
Ross:I don't know. Just let me think about it. Can I have some time alone.
Chandler:sure.
(Chandler leaves.)
Setting:Joey and Chandler's Apartment. Joey and Chandler are watching Baywatch. The phone rings.
Joey:Can you get that.
Chandler:Nah. Lets just let it ring. we can't miss Baywatch.
Joey:Yah.
(Answering machine.)
A man:Ah if this is Joey Tribbiani's place you got the part of Joey. We start filming on Monday.
Joey:(Jumping up and down.)Ye I got the part.
Chandler:(jumping up and down.) Oh yeah you did.
Joey:yes.
Chandler:your going to be rich.
Joey:and famous.
Chandler:bu yeah.
Setting:Rachel and Monica's apartment.Phobe and Monica are on the couch watching T.V. Ross enters.
Ross:..
Phoebe:Well thats not such a nice hi.
Ross:huh.
Monica:oh Phoebe can see the future.
Ross:oh really. Phoebe. Tellme. What happens here tommorow night at night.
Phoebe:Well I only see you and Rachel. You tell her you love her and she's kisses you.
Monica:What.. Ross whats she talking about.
Ross:Just call Chandler. He'll tell you. See you.
(Ross exits.)
Monica:Ross is in love withh...
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel:Ross is in love with who.
Phoebe:Oh his nw couch.
Rachel:He's in love with his couch.
Phoebe:Yeah.
(Closing Credits.)
Settting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. The next day. Phoebe is sitting on the couch. Chandler enters.
Chandler:I hear you can tell the future.
Phoebe:Yeah. So.
Chandler:Tell me tomorrows lottory numbers.
Phoebe:Alright.(thinks a minute.) Oh no I can't see the fute any more.
Chandler:(sarcastic) Oh thank for alllllll your help.
Phoebe:you said something sarcastic. I'm telling Joey.
Chandler:Nooo!
End.
A note from the writer:Okay everyone but Joey and Rachel knows Ross loves Rachel. See what happens the next time.
Next Episode:The one with the first.