Friends
The one with The 94 Thanksgiving.
Setting:Rachel's Bedroom. Ross and Rachel are lying in bed.
RacheL:Wow.
Ross:Wow.
Rachel:I mean I never thought you'd be that way.
Ross:Well there goes my last bit of Self-Esteem.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting:Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are just sitting on the couch.
Chandler:Super Nintendo just isn't fun anymore.
Joey:I know.
Chandler:What if we rent a new game game.
Joey:That won't help. Lets go buy somethingelse thats fun.
Chandler:Good idea.
Settting:Rachel and Monica's apartment. Phoebe is sitting on the couch watching roseanne. Monica is knitting at the table.
Phoebe:This show has just goten boring.
Monica:Well thats Probaly because you've seen every episode 345 times.
Phoebe:Hey Mon, You wanna help me go look for and apartment today.
Monica:Sure. But don't worry. You can definily stay tommorrow.
Phoebe:Why tommorow.
Monica:Its thanksgiving.
Phoebe:Uh huh . Sure it is.
Monica:It is. (Passes Phoebe a calander.)
Phoebe:Oh my god it is. Damn I lost 20 dollars.
Monica:How did you lose 20 bucks.
Phoebe:I kinda made a bet with Joey that thanksgiving was in December.
Setting:Ross's apartment.Ross and Rachel are eating toast.
Ross:So are you staying at Monica's for thanksgiving.
Rachel:of course I am honey.
Ross:Well I am too. All because my mom and dad had to go on some emergency because my father deals with weather. And there is a huge snowstorm in Florida.
Rachel:ah Ross.
Ross:yeah.
Rachel:They don't have snowstorms in Florida.
Ross:Sure they do.
Rachel:Your parents just don't want to be with you.
Ross:(kinda crying.) Okay.
Rachel:I can leave if you want.
Ross:Alright.
Setting:Chandler and Joeys apartment. Chandler and Joey just bought a air hockey table.
Chandler:Man. This Fun.
Joey:I know. I love my Job. I only have to work 3 days a week and I'm rich.
(Monica enters.)
Monica:Before I forget are you 2 staying at my place for thankgiving.
Chandler:Woo. woo. No way. You know how much I hate thankgiving.
Monica:Fine i'll bring you over Macaroni and Cheese tommorow.
Chandler:(Sarcastic.)Oh yeah. marcaroni and Cheese.
Monica:What about you Joey. Are you staying at my place tommorrow.
Joey:Well I guess I have too. My mom said my dad was D.O.A. Whatever that means.
Monica:Your father is dead.
Joey:Who said anything about dead.
Monica:D.O.A means dead on arrival.
Joey:Oh my god.
(Joey picks up the phone and dials his parents number.)
Joey's Mother:Hello. Tribbiani Resitiance.
Joey:Hey Ma. Is dad dead.
J's Mom:No why.
Joey:Well you said he was D.O.A
J's mom:I was hoping you didn't know what that meant. The truth is we just don't want you here. Bye.
(Joey's Mother hangs up.)
Joey:My father isn't dead they just don't want me.
Monica:Ah were sorry.
(Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe:Mon are we going now.
Chandler:Where are you going.
Monica:Looking for an apartment for Phoebe.
Setting:A brown looking apartment. Phoebe and Monica are there looking around.
Monica:This one seems pretty nice.
Phoebe:Yeah for you.
Monica:Whats wrong with this apartment.
Phoebe:Its too brown.
Monica:Its too brown. Phoebe this is the 10th apartment you've turned down.
Phoebe:So I'm a bit picky.
Monica:A bit picky. Your crazy. You can't turn down every apartment. Soner or later you have to chose one.
Phoebe:I know.
Monica:And anyway what is your problem. When you lived with me a year ago you had no problem moving then. You just took all your stuff and didn't even tell me you moved. You told everyone else but not me.
Phoebe:Well you always like had a cow if I ever mad a mess.
Monica:Who wouldn't.
Phoebe:Normal people.
Monica:So now I'm not mormal.
Phoebe:Well yeah.
Settting:The next day. Phoebe and Joey are playing checker at the table. Monica is cooking thankgiving dinner.
Phoebe:ha 5 points.
Joey:But I got 6.
Phoebe:You know sometime we are going to have to find out the real rules.
Joey:Nah. I like ours.
(Ross enters.)
Ross:Hey Mon guess what.
Monica:What.
Ross:There actually wasn't a snowstorm in Florida.
Monica:(Sarcastic.)You don't say.
Ross:What you knew.
Monica:Yeah. Mom and dad just wanted to have a thanksgiving on thee own.
Joey:Ross your Parents don't want you either.
Ross:Nope. what excuse di your parents use.
Joey:That my dad was D.O.A
Ross:Oh.
(Rachel comes out of her bedroom)
Ross:Hey Honey.
Rachel:Hey you.
Ross:So what did you do last night.
Rachel:I went to sleep.
Ross:So did I.
JoeY:Are all couples this boring.
Monica:Joey bring Chandler over his Marcaroni and cheese.
(Monica hands Joey a bowl.Joey leaves the apartment.)
(Closin Credits.)
(3hours later.)
Ross:This was good.
Joey:It was. Better than my parents.
Ross:Yeah. everything turned out for the best.
End.
The one with The 94 Thanksgiving.
Setting:Rachel's Bedroom. Ross and Rachel are lying in bed.
RacheL:Wow.
Ross:Wow.
Rachel:I mean I never thought you'd be that way.
Ross:Well there goes my last bit of Self-Esteem.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting:Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are just sitting on the couch.
Chandler:Super Nintendo just isn't fun anymore.
Joey:I know.
Chandler:What if we rent a new game game.
Joey:That won't help. Lets go buy somethingelse thats fun.
Chandler:Good idea.
Settting:Rachel and Monica's apartment. Phoebe is sitting on the couch watching roseanne. Monica is knitting at the table.
Phoebe:This show has just goten boring.
Monica:Well thats Probaly because you've seen every episode 345 times.
Phoebe:Hey Mon, You wanna help me go look for and apartment today.
Monica:Sure. But don't worry. You can definily stay tommorrow.
Phoebe:Why tommorow.
Monica:Its thanksgiving.
Phoebe:Uh huh . Sure it is.
Monica:It is. (Passes Phoebe a calander.)
Phoebe:Oh my god it is. Damn I lost 20 dollars.
Monica:How did you lose 20 bucks.
Phoebe:I kinda made a bet with Joey that thanksgiving was in December.
Setting:Ross's apartment.Ross and Rachel are eating toast.
Ross:So are you staying at Monica's for thanksgiving.
Rachel:of course I am honey.
Ross:Well I am too. All because my mom and dad had to go on some emergency because my father deals with weather. And there is a huge snowstorm in Florida.
Rachel:ah Ross.
Ross:yeah.
Rachel:They don't have snowstorms in Florida.
Ross:Sure they do.
Rachel:Your parents just don't want to be with you.
Ross:(kinda crying.) Okay.
Rachel:I can leave if you want.
Ross:Alright.
Setting:Chandler and Joeys apartment. Chandler and Joey just bought a air hockey table.
Chandler:Man. This Fun.
Joey:I know. I love my Job. I only have to work 3 days a week and I'm rich.
(Monica enters.)
Monica:Before I forget are you 2 staying at my place for thankgiving.
Chandler:Woo. woo. No way. You know how much I hate thankgiving.
Monica:Fine i'll bring you over Macaroni and Cheese tommorow.
Chandler:(Sarcastic.)Oh yeah. marcaroni and Cheese.
Monica:What about you Joey. Are you staying at my place tommorrow.
Joey:Well I guess I have too. My mom said my dad was D.O.A. Whatever that means.
Monica:Your father is dead.
Joey:Who said anything about dead.
Monica:D.O.A means dead on arrival.
Joey:Oh my god.
(Joey picks up the phone and dials his parents number.)
Joey's Mother:Hello. Tribbiani Resitiance.
Joey:Hey Ma. Is dad dead.
J's Mom:No why.
Joey:Well you said he was D.O.A
J's mom:I was hoping you didn't know what that meant. The truth is we just don't want you here. Bye.
(Joey's Mother hangs up.)
Joey:My father isn't dead they just don't want me.
Monica:Ah were sorry.
(Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe:Mon are we going now.
Chandler:Where are you going.
Monica:Looking for an apartment for Phoebe.
Setting:A brown looking apartment. Phoebe and Monica are there looking around.
Monica:This one seems pretty nice.
Phoebe:Yeah for you.
Monica:Whats wrong with this apartment.
Phoebe:Its too brown.
Monica:Its too brown. Phoebe this is the 10th apartment you've turned down.
Phoebe:So I'm a bit picky.
Monica:A bit picky. Your crazy. You can't turn down every apartment. Soner or later you have to chose one.
Phoebe:I know.
Monica:And anyway what is your problem. When you lived with me a year ago you had no problem moving then. You just took all your stuff and didn't even tell me you moved. You told everyone else but not me.
Phoebe:Well you always like had a cow if I ever mad a mess.
Monica:Who wouldn't.
Phoebe:Normal people.
Monica:So now I'm not mormal.
Phoebe:Well yeah.
Settting:The next day. Phoebe and Joey are playing checker at the table. Monica is cooking thankgiving dinner.
Phoebe:ha 5 points.
Joey:But I got 6.
Phoebe:You know sometime we are going to have to find out the real rules.
Joey:Nah. I like ours.
(Ross enters.)
Ross:Hey Mon guess what.
Monica:What.
Ross:There actually wasn't a snowstorm in Florida.
Monica:(Sarcastic.)You don't say.
Ross:What you knew.
Monica:Yeah. Mom and dad just wanted to have a thanksgiving on thee own.
Joey:Ross your Parents don't want you either.
Ross:Nope. what excuse di your parents use.
Joey:That my dad was D.O.A
Ross:Oh.
(Rachel comes out of her bedroom)
Ross:Hey Honey.
Rachel:Hey you.
Ross:So what did you do last night.
Rachel:I went to sleep.
Ross:So did I.
JoeY:Are all couples this boring.
Monica:Joey bring Chandler over his Marcaroni and cheese.
(Monica hands Joey a bowl.Joey leaves the apartment.)
(Closin Credits.)
(3hours later.)
Ross:This was good.
Joey:It was. Better than my parents.
Ross:Yeah. everything turned out for the best.
End.