Friends
The one with the gift Frenzy Rush.
Setting:Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Chandler:So has anyone started there christmas shopping.
Monica:I haven't.
Ross:Either have I.
Phoebe:Same.
Joey:I forgot to.
Rachel:Same with me.
Chandler:Todayis Dec.10th.
Joey:I'm going to the mall.
Monica:Me too.
Rachel:Wait for me.
Ross:I'm going to go to.
Phoebe:Bye.
Monica:Aren't you coming.
Phoebe:Well there one probem.
Ross:And that would be.
PHoebe:I'm broke.
Everyone:Oh.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting:At the mall. In a bloomingdales store. Monica and Phoebe are there.
Monica:Do you think there is any point getting Rachel something.
Phoebe:No she always exchanges it. Like that ring Ross gave she took that back.
Monica:She took that ring back.
Phoebe:uh huh.
Monica:Does Ross know.
Phoebe:I don't know. Who do you think I amm. Mrs. I know everything.
Setting:Somewhere else in the mall. Ross and Rachel are there.
Rachel:Honey.
Ross:Yes Rach.
Rachel: Are we going to buy our presents together or separate.
Ross:I don't know. I mean giving out gifts together is a big commitment.
Rachel:So who cares. It will also be a lot cheaper.
Ross:Yeah it would.
Setting: Somewhere else in the mall. Joey and Chandler are there.
Joey:okay I now got Rachel's and Monica's gift.
Chandler:And that would be.
Joey:A dustbuster for Monica and a gift certificate for Rachel.
Chandler:you know most people would actually hate you if you bought them a dustbuster. But giving one to Mon. It just like saying Will you marry me.
Joey:Then I better go return it.
Chandler:why.
Joey:I don't want to be married to a clean freak.
Chandler:alright.
Setting:Back with Ross and rachel.
Annocer:Now a 50% off deal at JC penny.
Rachel:I'm outahere.
(Rachels shove about 20 packeges into Ross's arms and Runs off.
Ross:Don't worry. i'll be fine.
(Ross drops all the packeges.)
Ross:Hope Chandler will like his new glassless portable t.v.
Setting:Back with Monica and Phoebe. Monica has bags full of stuff. phoebe has nothing.
Phoebe:What am I going to do.
Monica:With what.
Phoebe:Remember I'm broke.
Monica:Oh yeah. so what are you going to do.
Phoebe:Well either I get everyone nothing or I do something else.
Monica:And that is.
Phoebe:Get on my knees and sacrifice an animal and hope god gives me some money.
Monica:Or you could get some money off me.
Phoebe:how much will you give me.
Monica:How about 100 bucks.
Phoebe:How about your a cheapasaurus.
Monica:thats what you say to a friend that sheltered you when you have no home and now is offering you money.
Phoebe:Uh huh.
Monica:i hate you.
Phoebe:no don't hate.Don't put that out in the universe.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:Central Perk. everyone is there.
Chandler:So did everyone get there gifts.
Ross:Well rachel seemed to get alot of gifts for just one person.
Rachel:What I happen to like to buy myself gifts.
Ross:You bought enough to last the next century.
Rachel:I like shopping.
End
Next episode:The one where Joey's secret is revealed.
The one with the gift Frenzy Rush.
Setting:Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Chandler:So has anyone started there christmas shopping.
Monica:I haven't.
Ross:Either have I.
Phoebe:Same.
Joey:I forgot to.
Rachel:Same with me.
Chandler:Todayis Dec.10th.
Joey:I'm going to the mall.
Monica:Me too.
Rachel:Wait for me.
Ross:I'm going to go to.
Phoebe:Bye.
Monica:Aren't you coming.
Phoebe:Well there one probem.
Ross:And that would be.
PHoebe:I'm broke.
Everyone:Oh.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting:At the mall. In a bloomingdales store. Monica and Phoebe are there.
Monica:Do you think there is any point getting Rachel something.
Phoebe:No she always exchanges it. Like that ring Ross gave she took that back.
Monica:She took that ring back.
Phoebe:uh huh.
Monica:Does Ross know.
Phoebe:I don't know. Who do you think I amm. Mrs. I know everything.
Setting:Somewhere else in the mall. Ross and Rachel are there.
Rachel:Honey.
Ross:Yes Rach.
Rachel: Are we going to buy our presents together or separate.
Ross:I don't know. I mean giving out gifts together is a big commitment.
Rachel:So who cares. It will also be a lot cheaper.
Ross:Yeah it would.
Setting: Somewhere else in the mall. Joey and Chandler are there.
Joey:okay I now got Rachel's and Monica's gift.
Chandler:And that would be.
Joey:A dustbuster for Monica and a gift certificate for Rachel.
Chandler:you know most people would actually hate you if you bought them a dustbuster. But giving one to Mon. It just like saying Will you marry me.
Joey:Then I better go return it.
Chandler:why.
Joey:I don't want to be married to a clean freak.
Chandler:alright.
Setting:Back with Ross and rachel.
Annocer:Now a 50% off deal at JC penny.
Rachel:I'm outahere.
(Rachels shove about 20 packeges into Ross's arms and Runs off.
Ross:Don't worry. i'll be fine.
(Ross drops all the packeges.)
Ross:Hope Chandler will like his new glassless portable t.v.
Setting:Back with Monica and Phoebe. Monica has bags full of stuff. phoebe has nothing.
Phoebe:What am I going to do.
Monica:With what.
Phoebe:Remember I'm broke.
Monica:Oh yeah. so what are you going to do.
Phoebe:Well either I get everyone nothing or I do something else.
Monica:And that is.
Phoebe:Get on my knees and sacrifice an animal and hope god gives me some money.
Monica:Or you could get some money off me.
Phoebe:how much will you give me.
Monica:How about 100 bucks.
Phoebe:How about your a cheapasaurus.
Monica:thats what you say to a friend that sheltered you when you have no home and now is offering you money.
Phoebe:Uh huh.
Monica:i hate you.
Phoebe:no don't hate.Don't put that out in the universe.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:Central Perk. everyone is there.
Chandler:So did everyone get there gifts.
Ross:Well rachel seemed to get alot of gifts for just one person.
Rachel:What I happen to like to buy myself gifts.
Ross:You bought enough to last the next century.
Rachel:I like shopping.
End
Next episode:The one where Joey's secret is revealed.