Friends
The one where Joey's secret is revealed.
Setting:Central Perk. Phoebe is playing the guitar and the others are sitting and watching.
Phoebe:(Singing.) Its almost chrismas. And some people will kiss. Because Jesus was born today. Why wasn't he born on May.
(Ross hands Phoebe a dollar.)
Phoebe:Thanks.(Singing) and on christmas...
Ross:No I'm paying you to stop.
(Opening Credits.)
Setting:Central Perk. Phoebe and Monica are on the couch drinking coffee. rachel is serving the tables.
Phoebe:i really need a job.
Monica:well they are hirering people at the restaurant I work at.
PHoebe:Really. I could be like La chef la buffay.
Monica:Or you could just apply.
(Rachel comes over.)
Rachel:I hate that guy.
Monica:what guy?
Rachel:see that guy leaving over there.
(Monica and Phoebe turn thier heads and see a guy exiting.
Monica:yeah.
Rachel:Wel he's a regular here. he only leaves a 25 cent tip.
Monica:No way. what a cheap ass.
Rachel:I know.
Phoebe:Anyway. i'm going to see if I can get that chef job.
Monica:Good luck.
Setting:Joey and Chandler's apartment. joey,Chandler and Ross are sitting on the couch.
Chandler:So Ross how are things going with you and Rachel.
Ross:It as well as a monkey.
Chandler:I wasn't asking about your thing.
Joey:enough with the third degree.
Chandler:Huh.
Ross:Whats wrong with you.
Joey:Well if I have to tell you. i think I love Phoebe.
(Chandler and Ross's eyes bulge.)
Joey:Whats with your eyes.
Chandler:are you serious.
Joey:Yeah.
Chandler:If it worked out. That means that would be two sets of Friends that have gotten together. which means I might end up with...
Ross:My sister.
Setting:Where Monica works. Phoebe is working there. She got the job.
Phoebe:Dudu du.
(Phoebe is making spagitti. She accidently drops pancake syrup in it.)
Phoebe:To late now. I guess they'll just have to get use to it.
(Monica enters.)
Monica:How's it going.
Phoebe:Pretty good. Try some spagetti.
(Monica has a spoon of spaggeti.)
Monica:Its different but good.
Phoebe:Really.
Monica:yeah. Whats different in it.
Phoebe:Pancake syrup.
Setting:Central Perk. Rachel is serving tables. That lousy tipper comes in. Rachel goes over.
Rachel;how may I help you.
Lousy tipper:Coffee black.
Rachel:Okay sure.
(rachel walks away.)
Rachel:(under her breath.) Oh it will be black alright.
Setting:Chandler amd Joey's apatment. where we left off.
Chandler:so when are you going to tell her.
Joey:Well i was thinking never.
Ross:Come on you got to tell her.
Chandler:Yeah you might actually be happy.
Joey:Fine. Then I'll tell her on christmas.
Setting:Where Monica works. Phoebe is cooking. Her boss comes in.
Boss:ah Ms.Buffay. we have recived complaints that the spagetti tastes syrupy.
Phoebe:Oh no.
Boss:Your Fired.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there.
Monica:Have you seen that lazy tipper anymore.
Rachel:No. But thats probaly because I added a little something extra in his coffe last time.
End.
Next Episode:The one with Merry Christmas.
The one where Joey's secret is revealed.
Setting:Central Perk. Phoebe is playing the guitar and the others are sitting and watching.
Phoebe:(Singing.) Its almost chrismas. And some people will kiss. Because Jesus was born today. Why wasn't he born on May.
(Ross hands Phoebe a dollar.)
Phoebe:Thanks.(Singing) and on christmas...
Ross:No I'm paying you to stop.
(Opening Credits.)
Setting:Central Perk. Phoebe and Monica are on the couch drinking coffee. rachel is serving the tables.
Phoebe:i really need a job.
Monica:well they are hirering people at the restaurant I work at.
PHoebe:Really. I could be like La chef la buffay.
Monica:Or you could just apply.
(Rachel comes over.)
Rachel:I hate that guy.
Monica:what guy?
Rachel:see that guy leaving over there.
(Monica and Phoebe turn thier heads and see a guy exiting.
Monica:yeah.
Rachel:Wel he's a regular here. he only leaves a 25 cent tip.
Monica:No way. what a cheap ass.
Rachel:I know.
Phoebe:Anyway. i'm going to see if I can get that chef job.
Monica:Good luck.
Setting:Joey and Chandler's apartment. joey,Chandler and Ross are sitting on the couch.
Chandler:So Ross how are things going with you and Rachel.
Ross:It as well as a monkey.
Chandler:I wasn't asking about your thing.
Joey:enough with the third degree.
Chandler:Huh.
Ross:Whats wrong with you.
Joey:Well if I have to tell you. i think I love Phoebe.
(Chandler and Ross's eyes bulge.)
Joey:Whats with your eyes.
Chandler:are you serious.
Joey:Yeah.
Chandler:If it worked out. That means that would be two sets of Friends that have gotten together. which means I might end up with...
Ross:My sister.
Setting:Where Monica works. Phoebe is working there. She got the job.
Phoebe:Dudu du.
(Phoebe is making spagitti. She accidently drops pancake syrup in it.)
Phoebe:To late now. I guess they'll just have to get use to it.
(Monica enters.)
Monica:How's it going.
Phoebe:Pretty good. Try some spagetti.
(Monica has a spoon of spaggeti.)
Monica:Its different but good.
Phoebe:Really.
Monica:yeah. Whats different in it.
Phoebe:Pancake syrup.
Setting:Central Perk. Rachel is serving tables. That lousy tipper comes in. Rachel goes over.
Rachel;how may I help you.
Lousy tipper:Coffee black.
Rachel:Okay sure.
(rachel walks away.)
Rachel:(under her breath.) Oh it will be black alright.
Setting:Chandler amd Joey's apatment. where we left off.
Chandler:so when are you going to tell her.
Joey:Well i was thinking never.
Ross:Come on you got to tell her.
Chandler:Yeah you might actually be happy.
Joey:Fine. Then I'll tell her on christmas.
Setting:Where Monica works. Phoebe is cooking. Her boss comes in.
Boss:ah Ms.Buffay. we have recived complaints that the spagetti tastes syrupy.
Phoebe:Oh no.
Boss:Your Fired.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there.
Monica:Have you seen that lazy tipper anymore.
Rachel:No. But thats probaly because I added a little something extra in his coffe last time.
End.
Next Episode:The one with Merry Christmas.