Friends
The One with a Merry Christmas.
Setting:Central Perk. Everyone is present. They are singing Christmas Carols.
Ross:We wish you..
Everyone:A Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Ross:Jingle Bells...
Chandler:No No No. Were done.
(Opening Credits.)
Setting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Chandler and Rachel are watching General Hospital. Well actually Rachel is watching General Hospital, Ross is just pretending to watch it because his girlfriend is watching it. Chandler is making coments.
Chandler:You know I never understood the concept of having hospital and bad things happen in it everyday. I mean a normal hospital never has Betrayal,Sex , Romance and a hell lot of deaths.
Ross:Well were just lucky its not Days of our lives.
Rachel:What was that Ross?
Ross:Nothing Honey.
Rachel:Thought so.
(Joey enters.)
Joey(Very excited.) Hey.
Everyone:Hey.
Joey:Well aren't you going to ask why I'm so happy.
Rachel:Why.
Joey;Well The time of the Day has signed on already for a second season. I got a huge raise.
Chandler:(Sarcastic.) As if you weren't making enough money already.
Joey:Yeah. But this great. I mean. It will be years before I can ever say the saying "I'm broke."
Chandler:And it will be ages before I can say "You owe me 789 dollars.
Joey:How do you figure.
Chandler:Well. Before when you were jobless I helped you out with the rent,food, coffee and do I have to go on.
Joey:Fine. I'll just give you the money tomorrow.
Rachel: So Joey. Have you asked Phoebe out yet.
Joey:(putting his hands on his hips and is angry.) Who told her.
Ross:I did.
Joey:I trusted you.
Ross:But..
Joey;(Itialian.) FaFanapoli(Which means F**K you.
Joey leaves and slams the door. Monica enters.
Monica:Whats with him.
Chandler:Nothing.
Monica:I hate my job.
Chandler:And that is because?
Monica:They said I have to work Christmas. Appearently our resturant is having a christmas day celebration. Its going to be one of the only restuarants open in new york at Christmas.
Ross:So quit.
Setting:A red wallpapered apartment. This apartment had a bathroom, kitchen ,bedroom and living room. Phoebe and a lady is there.
Lady;So you can move in the new year.
Phoebe;Really. Igot it.
Lady:Yes. You got it. So you can just sign a few of these papers.
PHoebe:Yeah.
Phoebe signs all the papers.
Setting: Monica's work. Monica is in her boss's office.
Boss;Well Hello Monica. Take a seat.
Monica;I'd rather not.
Boss: Okay. So why are you here.
Monica;I was wondering if I could please have Christmas off.
Boss:I'm sorry. But no.
Monica:(Thinking.) Now for Ross's plan. (speaking.) I quit.
Boss;What.
Monica:You heard me. I quit.
Boss:I'm not sure if I'm hearing right. Did you just quit.
Monica:( Now yelling.) Are you deaf end stupid. I said I quit.
Boss;Fine you don't need to yell
Setting: Monica and Rachel's. Rachel , Chandler and Ross are decorating the Christmas Tree. Joey enters.
Joey:(Staring at Ross) Oh.
Joey is about to leave.
Ross:Wait.
Joey:You give me one good reason why I should.
Ross:Because I'm your best friend.
Joey;Best friends don't tell off all his other friends secrets.
Ross;The only reason I told Rach is because I go out with her.
Joey:Fine. I will forgive you. (In a happyer tone.) But you have to let me put the star up.
Rachel:But I want to put the star up.
Chandler:(sarcastic.) So do I.
Joey:Fine. Rach. Rocks paper Scissors.
Rachel:Fine with me.
Rachel and Joey do Rock Paper Scissors. Rachel wins.
Rachel:Yes.
Joey:Aw man.
(Monica enters.)
Monica:(depressed.) Hey.
Chandler:(Sarcastic.)Well aren't we just in a jolly mood.
Rachel:Whats wrong.
Monica:I quit my job.
Everyone:ohh. Too bad.
Monica:I know. I really liked that job.
(Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe:Guess what.
Chandler:I'm guessing your looking for an answer more sopesticated than What.
Phoebe:Huh.
Joey:Don't mind him.
Phoebe:I just got a apartment. I move in the new year.
Monica:Good for you Pheebs.
Rachel:Yeah. godd for you.
Phoebe:Thanks. I just can't wait tell tomorrow.
Ross:I know. Its Christmas time agian already. But this is our first one with Rach.
Monica:It is too. Isn't it.
Phoebe:Yeah. Lets make it a good one.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:Christmas day. Monica and Rachel's. Everyone is opening presents.
Monica:Awesome. Who got me the dustbuster.
Phoebe:That would be me.
Monica:Your so great.
Phoebe:Thanks but I know.
End.
The One with a Merry Christmas.
Setting:Central Perk. Everyone is present. They are singing Christmas Carols.
Ross:We wish you..
Everyone:A Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Ross:Jingle Bells...
Chandler:No No No. Were done.
(Opening Credits.)
Setting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Chandler and Rachel are watching General Hospital. Well actually Rachel is watching General Hospital, Ross is just pretending to watch it because his girlfriend is watching it. Chandler is making coments.
Chandler:You know I never understood the concept of having hospital and bad things happen in it everyday. I mean a normal hospital never has Betrayal,Sex , Romance and a hell lot of deaths.
Ross:Well were just lucky its not Days of our lives.
Rachel:What was that Ross?
Ross:Nothing Honey.
Rachel:Thought so.
(Joey enters.)
Joey(Very excited.) Hey.
Everyone:Hey.
Joey:Well aren't you going to ask why I'm so happy.
Rachel:Why.
Joey;Well The time of the Day has signed on already for a second season. I got a huge raise.
Chandler:(Sarcastic.) As if you weren't making enough money already.
Joey:Yeah. But this great. I mean. It will be years before I can ever say the saying "I'm broke."
Chandler:And it will be ages before I can say "You owe me 789 dollars.
Joey:How do you figure.
Chandler:Well. Before when you were jobless I helped you out with the rent,food, coffee and do I have to go on.
Joey:Fine. I'll just give you the money tomorrow.
Rachel: So Joey. Have you asked Phoebe out yet.
Joey:(putting his hands on his hips and is angry.) Who told her.
Ross:I did.
Joey:I trusted you.
Ross:But..
Joey;(Itialian.) FaFanapoli(Which means F**K you.
Joey leaves and slams the door. Monica enters.
Monica:Whats with him.
Chandler:Nothing.
Monica:I hate my job.
Chandler:And that is because?
Monica:They said I have to work Christmas. Appearently our resturant is having a christmas day celebration. Its going to be one of the only restuarants open in new york at Christmas.
Ross:So quit.
Setting:A red wallpapered apartment. This apartment had a bathroom, kitchen ,bedroom and living room. Phoebe and a lady is there.
Lady;So you can move in the new year.
Phoebe;Really. Igot it.
Lady:Yes. You got it. So you can just sign a few of these papers.
PHoebe:Yeah.
Phoebe signs all the papers.
Setting: Monica's work. Monica is in her boss's office.
Boss;Well Hello Monica. Take a seat.
Monica;I'd rather not.
Boss: Okay. So why are you here.
Monica;I was wondering if I could please have Christmas off.
Boss:I'm sorry. But no.
Monica:(Thinking.) Now for Ross's plan. (speaking.) I quit.
Boss;What.
Monica:You heard me. I quit.
Boss:I'm not sure if I'm hearing right. Did you just quit.
Monica:( Now yelling.) Are you deaf end stupid. I said I quit.
Boss;Fine you don't need to yell
Setting: Monica and Rachel's. Rachel , Chandler and Ross are decorating the Christmas Tree. Joey enters.
Joey:(Staring at Ross) Oh.
Joey is about to leave.
Ross:Wait.
Joey:You give me one good reason why I should.
Ross:Because I'm your best friend.
Joey;Best friends don't tell off all his other friends secrets.
Ross;The only reason I told Rach is because I go out with her.
Joey:Fine. I will forgive you. (In a happyer tone.) But you have to let me put the star up.
Rachel:But I want to put the star up.
Chandler:(sarcastic.) So do I.
Joey:Fine. Rach. Rocks paper Scissors.
Rachel:Fine with me.
Rachel and Joey do Rock Paper Scissors. Rachel wins.
Rachel:Yes.
Joey:Aw man.
(Monica enters.)
Monica:(depressed.) Hey.
Chandler:(Sarcastic.)Well aren't we just in a jolly mood.
Rachel:Whats wrong.
Monica:I quit my job.
Everyone:ohh. Too bad.
Monica:I know. I really liked that job.
(Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe:Guess what.
Chandler:I'm guessing your looking for an answer more sopesticated than What.
Phoebe:Huh.
Joey:Don't mind him.
Phoebe:I just got a apartment. I move in the new year.
Monica:Good for you Pheebs.
Rachel:Yeah. godd for you.
Phoebe:Thanks. I just can't wait tell tomorrow.
Ross:I know. Its Christmas time agian already. But this is our first one with Rach.
Monica:It is too. Isn't it.
Phoebe:Yeah. Lets make it a good one.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:Christmas day. Monica and Rachel's. Everyone is opening presents.
Monica:Awesome. Who got me the dustbuster.
Phoebe:That would be me.
Monica:Your so great.
Phoebe:Thanks but I know.
End.
