Hello! I decided to post another songfic! This is Sk8er Boi, with the lyrics changed to make it a ZaGR. Sk8er Boi is now. Grene Boi! (Dies laughing at the utter stupidity of that name) Since I'm dead now, you can all come to my funeral, and I'll give you the lyrics for the song there! ^- ^

Grene Boi (shoot me for that name)

He was a boi

She was a Goth

Can I make it any more obvious?

He was from Irk

She played GameSlave

What more can I say?

He wanted her

She'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all other kids

Stuck up their nose

They has a problem with his crazy clothes

He was a Grene Boi

She said, "Off the scene, boi!"

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a scary face

But her head was lost in games

She needed to come back down to Earth

Five years from now

She sits at home

Playin' her GameSlave she's all alone

She turns on TV

Guess who she sees

Grene Boi ranting on ABC

She calls up her bro

He already knows

Says "We gotta stop him again, let's go!"

She tags along

Hides in a crowd

Sees Grene Boi shoot her bro down

He was a Grene Boi

She said "Off the scene, boi!"

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he's Lord of Humans

Mothman met his horrid fate

Does your scary face see what you've done?

He was a Grene Boi

She said "Off the scene, boi!"

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he's Lord of Humans

Mothman met his horrid fate

Does your scary face see what you've done?

Sorry, Goth, but you missed out

Tough luck, Earth's down for the count

If you'd only been his friend . . .

This is how the story ends

Too bad that you couldn't see

See the DOOM that boi could bring

There is more than meets the eye

I see the Invader inside

He's just a boi

And I'm just a Gir

Can I make it any more obvious?

We are best friends

Haven't you heard?

Together we brought doom to your world!

I'm with the Grene Boi

I said "Where ya been, boi?

We'll be best friends until the end

I'll be on Conventia

Watching the execution

Of some Goth you used to know."

I'm with the Grene Boi

I said "Where ya been, boi?

We'll be best friends until the end

I'll be on Conventia

Watching the execution

Of some Goth you used to know."

~*~

*Snort* Heehee. Somehow I don't think Zim and Gir could really be friends. But oh well! I didn't have to make up a fangirl for Zim to get together with. And, I didn't have to drag Tak in!

Boy, taking over the world? Zim sure deals with rejection hard. ^-^