Friends
The One with Gerry
Setting:Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Phoebe:I don't think I can move Mon.
Monica:What. But you said you found an apartment.
Phoebe:Yeah. But I'm flat broke. I need money.
Joey:Well honey..
Chandler:Joe. You do relize when you say that expression it changes meaning.
Joey:Any Lobster.
Phoebe:Oh Yeh. You've finally learned Phoebe Vocabulary.
Joey:Thanks. But we need a new actress on The Time of The day. You could try out.
Phoebe:Really.
Joey:Yeah.
Phoebe:I could be like an actress.
Joey:Yeah.
Phoebe:And get paid a 100000 dollars an episode.
Joey:I don't think there going to pay you more than they pay me.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel and Ross are there.
Monica:I better get going for my date tonight.
Rachel:Your going out on a date. Good for you. You haven't been on one forever.
Monica:Shut up. Its only been 4 months.
Monica leaves.
Ross:Oh my god. Thank God. She finnaly left. I really thought she'd never leave.
Rachel:Huh.
Ross:I want to ask you something.
Rachel:Shoot.
Ross:Will you move in with me?
Rachel:I will. I mean. I've never thought of this happening anytime soon. But I will.
Ross:Alright.
Setting:Chandler and Joey's apartment. All you can see is Chandlers face and he is talking.
Chandler:I can't believe I've been away from you all these years.(Singing.) You are so beautiful to me. Can't you see.
You can now see Chandler on the couch smoking.
Chandler:Ah. Its great Your back.
Joey and Phoebe enter.
Joey:Oh my god. Your smoking.
Phoebe:Not agian.
Chandler:What. So I'm smoking. Get over it.
Phoebe:But Your smoking agian. Remember how well you were not having one for a year.
Chandler:And this is my reward.
Joey:Anyway. You want to smoke. You smoke. But it sucks. Phoebe just went down to the station and she didn't get the part on The time of The day.
Phoebe:They said I didn't have the pointentional.
Joey:So I said she could live with us.
Chandler:What. Where would she sleep.
Joey:In my room. Where we could do a little...
Chandler:Please stop. What you , her and the bed do is no of my buisness.
Joey:Haha. So she can move in.
Chandler:Can you cook Pheebs.
Phoebe:Well I can make toast.
Chandler:Your in.
Setting:A restaurant. Monica and Gerry( her date.) are there eating.
Gerry:So are you having a good time.
Monica:Yeah. I am.
Gerry:Good. So. What did you say your brother's name was agian.
Monica:Ross.
Gerry:What. Ross the Boss Gellar from University.
Monica:I guess.
Gerry:Do you know Chandler "The best football player every " Bing.
Monica:I know a Chandler Bing. But I'm not sure if he's good at football.
Gerry:What about Kip Opete.
Monica:No. He's gone.
Gerry:Good. I hated him. He was a Jerk. So you think I could see Ross and Chandler sometime.
Monica:Sure. How about tomorrow.
Gerry:Sure.
Setting:Joey and Chandler's apartment. Everyone except Monica is there.
Ross:I can't believe you started smoking agian.
Chandler:Big deal. Smokings cool and you know it.
Phoebe:Guess what. I'm moving in with Joey.
Ross:This quick. You guys just started going out.
Phoebe:You and Rachel are moving in together.
Ross:Thats different. A week and 3 months are very different.
Phoebe:Uh-huh. So how are they different.
Ross:Well... There just different.
Phone rings. Joey answers it.
Joey:Hello.
Man:Is Joey Tribbianni there please.
Joey:Speaking.
Man:You have been nominated for a golden globe for the best actor in a comedy series.
Joey hangs up.
JoeY:I've just been nominated for best actor in a comedy series.
Everyone:Good for you Joe.
Setting:The next day. Monica's and Rachel's apartment. Monica is there. Gerry, Ross and Chandler enter.
Ross:We had a great time.
Chandler:He even got me too quit smoking.
Gerry:I love these guys.
Monica:Cool. I have a boyfriend that you guys like. So Gerry you want to go to a movie tonight.
Gerry:No. I'm hanging out with Chandler and Ross.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:3 days later. Monica's apartment. Monica is there. Gerry enters.
Monica:Hey Gerry. Are you busy tonight.
Gerry:Yep.
Monica:Thats it were breaking up.
Gerry:What.
Monica:In three days you've hung out with my brother and Chandler more than me.
End
The One with Gerry
Setting:Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Phoebe:I don't think I can move Mon.
Monica:What. But you said you found an apartment.
Phoebe:Yeah. But I'm flat broke. I need money.
Joey:Well honey..
Chandler:Joe. You do relize when you say that expression it changes meaning.
Joey:Any Lobster.
Phoebe:Oh Yeh. You've finally learned Phoebe Vocabulary.
Joey:Thanks. But we need a new actress on The Time of The day. You could try out.
Phoebe:Really.
Joey:Yeah.
Phoebe:I could be like an actress.
Joey:Yeah.
Phoebe:And get paid a 100000 dollars an episode.
Joey:I don't think there going to pay you more than they pay me.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel and Ross are there.
Monica:I better get going for my date tonight.
Rachel:Your going out on a date. Good for you. You haven't been on one forever.
Monica:Shut up. Its only been 4 months.
Monica leaves.
Ross:Oh my god. Thank God. She finnaly left. I really thought she'd never leave.
Rachel:Huh.
Ross:I want to ask you something.
Rachel:Shoot.
Ross:Will you move in with me?
Rachel:I will. I mean. I've never thought of this happening anytime soon. But I will.
Ross:Alright.
Setting:Chandler and Joey's apartment. All you can see is Chandlers face and he is talking.
Chandler:I can't believe I've been away from you all these years.(Singing.) You are so beautiful to me. Can't you see.
You can now see Chandler on the couch smoking.
Chandler:Ah. Its great Your back.
Joey and Phoebe enter.
Joey:Oh my god. Your smoking.
Phoebe:Not agian.
Chandler:What. So I'm smoking. Get over it.
Phoebe:But Your smoking agian. Remember how well you were not having one for a year.
Chandler:And this is my reward.
Joey:Anyway. You want to smoke. You smoke. But it sucks. Phoebe just went down to the station and she didn't get the part on The time of The day.
Phoebe:They said I didn't have the pointentional.
Joey:So I said she could live with us.
Chandler:What. Where would she sleep.
Joey:In my room. Where we could do a little...
Chandler:Please stop. What you , her and the bed do is no of my buisness.
Joey:Haha. So she can move in.
Chandler:Can you cook Pheebs.
Phoebe:Well I can make toast.
Chandler:Your in.
Setting:A restaurant. Monica and Gerry( her date.) are there eating.
Gerry:So are you having a good time.
Monica:Yeah. I am.
Gerry:Good. So. What did you say your brother's name was agian.
Monica:Ross.
Gerry:What. Ross the Boss Gellar from University.
Monica:I guess.
Gerry:Do you know Chandler "The best football player every " Bing.
Monica:I know a Chandler Bing. But I'm not sure if he's good at football.
Gerry:What about Kip Opete.
Monica:No. He's gone.
Gerry:Good. I hated him. He was a Jerk. So you think I could see Ross and Chandler sometime.
Monica:Sure. How about tomorrow.
Gerry:Sure.
Setting:Joey and Chandler's apartment. Everyone except Monica is there.
Ross:I can't believe you started smoking agian.
Chandler:Big deal. Smokings cool and you know it.
Phoebe:Guess what. I'm moving in with Joey.
Ross:This quick. You guys just started going out.
Phoebe:You and Rachel are moving in together.
Ross:Thats different. A week and 3 months are very different.
Phoebe:Uh-huh. So how are they different.
Ross:Well... There just different.
Phone rings. Joey answers it.
Joey:Hello.
Man:Is Joey Tribbianni there please.
Joey:Speaking.
Man:You have been nominated for a golden globe for the best actor in a comedy series.
Joey hangs up.
JoeY:I've just been nominated for best actor in a comedy series.
Everyone:Good for you Joe.
Setting:The next day. Monica's and Rachel's apartment. Monica is there. Gerry, Ross and Chandler enter.
Ross:We had a great time.
Chandler:He even got me too quit smoking.
Gerry:I love these guys.
Monica:Cool. I have a boyfriend that you guys like. So Gerry you want to go to a movie tonight.
Gerry:No. I'm hanging out with Chandler and Ross.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting:3 days later. Monica's apartment. Monica is there. Gerry enters.
Monica:Hey Gerry. Are you busy tonight.
Gerry:Yep.
Monica:Thats it were breaking up.
Gerry:What.
Monica:In three days you've hung out with my brother and Chandler more than me.
End