Friends
The one where there's reviews
Setting:Central Perk. Everyone is there except Monica. Phoebe is sing for Central Perk.
Phoebe:This is one that I made up about my hansome lobster.
Joey:Oh stop it Pheebs. Your making me blush.
Phoebe:Okay. Its called The one in my life.(Singing) So once you were my Friend. Now you are much more. Oh yeah. Your the one in my life.
Chandler:(Sarcastic) You know Pheebs. They might actually make a music video of that one day.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting:Monica's apartment. Monica is sitting on the couch eating ice cream out of the tub and watching T.V. Joey enters.
Joey:Hey Mon.
Monica:(Depressed) Hey.
Joey: Whats with you.
Monica:Whats with me. Whats with me! I have no job, no roomate , no boyfriend and a tub of ice cream and you ask whats with me!
Joey:Okay. Anyway. Do you have any newspaper or magazine.
Monica:Why. Since when do you read.
Joey:No. I'm reading all the reviews about me and the Golden Globes.
Monica:Okay. Theres one on the dinner table.
Joey:Thanks.
Setting:Central Perk. Phoebe is singing for everyone at Central Perk again. Rachel is waiting Tables.
Phoebe: (Singing.) The one in my life. Oh ya. The one in my life. He is cute. He has a ... boot.
A woman walks over to Phoebe.
Women: Hi.
Phoebe: Oh hi Lady. Who are you.
Women: I work for a music company. I couldn't help but hearing your wonderful singing.
Phoebe: Thanks. But I know. So what do you want?
Women: I work like to shoot a video of The one in my life.
Phoebe: Really.
Women: Yeah. You start tomorrow.
Over behind the counter. Rachel walks up to Gunther.
Rachel: Gunther.
Gunther: What.
Rachel: Could I have a raise. I mean..
Gunther: Yes.
Rachel: What. I had a whole speech planned.
Gunther: Its because your so ho.. I mean your so good at waitressing.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Setting: Chandler, Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Chandler is on the couch. Joey is at the counter reading a newspaper.
Joey: (Exicited.) Oh here I am. Joey Tribbiani nominated for best actor in a comedy series.
Chandler: And to you thats exciting reading that over and over again.
Joey: Well.. Ya.
Chandler: Just checking.
Joey: Don't you have a date soon.
Chandler: Yes I do. With Ms. Riley Drover.
Joey: Drover. What kind of name is Drover. It sounds like...
Chandler: I right of aware of what it sounds like Joey. But its the inside that counts.
Joey: And this is coming from Mr. Sarcastic.
Chandler: Well can't Mr. Sarcastic be nice to a girl.
Joey: I don't know.
Phoebe enters.
Phoebe: Guess what.
Chandler: I don't know. But I bet your going to tell us anyway.
Phoebe: You bet. A music company wants to make a music video of The one in my life.
Chandler: Oh my god.
Phoebe: I know. So in your face Chandler.
Joey: They really want to make a video of it.
Phoebe: Yeah I start tomorrow. You wanna come Joey.
Joey: You bet I do.
Setting: A restaurant. Chandler and Riley are there.
Chandler: (Thinking) Oh my god. She is so beautiful.
Riley: (Thinking.) He is so Hansome.
Chandler: So What are your hobbies.
Riley: Chatting on the internet , playing football , playing doom and watching Baywatch.
Chandler:Oh my god. There the things I like to do.
Riley: Really.
Chandler: Yeah.
Setting: The next day. Monica's apartment. Monica is on the couch with a few bags of chips around her and is eating a fudgestick and watching T.V. Ross enters.
Ross: Oh my god. What did you do with my sister.
Monica: Its me alright Ross.
Ross: Whats gottin in do you.
Monica: I'm depressed. Everything has gotten out of me more like it. I have no job , no roomate , a fudge stick and no boyfriend.
Ross: Well. The boyfriend part is kinda your fault. You broke up with the last guy cause you said he hung out with me and Chandler too much.
Monica: So what.
Setting: Recording studio. Phoebe is there singing. Just singing.
Phoebe: (Singing.) The one in my life. Oh yeah. Your the one one in my life.
Backround: (Singing.) The one in my life.
Phoebe: Oh my god what was that.
Joey: There your backup singings.
Phoebe: Well. I don't need backup.
Joey: No Pheebs there Okay.
Setting: The next day. Monica's apartment. Monica is up and about. Every thing is clean. In fact Monica is in her exercizing suit doing Push ups.
Monica: 34..35..36.
Everone enters. Monica gets up.
Ross: Oh wow. Your not depressed anymore.
Monica: Nope.
Joey: Hey has anyone heard the name of Chandler's new girlfriend.
Phoebe: I haven't.
Joey: Riley (Laughing.) Drover.
Ross: Joey. That joke is old.
Joey: Not to me it ain't.
Rachel: Ain't ain't a word and you ain't supose to use it.
Everyone looks a Rachel.
Rachel: What. I know Grammer.
Phoebe: Anyone want to see my music video.
Everyone: Sure.
Phoebe puts in the tape in Monica's VCR. On the screen Phoebe is on a Motorcycle . On the screen Phoebe singing.
Phoebe: (Singing.) Once we were Friends. Now we are much more.
Backround: (Singing) Much more,
Phoebe: His name may be Joey , Jim , or Rob. Who knows . Who cares. He's the one in my life . Not yours !
Back to them watching.
Phoebe: Hey I don't remember riding a motorcycle.
Chandler: Its called 3d animation Pheebs.
Phoebe: Whatever.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Chandler, Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Joey is looking in a magazine. Chandler is chatting on the web with Riley.
Joey: Here's another one. Joey Tribbiani new guy around. Now nominated for his hilirious comedy on The time of the day.
Chandler: Is this what you consider fun.
Joey:Yeah.
End.
The one where there's reviews
Setting:Central Perk. Everyone is there except Monica. Phoebe is sing for Central Perk.
Phoebe:This is one that I made up about my hansome lobster.
Joey:Oh stop it Pheebs. Your making me blush.
Phoebe:Okay. Its called The one in my life.(Singing) So once you were my Friend. Now you are much more. Oh yeah. Your the one in my life.
Chandler:(Sarcastic) You know Pheebs. They might actually make a music video of that one day.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting:Monica's apartment. Monica is sitting on the couch eating ice cream out of the tub and watching T.V. Joey enters.
Joey:Hey Mon.
Monica:(Depressed) Hey.
Joey: Whats with you.
Monica:Whats with me. Whats with me! I have no job, no roomate , no boyfriend and a tub of ice cream and you ask whats with me!
Joey:Okay. Anyway. Do you have any newspaper or magazine.
Monica:Why. Since when do you read.
Joey:No. I'm reading all the reviews about me and the Golden Globes.
Monica:Okay. Theres one on the dinner table.
Joey:Thanks.
Setting:Central Perk. Phoebe is singing for everyone at Central Perk again. Rachel is waiting Tables.
Phoebe: (Singing.) The one in my life. Oh ya. The one in my life. He is cute. He has a ... boot.
A woman walks over to Phoebe.
Women: Hi.
Phoebe: Oh hi Lady. Who are you.
Women: I work for a music company. I couldn't help but hearing your wonderful singing.
Phoebe: Thanks. But I know. So what do you want?
Women: I work like to shoot a video of The one in my life.
Phoebe: Really.
Women: Yeah. You start tomorrow.
Over behind the counter. Rachel walks up to Gunther.
Rachel: Gunther.
Gunther: What.
Rachel: Could I have a raise. I mean..
Gunther: Yes.
Rachel: What. I had a whole speech planned.
Gunther: Its because your so ho.. I mean your so good at waitressing.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Setting: Chandler, Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Chandler is on the couch. Joey is at the counter reading a newspaper.
Joey: (Exicited.) Oh here I am. Joey Tribbiani nominated for best actor in a comedy series.
Chandler: And to you thats exciting reading that over and over again.
Joey: Well.. Ya.
Chandler: Just checking.
Joey: Don't you have a date soon.
Chandler: Yes I do. With Ms. Riley Drover.
Joey: Drover. What kind of name is Drover. It sounds like...
Chandler: I right of aware of what it sounds like Joey. But its the inside that counts.
Joey: And this is coming from Mr. Sarcastic.
Chandler: Well can't Mr. Sarcastic be nice to a girl.
Joey: I don't know.
Phoebe enters.
Phoebe: Guess what.
Chandler: I don't know. But I bet your going to tell us anyway.
Phoebe: You bet. A music company wants to make a music video of The one in my life.
Chandler: Oh my god.
Phoebe: I know. So in your face Chandler.
Joey: They really want to make a video of it.
Phoebe: Yeah I start tomorrow. You wanna come Joey.
Joey: You bet I do.
Setting: A restaurant. Chandler and Riley are there.
Chandler: (Thinking) Oh my god. She is so beautiful.
Riley: (Thinking.) He is so Hansome.
Chandler: So What are your hobbies.
Riley: Chatting on the internet , playing football , playing doom and watching Baywatch.
Chandler:Oh my god. There the things I like to do.
Riley: Really.
Chandler: Yeah.
Setting: The next day. Monica's apartment. Monica is on the couch with a few bags of chips around her and is eating a fudgestick and watching T.V. Ross enters.
Ross: Oh my god. What did you do with my sister.
Monica: Its me alright Ross.
Ross: Whats gottin in do you.
Monica: I'm depressed. Everything has gotten out of me more like it. I have no job , no roomate , a fudge stick and no boyfriend.
Ross: Well. The boyfriend part is kinda your fault. You broke up with the last guy cause you said he hung out with me and Chandler too much.
Monica: So what.
Setting: Recording studio. Phoebe is there singing. Just singing.
Phoebe: (Singing.) The one in my life. Oh yeah. Your the one one in my life.
Backround: (Singing.) The one in my life.
Phoebe: Oh my god what was that.
Joey: There your backup singings.
Phoebe: Well. I don't need backup.
Joey: No Pheebs there Okay.
Setting: The next day. Monica's apartment. Monica is up and about. Every thing is clean. In fact Monica is in her exercizing suit doing Push ups.
Monica: 34..35..36.
Everone enters. Monica gets up.
Ross: Oh wow. Your not depressed anymore.
Monica: Nope.
Joey: Hey has anyone heard the name of Chandler's new girlfriend.
Phoebe: I haven't.
Joey: Riley (Laughing.) Drover.
Ross: Joey. That joke is old.
Joey: Not to me it ain't.
Rachel: Ain't ain't a word and you ain't supose to use it.
Everyone looks a Rachel.
Rachel: What. I know Grammer.
Phoebe: Anyone want to see my music video.
Everyone: Sure.
Phoebe puts in the tape in Monica's VCR. On the screen Phoebe is on a Motorcycle . On the screen Phoebe singing.
Phoebe: (Singing.) Once we were Friends. Now we are much more.
Backround: (Singing) Much more,
Phoebe: His name may be Joey , Jim , or Rob. Who knows . Who cares. He's the one in my life . Not yours !
Back to them watching.
Phoebe: Hey I don't remember riding a motorcycle.
Chandler: Its called 3d animation Pheebs.
Phoebe: Whatever.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Chandler, Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Joey is looking in a magazine. Chandler is chatting on the web with Riley.
Joey: Here's another one. Joey Tribbiani new guy around. Now nominated for his hilirious comedy on The time of the day.
Chandler: Is this what you consider fun.
Joey:Yeah.
End.