Friends
The one with the Golden Globes
Introduction: I know the Golden Globes take place in January but in this fic it takes place at the end of Febuary.
Setting: Joey, Phoebe and Chandler's apartment. Phoebe and Chandler are sitting on the couch. Joey comes out wearing a suit.
Joey: How do I look.
Phoebe: I don't know. I think I liked the 59th one better.
Joey Can't a guy make sure he looks good.
Chandler: No.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: Monica's apartment. Joey is there in his suit. Chandler is sitting on the couch not in a suit.
Joey: Chandler. Hurry up get dressed
Chandler looks at his watch.
Chandler: I do have another half an hour
Joey: (Yelling.) Get dressed Dammit.
Chandler: Don't have a cow.
Monica comes out wearing a red dress.
Joey: You look great.
Chandler: Hey thats my girlfriend Your talking to.
Monica: Can't he complament me.
Chandler: I guess so.
Joey: Man. Where's Ross and Rachel. The Golden Globes are going to start any second.
Joey picks up th phone and dials Ross and Rachel's number.
Ross: Yellow.
Joey: (Yelling.) Yellow. Don't you Yellow me. The Golden Globes are going to start in an hour
Ross: Fine. We won't come by Monica's. We will go straight to the Golden Globes.
Joey: You better.
Joey hangs up. Phoebe enters wearing a dark blue dress.
Joey: Wow your looking great.
Phoebe: Thanks but I know.
Joey: I love it when you say that.
Phoebe: I love it when you complament me.
Joey and Phoebe kiss.
Chandler: (Sarcastic.) My eyes.
Joey: I'm gonna go get a cab. When I get back up you better be.. well .. dressed.
Setting: Joey is going up the red carpet to go into the building. Everyone is around him.
Joey: Why is this carpet red anyway. Why not green or blue.
Rachel: You know Joey. I don't know either.
A reporter comes up to Joey.
Reporter: Hello Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: Hi all you fans out there.
Reporter: So which one of these beautiful ladies is your date.
Joey: This one right here (Joey puts his arm around Phoebe's shoulder.)
Phoebe: Hi my name is Phoebe. I'm 27 years old. I have a music.....
Reporter: Hey. Is that Brad Pitt.
Reporter walks away.
PHoebe: Well that just plain hurts mu feelings.
Setting: At one of the table everyone is there. Up on stage a man comes out.
Man: Alright. We will start by doing the best actress in a comedy series. The nominess are Roseanee Arnold for Roseanne. Lisa Kudrow for Friends.......
Phoebe: You know I've noticed a recembalance between my and Lisa Kudrow.
Joey: I don't see it.
Man: and Betty Joke for The time of the day. And the winner is Lisa Kudrow.
Phoebe:Yeh. The girl that looks like me won.
Man: Now for the best actors in a comedy series. John Goodman for Roseanne , Jerry Seinfeld for Seinfeld and Joey Tribbiani for The time of the day. And the winner is Joey Tribbiani.
Joey goes up on stage.
Joey: Well. First off. I would like to thank the writers for writing a wonderful show. And I would like to thank my friend ross, Chandler , Rachel, Monica and my wonderful girlfriend Phoebe. While I have the chance Phoebe come up here.
Phoebe comes up. Joey kneels down.
Crowd: (Sighing) Oh.
Joey: Phoebe Buffay will you marry me.
Phoebe: You betcha.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Phoebe and Joey are back in there seats. Some Guy name Jim Bob just won an award.
Jim:.. While I have the chance Sherry come on up here.
Jim neals down.
Joey: Oh look. He's copying me. What a Jerk.
The one with the Golden Globes
Introduction: I know the Golden Globes take place in January but in this fic it takes place at the end of Febuary.
Setting: Joey, Phoebe and Chandler's apartment. Phoebe and Chandler are sitting on the couch. Joey comes out wearing a suit.
Joey: How do I look.
Phoebe: I don't know. I think I liked the 59th one better.
Joey Can't a guy make sure he looks good.
Chandler: No.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: Monica's apartment. Joey is there in his suit. Chandler is sitting on the couch not in a suit.
Joey: Chandler. Hurry up get dressed
Chandler looks at his watch.
Chandler: I do have another half an hour
Joey: (Yelling.) Get dressed Dammit.
Chandler: Don't have a cow.
Monica comes out wearing a red dress.
Joey: You look great.
Chandler: Hey thats my girlfriend Your talking to.
Monica: Can't he complament me.
Chandler: I guess so.
Joey: Man. Where's Ross and Rachel. The Golden Globes are going to start any second.
Joey picks up th phone and dials Ross and Rachel's number.
Ross: Yellow.
Joey: (Yelling.) Yellow. Don't you Yellow me. The Golden Globes are going to start in an hour
Ross: Fine. We won't come by Monica's. We will go straight to the Golden Globes.
Joey: You better.
Joey hangs up. Phoebe enters wearing a dark blue dress.
Joey: Wow your looking great.
Phoebe: Thanks but I know.
Joey: I love it when you say that.
Phoebe: I love it when you complament me.
Joey and Phoebe kiss.
Chandler: (Sarcastic.) My eyes.
Joey: I'm gonna go get a cab. When I get back up you better be.. well .. dressed.
Setting: Joey is going up the red carpet to go into the building. Everyone is around him.
Joey: Why is this carpet red anyway. Why not green or blue.
Rachel: You know Joey. I don't know either.
A reporter comes up to Joey.
Reporter: Hello Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: Hi all you fans out there.
Reporter: So which one of these beautiful ladies is your date.
Joey: This one right here (Joey puts his arm around Phoebe's shoulder.)
Phoebe: Hi my name is Phoebe. I'm 27 years old. I have a music.....
Reporter: Hey. Is that Brad Pitt.
Reporter walks away.
PHoebe: Well that just plain hurts mu feelings.
Setting: At one of the table everyone is there. Up on stage a man comes out.
Man: Alright. We will start by doing the best actress in a comedy series. The nominess are Roseanee Arnold for Roseanne. Lisa Kudrow for Friends.......
Phoebe: You know I've noticed a recembalance between my and Lisa Kudrow.
Joey: I don't see it.
Man: and Betty Joke for The time of the day. And the winner is Lisa Kudrow.
Phoebe:Yeh. The girl that looks like me won.
Man: Now for the best actors in a comedy series. John Goodman for Roseanne , Jerry Seinfeld for Seinfeld and Joey Tribbiani for The time of the day. And the winner is Joey Tribbiani.
Joey goes up on stage.
Joey: Well. First off. I would like to thank the writers for writing a wonderful show. And I would like to thank my friend ross, Chandler , Rachel, Monica and my wonderful girlfriend Phoebe. While I have the chance Phoebe come up here.
Phoebe comes up. Joey kneels down.
Crowd: (Sighing) Oh.
Joey: Phoebe Buffay will you marry me.
Phoebe: You betcha.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Phoebe and Joey are back in there seats. Some Guy name Jim Bob just won an award.
Jim:.. While I have the chance Sherry come on up here.
Jim neals down.
Joey: Oh look. He's copying me. What a Jerk.