Friends
The one with the Religion.
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Rachel and Ross are kissing on the couch. Barry walks in.
Barry: I'm still in love with you Rachel.
Ross: We've got to start locking that door.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: Chandler , Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are at the table eating cookies and planning there wedding.
Phoebe: Why do they call them oreo's.
Joey: I don't know. Why do they call them fudgeo's.
Phoebe: Hmmm.
Joey: Hmmm.
Phoebe: Maybe there called Oreo's because There shaped like an O
Joey: And maybe there called Fudgeo's because they have Fudge in them.
Phoebe: Yeah Maybe.
Joey: So anyway. Back to the wedding. What church will we have it at.
Phoebe: The church of your religion.
Joey: I don't have a religion.
Phoebe: What do you mean You don't have a religion.
Joey: I don't have a religion.
Phoebe: You have to have a religion.
Joey: My mom told me I had no religion.
Phoebe: Well . She's a liar.
Joey: Are you calling my mom a liar.
Phoebe: Well what did I just say.
Joey: I guess I could make up a religion.
Phoebe: Yeah. You could. But would the goverment go for it.
Joey: Maybe. It could be like Joey Religion.
Phoebe: Yeah it could.
Ross enters.
Ross: (Depressed.) Hi.
Joey: When he says hi I feel lie I could kill myself.
Ross: (Depressed.) Why is life the way it is.
Phoebe: I like the game Life too.
Ross: Huh. Anyway. Barry came to our apartment this morning. He said he felt to much for Rachel and couldn't give her up.
Joey: So is Rachel with him again.
Ross: I don't know. They went out to talk.
Phoebe: Its okay. She won't leave you. She's your lobster.
Ross: And again. Where did you get that saying to.
Phoebe: A fortune cookie. But it still counts.
Joey: Anyway. I'm gonna go find out what Religion I am.
Settting: Central Perk. Everyone except Rachel and Joey are there.
Phoebe: Rachel's not back yet Ross. This must be killing you.
Ross: It is.
Monica: Why would you even worry. Rachel left this guy at the alter.
Ross: I know.
Chandler: Don't worry. Some people got worst more worries on there mind. Like what Religion am I. (Laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh shut up. So Joey doesn't know what Religion he is.
Monica: I thought of something last night.
Ross: Oh my god. You didn't think.
Monica: Shut up. Anyway. It wouldn't be a commitment but Chandler could move in with me. I mean your living with two other people.
Chandler: I could. But Phoebe might get mad if I take my labtop.
Phoebe: What. I love Sim City. You get to build a city with little tiny incy bitsy people. Then you can raise taxes and watch them ...
Monica: We get your point.
Phoebe: Its Fun.
Rachel enters.
Rachel: Hi.
Ross: Hi.
Phoebe: Oh enough with the hi's. What happened.
Rachel: Nothing. We went shopping. He bought me these wonderful shoes and then I told him I had a wonderful boyfriend and I couldn't go back to him. Though he did cry some lot after that.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Chandler is packing his stuff. Joey enters.
Joey: Can you believe.
Chandler: No.
Joey: My mom said I was Christian. She don't even know my name.
Chandler: Ah Joe.
Joey: What.
Chandler: Never mind.
End
The one with the Religion.
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Rachel and Ross are kissing on the couch. Barry walks in.
Barry: I'm still in love with you Rachel.
Ross: We've got to start locking that door.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: Chandler , Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are at the table eating cookies and planning there wedding.
Phoebe: Why do they call them oreo's.
Joey: I don't know. Why do they call them fudgeo's.
Phoebe: Hmmm.
Joey: Hmmm.
Phoebe: Maybe there called Oreo's because There shaped like an O
Joey: And maybe there called Fudgeo's because they have Fudge in them.
Phoebe: Yeah Maybe.
Joey: So anyway. Back to the wedding. What church will we have it at.
Phoebe: The church of your religion.
Joey: I don't have a religion.
Phoebe: What do you mean You don't have a religion.
Joey: I don't have a religion.
Phoebe: You have to have a religion.
Joey: My mom told me I had no religion.
Phoebe: Well . She's a liar.
Joey: Are you calling my mom a liar.
Phoebe: Well what did I just say.
Joey: I guess I could make up a religion.
Phoebe: Yeah. You could. But would the goverment go for it.
Joey: Maybe. It could be like Joey Religion.
Phoebe: Yeah it could.
Ross enters.
Ross: (Depressed.) Hi.
Joey: When he says hi I feel lie I could kill myself.
Ross: (Depressed.) Why is life the way it is.
Phoebe: I like the game Life too.
Ross: Huh. Anyway. Barry came to our apartment this morning. He said he felt to much for Rachel and couldn't give her up.
Joey: So is Rachel with him again.
Ross: I don't know. They went out to talk.
Phoebe: Its okay. She won't leave you. She's your lobster.
Ross: And again. Where did you get that saying to.
Phoebe: A fortune cookie. But it still counts.
Joey: Anyway. I'm gonna go find out what Religion I am.
Settting: Central Perk. Everyone except Rachel and Joey are there.
Phoebe: Rachel's not back yet Ross. This must be killing you.
Ross: It is.
Monica: Why would you even worry. Rachel left this guy at the alter.
Ross: I know.
Chandler: Don't worry. Some people got worst more worries on there mind. Like what Religion am I. (Laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh shut up. So Joey doesn't know what Religion he is.
Monica: I thought of something last night.
Ross: Oh my god. You didn't think.
Monica: Shut up. Anyway. It wouldn't be a commitment but Chandler could move in with me. I mean your living with two other people.
Chandler: I could. But Phoebe might get mad if I take my labtop.
Phoebe: What. I love Sim City. You get to build a city with little tiny incy bitsy people. Then you can raise taxes and watch them ...
Monica: We get your point.
Phoebe: Its Fun.
Rachel enters.
Rachel: Hi.
Ross: Hi.
Phoebe: Oh enough with the hi's. What happened.
Rachel: Nothing. We went shopping. He bought me these wonderful shoes and then I told him I had a wonderful boyfriend and I couldn't go back to him. Though he did cry some lot after that.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Chandler is packing his stuff. Joey enters.
Joey: Can you believe.
Chandler: No.
Joey: My mom said I was Christian. She don't even know my name.
Chandler: Ah Joe.
Joey: What.
Chandler: Never mind.
End