A/N: Hey everyone! This is Leah. I changed my name because the other one
was plain and boring. Plus, I really do like Daniel Radcliffe. *blushes*
Well, on with the story, right? Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: Teachers doing ballet? Draco singing to Barney? Hermione a party animal? Harry thinks he's pregnant? Ron thinks he's the father of Harry's baby? (lol) oh the horror! What has this world come to?
Mania at Hogwarts: Chapter One-Ballet, Barney, and Pregnancy?
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking down one of the corridors in Hogwarts. It just happened to be the corridor where Snape's classroom was, and it just so happened they were under the invisibility cloak. Anyways, they were walking down the corridor when they heard ballet music coming from Snape's classroom. They peeked in and Ron almost fainted. Inside, Snape was in a pink leotard, tutu, stockings, and little ballet slippers. He also had a little gold crown on his forehead. It was the hardest thing ever to stop from laughing. Snape was in the middle of doing a "pirouette" when Dumbledore walked in, wearing the same attire as Snape except his clothing was purple. Snape paid no attention as Dumbledore started dancing with him. "They're not half bad," Harry said. "Well, for old men anyways." "Snape's not that old," Hermione hissed. "Oh yeah, I forgot," Harry taunted. "You think the greaseman is hott." Ron snorted with laughter. The trio watched for hours. More and more teachers came. Tiny Professor Flitwick was there, in blue attire, along with Professor Moody, who was wearing green, (Moody was just visiting), Professor McGonagall, wearing red, Professor Trelawney, wearing yellow, (can you picture her in yellow) and to top it all off, Filch was there also, wearing hot pink attire. It was the most hilarious sight they had ever seen in their attire lives. "I wonder how often they do this?" Ron asked. "I bet this isn't the only crazy thing they do," Hermione added. "I'm getting tired of this, lets go see what the students in the school are doing," Harry said with a mischievous grin. They headed toward the Slytherin common room.
They reached the portrait of a man getting his head cut off, and Harry said the password. "All Mudbloods Dead," Harry muttered quietly. The portrait swung open and the three gasped in surprise. "For people so cruel and mean, they sure have a weird taste in decorating!" Hermione whispered. Inside the Slytherin Common Room were pink posters of bunny rabbits with bushy tails, the floors were a bright pink and so were the couches and chairs. The tables were even pink too. To put it simply, EVERYTHING was PINK! "Jeez, I thought Slytherins liked GREEN!" Ron whispered a little too loudly. The Slytherins that were in the common room were all wearing pink also! Hermione, Harry, and Ron tiptoed towards the 6th year boys dormitories. They climbed the stairs and reached the door. Harry opened it quietly. They could hear music playing then they saw Draco was on his bed holding a Barney doll. There were Barney posters all over the walls, Barney bed sheets and bedspreads, Barney slippers by every bed, Barney dolls on every bed, and Barney pillows. Draco was standing on top of his bed in Barney pajamas, singing the "I love you, you love me," song to his Barney doll. Ron passed out on the spot. "Why is Weasley on the floor in my dorm room?" Draco asked. "Oh well, Barney will make you feel all better, Ron," Draco said and walked over to him. He put the dolls so called lips to his and began making kissing sounds. "All better?" Draco questioned. "What? Where am I?" Ron dazedly asked. "You're in my dorm room, silly," Draco said sweetly. "MALFOY!" Ron asked. "Who'd you expect, Ron?" Draco soothed. "BYE!" Ron screamed. "Oh well, Barney," Draco cooed, "Just me and you again!" He then started kissing Barney and lay down and cuddled with his doll. "I love you, Barney," he said sleepily. "What would I ever do without you!" With that said, he rolled over and started snoring.
*Gryffindor Common Room* "Hermione, I and Harry have something to tell you," Ron said. "Sure, what about?" Hermione questioned. "Um.Harry and I are together," Ron began. "Of course you are, your best friends!" Hermione said. "No, Hermione, not like that I mean, together as a couple!" "What!" Hermione screamed. "Oh, my, gosh!" She screamed again. Then she passed out.
*One week later* Hermione was still out cold one week later. She still had a shocked expression on her face, even after she fainted. Her mouth was hanging wide open and her eyes were so big they looked like they would pop out of her head. Harry and Ron visited her daily. Finally, she woke up. "Hermione, finally!" Ron gasped. "What happened?" Hermione asked. "I remember being told something very shocking, and then I passed out!" "We know, Hermione," Harry said. "Do you remember why you passed out?" Hermione looked at the two. They were holding hands!! Then it all came back to her. Harry and Ron was a couple! "There is one other thing," Ron said, looking at Harry the entire time. "Harry's pregnant!"
A/N: Well, there's the end of Chapter One! Yay! There will be more, people! But only if you review! See that nice little button down there that says "Go," click it! Well, that's all for now!
~Leah~
Disclaimer: Teachers doing ballet? Draco singing to Barney? Hermione a party animal? Harry thinks he's pregnant? Ron thinks he's the father of Harry's baby? (lol) oh the horror! What has this world come to?
Mania at Hogwarts: Chapter One-Ballet, Barney, and Pregnancy?
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking down one of the corridors in Hogwarts. It just happened to be the corridor where Snape's classroom was, and it just so happened they were under the invisibility cloak. Anyways, they were walking down the corridor when they heard ballet music coming from Snape's classroom. They peeked in and Ron almost fainted. Inside, Snape was in a pink leotard, tutu, stockings, and little ballet slippers. He also had a little gold crown on his forehead. It was the hardest thing ever to stop from laughing. Snape was in the middle of doing a "pirouette" when Dumbledore walked in, wearing the same attire as Snape except his clothing was purple. Snape paid no attention as Dumbledore started dancing with him. "They're not half bad," Harry said. "Well, for old men anyways." "Snape's not that old," Hermione hissed. "Oh yeah, I forgot," Harry taunted. "You think the greaseman is hott." Ron snorted with laughter. The trio watched for hours. More and more teachers came. Tiny Professor Flitwick was there, in blue attire, along with Professor Moody, who was wearing green, (Moody was just visiting), Professor McGonagall, wearing red, Professor Trelawney, wearing yellow, (can you picture her in yellow) and to top it all off, Filch was there also, wearing hot pink attire. It was the most hilarious sight they had ever seen in their attire lives. "I wonder how often they do this?" Ron asked. "I bet this isn't the only crazy thing they do," Hermione added. "I'm getting tired of this, lets go see what the students in the school are doing," Harry said with a mischievous grin. They headed toward the Slytherin common room.
They reached the portrait of a man getting his head cut off, and Harry said the password. "All Mudbloods Dead," Harry muttered quietly. The portrait swung open and the three gasped in surprise. "For people so cruel and mean, they sure have a weird taste in decorating!" Hermione whispered. Inside the Slytherin Common Room were pink posters of bunny rabbits with bushy tails, the floors were a bright pink and so were the couches and chairs. The tables were even pink too. To put it simply, EVERYTHING was PINK! "Jeez, I thought Slytherins liked GREEN!" Ron whispered a little too loudly. The Slytherins that were in the common room were all wearing pink also! Hermione, Harry, and Ron tiptoed towards the 6th year boys dormitories. They climbed the stairs and reached the door. Harry opened it quietly. They could hear music playing then they saw Draco was on his bed holding a Barney doll. There were Barney posters all over the walls, Barney bed sheets and bedspreads, Barney slippers by every bed, Barney dolls on every bed, and Barney pillows. Draco was standing on top of his bed in Barney pajamas, singing the "I love you, you love me," song to his Barney doll. Ron passed out on the spot. "Why is Weasley on the floor in my dorm room?" Draco asked. "Oh well, Barney will make you feel all better, Ron," Draco said and walked over to him. He put the dolls so called lips to his and began making kissing sounds. "All better?" Draco questioned. "What? Where am I?" Ron dazedly asked. "You're in my dorm room, silly," Draco said sweetly. "MALFOY!" Ron asked. "Who'd you expect, Ron?" Draco soothed. "BYE!" Ron screamed. "Oh well, Barney," Draco cooed, "Just me and you again!" He then started kissing Barney and lay down and cuddled with his doll. "I love you, Barney," he said sleepily. "What would I ever do without you!" With that said, he rolled over and started snoring.
*Gryffindor Common Room* "Hermione, I and Harry have something to tell you," Ron said. "Sure, what about?" Hermione questioned. "Um.Harry and I are together," Ron began. "Of course you are, your best friends!" Hermione said. "No, Hermione, not like that I mean, together as a couple!" "What!" Hermione screamed. "Oh, my, gosh!" She screamed again. Then she passed out.
*One week later* Hermione was still out cold one week later. She still had a shocked expression on her face, even after she fainted. Her mouth was hanging wide open and her eyes were so big they looked like they would pop out of her head. Harry and Ron visited her daily. Finally, she woke up. "Hermione, finally!" Ron gasped. "What happened?" Hermione asked. "I remember being told something very shocking, and then I passed out!" "We know, Hermione," Harry said. "Do you remember why you passed out?" Hermione looked at the two. They were holding hands!! Then it all came back to her. Harry and Ron was a couple! "There is one other thing," Ron said, looking at Harry the entire time. "Harry's pregnant!"
A/N: Well, there's the end of Chapter One! Yay! There will be more, people! But only if you review! See that nice little button down there that says "Go," click it! Well, that's all for now!
~Leah~