Friends
The one with all the football.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is on the couch eating chips and Watching T. V Monica comes
Chandler: Well Hello Ms. Beautiful.
Monica: What do you think you doing.
Chandler: Huh.
Monica: Your getting chip crumbs all over the sofa.
Chandler: I love you too honey.
Joey and Phoebe enter.
Joey: Hey you guys. Me and Pheebs had an idea. Why don't we go outside and play baseball.
Chandler: It might have something to do with were over 20.
Phoebe: Come on you wimp. Baseball is for adults too. like the olb.
Chandler: You mean the MLB.
Phoebe: Whatever.
Monica: I think it would be fun. We could call Ross and Rachel.
Joey: Rachel .. play.. (Laughs) Baseball.
Monica: You can laugh all you want. But you won't be laughing when you find out she was on our university baseball team.
Chandler: But then again. That baseball team was made of all girls.
Monica: Whats your point. Cause you know. You can sleep on the sofa tonight.
Chandler: I'm just saying. Well. Boys are better at baseball than girls.
Monica: (Putting hands on hips.) Oh are they now. Your going down.
Phoebe: Yeah. Boys vs Girls.
Ross and Rachel enter.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: A abandoned Field. Everyone is there.
Rachel: So if I got this right. Were have a sexiest match.
Joey: You make it sound so cruel.
Ross: No No. She made it sound exactly how it is.
Chandler: Shut up Mr. I know everything.
Monica: Yeah. Ross. Its not a sexiest match. Its just a boys vs Girls. Where the Girls are going to win.
Rachel: What are we going to use as bases.
Phoebe: We could use my shoe.
Joey: There are four bases Pheebs.
Ross: How about some garbage.
Rachel: Thats exactly what I want to do Honey. Go looking through a Garbage can.
Monica: Then what are we going to do.
Chandler: Well. There's some boards over there. We could use those.
Phoebe: Okay. We'll use those. But who goes First.
Rachel: We should. As the saying goes " Ladies First."
Ross: Woo Woo Woo. Why should you guys go first.
Monica: Cause (putting on a puppy face.) Were only wimping Girls.
5 minutes later . The bases are put out. The boys are up first. Monica is on second base. The base is crooked and has dust all over it. Monica leans down and straightens it and wipes all the dust off. Rachel is pitching. Phoebe is on first. Ross is up.
Chandler: Play Ball. I've always wanted to say that.
Rachel gets ready. Ross and Rachel eye each other.
Rachel: Just cause we slept together. Expect no mercy.
Rachel pitches it. It is faster than 90 Miles Per Hour. Ross swings but by then the pitch is gone. Joey throws it to her.
Joey: Holy Crap. Where did you learn to throw like that.
Rachel: My mother.
After 4 innings the score is 17-2 for the girls. The girls are up and the boys are in the field. Ross is pitching. Rachel is up.
Ross: This is the end Greene.
Rachel: Your flys down Gellar.
Ross lends down and does up his zipper. Ross pitches and Rachel bashes it. It hits the fence. Chandler runs back to get it. Rachel is running for second now. Chandler is about to pick up the ball but trips in his shoelace. Rachel is rounding for home. Chandler regains his balance picks up the ball and throws it to Joey who is now by home plate. Rachel slides to home plate and Joey catchhs the ball. Rachel was safe.
( Closing Credits. )
A while later it is the bottom of the ninth. 23 - 23 Ross was pitching. Rachel was up again.
Ross: Your finished Greene.
Rachel: Your flys still down Gellar.
Ross leans down to do up the already done up zipper.
Rachel: Ha. I made you look.
Ross pitches the ball. Rachel wails it. It fly throw a house nearby's window.
Chandler: Game tied Huh.
Monica: Yep.
Phoebe: Run.
Joey: Yep.
Chandler, Monica, Phoebe and Joey run off.
Old Lady: Is that you rekect kids again.
End.
The one with all the football.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is on the couch eating chips and Watching T. V Monica comes
Chandler: Well Hello Ms. Beautiful.
Monica: What do you think you doing.
Chandler: Huh.
Monica: Your getting chip crumbs all over the sofa.
Chandler: I love you too honey.
Joey and Phoebe enter.
Joey: Hey you guys. Me and Pheebs had an idea. Why don't we go outside and play baseball.
Chandler: It might have something to do with were over 20.
Phoebe: Come on you wimp. Baseball is for adults too. like the olb.
Chandler: You mean the MLB.
Phoebe: Whatever.
Monica: I think it would be fun. We could call Ross and Rachel.
Joey: Rachel .. play.. (Laughs) Baseball.
Monica: You can laugh all you want. But you won't be laughing when you find out she was on our university baseball team.
Chandler: But then again. That baseball team was made of all girls.
Monica: Whats your point. Cause you know. You can sleep on the sofa tonight.
Chandler: I'm just saying. Well. Boys are better at baseball than girls.
Monica: (Putting hands on hips.) Oh are they now. Your going down.
Phoebe: Yeah. Boys vs Girls.
Ross and Rachel enter.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: A abandoned Field. Everyone is there.
Rachel: So if I got this right. Were have a sexiest match.
Joey: You make it sound so cruel.
Ross: No No. She made it sound exactly how it is.
Chandler: Shut up Mr. I know everything.
Monica: Yeah. Ross. Its not a sexiest match. Its just a boys vs Girls. Where the Girls are going to win.
Rachel: What are we going to use as bases.
Phoebe: We could use my shoe.
Joey: There are four bases Pheebs.
Ross: How about some garbage.
Rachel: Thats exactly what I want to do Honey. Go looking through a Garbage can.
Monica: Then what are we going to do.
Chandler: Well. There's some boards over there. We could use those.
Phoebe: Okay. We'll use those. But who goes First.
Rachel: We should. As the saying goes " Ladies First."
Ross: Woo Woo Woo. Why should you guys go first.
Monica: Cause (putting on a puppy face.) Were only wimping Girls.
5 minutes later . The bases are put out. The boys are up first. Monica is on second base. The base is crooked and has dust all over it. Monica leans down and straightens it and wipes all the dust off. Rachel is pitching. Phoebe is on first. Ross is up.
Chandler: Play Ball. I've always wanted to say that.
Rachel gets ready. Ross and Rachel eye each other.
Rachel: Just cause we slept together. Expect no mercy.
Rachel pitches it. It is faster than 90 Miles Per Hour. Ross swings but by then the pitch is gone. Joey throws it to her.
Joey: Holy Crap. Where did you learn to throw like that.
Rachel: My mother.
After 4 innings the score is 17-2 for the girls. The girls are up and the boys are in the field. Ross is pitching. Rachel is up.
Ross: This is the end Greene.
Rachel: Your flys down Gellar.
Ross lends down and does up his zipper. Ross pitches and Rachel bashes it. It hits the fence. Chandler runs back to get it. Rachel is running for second now. Chandler is about to pick up the ball but trips in his shoelace. Rachel is rounding for home. Chandler regains his balance picks up the ball and throws it to Joey who is now by home plate. Rachel slides to home plate and Joey catchhs the ball. Rachel was safe.
( Closing Credits. )
A while later it is the bottom of the ninth. 23 - 23 Ross was pitching. Rachel was up again.
Ross: Your finished Greene.
Rachel: Your flys still down Gellar.
Ross leans down to do up the already done up zipper.
Rachel: Ha. I made you look.
Ross pitches the ball. Rachel wails it. It fly throw a house nearby's window.
Chandler: Game tied Huh.
Monica: Yep.
Phoebe: Run.
Joey: Yep.
Chandler, Monica, Phoebe and Joey run off.
Old Lady: Is that you rekect kids again.
End.