Friends
The one with the beach.
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Phoebe: You know what.
Chandler: No but I bet in the next few seconds I'm gonna find out.
Phoebe: Uh huh. We haven't went to the beach in a while and I think we should.
Monica: Yeah. That would be nice we could spend the whole day there tomorrow.
Chandler: Thats the way I want to spend a Saturday.
Monica: Well if you don't go you'll be spending tonight on the couch.
RacheL: I think it would be a great idea.
Joey: It would be.
Ross: You know what I've never understood is why women can put men out on the sofa. But men can't put women on the sofa.
Rachel: Why were you ever planning on putting me on the sofa.
Ross: No I've never thought of doing it to you.
Joey: I've thought I was going to do it to my exgirlfriend Jellisa.
Phoebe: You would thought of putting a women on the couch.
Joey: Hey. Don't put all the blame on me. Monica started all this because she said she was going to put Chandler out on the couch all because he didn't want to go to the beach.
Ross: Nice save Joe. But get ready to feel the wrath of Monica.
Monica: Shut up Ross. Okay. So you will meet at my apartment tomorrow at 9:00 and we will spend the whole day there.
Rachel:Sounds Fine.
Chandler: Woo Woo Woo.
Monica: What.
Chandler: Since when is it just your apartment.
Monica: Sorry. We will all meet at me and Chandler's apartment.
Chandler: Thank you.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting. The next day at Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica got a little bag packed for the day.
Monica: Where are they. its 9:01. There late.
Chandler: Well Mon. Newsflash. Not everyone is a on time clean freak like you.
Monica: Thats it your sleeping on the couch tonight.
Chandler: You don't mean that.
Monica: Oh I mean it alright,
Chandler: No way. You don't mean it. You don't mean it.
Monica: You wanna bet.
Rachel and Ross enter. Ross got a blanket , towels and two big bags off stuff.
Monica: Oh my god. Where are you guys going.
Rachel: Well you said were going to the beach right.
Monica: Yes. For a day. Not a week.
Rachel: What. I only brought limited amount of stuff.
Monica: Yeah. Enough for 45 people.
Ross: Anyone want to help here.
Chandler: Sure Ross.
Chandler is about to walk over to Ross who is right next to the door but Joey and Phoebe opens the doors and Knock all the stuff out of Ross's arms.
Ross: Now look what you've done.
Joey: What all you got to do is lean down and pick it up.
Phoebe: I'm so exicited. Today is going to be so fun. How long does it take to get to the beach.
RacheL: About 45 minutes why.
Phoebe: Oh no. Not that long.
Monica: Why is that so long.
Phoebe:Well when I'm exicited time goes very slow for me.
Joey: Anyway Ross. Were using your new car right.
Ross:Yep.
Chandler: Yeah. He's bramd new Forrrrrrd.
Monica: Why do you always strech the R is ford.
Chandler: I like doing it. Forrrrd.
Joey: Hey that one was shorter.
Chandler: Hey. Your stupid.
Phoebe: Did you just call me boyfriend stupid.
Chandler: Well unless your deaf end stupid. Yes.
Phoebe: Why you little.
Monica: Break it up.
Setting: The car. Ross is driving. Rachel is in the passenger seat. Monica, Chandler, Pheobe and Joey are squezzed in the back.
Phoebe looks at the clock. It was nine thirty. Phoebe thought it would be forever until they got there. She switched to one position. Then to another position. Then she looked out into the very warm sky. She put a cloth on her head because it was so warm. She looked at the clock now. She thought they must be almost there. It said 9:31.
Phoebe: Ross. I think your clock's broken.
Ross: Why would you say that.
Phoebe: Well. You've been driving for like 40 minutes now.
Rachel; Pheebs. We just started a minute ago.
Phoebe: Oh see. What I told you. When I'm excited time goes slower. Like when I was going to go on my first date in Grade 6.
Monica: We've heard this story a million times. We don't want to hear it again.
Joey: I want to hear it again.
Ross: No Monica Your exagerating. We've only heard it 56 times literaly.
Chandler: Well I counted 57.
Monica: Oh yeah. That time when Ross wasn't there.
Phoebe: Fine then. I won't tell it.
Chandler: (Sarcastic.) Ah. Why not. I wan to hear it.
Phoebe: Alright. Well once when I was in Grade six.
Setting: At the beach. There getting out of the car and are opening the trunk.
Phoebe: Oh my god. That felt like a weeek. I thought we'd never get here.
Joey: I can't wait. We can go swimming.
Rachel: I know. i love swimming. You know I was my school champion in high school at swimming.
Chandler: So let me get this straight. In high school you were a swimming champion. In university you were a baseball champion. What was Monica. Did she jump of the diving board when the pool neede to be drained.
Monica: Two nights.
Chandler: Two nights what.
Monica: Your sleeping on the couch for two nights.
Chandler: You don't mean that.
Monica: Oh believe. I do. Whenever I say something. it goes. Why don't you ask Ross. I told him I was going to beat him up. And ask him what happened.
Ross: She beat me up. But that was when we were kids.
Joey: Haha. You got beat up by your younger sister.
Ross: I could take her now.
Monica: Oh you think. This means war.
Ross: Bring it on.
Chandler: Ross. Promise me something.
Ross: What.
Chandler: Never use that expresion again.
Setting: Chandler and Monica are in the water. Ross and Joey are in the water away from them. Phoebe and Rachel are lying on the beach. Over by Joey and Ross.
Ross: So your gonna help me get Monica.
JoeY: i can't believe you want two people going after your sister.
Ross: But she's got Chandler. Well lets go.
Ross swims over near Monica. He goes behind her. He jumps in to the air and falls back down into the water. The splash gets Monica and Chandler.
Monica: You dead.
Ross: What cha goin to do. Ross swims off. Monica swims after him. Joey goes over to Chandler.
Joey: Think she'll catch him.
Chandler: Oh yeah.
Over by Phoebe and Rachel.
Rachel: that was a nice tan before I go into the water.
Rachel goes into the water and hops back out.
Phoebe: Whats wrong.
Rachel: Co ... Cold.
Phoebe: Well duh. You got to get use to it.
Rachel: Since when When I used to go swimming inside it was already heated.
Phoebe: (Looking at Monica chase after Ross in the water.) It should already be heated with Monica's hot head.
Setting: After. Ross and Joey are in the water together again. Monica is swimming underwater and pulls on Ross's legs and pulls him under water. Then she gets up.
Monica: Now were even.
Ross: Oh no. Were not even close. I splashed you and you almost drowded me. Oh your dead.
Chandler comes over
Chandler: Why don't you just end it before things gets ugly.
Monica and Ross: No.
Chandler: Okay just sugesting.
Joey: Why do you too always agrue. Theres got to be a special place in heaven who went to high school with you guys.
Rachel swims out to them.
Rachel: It doesn't feel cold anymore.
Ross: (To Monica.) This isn't over.
The war goes on. They leave after awhile.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is sitting on the couch. All of a sudden a water ballon hits Ross's head. Ross goes over to the window and see's Monica at the balcony.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica goes back inside. Chandler is next to the bedroom doorway.
Chandler: Ready.
Monica: Ready for what.
Chandler: To go to bed.
Monica: I am.
Monica goes into the room. She comes back out and gives Chandler a blanket and a pillow.
Monica: I don't forget things easily.
End.
The one with the beach.
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Phoebe: You know what.
Chandler: No but I bet in the next few seconds I'm gonna find out.
Phoebe: Uh huh. We haven't went to the beach in a while and I think we should.
Monica: Yeah. That would be nice we could spend the whole day there tomorrow.
Chandler: Thats the way I want to spend a Saturday.
Monica: Well if you don't go you'll be spending tonight on the couch.
RacheL: I think it would be a great idea.
Joey: It would be.
Ross: You know what I've never understood is why women can put men out on the sofa. But men can't put women on the sofa.
Rachel: Why were you ever planning on putting me on the sofa.
Ross: No I've never thought of doing it to you.
Joey: I've thought I was going to do it to my exgirlfriend Jellisa.
Phoebe: You would thought of putting a women on the couch.
Joey: Hey. Don't put all the blame on me. Monica started all this because she said she was going to put Chandler out on the couch all because he didn't want to go to the beach.
Ross: Nice save Joe. But get ready to feel the wrath of Monica.
Monica: Shut up Ross. Okay. So you will meet at my apartment tomorrow at 9:00 and we will spend the whole day there.
Rachel:Sounds Fine.
Chandler: Woo Woo Woo.
Monica: What.
Chandler: Since when is it just your apartment.
Monica: Sorry. We will all meet at me and Chandler's apartment.
Chandler: Thank you.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting. The next day at Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica got a little bag packed for the day.
Monica: Where are they. its 9:01. There late.
Chandler: Well Mon. Newsflash. Not everyone is a on time clean freak like you.
Monica: Thats it your sleeping on the couch tonight.
Chandler: You don't mean that.
Monica: Oh I mean it alright,
Chandler: No way. You don't mean it. You don't mean it.
Monica: You wanna bet.
Rachel and Ross enter. Ross got a blanket , towels and two big bags off stuff.
Monica: Oh my god. Where are you guys going.
Rachel: Well you said were going to the beach right.
Monica: Yes. For a day. Not a week.
Rachel: What. I only brought limited amount of stuff.
Monica: Yeah. Enough for 45 people.
Ross: Anyone want to help here.
Chandler: Sure Ross.
Chandler is about to walk over to Ross who is right next to the door but Joey and Phoebe opens the doors and Knock all the stuff out of Ross's arms.
Ross: Now look what you've done.
Joey: What all you got to do is lean down and pick it up.
Phoebe: I'm so exicited. Today is going to be so fun. How long does it take to get to the beach.
RacheL: About 45 minutes why.
Phoebe: Oh no. Not that long.
Monica: Why is that so long.
Phoebe:Well when I'm exicited time goes very slow for me.
Joey: Anyway Ross. Were using your new car right.
Ross:Yep.
Chandler: Yeah. He's bramd new Forrrrrrd.
Monica: Why do you always strech the R is ford.
Chandler: I like doing it. Forrrrd.
Joey: Hey that one was shorter.
Chandler: Hey. Your stupid.
Phoebe: Did you just call me boyfriend stupid.
Chandler: Well unless your deaf end stupid. Yes.
Phoebe: Why you little.
Monica: Break it up.
Setting: The car. Ross is driving. Rachel is in the passenger seat. Monica, Chandler, Pheobe and Joey are squezzed in the back.
Phoebe looks at the clock. It was nine thirty. Phoebe thought it would be forever until they got there. She switched to one position. Then to another position. Then she looked out into the very warm sky. She put a cloth on her head because it was so warm. She looked at the clock now. She thought they must be almost there. It said 9:31.
Phoebe: Ross. I think your clock's broken.
Ross: Why would you say that.
Phoebe: Well. You've been driving for like 40 minutes now.
Rachel; Pheebs. We just started a minute ago.
Phoebe: Oh see. What I told you. When I'm excited time goes slower. Like when I was going to go on my first date in Grade 6.
Monica: We've heard this story a million times. We don't want to hear it again.
Joey: I want to hear it again.
Ross: No Monica Your exagerating. We've only heard it 56 times literaly.
Chandler: Well I counted 57.
Monica: Oh yeah. That time when Ross wasn't there.
Phoebe: Fine then. I won't tell it.
Chandler: (Sarcastic.) Ah. Why not. I wan to hear it.
Phoebe: Alright. Well once when I was in Grade six.
Setting: At the beach. There getting out of the car and are opening the trunk.
Phoebe: Oh my god. That felt like a weeek. I thought we'd never get here.
Joey: I can't wait. We can go swimming.
Rachel: I know. i love swimming. You know I was my school champion in high school at swimming.
Chandler: So let me get this straight. In high school you were a swimming champion. In university you were a baseball champion. What was Monica. Did she jump of the diving board when the pool neede to be drained.
Monica: Two nights.
Chandler: Two nights what.
Monica: Your sleeping on the couch for two nights.
Chandler: You don't mean that.
Monica: Oh believe. I do. Whenever I say something. it goes. Why don't you ask Ross. I told him I was going to beat him up. And ask him what happened.
Ross: She beat me up. But that was when we were kids.
Joey: Haha. You got beat up by your younger sister.
Ross: I could take her now.
Monica: Oh you think. This means war.
Ross: Bring it on.
Chandler: Ross. Promise me something.
Ross: What.
Chandler: Never use that expresion again.
Setting: Chandler and Monica are in the water. Ross and Joey are in the water away from them. Phoebe and Rachel are lying on the beach. Over by Joey and Ross.
Ross: So your gonna help me get Monica.
JoeY: i can't believe you want two people going after your sister.
Ross: But she's got Chandler. Well lets go.
Ross swims over near Monica. He goes behind her. He jumps in to the air and falls back down into the water. The splash gets Monica and Chandler.
Monica: You dead.
Ross: What cha goin to do. Ross swims off. Monica swims after him. Joey goes over to Chandler.
Joey: Think she'll catch him.
Chandler: Oh yeah.
Over by Phoebe and Rachel.
Rachel: that was a nice tan before I go into the water.
Rachel goes into the water and hops back out.
Phoebe: Whats wrong.
Rachel: Co ... Cold.
Phoebe: Well duh. You got to get use to it.
Rachel: Since when When I used to go swimming inside it was already heated.
Phoebe: (Looking at Monica chase after Ross in the water.) It should already be heated with Monica's hot head.
Setting: After. Ross and Joey are in the water together again. Monica is swimming underwater and pulls on Ross's legs and pulls him under water. Then she gets up.
Monica: Now were even.
Ross: Oh no. Were not even close. I splashed you and you almost drowded me. Oh your dead.
Chandler comes over
Chandler: Why don't you just end it before things gets ugly.
Monica and Ross: No.
Chandler: Okay just sugesting.
Joey: Why do you too always agrue. Theres got to be a special place in heaven who went to high school with you guys.
Rachel swims out to them.
Rachel: It doesn't feel cold anymore.
Ross: (To Monica.) This isn't over.
The war goes on. They leave after awhile.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is sitting on the couch. All of a sudden a water ballon hits Ross's head. Ross goes over to the window and see's Monica at the balcony.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica goes back inside. Chandler is next to the bedroom doorway.
Chandler: Ready.
Monica: Ready for what.
Chandler: To go to bed.
Monica: I am.
Monica goes into the room. She comes back out and gives Chandler a blanket and a pillow.
Monica: I don't forget things easily.
End.