A/N: Hey everyone! I'm wondering why I'm not getting very many reviews. Is
it only accepting reviews from members and no anonymous reviews? Could
someone email me at: leahbee777@yahoo.com and tell me. Anyways, thanks to
the one reviewer. Here is what he/she said.
Firebolt-2002: Snape? In a tutu? (Bad image, very bad image) Malfoy obsessed with Barney? And Harry and Ron are gay? And Harry is pregnant?! ~*~way too bad an image. Firebolt-2002 faints from shock~*~ ~*~wakes up. Firebolt-2002 Begins ROTFLOL~*~ this is hilarious. You have got to continue this.
Firebolt-2002: So Harry was never pregnant? That's a relief. And Ron's a Barney fan?! You like twisting stuff don't you? Please update ASAP.rnrnEm
A/N Cont.: Yeah, a lot of people have bad images of Snape in a tutu! I mean, who wouldn't? Yeah, and Harry and Ron, that would be creepy also. Malfoy and Barney, I thought that would be just hilarious, I couldn't resist! Nope, Harry was never pregnant! That is a relief isn't it?! Yes, I do love twisting stuff as you can see! Anyways, thanks again for reviewing! On with Chapter Three I go!
Mania at Hogwarts- Chapter 3: Hagrid and Oddness
After breakfast, the Gryffindors headed back to Gryffindor Tower to get ready for their first class of the day, Double Potions with Slytherin. Ten minutes later, the duo, (Ron was still not talking to them) headed down to the dirty, cold, dark dungeons. When they got there, Harry passed out cold. Hermione gasped a loud gasp and she could barely stable herself she was so shocked. The dungeons were no longer dark, dirty, or ugly. The classroom was pink and greatly resembled the Slytherin Common Room. (Remember, everything pink and fluffy bunnies and such) The ceiling was enchanted with rainbows and fluffy clouds and sunshine filled the room. Ballet music was playing. The same music they heard when the trio saw all the teachers doing ballet. In the corner of the classroom there was a big rack with at least thirty leotards, hose, tutus, etc. Snape was not in the classroom yet, which was a good thing because the students were scared of what they would see when he came out. They thought somebody did his classroom like this as a prank, but oh how wrong they were.
*20 minutes later*
Twenty minutes later, Snape emerged from the door behind his desk into the classroom. He had a big goofy smile on his face and was in a green leotard, tutu, etc. The Slytherins all fell out of their chair because they had fainted. They Gryffindors, other then Harry, Ron, and Hermione, were just staring, while the other three were just laughing. "Shut up you three or you will have detention tonight with me," Snape bellowed. "What are you going to do, Professor," Harry snorted. "Make us do ballet!" Snape cackled and then said, "Much worse, Potter. You will do ballet in front of the entire school!" "Oh no, not that, please Professor," Hermione begged. "If you say one more thing then you very well will be," Snape said. "Yes Professor, we will stop," Ron stammered. "Good," Snape said. "Now, let's begin class. Everyone go over to the corner and pick out an outfit." Everyone stumbled over to the rack and finally got an outfit. Harry was wearing a yellow outfit, Hermione a blue one, Ron a pink, Neville a purple, Seamus a red, Dean an orange, Lavender and Parvati both had white, and the Slytherins all had green. They were mad because they wanted purple to match their Barney dolls. "Now that you finally have your outfits on, we shall begin," Snape said. He turned on the music and said, "Try to follow along with what I am doing." He started out with easy moves which everyone could do, except Neville. Then he started doing harder moves. Only the Slytherins and Ron could follow along. "Wonder where Ron learned ballet," Harry whispered to Hermione. She started giggling uncontrollably. The Gryffindors just watched Snape and the Slytherins, (and Ron) do the moves of so called ballet. It looked more like they were swimming on land. Finally class was over and the Gryffindors split up. Some went to Arithmancy while the others headed to Divination. "I wonder what she has planned for us today," Neville said to Harry. "I have no idea," Harry said back. They climbed up the ladder into the tiny classroom. The room smelled particularly bad today. It wasn't as dark as it usually was but, the smell was enough to drive you mad. It was the most unusual class they ever had, but the funnest. She was very nice to everyone and didn't predict Harry's death at all. That was something since she did that at least 20 times every class. In Divination that day, they had a "tea party." Not the kind of tea party you are thinking of. They did of course drink "tea" and where funny hats with feathers in them and all, but the tea was a truth potion. "Are these teachers going mad," Seamus asked Dean. "I think so, I mean ballet in potions, a "tea party" in Divination. What's next, a rap contest in Transfiguration?" (a/n: hey, that's not a bad idea, sometimes I amaze myself, lol) "That would be fun," Seamus said. "Now class, drink your "tea" and question your friends. It's not a very strong truth potion, but it will work fine," Professor Trelawney said. "Um.Professor?" Neville asked. "Yes, Longbottom?" Trelawney said. "Why are we taking truth potions? We just had them in Potions." "Because it's for a grade," she said. "But, but," Neville stammered. "Don't argue with me! Just take the potion," she said angrily. "Whatever," Neville muttered under his breath. Harry and Hermione were questioning each other at the back table. "Harry, who do you like?" Hermione said. "Hermione Granger." "Good answer, now, are you jealous of anyone?" "I'm jealous of Snape, he stole my tutu." Hermione burst out laughing. "Okay, what do you want to do now?" "I want to kiss Hermione." "I think that can be arranged, Hermione said, and with that she kissed him on the lips. He immediately woke up and kissed her back. Professor Trelawney cleared her throat, but the two paid no attention. Ron snorted angrily at Harry while the rest of the class was laughing loudly. Finally Divination was over. The students all headed down to the Great Hall for lunch. "What do we have next," Harry asked Hermione. "Transfiguration and then Care of Magical Creatures," Hermione stated. "At least Transfiguration is with Ravenclaw and not Slytherin," Harry said. Ron was over at the Slytherin table again, and this time all the Slytherins had their Barney dolls with them. Finally lunch was over, and the Gryffindors made their way up the stairs to the Transfiguration Classroom.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Hey everyone! Review please and tell me what you think. Thanks bunches! ~Leah~
Firebolt-2002: Snape? In a tutu? (Bad image, very bad image) Malfoy obsessed with Barney? And Harry and Ron are gay? And Harry is pregnant?! ~*~way too bad an image. Firebolt-2002 faints from shock~*~ ~*~wakes up. Firebolt-2002 Begins ROTFLOL~*~ this is hilarious. You have got to continue this.
Firebolt-2002: So Harry was never pregnant? That's a relief. And Ron's a Barney fan?! You like twisting stuff don't you? Please update ASAP.rnrnEm
A/N Cont.: Yeah, a lot of people have bad images of Snape in a tutu! I mean, who wouldn't? Yeah, and Harry and Ron, that would be creepy also. Malfoy and Barney, I thought that would be just hilarious, I couldn't resist! Nope, Harry was never pregnant! That is a relief isn't it?! Yes, I do love twisting stuff as you can see! Anyways, thanks again for reviewing! On with Chapter Three I go!
Mania at Hogwarts- Chapter 3: Hagrid and Oddness
After breakfast, the Gryffindors headed back to Gryffindor Tower to get ready for their first class of the day, Double Potions with Slytherin. Ten minutes later, the duo, (Ron was still not talking to them) headed down to the dirty, cold, dark dungeons. When they got there, Harry passed out cold. Hermione gasped a loud gasp and she could barely stable herself she was so shocked. The dungeons were no longer dark, dirty, or ugly. The classroom was pink and greatly resembled the Slytherin Common Room. (Remember, everything pink and fluffy bunnies and such) The ceiling was enchanted with rainbows and fluffy clouds and sunshine filled the room. Ballet music was playing. The same music they heard when the trio saw all the teachers doing ballet. In the corner of the classroom there was a big rack with at least thirty leotards, hose, tutus, etc. Snape was not in the classroom yet, which was a good thing because the students were scared of what they would see when he came out. They thought somebody did his classroom like this as a prank, but oh how wrong they were.
*20 minutes later*
Twenty minutes later, Snape emerged from the door behind his desk into the classroom. He had a big goofy smile on his face and was in a green leotard, tutu, etc. The Slytherins all fell out of their chair because they had fainted. They Gryffindors, other then Harry, Ron, and Hermione, were just staring, while the other three were just laughing. "Shut up you three or you will have detention tonight with me," Snape bellowed. "What are you going to do, Professor," Harry snorted. "Make us do ballet!" Snape cackled and then said, "Much worse, Potter. You will do ballet in front of the entire school!" "Oh no, not that, please Professor," Hermione begged. "If you say one more thing then you very well will be," Snape said. "Yes Professor, we will stop," Ron stammered. "Good," Snape said. "Now, let's begin class. Everyone go over to the corner and pick out an outfit." Everyone stumbled over to the rack and finally got an outfit. Harry was wearing a yellow outfit, Hermione a blue one, Ron a pink, Neville a purple, Seamus a red, Dean an orange, Lavender and Parvati both had white, and the Slytherins all had green. They were mad because they wanted purple to match their Barney dolls. "Now that you finally have your outfits on, we shall begin," Snape said. He turned on the music and said, "Try to follow along with what I am doing." He started out with easy moves which everyone could do, except Neville. Then he started doing harder moves. Only the Slytherins and Ron could follow along. "Wonder where Ron learned ballet," Harry whispered to Hermione. She started giggling uncontrollably. The Gryffindors just watched Snape and the Slytherins, (and Ron) do the moves of so called ballet. It looked more like they were swimming on land. Finally class was over and the Gryffindors split up. Some went to Arithmancy while the others headed to Divination. "I wonder what she has planned for us today," Neville said to Harry. "I have no idea," Harry said back. They climbed up the ladder into the tiny classroom. The room smelled particularly bad today. It wasn't as dark as it usually was but, the smell was enough to drive you mad. It was the most unusual class they ever had, but the funnest. She was very nice to everyone and didn't predict Harry's death at all. That was something since she did that at least 20 times every class. In Divination that day, they had a "tea party." Not the kind of tea party you are thinking of. They did of course drink "tea" and where funny hats with feathers in them and all, but the tea was a truth potion. "Are these teachers going mad," Seamus asked Dean. "I think so, I mean ballet in potions, a "tea party" in Divination. What's next, a rap contest in Transfiguration?" (a/n: hey, that's not a bad idea, sometimes I amaze myself, lol) "That would be fun," Seamus said. "Now class, drink your "tea" and question your friends. It's not a very strong truth potion, but it will work fine," Professor Trelawney said. "Um.Professor?" Neville asked. "Yes, Longbottom?" Trelawney said. "Why are we taking truth potions? We just had them in Potions." "Because it's for a grade," she said. "But, but," Neville stammered. "Don't argue with me! Just take the potion," she said angrily. "Whatever," Neville muttered under his breath. Harry and Hermione were questioning each other at the back table. "Harry, who do you like?" Hermione said. "Hermione Granger." "Good answer, now, are you jealous of anyone?" "I'm jealous of Snape, he stole my tutu." Hermione burst out laughing. "Okay, what do you want to do now?" "I want to kiss Hermione." "I think that can be arranged, Hermione said, and with that she kissed him on the lips. He immediately woke up and kissed her back. Professor Trelawney cleared her throat, but the two paid no attention. Ron snorted angrily at Harry while the rest of the class was laughing loudly. Finally Divination was over. The students all headed down to the Great Hall for lunch. "What do we have next," Harry asked Hermione. "Transfiguration and then Care of Magical Creatures," Hermione stated. "At least Transfiguration is with Ravenclaw and not Slytherin," Harry said. Ron was over at the Slytherin table again, and this time all the Slytherins had their Barney dolls with them. Finally lunch was over, and the Gryffindors made their way up the stairs to the Transfiguration Classroom.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Hey everyone! Review please and tell me what you think. Thanks bunches! ~Leah~