Friends
The one with a dinner.
Introduction: I forgot to mention in my last few fics that Ross and Rachel live in the apartment they live in now in the real show. Sorry for any confusing.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are are on the couch.
Phoebe: (Staring at the air hockey table.) How come you've never asked me to play that air hockey thing.
Joey: Well I figured you didn't know how to play.
Phoebe: Why. Because I'm a girl. Is that it. Huh. Are you a sexiest.
Joey: Okay. Do you know how to play.
Phoebe: No. But you could teach me.
Joey: Fine I'll teach you.
Phoebe:Now.
Joey: No. After I take a nap.
Phoebe: Why do you need to take a nap.
Joey: Teaching you how to play air hockey. I'll need all the energy I can get.
Phoebe: Whatever.
( Opening Theme. )
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are eating breakfest in there Robes.
Ross: Are you doing anything tonight.
Rachel: No why.
Ross: My mom and dad want to have us over for dinner tonight.
Rachel: I don't know. I mean Jack and Judy liked me alot when I was just friends with your sister. But are your parents okay with us going out.
Ross: Yeah. Why wouldn't they be.
Rachel: I don't know. Okay. I'll go to dinner tonight.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Joey is on one side of the air hockey table and Phoebe is on the other. They are playing it.
Phoebe: This so easy. Why did you think it would be so hard for me.
Joey: I don't know.
Joey knocks the puck in.
Joey: Point for me.
Phoebe: You cheated.
Joey: How did I cheat.
Phoebe: You.. You .... You. I don't know. But I'm gonna kick your ass.
Joey: Oh great.
Phoebe knocks the puck in.
Joey: Not bad Pheebs. Now I can actually start playing.
Joey gets it in 6 times. Then Phoebe gets it in once.
Phoebe: Yeh. I got another point. I'm winner.
Joey: Your not winning. Its 7-2.
Phoebe: But I got a point.
Monica and Chandler enter.
Chandler: Air hockey. For those of you who liked hockey.
Joey: Chandler. Promise me something.
Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: Never go into advertising.
Monica: What are you guys up to.
Joey: I just taught Phoebe how to play air hockey.
Monica: Let me have a try.
Monica takes Phoebe's place. Monica shoots the puck in right away.
Monica: (Pointing a finger at Joey.) You suck.
Joey looks at Chandler.
Chandler: Let me take a shot.
Chandler takes Joey's spot. Monica gets a shot at him.
Monica: I thought Joey sucked. I guess its I rock.
Setting: Judy and Jack Gellar's house. Ross and Rachel enter. Judy comes over and hugs Ross and then hugs Rachel.
Judy: Come sit down.
Jack: Yes please sit.
Rachel and Ross sit on the couch. Jack and Judy sit on the oppisite couch.
Judy: So Rachel. How have you been.
Rachel: I've been good. Especially sense me and Ross got together.
Jack: I hope you like lobster Rachel.
Rachel looks at Ross.
Ross: Mom. Rachel is allergic to Lobster.
Judy: Oh well thats too bad. I'll order a pizza instead.
Rachel: No mushrooms. I'm allergic to those too.
Judy leans down to Ross's ear.
Judy: (Whisper.) She allergic to too much.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Monica , Chandler , Joey and Phoebe are standing around the air hockey table.
Monica: I've whopped you all. I rock.
Chandler: Fine less have a two on to game.
Joey: Okay.
Chandler: I'm on Mon's team.
Phoebe: What so you can we. I'm on Mon's team.
Joey: Why. I should be on Monica's team.
Monica: I'm not a candy bar.
Joey: But I want to be on your team.
Phoebe: No I do.
Chandler: No I should. I sleep with her.
Monica: Fine. Three on one. I'll beat you all.
Chandler: Fine. But since you wouldn't let me on your team. You going down.
Chandler , Joey and Phoebe get on one side. Monica gets on the other. 5 minutes later the score is 6-1 for Monica.
Monica: Hey Chandler. When am I going down.
Chandler: Shut up. Your sleeping on the couch tonight.
Monica: Your kicking me to the couch.
Chandler: Yeah.
Monica: No mister. Your the one sleeping on the couch tonight.
Chandler: For what. All I did was lose.
Setting: The Gellar's. Ross , Judy, Jack and Rachel are sitting at the table eating pizza.
Judy: So how is Monica doing.
Ross: Great.
Rachel: Especially since she started Going out with Chandler.
Ross stares at Rachel.
Jack: Monica has a boyfriend.
Judy: And its Chandler Bing! Why didn't she tell us.
Ross: Because you hate Chandler.
Jack: We don't hate him. He is just too sarcastic.
Judy: And too smart for his own good.
Ross: Well Monica loves him and there's nothing you guys can do about that.
Judy: She loves him. You just said they were going out. What happened to Chandler's girlfriend Riley.
Rachel: Thats a long story and we wouldn't want to bore you with the details.
Jack: We've got all the time in the world.
Ross: remember when we went to Florida.
Judy: Yes. But Chandler was with Riley then.
Ross: Anyway Chandler keeped complaining about missing Riley so much so Monica kissed him.
Judy: You mean she started the realationship. I didn't think she'd sink so low. But anyway continue.
Rachel: Well the next day Riley came to Florida and Kissed Chandler and Monica entered the room.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Chandler , Phoebe and Joey are beat out on the couch. Monica is standing up with all the energy in the world.
Monica: Come on. Play another game.
Joey: You beat us 7 times what more do you want.
Monica: To win again.
Chandler: Monica I'm so worn out. Just.. ah forget.
Phoebe:Monica we just don't want to play anymore.
Monica: PLAY!
Joey: Thats it.
Joey gets up picks up Monica and puts her in the hallway. Then he closes the door.
Chandler: Thanks Joe.
Joey: Oh no. Your going to. Phoebe get one end.
Phoebe grabs Chandler's legs and Joey grabs his head. They throw him out in the hallway.
( Closing Credits. )
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is in there usaul seats.
Ross: So Joey . When are you guys getting married.
Joey: In June.
Chandler: Why not July.
Joey: Because. Now We want it to be early.
End
The one with a dinner.
Introduction: I forgot to mention in my last few fics that Ross and Rachel live in the apartment they live in now in the real show. Sorry for any confusing.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are are on the couch.
Phoebe: (Staring at the air hockey table.) How come you've never asked me to play that air hockey thing.
Joey: Well I figured you didn't know how to play.
Phoebe: Why. Because I'm a girl. Is that it. Huh. Are you a sexiest.
Joey: Okay. Do you know how to play.
Phoebe: No. But you could teach me.
Joey: Fine I'll teach you.
Phoebe:Now.
Joey: No. After I take a nap.
Phoebe: Why do you need to take a nap.
Joey: Teaching you how to play air hockey. I'll need all the energy I can get.
Phoebe: Whatever.
( Opening Theme. )
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are eating breakfest in there Robes.
Ross: Are you doing anything tonight.
Rachel: No why.
Ross: My mom and dad want to have us over for dinner tonight.
Rachel: I don't know. I mean Jack and Judy liked me alot when I was just friends with your sister. But are your parents okay with us going out.
Ross: Yeah. Why wouldn't they be.
Rachel: I don't know. Okay. I'll go to dinner tonight.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Joey is on one side of the air hockey table and Phoebe is on the other. They are playing it.
Phoebe: This so easy. Why did you think it would be so hard for me.
Joey: I don't know.
Joey knocks the puck in.
Joey: Point for me.
Phoebe: You cheated.
Joey: How did I cheat.
Phoebe: You.. You .... You. I don't know. But I'm gonna kick your ass.
Joey: Oh great.
Phoebe knocks the puck in.
Joey: Not bad Pheebs. Now I can actually start playing.
Joey gets it in 6 times. Then Phoebe gets it in once.
Phoebe: Yeh. I got another point. I'm winner.
Joey: Your not winning. Its 7-2.
Phoebe: But I got a point.
Monica and Chandler enter.
Chandler: Air hockey. For those of you who liked hockey.
Joey: Chandler. Promise me something.
Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: Never go into advertising.
Monica: What are you guys up to.
Joey: I just taught Phoebe how to play air hockey.
Monica: Let me have a try.
Monica takes Phoebe's place. Monica shoots the puck in right away.
Monica: (Pointing a finger at Joey.) You suck.
Joey looks at Chandler.
Chandler: Let me take a shot.
Chandler takes Joey's spot. Monica gets a shot at him.
Monica: I thought Joey sucked. I guess its I rock.
Setting: Judy and Jack Gellar's house. Ross and Rachel enter. Judy comes over and hugs Ross and then hugs Rachel.
Judy: Come sit down.
Jack: Yes please sit.
Rachel and Ross sit on the couch. Jack and Judy sit on the oppisite couch.
Judy: So Rachel. How have you been.
Rachel: I've been good. Especially sense me and Ross got together.
Jack: I hope you like lobster Rachel.
Rachel looks at Ross.
Ross: Mom. Rachel is allergic to Lobster.
Judy: Oh well thats too bad. I'll order a pizza instead.
Rachel: No mushrooms. I'm allergic to those too.
Judy leans down to Ross's ear.
Judy: (Whisper.) She allergic to too much.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Monica , Chandler , Joey and Phoebe are standing around the air hockey table.
Monica: I've whopped you all. I rock.
Chandler: Fine less have a two on to game.
Joey: Okay.
Chandler: I'm on Mon's team.
Phoebe: What so you can we. I'm on Mon's team.
Joey: Why. I should be on Monica's team.
Monica: I'm not a candy bar.
Joey: But I want to be on your team.
Phoebe: No I do.
Chandler: No I should. I sleep with her.
Monica: Fine. Three on one. I'll beat you all.
Chandler: Fine. But since you wouldn't let me on your team. You going down.
Chandler , Joey and Phoebe get on one side. Monica gets on the other. 5 minutes later the score is 6-1 for Monica.
Monica: Hey Chandler. When am I going down.
Chandler: Shut up. Your sleeping on the couch tonight.
Monica: Your kicking me to the couch.
Chandler: Yeah.
Monica: No mister. Your the one sleeping on the couch tonight.
Chandler: For what. All I did was lose.
Setting: The Gellar's. Ross , Judy, Jack and Rachel are sitting at the table eating pizza.
Judy: So how is Monica doing.
Ross: Great.
Rachel: Especially since she started Going out with Chandler.
Ross stares at Rachel.
Jack: Monica has a boyfriend.
Judy: And its Chandler Bing! Why didn't she tell us.
Ross: Because you hate Chandler.
Jack: We don't hate him. He is just too sarcastic.
Judy: And too smart for his own good.
Ross: Well Monica loves him and there's nothing you guys can do about that.
Judy: She loves him. You just said they were going out. What happened to Chandler's girlfriend Riley.
Rachel: Thats a long story and we wouldn't want to bore you with the details.
Jack: We've got all the time in the world.
Ross: remember when we went to Florida.
Judy: Yes. But Chandler was with Riley then.
Ross: Anyway Chandler keeped complaining about missing Riley so much so Monica kissed him.
Judy: You mean she started the realationship. I didn't think she'd sink so low. But anyway continue.
Rachel: Well the next day Riley came to Florida and Kissed Chandler and Monica entered the room.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Chandler , Phoebe and Joey are beat out on the couch. Monica is standing up with all the energy in the world.
Monica: Come on. Play another game.
Joey: You beat us 7 times what more do you want.
Monica: To win again.
Chandler: Monica I'm so worn out. Just.. ah forget.
Phoebe:Monica we just don't want to play anymore.
Monica: PLAY!
Joey: Thats it.
Joey gets up picks up Monica and puts her in the hallway. Then he closes the door.
Chandler: Thanks Joe.
Joey: Oh no. Your going to. Phoebe get one end.
Phoebe grabs Chandler's legs and Joey grabs his head. They throw him out in the hallway.
( Closing Credits. )
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is in there usaul seats.
Ross: So Joey . When are you guys getting married.
Joey: In June.
Chandler: Why not July.
Joey: Because. Now We want it to be early.
End