Disclaimer: I am sorry to say I own nothing in this story except the names
of the Ravenclaws and I'm not even sure if those are mine. I'm sorry if I
took anybody's ideas for names.
A/N: hey everyone! Um.again I only had one reviewer! *sniff* why aren't you people reviewing? It makes me mad. I only get one or two reviewers at the most. I would like you to tell me if it only accepts signed reviews please. Someone tell me! Here's the review I got.
Starlight Princess: lol.*dies laughing*
Short huh? Oh well!
Um.Anyways, here's chapter 4! ~Leah~
Mania at Hogwarts: Chapter 4 - McGonagall and Rap?
Five minutes later, the Ravenclaw and Gryffindor students were seated in their seats (sorry, I couldn't resist) and waiting for Professor McGonagall to begin class. Again, the classroom filled with gasps as the Professor made her way into the room. She was wearing black cargos and a gray tank- top with a gold chain necklace around her neck. She was wearing a toboggan with her hair pulled up into a ponytail and she had black sunglasses on. "Hey, my prediction was right," Seamus said to Dean. "Maybe we are having a rap contest." Dean snorted with laughter as McGonagall gave them a "you better shut up or I'll give you a detention" look. She made her way up to the front of the class as giggles erupted from all over.
"Class, settle down!" McGonagall yelled. "Today, we will be doing something a little different." "A little!" muttered a 6th year Ravenclaw boy. "Parker!" shouted the Professor. "One more word from you and I will see to it you have detention with Filch tonight." That settled everyone down. "Now, let's begin. Today we will be having a rap contest." "Told you," Seamus said to Dean. They both burst out laughing. "That's it you two! I warned you! Detention for you both, tonight. Meet me here at 8:00 sharp or I will make that a double detention!" McGonagall yelled. The boys gulped. "Yes, Professor," they muttered. "Anyways, it will be Ravenclaw vs. Gryffindor. The judges will be here in just a few minutes." "Judges?" Harry asked. "Yes, Potter, judges. J-U-D-G-E-S." "But why do we need judges?" Harry asked again. "That's not important, Potter," the Professor muttered.
Ten minutes later, the judges walked in. They consisted of Professor Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, Professor Snape, and Professor Trelawney. "Why Professor Trelawney?" Hermione asked but nobody noticed. Every student was handed a gangsta outfit to wear. Fifteen minutes later, everyone was dressed and ready to go. "Ravenclaw will go first," Dumbledore said. "Would you please come up front." The 6th year Ravenclaws made their way up to the front. First up, Ryan Parker and Katie Johnson. They started singing, "Dilemma" by Nelly and Kelly.
After their song was done, everyone clapped. "Very good," Professor Dumbledore said. "Now you will receive your marks." Dumbledore gave them an eight, Flitwick gave them a seven, Snape gave them a three, (he doesn't like Ravenclaws) and Trelawney gave them a six. "Now, the next group will be, Kayla Spalding and Tyler Alexander." Kayla and Tyler began to sing "Superman" by Eminem. Three minutes later, they were finished. The judges gave them a 6, 7, 2, (snape) 7. Forty-five minutes later, all the Ravenclaws were finished and it was time for the Gryffindors to start. "First up is Harry and Hermione," Dumbledore said. The two looked at each other, blushed, and made their way up front. They started singing "Air Force Ones" by Nelly. (lol, don't ask) Three minutes later they were done and had received a loud applause from the students and teachers. (except Snape) Their marks were 10, 9, 5, and 8. "Next up we have Lavender and Ron," Professor said. Lavender and Ron stood up and made their way up front. "Without Me," by Eminem started playing. Ron and Lavender took turns singing. They didn't do very badly. The judges gave tem a 8, 6, 4, and 6. Another forty-five minutes later, all the Gryffindors were done, and class was over.
As Harry and Hermione were walking down the hallway, they saw Draco Malfoy over in the corner crying. They walked over to him. "Malfoy, what's the matter?" Hermione asked. "They *sob* took *sniff* Barney!" Malfoy cried. "Who took it?" Harry laughed. "Tyler and Ryan," Draco cried. Hermione almost burst out laughing. "Well, want us to get it back for you," Hermione said in a babyish type voice. "Uh-huh," Draco said. "Ok, we will be right back," she said. Harry and she took off down the hallway laughing hysterically. "We're going to be late for Care of Magical Creatures," Harry said clutching his side. "Who cares," Hermione said. "The Hermione Granger doesn't care if she is late for class," Harry mocked. "All I care about and want right now is you," she said and pulled him into a passionate kiss. After a few minutes of snogging, they headed down to Care of Magical Creatures. They stopped in their tracks and Harry passed out cold when they reached the cabin. What Hermione saw made her want to throw up.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Phew, end of chapter two! I think that was the worst chapter I've done because it wasn't very funny! Anyways, please review! Oh yeah, I assume all the people singing knew the words to the song they were given. (lol) Next chapter will be Care of Magical Creatures Class and maybe more, like Seamus and Dean's detention with Filch. And what's happening down at Hagrid's cabin? Also, why are the teachers, not having a "normal" class. And why won't the teachers answer any questions? Find out in later chapters! Well, thanks bunches, and review, review!
~Leah~
Another A/N: Again, can someone please tell me if this story only accepts signed reviews? Please? Also, if you have ANY ideas for the story, could you please tell me? Like, ways to make it funnier, or how to twist it more or make it more exciting. Also, should I have more romance going on? WHAT SHOULD I DO?! Someone please, please review and tell me! I will go nuts if you don't! Oh wait, I already have haven't I? Anyways, that would be greatly appreciated, and if you do review I might even use you in the chapters to come, ya never know! Thanks again. ~Leah~ (leahbee777@yahoo.com)
A/N: hey everyone! Um.again I only had one reviewer! *sniff* why aren't you people reviewing? It makes me mad. I only get one or two reviewers at the most. I would like you to tell me if it only accepts signed reviews please. Someone tell me! Here's the review I got.
Starlight Princess: lol.*dies laughing*
Short huh? Oh well!
Um.Anyways, here's chapter 4! ~Leah~
Mania at Hogwarts: Chapter 4 - McGonagall and Rap?
Five minutes later, the Ravenclaw and Gryffindor students were seated in their seats (sorry, I couldn't resist) and waiting for Professor McGonagall to begin class. Again, the classroom filled with gasps as the Professor made her way into the room. She was wearing black cargos and a gray tank- top with a gold chain necklace around her neck. She was wearing a toboggan with her hair pulled up into a ponytail and she had black sunglasses on. "Hey, my prediction was right," Seamus said to Dean. "Maybe we are having a rap contest." Dean snorted with laughter as McGonagall gave them a "you better shut up or I'll give you a detention" look. She made her way up to the front of the class as giggles erupted from all over.
"Class, settle down!" McGonagall yelled. "Today, we will be doing something a little different." "A little!" muttered a 6th year Ravenclaw boy. "Parker!" shouted the Professor. "One more word from you and I will see to it you have detention with Filch tonight." That settled everyone down. "Now, let's begin. Today we will be having a rap contest." "Told you," Seamus said to Dean. They both burst out laughing. "That's it you two! I warned you! Detention for you both, tonight. Meet me here at 8:00 sharp or I will make that a double detention!" McGonagall yelled. The boys gulped. "Yes, Professor," they muttered. "Anyways, it will be Ravenclaw vs. Gryffindor. The judges will be here in just a few minutes." "Judges?" Harry asked. "Yes, Potter, judges. J-U-D-G-E-S." "But why do we need judges?" Harry asked again. "That's not important, Potter," the Professor muttered.
Ten minutes later, the judges walked in. They consisted of Professor Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, Professor Snape, and Professor Trelawney. "Why Professor Trelawney?" Hermione asked but nobody noticed. Every student was handed a gangsta outfit to wear. Fifteen minutes later, everyone was dressed and ready to go. "Ravenclaw will go first," Dumbledore said. "Would you please come up front." The 6th year Ravenclaws made their way up to the front. First up, Ryan Parker and Katie Johnson. They started singing, "Dilemma" by Nelly and Kelly.
After their song was done, everyone clapped. "Very good," Professor Dumbledore said. "Now you will receive your marks." Dumbledore gave them an eight, Flitwick gave them a seven, Snape gave them a three, (he doesn't like Ravenclaws) and Trelawney gave them a six. "Now, the next group will be, Kayla Spalding and Tyler Alexander." Kayla and Tyler began to sing "Superman" by Eminem. Three minutes later, they were finished. The judges gave them a 6, 7, 2, (snape) 7. Forty-five minutes later, all the Ravenclaws were finished and it was time for the Gryffindors to start. "First up is Harry and Hermione," Dumbledore said. The two looked at each other, blushed, and made their way up front. They started singing "Air Force Ones" by Nelly. (lol, don't ask) Three minutes later they were done and had received a loud applause from the students and teachers. (except Snape) Their marks were 10, 9, 5, and 8. "Next up we have Lavender and Ron," Professor said. Lavender and Ron stood up and made their way up front. "Without Me," by Eminem started playing. Ron and Lavender took turns singing. They didn't do very badly. The judges gave tem a 8, 6, 4, and 6. Another forty-five minutes later, all the Gryffindors were done, and class was over.
As Harry and Hermione were walking down the hallway, they saw Draco Malfoy over in the corner crying. They walked over to him. "Malfoy, what's the matter?" Hermione asked. "They *sob* took *sniff* Barney!" Malfoy cried. "Who took it?" Harry laughed. "Tyler and Ryan," Draco cried. Hermione almost burst out laughing. "Well, want us to get it back for you," Hermione said in a babyish type voice. "Uh-huh," Draco said. "Ok, we will be right back," she said. Harry and she took off down the hallway laughing hysterically. "We're going to be late for Care of Magical Creatures," Harry said clutching his side. "Who cares," Hermione said. "The Hermione Granger doesn't care if she is late for class," Harry mocked. "All I care about and want right now is you," she said and pulled him into a passionate kiss. After a few minutes of snogging, they headed down to Care of Magical Creatures. They stopped in their tracks and Harry passed out cold when they reached the cabin. What Hermione saw made her want to throw up.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Phew, end of chapter two! I think that was the worst chapter I've done because it wasn't very funny! Anyways, please review! Oh yeah, I assume all the people singing knew the words to the song they were given. (lol) Next chapter will be Care of Magical Creatures Class and maybe more, like Seamus and Dean's detention with Filch. And what's happening down at Hagrid's cabin? Also, why are the teachers, not having a "normal" class. And why won't the teachers answer any questions? Find out in later chapters! Well, thanks bunches, and review, review!
~Leah~
Another A/N: Again, can someone please tell me if this story only accepts signed reviews? Please? Also, if you have ANY ideas for the story, could you please tell me? Like, ways to make it funnier, or how to twist it more or make it more exciting. Also, should I have more romance going on? WHAT SHOULD I DO?! Someone please, please review and tell me! I will go nuts if you don't! Oh wait, I already have haven't I? Anyways, that would be greatly appreciated, and if you do review I might even use you in the chapters to come, ya never know! Thanks again. ~Leah~ (leahbee777@yahoo.com)