Friends
The one with the truth about Florida
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Monica: I love Florida. It brought me and Chandler together.
Joey: It almost brought a marrage too.
Phoebe: You were going to ask me to marry you in Florida.
Chandler starts shaking his head back anf forth saying No. Joey didn't get it.
Joey: No. When we got there Chandler called Riley to tell her to come down tomorrow and he was going to ask her to marry him.
Monica: He did what!
Chandler: Well then I didn't know I'd end up sleeping with you that night.
Monica: How could you. You dated her a month.
Chandler: I thought she was the one.
Monica: So what. I'm not the one for you!
(Opening Credits.)
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are starting to make up invitations for their wedding.
Phoebe: Do you think Chandler and Monica worked out there problem yet.
Joey: I don't know. I'm such an idiot. I thought he told Monica that.
Phoebe: Its okay. You didn't know.
Joey: I know.
Phoebe: Here. Lets just start the invitations.
Joey: Sure. So who are you going to invite.
Phoebe: I have no family.
Joey: What about your twin Ursaula.
Phoebe: Yeah. But I don't like her. My mom is dead and my dad is somewhere.
Joey: We could look up your dad somewhere.
Phoebe: But why would I invite a man who left me when I was a baby to my wedding.
Joey: So what. You have no guests.
Phoebe: Well what about Monica and Rachel.
Joey: Okay you have two. Speaking of which which one's your maid of honour.
Phoebe: Both of them.
Joey: There can only be one.
Phoebe: Okay. Monica.
Joey: Alright. Thats settled.
Phoebe: No wait. Rachel. No. Monica. No. Rachel. I can't decide.
Joey: Just choose one.
Phoebe: You chose for me.
Joey: Alright. Rachel.
Phoebe: Okay. No. I want to decide for myself.
Joey: Choose then.
Phoebe: Okay. Monica use to be my roomate. So Monica. No. Rachel.
Joey: This is going to be a long day.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Chandler are standing up arguing.
Monica: (Crying.) You thought she was the one. You were going to marry her. I hate you.
Chandler: But I didn't know I'd end up sleeping with you that night.
Monica: (Crying.) Okay. Here's a question. How come in bed you said you had loved me before that. Huh. So why would you ask Riley to marry you. Did you lie to me.
Chandler: But....
Monica: ( Crying.) Just leave. Get out of this apartment. I don't think I ever want to see you again.
Chandler: Mon. I love you. If I had married Riley it would have been the biggest mistake of my life.
Monica: Out!
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Rachel is in the bathroom. Ross is on the couch.
Ross: Rach you've been in there for 2 hours now. Whats wrong. Are you still using.
Rachel: No.
Ross: Then what.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel walks out and sits on the couch.
Rachel: Honey. When I said this don't freak out. But ....
Ross: But what.
Rachel: I'm pregnaut.
Ross: Pardon. I thought you just said you were pregnaut.
Rachel: I did.
Ross: You mean. That is almost impossible. Carol is due anytime now and now your pregnaut.
Rachel: Yes.
Ross: My son will have a sibiling.
Rachel: Yes.
Ross: Do you want this to happen.
Rachel: Yes.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are still sitting at the table. Joey is asleep.
Phoebe: Monica... Rachel. Monica. Rachel. Monica.
Setting: Chandler's cubicle at work. Chandler has his head on his desk on he's almost crying.
Chandler: (Thinking.) I'm going to lose her. My true love. All because of Joey. Maybe if I kill Joey things might change. Mah. What would that do. I just love her so much. Why did I tell Joey. He can't keep any secrets. Well except for the one about me having a third nipple.
A women comes over.
Women: Hello Chandler.
Chandler looks up and its Riley.
Chandler: Get away from me.
Riley: I'm not giving you up.
Riley leans down and kisses Chandler. Monica comes over to the cubicle.
Monica: (Crying Rapidly.) Oh I hate you Chandler Bing. Why don't you ask her to marry you know.
Chandler pushes Riley off.
Monica: (Still Crying.) I suppose your going to use the excuse she kissed you first. Your a asshole. I can't believe you would do this to me. I'm gone. You can have the apartment.
Monica runs out of the building.
Chandler: Riley. I tell you. If I was a mass murderer I would kill you right now.
Chandler starts running out.
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Chandler enters.
Chandler: Its all over. She's gone.
Ross: Huh.
Chandler: Well Monica got mad at me for the thing Joey said. So I went to work to let her come down. When I was at work Riley came over and kissed me and Monica entered. She's nowhere. She's probabaly in some other country by now. I hate Riley.
Rachel: Oh my god. Your heart must be broken.
Chandler: No shit Sherlock. Where could she be.
Ross: Look in the secret closet.
Rachel and Chandler: What.
Ross: You know the door in your apartment next to the bathroom.
Chandler: Yeah. I dout Mon cxould fit in there though.
Ross: No. She keeps her diary in there. She writes everything in that.
Chandler: Alright fine.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are still at the table. Phoebe is singing.
Phoebe: (Singing.) I must decide. I must decide. Monica or Rachel. I must decide.
Joey: Oh my god. Lets just do Rock paper scissors. I'm for Rachel. Your for Mon.
Phoebe: Okay.
They do Rock paper scissors. Phoebe wins.
Joey: So its decided. Monica is the maid of Honour.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler enters and goes over to the secret closet. He opens it up and see's the diary. He picks it up and Reads it.
Monica voice for the diary: Dear Diary, How could Chandler do this to me. I was going to forgive him but he went and kissed Riley at work. That does it. I'm gone. This is my last entry. I'm gone to Florida and I'll find true love there. Oh but I loved Chandler so much. If I know Ross. Chandler ius probabaly reading this now. So Chandler. Goodbye. You had your chance. Don't come to Florida. It would hurt me too much. If you really love me you'd just leave me alone. Now for my final Goodbye. Ps. I hope you and Riley have a good marrige.
Chandler goes over to the couch. Sits down and starts crying very loudly.
Chandler: I've got to go to Florida.
Chandler gets up and calls Ross.
Ross: Hello.
Chandler: I'm going to Florida.
Ross: Is that where she is.
Chandler: Yes. I don't know how long I'll be gone. But I will find her.
(Closing Credits.)
Theme Song:
So no one told you life was gonna be this way. (4 claps.)
Your Job's a joke and your lovelife's D.O.A.
Its like your always stuck in secong gear.
When it hasn't been your day, week , month or even your year.
I'll be there for you when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you cause your there for me too.
End.
So Monica is Florida. Will Chandler find her.
The one with the truth about Florida
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Monica: I love Florida. It brought me and Chandler together.
Joey: It almost brought a marrage too.
Phoebe: You were going to ask me to marry you in Florida.
Chandler starts shaking his head back anf forth saying No. Joey didn't get it.
Joey: No. When we got there Chandler called Riley to tell her to come down tomorrow and he was going to ask her to marry him.
Monica: He did what!
Chandler: Well then I didn't know I'd end up sleeping with you that night.
Monica: How could you. You dated her a month.
Chandler: I thought she was the one.
Monica: So what. I'm not the one for you!
(Opening Credits.)
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are starting to make up invitations for their wedding.
Phoebe: Do you think Chandler and Monica worked out there problem yet.
Joey: I don't know. I'm such an idiot. I thought he told Monica that.
Phoebe: Its okay. You didn't know.
Joey: I know.
Phoebe: Here. Lets just start the invitations.
Joey: Sure. So who are you going to invite.
Phoebe: I have no family.
Joey: What about your twin Ursaula.
Phoebe: Yeah. But I don't like her. My mom is dead and my dad is somewhere.
Joey: We could look up your dad somewhere.
Phoebe: But why would I invite a man who left me when I was a baby to my wedding.
Joey: So what. You have no guests.
Phoebe: Well what about Monica and Rachel.
Joey: Okay you have two. Speaking of which which one's your maid of honour.
Phoebe: Both of them.
Joey: There can only be one.
Phoebe: Okay. Monica.
Joey: Alright. Thats settled.
Phoebe: No wait. Rachel. No. Monica. No. Rachel. I can't decide.
Joey: Just choose one.
Phoebe: You chose for me.
Joey: Alright. Rachel.
Phoebe: Okay. No. I want to decide for myself.
Joey: Choose then.
Phoebe: Okay. Monica use to be my roomate. So Monica. No. Rachel.
Joey: This is going to be a long day.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Chandler are standing up arguing.
Monica: (Crying.) You thought she was the one. You were going to marry her. I hate you.
Chandler: But I didn't know I'd end up sleeping with you that night.
Monica: (Crying.) Okay. Here's a question. How come in bed you said you had loved me before that. Huh. So why would you ask Riley to marry you. Did you lie to me.
Chandler: But....
Monica: ( Crying.) Just leave. Get out of this apartment. I don't think I ever want to see you again.
Chandler: Mon. I love you. If I had married Riley it would have been the biggest mistake of my life.
Monica: Out!
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Rachel is in the bathroom. Ross is on the couch.
Ross: Rach you've been in there for 2 hours now. Whats wrong. Are you still using.
Rachel: No.
Ross: Then what.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel walks out and sits on the couch.
Rachel: Honey. When I said this don't freak out. But ....
Ross: But what.
Rachel: I'm pregnaut.
Ross: Pardon. I thought you just said you were pregnaut.
Rachel: I did.
Ross: You mean. That is almost impossible. Carol is due anytime now and now your pregnaut.
Rachel: Yes.
Ross: My son will have a sibiling.
Rachel: Yes.
Ross: Do you want this to happen.
Rachel: Yes.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are still sitting at the table. Joey is asleep.
Phoebe: Monica... Rachel. Monica. Rachel. Monica.
Setting: Chandler's cubicle at work. Chandler has his head on his desk on he's almost crying.
Chandler: (Thinking.) I'm going to lose her. My true love. All because of Joey. Maybe if I kill Joey things might change. Mah. What would that do. I just love her so much. Why did I tell Joey. He can't keep any secrets. Well except for the one about me having a third nipple.
A women comes over.
Women: Hello Chandler.
Chandler looks up and its Riley.
Chandler: Get away from me.
Riley: I'm not giving you up.
Riley leans down and kisses Chandler. Monica comes over to the cubicle.
Monica: (Crying Rapidly.) Oh I hate you Chandler Bing. Why don't you ask her to marry you know.
Chandler pushes Riley off.
Monica: (Still Crying.) I suppose your going to use the excuse she kissed you first. Your a asshole. I can't believe you would do this to me. I'm gone. You can have the apartment.
Monica runs out of the building.
Chandler: Riley. I tell you. If I was a mass murderer I would kill you right now.
Chandler starts running out.
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Chandler enters.
Chandler: Its all over. She's gone.
Ross: Huh.
Chandler: Well Monica got mad at me for the thing Joey said. So I went to work to let her come down. When I was at work Riley came over and kissed me and Monica entered. She's nowhere. She's probabaly in some other country by now. I hate Riley.
Rachel: Oh my god. Your heart must be broken.
Chandler: No shit Sherlock. Where could she be.
Ross: Look in the secret closet.
Rachel and Chandler: What.
Ross: You know the door in your apartment next to the bathroom.
Chandler: Yeah. I dout Mon cxould fit in there though.
Ross: No. She keeps her diary in there. She writes everything in that.
Chandler: Alright fine.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are still at the table. Phoebe is singing.
Phoebe: (Singing.) I must decide. I must decide. Monica or Rachel. I must decide.
Joey: Oh my god. Lets just do Rock paper scissors. I'm for Rachel. Your for Mon.
Phoebe: Okay.
They do Rock paper scissors. Phoebe wins.
Joey: So its decided. Monica is the maid of Honour.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler enters and goes over to the secret closet. He opens it up and see's the diary. He picks it up and Reads it.
Monica voice for the diary: Dear Diary, How could Chandler do this to me. I was going to forgive him but he went and kissed Riley at work. That does it. I'm gone. This is my last entry. I'm gone to Florida and I'll find true love there. Oh but I loved Chandler so much. If I know Ross. Chandler ius probabaly reading this now. So Chandler. Goodbye. You had your chance. Don't come to Florida. It would hurt me too much. If you really love me you'd just leave me alone. Now for my final Goodbye. Ps. I hope you and Riley have a good marrige.
Chandler goes over to the couch. Sits down and starts crying very loudly.
Chandler: I've got to go to Florida.
Chandler gets up and calls Ross.
Ross: Hello.
Chandler: I'm going to Florida.
Ross: Is that where she is.
Chandler: Yes. I don't know how long I'll be gone. But I will find her.
(Closing Credits.)
Theme Song:
So no one told you life was gonna be this way. (4 claps.)
Your Job's a joke and your lovelife's D.O.A.
Its like your always stuck in secong gear.
When it hasn't been your day, week , month or even your year.
I'll be there for you when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you cause your there for me too.
End.
So Monica is Florida. Will Chandler find her.