Friends
The one where its all not true
Setting: Central Perk everyone is there. Chandler is sleeping.
Chandler: (Sleep talking.) No Monica. I will find you. I will.
Monica: Well he's not going to have to look long.
Ross: How did he fall asleep in a public place.
Joey: I don't know. I can't do it.
Phoebe: I can Fall asleep. Watch.
Phoebe falls asleep.
Chandler: (Sleeping.) Monica. No its all a mistake.
Monica: I'm waking him up.
Monica shakes Chandler. Chandler wakes.
Chandler: Monica I've found you.
Monica: What are you talking about. I think you just had a nightmare.
Chandler: Wow. It seemed so real.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: Continued From before.
Phoebe: So what did you dream about.
Chandler: I dreamt that back when me and Riley were together. I was going to ask her to marry me. Which isn't true. Then me and Monica slept together that night which was true. But then Joey told Monica about the Marry thing and Monica got mad at me. So i went to work to let her calm down. When I was at work Riley kissed me. Monica saw it and moved to Florida.
Ross: Wow. Anything else.
Chandler: Oh Yeah. Phoebe couldn't decide who to have as the maid of Honour.
Phoebe: Come to think of it. I never decided yet.
Chandler: And Rachel was pregnaut.
Rachel: Yeah. Like thats going to happen anytime soon.
Joey: Is that it.
Chandler: I think so. I'm glad that was just a dream.
Monica: Why would I move to Florida. Why not China or Canada.
Chandler: I don't know. That was such a horrible nightmare. I hope I never fall asleep again.
Ross: Yeah. That will help. Don't worry about getting tired. Go to work looking like a posessed Bitch.
Phoebe: Okay. Now I'm confused. I thought Chandler was the funny one.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.
Joey: So who is your maid of honour going to be.
Phoebe: Monica, No wait Rachel. No how about Monica.
Joey: This is going to be a long day. I wonder in Chandler's dream did I fall asleep.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey are there.
Monica: (Depressed.) I have no job.
Chandler: (Depressed.) Monica has no job.
Phoebe: (Depressed.) My best friend has no job.
Joey: (Exicited.) I'm stinking rich.
Monica: Where did that come from. Were all depressed cause I have no job.
Joey: Well. I'm happy. I'm rich. Here. Have this.
Joey passes Monica a check. Monica looks at it.
Monica: 1000 dollars. Are you crazy Joey.
Joey: No I just need a assistence.
Monica: You want me to be your assistance.
Joey: Yes. It pays 1000 dollars a week.
Chandler: You'll go broke.
Phoebe: Hey what about me. Were engauged and I have no job.
Joey: Pheebs. I'm not going to make you work for me. You can have as much as you want. Your going to be my wife soon.
Phoebe: Well in that case. (Grabs Money out of Joey's pocket.) I'm going to buy new shoes.
Phoebe leaves.
Chandler: I thought you were going to go broke paying Monica. You don't have to worry about her. You future wife is going to have you in the whole.
Monica: Hey wait. I haven't even agreed to this job yet.
Joey: So what will it be. Yes or no.
Monica: Fine I'll take it. But I'm not buying you a 4th of July present.
Joey: Fine. I'll just stop the subscipition of a magazine I was giving you July 4th.
Monica: Which one.
Joey: Household keeping Digest.
Monica: Your definatly getting a good present from me.
Chandler: ( Under his breath. ) Clean Freak.
Monica: What was that?
Chandler: I said I love you honey.
Monica: No you didn't.
Chandler: Yes I did.
Monica: You know I don't like being lied to.
Chandler: Okay I called you a clean freak.
Monica: Well. Your sleeping on the couch tonight.
Joey: Man. You suck. You've slept on the couch like 50 times since in moved in.
Chandler: Thats exgeratting. It was only 47.
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Rachel is in the bedroom. Ross is on the couch reading a magazine. There's a knock on the door. Ross gets up and answers it. Its Carol.
Ross: Come in.
Carol: Okay.
Carol sits on the couch and Ross sits in the chair.
Ross: So why are you here.
Carol: I'm not sure I'm an elizbeien.
Ross: Well ..... Ah .... Well.
Rachel enters.
Rachel: Whats going on.
Ross: Well .... Carol doesn't know if ... if .....
Rachel: If what.
Carol: If I'm an elizbeien.
Rachel: Why don't you think you are.
Ross: Yeah..... Carol ..... Why.
Carol: Well its great with Susan and all. But I'm worried about the baby growing up. It'll get mad fun of because of me.
Ross: Oh thats why. Well ..... I don't know what to say. Ah Rach. Help me out here.
Rachel: Well. Carol. If your afraid the baby is going to be made fun of you should talk to Susan. Anyway kids are just mean and look for anything to make fun of.
Ross: Yeah. Its true. When I was a kid , other kids use to make fun of me all the time.
Rachel: Well thats because you were a geek.
Ross: I was not.
Carol: Thanks Rachel for your help. I gues I'll teach the baby alot of Comebacks. The baby is due anytime now.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Joey is sitting in his Recliner he just bought. Monica comes in with a bunch of Comics.
Monica: I got all the Archie comics that were out this month. This Job is so easy.
Joey: Yeah. I'm not going to make you my slave or nothing. By the way. The Time of the dat's Season Finale comes on in a few days.
Monica: Okay. Thats nice.
Phoebe enters with a shoebox in her hands.
Phoebe: I got my new shoes.
Monica: By the way. Who did you chose for your maid of honour.
Phoebe: Oh I haven't decided yet.
Joey: You still haven't decided. The weddin is in two weeks.
Phoebe: So. I'll chose soon.
Monica: You better. By the way. Nice hair.
Phoebe: Thanks but I know. And don't try to get in good with me for maid of honour.
Setting: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is there. Rachel is dialing Phoebe's number.
Phoebe: Hello.
Rachel: Hi. How are you. Have you chosen your maid of honour yet.
Phoebe: No. Why.
Rachel: Oh. No reason. You know you have a wonderful voice. I love if you could sing for me.
Phoebe: I don't feel like singing now.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe is sitting in the Recliner Joey bought for her. Monica enters.
Monica: So Pheebs. Do you want me to get you anything.
Phoebe: No thanks.
Rachel enters with a wrapped up present in her hands.
Rachel: Here Pheebs. A present for just being a good friend.
Phoebe: Oh how nice.
Phoebe opens it.
Phoebe: A new Gameboy with games. Hey its The Time of the day game .
Rachel: I thought you'd like it.
Monica: So what Phoebe. Ah ..... You can have my Apartment.
Rachel: Well if your going to give her that. Then you can be the maid of Honour.
Phoebe: You mean this is all over who's the maid of Honour.
Rachel and Monica: Yes.
Phoebe: I'll have your apatment Mon. But for the maid of honour just do rock paper Scissors.
Rachel and Monica: Alright.
They do Rock Paper Scissors and Rachel wins.
Rachel: Yes I'm the maid of honour.
Monica: And I just gave up my apartment for nothing.
Joey enters.
Phoebe: Guess what Joey.
Joey: What.
Phoebe: Monica just gave us her apartment.
Joey: Really. Yes.
Chandler enters.
Joey: Guess what.
Chandler: What.
Joey: Monica just gave me and Phoebe your apartment.
Chandler: (Looking at Monica.) You did what.
Monica: I kinda gave them the apartment.
Chandler: Are you on drugs. I can't believe I got to move back to this stupid apartment.
Joey: Well believe baby.
Phoebe: Yes. I'll have a bigger bedroom. And we get the cool balcony and everything.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's new apartment. The Entertainment system is place by the wall by the two bed rooms. The two Recliners are facing the T.V. The couch is facing towards the window. The air hockey table is in the kitchen. Phoebe and Joey are sitting in there recliners.
Phoebe: I can't believe I'm living here again.
Joey: Again. What do you mean again.
Phoebe: Oh when Monica first got this apartment I was her roomate.
Joey: Cool. I love this place.
Setting: Chandler and Monica's new apartment. Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch.
Chandler: I can't believe you gave up our apartment just to be the maid of honour.
Monica: I know.
Chandler: And you didn't even get to be the maid of honour.
The phone rings. Monica answers it.
Monica: Hello.
Ross: Carol just went into labour. See you at the hospital.
End.
The one where its all not true
Setting: Central Perk everyone is there. Chandler is sleeping.
Chandler: (Sleep talking.) No Monica. I will find you. I will.
Monica: Well he's not going to have to look long.
Ross: How did he fall asleep in a public place.
Joey: I don't know. I can't do it.
Phoebe: I can Fall asleep. Watch.
Phoebe falls asleep.
Chandler: (Sleeping.) Monica. No its all a mistake.
Monica: I'm waking him up.
Monica shakes Chandler. Chandler wakes.
Chandler: Monica I've found you.
Monica: What are you talking about. I think you just had a nightmare.
Chandler: Wow. It seemed so real.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: Continued From before.
Phoebe: So what did you dream about.
Chandler: I dreamt that back when me and Riley were together. I was going to ask her to marry me. Which isn't true. Then me and Monica slept together that night which was true. But then Joey told Monica about the Marry thing and Monica got mad at me. So i went to work to let her calm down. When I was at work Riley kissed me. Monica saw it and moved to Florida.
Ross: Wow. Anything else.
Chandler: Oh Yeah. Phoebe couldn't decide who to have as the maid of Honour.
Phoebe: Come to think of it. I never decided yet.
Chandler: And Rachel was pregnaut.
Rachel: Yeah. Like thats going to happen anytime soon.
Joey: Is that it.
Chandler: I think so. I'm glad that was just a dream.
Monica: Why would I move to Florida. Why not China or Canada.
Chandler: I don't know. That was such a horrible nightmare. I hope I never fall asleep again.
Ross: Yeah. That will help. Don't worry about getting tired. Go to work looking like a posessed Bitch.
Phoebe: Okay. Now I'm confused. I thought Chandler was the funny one.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.
Joey: So who is your maid of honour going to be.
Phoebe: Monica, No wait Rachel. No how about Monica.
Joey: This is going to be a long day. I wonder in Chandler's dream did I fall asleep.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey are there.
Monica: (Depressed.) I have no job.
Chandler: (Depressed.) Monica has no job.
Phoebe: (Depressed.) My best friend has no job.
Joey: (Exicited.) I'm stinking rich.
Monica: Where did that come from. Were all depressed cause I have no job.
Joey: Well. I'm happy. I'm rich. Here. Have this.
Joey passes Monica a check. Monica looks at it.
Monica: 1000 dollars. Are you crazy Joey.
Joey: No I just need a assistence.
Monica: You want me to be your assistance.
Joey: Yes. It pays 1000 dollars a week.
Chandler: You'll go broke.
Phoebe: Hey what about me. Were engauged and I have no job.
Joey: Pheebs. I'm not going to make you work for me. You can have as much as you want. Your going to be my wife soon.
Phoebe: Well in that case. (Grabs Money out of Joey's pocket.) I'm going to buy new shoes.
Phoebe leaves.
Chandler: I thought you were going to go broke paying Monica. You don't have to worry about her. You future wife is going to have you in the whole.
Monica: Hey wait. I haven't even agreed to this job yet.
Joey: So what will it be. Yes or no.
Monica: Fine I'll take it. But I'm not buying you a 4th of July present.
Joey: Fine. I'll just stop the subscipition of a magazine I was giving you July 4th.
Monica: Which one.
Joey: Household keeping Digest.
Monica: Your definatly getting a good present from me.
Chandler: ( Under his breath. ) Clean Freak.
Monica: What was that?
Chandler: I said I love you honey.
Monica: No you didn't.
Chandler: Yes I did.
Monica: You know I don't like being lied to.
Chandler: Okay I called you a clean freak.
Monica: Well. Your sleeping on the couch tonight.
Joey: Man. You suck. You've slept on the couch like 50 times since in moved in.
Chandler: Thats exgeratting. It was only 47.
Setting: Rachel and Ross's apartment. Rachel is in the bedroom. Ross is on the couch reading a magazine. There's a knock on the door. Ross gets up and answers it. Its Carol.
Ross: Come in.
Carol: Okay.
Carol sits on the couch and Ross sits in the chair.
Ross: So why are you here.
Carol: I'm not sure I'm an elizbeien.
Ross: Well ..... Ah .... Well.
Rachel enters.
Rachel: Whats going on.
Ross: Well .... Carol doesn't know if ... if .....
Rachel: If what.
Carol: If I'm an elizbeien.
Rachel: Why don't you think you are.
Ross: Yeah..... Carol ..... Why.
Carol: Well its great with Susan and all. But I'm worried about the baby growing up. It'll get mad fun of because of me.
Ross: Oh thats why. Well ..... I don't know what to say. Ah Rach. Help me out here.
Rachel: Well. Carol. If your afraid the baby is going to be made fun of you should talk to Susan. Anyway kids are just mean and look for anything to make fun of.
Ross: Yeah. Its true. When I was a kid , other kids use to make fun of me all the time.
Rachel: Well thats because you were a geek.
Ross: I was not.
Carol: Thanks Rachel for your help. I gues I'll teach the baby alot of Comebacks. The baby is due anytime now.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Joey is sitting in his Recliner he just bought. Monica comes in with a bunch of Comics.
Monica: I got all the Archie comics that were out this month. This Job is so easy.
Joey: Yeah. I'm not going to make you my slave or nothing. By the way. The Time of the dat's Season Finale comes on in a few days.
Monica: Okay. Thats nice.
Phoebe enters with a shoebox in her hands.
Phoebe: I got my new shoes.
Monica: By the way. Who did you chose for your maid of honour.
Phoebe: Oh I haven't decided yet.
Joey: You still haven't decided. The weddin is in two weeks.
Phoebe: So. I'll chose soon.
Monica: You better. By the way. Nice hair.
Phoebe: Thanks but I know. And don't try to get in good with me for maid of honour.
Setting: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is there. Rachel is dialing Phoebe's number.
Phoebe: Hello.
Rachel: Hi. How are you. Have you chosen your maid of honour yet.
Phoebe: No. Why.
Rachel: Oh. No reason. You know you have a wonderful voice. I love if you could sing for me.
Phoebe: I don't feel like singing now.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe is sitting in the Recliner Joey bought for her. Monica enters.
Monica: So Pheebs. Do you want me to get you anything.
Phoebe: No thanks.
Rachel enters with a wrapped up present in her hands.
Rachel: Here Pheebs. A present for just being a good friend.
Phoebe: Oh how nice.
Phoebe opens it.
Phoebe: A new Gameboy with games. Hey its The Time of the day game .
Rachel: I thought you'd like it.
Monica: So what Phoebe. Ah ..... You can have my Apartment.
Rachel: Well if your going to give her that. Then you can be the maid of Honour.
Phoebe: You mean this is all over who's the maid of Honour.
Rachel and Monica: Yes.
Phoebe: I'll have your apatment Mon. But for the maid of honour just do rock paper Scissors.
Rachel and Monica: Alright.
They do Rock Paper Scissors and Rachel wins.
Rachel: Yes I'm the maid of honour.
Monica: And I just gave up my apartment for nothing.
Joey enters.
Phoebe: Guess what Joey.
Joey: What.
Phoebe: Monica just gave us her apartment.
Joey: Really. Yes.
Chandler enters.
Joey: Guess what.
Chandler: What.
Joey: Monica just gave me and Phoebe your apartment.
Chandler: (Looking at Monica.) You did what.
Monica: I kinda gave them the apartment.
Chandler: Are you on drugs. I can't believe I got to move back to this stupid apartment.
Joey: Well believe baby.
Phoebe: Yes. I'll have a bigger bedroom. And we get the cool balcony and everything.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's new apartment. The Entertainment system is place by the wall by the two bed rooms. The two Recliners are facing the T.V. The couch is facing towards the window. The air hockey table is in the kitchen. Phoebe and Joey are sitting in there recliners.
Phoebe: I can't believe I'm living here again.
Joey: Again. What do you mean again.
Phoebe: Oh when Monica first got this apartment I was her roomate.
Joey: Cool. I love this place.
Setting: Chandler and Monica's new apartment. Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch.
Chandler: I can't believe you gave up our apartment just to be the maid of honour.
Monica: I know.
Chandler: And you didn't even get to be the maid of honour.
The phone rings. Monica answers it.
Monica: Hello.
Ross: Carol just went into labour. See you at the hospital.
End.