Tornado: Hi again.  I hope you enjoyed the last chapter.  I know that it was kinda boring, but it's only the beginning.

DT: Yeah I LOVED it though!

Tornado: You loved because you got to be mean and evil to Seto!

Seto: So it's Seto, not Kaiba?

Tornado: I decided to drop Kaiba.  Will you do the honors?

Seto: Why do I have to do the disclaimer?

Tornado: Because if you don't I'll set DT on you.

DT: *looks menacing*

Seto: O.O Tornado doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh

Tornado: If I did you'd be the main character, and you'd have a girlfriend.

Seto: Why don't I have a girlfriend in the show?

DT: Because you're supposed to be an evil bastard.

Seto: -___- Just get on with the fic

            We left off just after DT threatened the boys (poor Kaiba, Joey deserved it!)  Now the group is hanging in the kitchen wondering what to do.

FC: Why don't we play a game?

Everyone: What kind of game?

FC: The evil kind!

DT, Bakura, & YMarik: Continue.

FC: Truth or dare!

Everyone: Yeah! Something to do!

Tornado: Let's go in the living room, it's big enough.

            They traipsed into the living room.  DT, Bakura, & YMarik sat on the floor in front of the fireplace, FC, Yami, & Ryou sat on the sofa, Tristan, Marik, & Joey sat on the floor in front of the sofa, Kaiba and Tornado sat on the love seat, and Yugi & Tea sat beside the love seat.

FC: I'll go first since it was my idea to do this.  Bakura, truth or dare?

Bakura: Dare, I ain't afraid.

FC: I dare you to say something friendly to Yami!

Bakura: Uh, how's the, uh, weather?

Tornado: How's the weather that's the best you can come up with?

Bakura: Shut up! I'm evil remember!  Kaiba, truth or dare?

Seto: Truth.

Bakura: Wuss.  Did you practice your evil laugh?

Seto: Why?

Bakura: I just wanted to know if you could teach me because people don't think I'm scary enough.

Seto: Actually, Dark Tornado taught me.  She said my original laugh, like the one I used at Duelist Kingdom, made me sound like I was constipated.

Bakura: Too true.  DT you'll have to teach me how to do that then.

DT: I can teach you a lot of other things as well. -__~

Seto: Okay then. Mutt, truth or dare.

Joey: Dare!  I'm not scared like you are!

Seto: Perhaps, but I'll take being a coward over being stupid any day.  My dare to you is that you have to dress in a dog costume, crawl to Mai's house, knock on her door, and when she answers it you have to act like a perverted freak.

Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Do I have to?

DT: Joey, I'd take this humiliation unless you want to be missing some assets.

Bakura, YMarik, Marik, & Seto: * laugh evilly*

DT: the only thing that's saving you, Kaiba is my hikari!

Tornado: Don't touch him!  Joey, you have to do the dare.

Joey: *grumbles, but does it anyway*

            Gang gets up and follows with their cameras, hiding in the shadows until they reach Mai's house. Joey knocks on the door, and Mai answers it.

Mai: Joey what are you doing here? And why are you in that outfit?

Joey: Come here baby; let's go out back and [beep] 'til morning!

Mai: *screams in disgust and starts kicking him in the balls until he collapses, and slams the door on him*

Everyone except Joey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Tornado: Tristan, Yugi, drag him back, and wake him up when you get there.

Mentioned: *Do their chore still snickering* Joey, you're going to hurt even worse tomorrow.

Tornado: Well Seto is it any better?

Seto: *still in fits of laughter* You are officially the most wonderful evil person on the face of the earth, and you're my best friend.

Tornado: Just your best friend?

Seto: Did I say friend?  I meant girlfriend.

Tornado: YEAH!!! ^____^ 

Seto: Please read and review so more torture happens!