F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
The one with the FAQ
Disclaimer: I do not own Friends. Just these stories.
Intorduction: This is an episode showing how all the Friends gang met. Things may not be the same as the show. This is much like the one with the flashback.
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Monica: Remember when we all met.
Chandler: Well. We actually met at different times. Joey was the last one we met.
Joey: I was. Wasn't I.
(Opening Theme.)
10 years ago. Gellar House. Ross comes running down the stairs.
Ross: Come on mom. Seniors don't take packed lunches to school. They bring money and buy it.
A fat Monica comes running down the stairs.
Monica: No. The cool seniors do that. Your a loser.
Ross: Yeah. Well .... Your Fat.
Monica: So. Your a geek.
Judy: Now. Now. Ross make sure you show your sister the way to school. Remember its her first year.
Ross: Why don't she just roll there.
Monica: I can't believe I'm only going to be a Freshman and I'm going to be cooler than my brother.
Ross: No. All your going to be is fatter than me.
The exit out the house.
Ross: What are you a baby. You actually need me to walk you to school.
Monica: Its my first year of High school. I don't know where it is.
Ross: Man. And you wonder Why you get made fun of.
Monica: So why do you get made fun of.
Ross: Because I love anything to do with dinosaurs.
Setting: Present. Where we were at Central Perk.
Chandler: I thought we were telling stories about how all of us met. Not a Gellar Dimension Story.
Ross: Let us finish.
Monica: Yeah. Stop interupting.
Setting: Back to the story.
Monica: What are you going to be when you grow up. Dr. Dinosaur.
Ross: No. Its called a palentologists.
Monica: Too many big words.
Monica and Ross enter the school. Ross spots this girl and he immeditly just like falls in love with her. The Girl comes running up to them.
Rachel: Hi. I doon't know where to go. Can you show me where the science lab is.
Ross: ............
Monica: I'm new here too. My name is Monica Gellar.
Rachel: Hi. I'm Rachel Greene.
Monica: I think the science lab is over there. I have that first.
Monica and Rachel walk of.
Ross: ...............
Setting: Central Perk.
Joey: So thats how you guys met Rachel.
Chandler: Ross. What a loser ........ I at least coulfd talk to girls.
Ross: Oh yeah. Maybe I should tell the story were I met you.
Rachel: This should be fun.
Setting: 9 years ago. Ross is getting on a bus who will take him to his university. He has to sit next to this nerdy looky kid with Glasses. (Chandler.)
Ross: Hi.
Chandler: Oh yeah. Whats 56 + 45 - 7 + 21 = Huh.
Ross: Jesus. All I said was Hi. But the answer to your Question is 115.
Chandler: So your smart. Bite me.
All of a sudden a Archie magazine hits Chandler in the face he falls to the ground and hits his head. He gets back up.
Chandler: I'm just joking. I'm not a $#@!ing nerd.
Throws his glasses out the window.
Ross: You know you shouldn't swear.
Chandler: Swearing is cool and you know it. Hi I'm Chandler Bing if you were wondering.
Ross: I'm Ross Gellar.
Chandler looks down at him and then looks up at him.
Chandler: Are you Big Fat Goalies Brother.
Ross: Afraid so.
A girl walks up to the. Chandler is looking at her and thinks she's so beautiful.
Girl: Can I sit with you.
Chandler: ..................
Ross: Sure.
Girl: Thanks. I'm Carol Willick.
Ross: Ross Gellar.
Carol and him shake hands
Setting: Central Perk.
Chandler: I couldn't speak then cause she was a elizbien.
Ross: You didn't know that.
Monica: He got you there.
Phoebe: I guess the next story is how you meet me.
Ross: Yeah it is.
Setting: 3 years ago. Monica's apartment. Chandler , Ross , Monica and Kip are there.
Monica: I need a roomate.
Kip: So. Its either I need a roomate or I need a boyfriend.
Monica: You know I don't like you.
Kip: Whats your point. Anyway. I can get you a roomate.
Monica: How.
Kip: This ex-girlfriend of mine. I just broke up with her and she needs a place. Her name is Phoebe Buffay.
Chandler: You know I think I got massaged once by a Phoebe Buffay.
Monica: Is she nice.
Kip: Pretty nice. I can give her a call if you like.
Ross: But you just said she had no place.
Kip: I know.
Kip goes out to the balcony and yells to the alley below.
Kip: Yo Phoebe.
Phoebe: What you jackass.
Kip: I think I found you a place.
Phoebe: I'll be right up
Phoebe comes into the apartment.
Monica: Are you Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yes. Are you the one who needs a roomate.
Monica: Yes.
Phoebe: Oh my god. The air is so dirty in here. Its coming from Kip and his friend.
Chandler: Oh great. Now I'm dirty.
Phoebe: I also sense a marrige coming soon and a divorce coming soon.
Setting: Central Perk.
Phoebe: I was right with those predictions.
Monica: yes you were.
Chandler: Come on. Lets talk about how we met Joey.
Joey: Fine.
Setting: 2 years ago. Monica's apartmet. Ross , Chandler , Monica and Phoebe are there.
Ross: I can't belive Carol's a elizbien.
Chandler: And you had no clue.
Ross: No.
Phoebe: Wow.
Chandler: I just can't believe Kip got married and moved out. I now need a roomate.
Phoebe: So does Monica.
Monica: Huh.
Phoebe: Oh I haven't told you yet. I moved out.
Monica: And you didn't tell me.
Phoebe: Well. I need a place where people can spill.
Chandler: Hey. Can we get back to my problem. I need a roomate.
Phoebe: I know this actor that you could ask.
Chandler: Now why would an actor want to move in with me.
Phoebe: Cause he has no acting Job right now.
Chandler: Whats his name.
Phoebe: Joey Tribbiani.
Chandler: Oh I think I saw him in the We once Pinochio.
Phoebe: At least he was in a play. I can give him a call if you like.
Chandler: Dial on up.
Phoebe picks up the phone.
Monica: Hey. Maybe I don't want you using my phone you mover outer.
Phoebe: And yet I'm using it anyway.
Phoebe dials the number.
Joey: Hello.
Phoebe: Hey. Joey. You need a apartment still.
Joey: What can I move in with you.
Phoebe: No. My friend Chandler needs a roomate.
Joey: Sure. I'll move in with him.
Phoebe hangs up the phone.
Phoebe: Problem solved.
Chandler: Thanks.
Ross: Pheebs. There's a word noadays. Its called Goodbye.
Phoebe: I don't like that word though.
Setting: Central Perk.
Chandler: And then Joey moved in with me.
Joey: Yah.
( Closing Credits.)
Setting: 9 months ago. Central Perk. Everyone is there. Rachel runs into Central Perk wearing a wedding Dress.
Chandler: and I just won a Million Dolars.
End.
Next: The one at Phoebe and Joey's wedding.
The one with the FAQ
Disclaimer: I do not own Friends. Just these stories.
Intorduction: This is an episode showing how all the Friends gang met. Things may not be the same as the show. This is much like the one with the flashback.
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is there.
Monica: Remember when we all met.
Chandler: Well. We actually met at different times. Joey was the last one we met.
Joey: I was. Wasn't I.
(Opening Theme.)
10 years ago. Gellar House. Ross comes running down the stairs.
Ross: Come on mom. Seniors don't take packed lunches to school. They bring money and buy it.
A fat Monica comes running down the stairs.
Monica: No. The cool seniors do that. Your a loser.
Ross: Yeah. Well .... Your Fat.
Monica: So. Your a geek.
Judy: Now. Now. Ross make sure you show your sister the way to school. Remember its her first year.
Ross: Why don't she just roll there.
Monica: I can't believe I'm only going to be a Freshman and I'm going to be cooler than my brother.
Ross: No. All your going to be is fatter than me.
The exit out the house.
Ross: What are you a baby. You actually need me to walk you to school.
Monica: Its my first year of High school. I don't know where it is.
Ross: Man. And you wonder Why you get made fun of.
Monica: So why do you get made fun of.
Ross: Because I love anything to do with dinosaurs.
Setting: Present. Where we were at Central Perk.
Chandler: I thought we were telling stories about how all of us met. Not a Gellar Dimension Story.
Ross: Let us finish.
Monica: Yeah. Stop interupting.
Setting: Back to the story.
Monica: What are you going to be when you grow up. Dr. Dinosaur.
Ross: No. Its called a palentologists.
Monica: Too many big words.
Monica and Ross enter the school. Ross spots this girl and he immeditly just like falls in love with her. The Girl comes running up to them.
Rachel: Hi. I doon't know where to go. Can you show me where the science lab is.
Ross: ............
Monica: I'm new here too. My name is Monica Gellar.
Rachel: Hi. I'm Rachel Greene.
Monica: I think the science lab is over there. I have that first.
Monica and Rachel walk of.
Ross: ...............
Setting: Central Perk.
Joey: So thats how you guys met Rachel.
Chandler: Ross. What a loser ........ I at least coulfd talk to girls.
Ross: Oh yeah. Maybe I should tell the story were I met you.
Rachel: This should be fun.
Setting: 9 years ago. Ross is getting on a bus who will take him to his university. He has to sit next to this nerdy looky kid with Glasses. (Chandler.)
Ross: Hi.
Chandler: Oh yeah. Whats 56 + 45 - 7 + 21 = Huh.
Ross: Jesus. All I said was Hi. But the answer to your Question is 115.
Chandler: So your smart. Bite me.
All of a sudden a Archie magazine hits Chandler in the face he falls to the ground and hits his head. He gets back up.
Chandler: I'm just joking. I'm not a $#@!ing nerd.
Throws his glasses out the window.
Ross: You know you shouldn't swear.
Chandler: Swearing is cool and you know it. Hi I'm Chandler Bing if you were wondering.
Ross: I'm Ross Gellar.
Chandler looks down at him and then looks up at him.
Chandler: Are you Big Fat Goalies Brother.
Ross: Afraid so.
A girl walks up to the. Chandler is looking at her and thinks she's so beautiful.
Girl: Can I sit with you.
Chandler: ..................
Ross: Sure.
Girl: Thanks. I'm Carol Willick.
Ross: Ross Gellar.
Carol and him shake hands
Setting: Central Perk.
Chandler: I couldn't speak then cause she was a elizbien.
Ross: You didn't know that.
Monica: He got you there.
Phoebe: I guess the next story is how you meet me.
Ross: Yeah it is.
Setting: 3 years ago. Monica's apartment. Chandler , Ross , Monica and Kip are there.
Monica: I need a roomate.
Kip: So. Its either I need a roomate or I need a boyfriend.
Monica: You know I don't like you.
Kip: Whats your point. Anyway. I can get you a roomate.
Monica: How.
Kip: This ex-girlfriend of mine. I just broke up with her and she needs a place. Her name is Phoebe Buffay.
Chandler: You know I think I got massaged once by a Phoebe Buffay.
Monica: Is she nice.
Kip: Pretty nice. I can give her a call if you like.
Ross: But you just said she had no place.
Kip: I know.
Kip goes out to the balcony and yells to the alley below.
Kip: Yo Phoebe.
Phoebe: What you jackass.
Kip: I think I found you a place.
Phoebe: I'll be right up
Phoebe comes into the apartment.
Monica: Are you Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yes. Are you the one who needs a roomate.
Monica: Yes.
Phoebe: Oh my god. The air is so dirty in here. Its coming from Kip and his friend.
Chandler: Oh great. Now I'm dirty.
Phoebe: I also sense a marrige coming soon and a divorce coming soon.
Setting: Central Perk.
Phoebe: I was right with those predictions.
Monica: yes you were.
Chandler: Come on. Lets talk about how we met Joey.
Joey: Fine.
Setting: 2 years ago. Monica's apartmet. Ross , Chandler , Monica and Phoebe are there.
Ross: I can't belive Carol's a elizbien.
Chandler: And you had no clue.
Ross: No.
Phoebe: Wow.
Chandler: I just can't believe Kip got married and moved out. I now need a roomate.
Phoebe: So does Monica.
Monica: Huh.
Phoebe: Oh I haven't told you yet. I moved out.
Monica: And you didn't tell me.
Phoebe: Well. I need a place where people can spill.
Chandler: Hey. Can we get back to my problem. I need a roomate.
Phoebe: I know this actor that you could ask.
Chandler: Now why would an actor want to move in with me.
Phoebe: Cause he has no acting Job right now.
Chandler: Whats his name.
Phoebe: Joey Tribbiani.
Chandler: Oh I think I saw him in the We once Pinochio.
Phoebe: At least he was in a play. I can give him a call if you like.
Chandler: Dial on up.
Phoebe picks up the phone.
Monica: Hey. Maybe I don't want you using my phone you mover outer.
Phoebe: And yet I'm using it anyway.
Phoebe dials the number.
Joey: Hello.
Phoebe: Hey. Joey. You need a apartment still.
Joey: What can I move in with you.
Phoebe: No. My friend Chandler needs a roomate.
Joey: Sure. I'll move in with him.
Phoebe hangs up the phone.
Phoebe: Problem solved.
Chandler: Thanks.
Ross: Pheebs. There's a word noadays. Its called Goodbye.
Phoebe: I don't like that word though.
Setting: Central Perk.
Chandler: And then Joey moved in with me.
Joey: Yah.
( Closing Credits.)
Setting: 9 months ago. Central Perk. Everyone is there. Rachel runs into Central Perk wearing a wedding Dress.
Chandler: and I just won a Million Dolars.
End.
Next: The one at Phoebe and Joey's wedding.