Tornado: Hey everybody! I'm back without writer's block!
DT: This is a story that you have to hear. Okay, I'm sleeping and it's like two AM. The next thing I hear is "Holy Shit, I have an idea!" At TWO AM! My DAMNED HIKARI WAS UP AT TWO AM WRITING THIS WHOLE CHAPTER DOWN BECAUSE SHE WAS AFRIAD THAT SHE'D FORGET IT ALL! Unbelievable.
Seto: Well, at least it wasn't permanent.
DT: But it was TWO AM!
Tornado: DT, I wasn't throwing a hissy fit when you were up talking to YMarik and Bakura until four AM now was I?
DT: *blushes* No, But Tornado doesn't own the Yu-Gi-Oh cast because shit would hit the fan if she did.
Tornado: What's that supposed to mean?
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When had to depart the game was just getting good. Yami just dared Marik to… well we don't know… yet.
Marik: I can't do that! That's just sick!
Yami: It's a dare you have to do it.
Marik: Tornado can I get a ruling here?
Tornado: What's the dare?
Marik: *comes over and whispers it in her ear*
Tornado: *pales* I need a second opinion. DT, get over here!
DT: *listens and pales, but laughs & nods her head*
Tornado: Marik, you have fans, it just that none of them are here to over-rule my decision. You're doing it.
Marik: But what did I do to deserve this? I never tried to hurt you or anything! That was YMarik!
Yami: True, but you were his vessel. So therefore you both must be punished.
Marik: Is this how you ruled Egypt? Because if it is this method sucks monkey balls!
YMarik: Will you stop griping and tell us what the dare is?
Marik: *takes a deep breath* You and I have to go out in public acting like a couple, which includes at least one kiss. We also have to tell Isis that we want to have a three-some with her.
YMarik: *pales as well* There is NO WAY that I am acting like your boyfriend. Let alone telling Isis that we want a three-way! There's only one way that I want a three-way. That's if both DT and Tornado are in bed with me. OPPS!
Seto: *pissed is an understatement* You. Are. Dead. Meat! *lunges at YMarik*
Tornado: Seto! As much as I'd love to let you do it, we need him for thorough enjoyment of this dare.
Seto: *grumbles, but sits down*
YMarik: *relieved* For a minute there I thought that he was going to kill me!
Cast: He was! Do the dare!
YMarik & Marik: All right.
The boys walk out of the house holding hands, and begin their walk to Isis's house. Upon arrival, the two of them begin kissing on the doorstep, hoping not to let Isis see before ringing the bell. Little did they know that Tornado and Kaiba (still pissed off because of what YMarik said) snuck around back and told Isis that there was something wrong with Marik. She scrambled out the front door just in time for her to see them start kissing.
Isis: O.O MARIK! YOU'RE GAY?!?!?!?
YMarik: Hi, uh, Isis, we were, uh, just wondering if you wanted to have a three-some.
Isis: YOU CURSED OLD JACKASS! YOU FOUL, EVIL, BAD EXCUSE FOR A YAMI! YOU'VE TURNED HIM!
YMarik: So do you want to or not? Marik said you're into this kind of thing.
Isis: *so pissed every word in the dictionary couldn't express how mad she was* GET THE [beep] OUT OF MY [beeping] HOUSE YOU [beeping] [beepers] AND IF YOU EVER COME BACK, I SWEAR TO [beeping] RA I'LL [beeping] KILL BOTH OF YOU [beepers]!!!!!! *slams the door so hard that the glass around it all shatters* AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!
YMarik: I think that went really well don't you?
Marik: You have one second to get out of my sight before I kill you.
YMarik: *takes off down the street to be followed by the cast*
Tornado & Seto: We are evil. *high-five*
The group arrives back at the house with Marik still fuming over what YMarik had said about him when the doorbell rings. Tornado jumps off of Joey's lap to get it. She opens the door to reveal six people standing in the doorway.
Tornado: Hey I was wondering when you all would get here. You missed a great dare.
All: No we saw you guys sneaking away so we decided to follow.
Tornado: Good than you didn't miss a thing. Come on in. *allows the door occupants to enter* *points to first person* This is Ratha Ryou Aree. This is Dark Angel. *points to second occupant* This is Silver and her yami, Silvercrystal. This is sonicshadowfreak. And finally this is Kaiba-Girl.
Mentioned: HI!
Tornado: Now, Kaiba-Girl, lately I have been having this teeny problem with fan girls peeking in my window to see if Kaiba's alone. So I need a favor. Do you think that you could sit next to him on the love seat?
K-G: Of course I could! Don't worry I won't take him, but I'll settle for Joey any day.
Tornado: I'd gladly give him to you, but I have a dare to. Hence why I'm in my bra and underwear. So you guys can find a seat anywhere you want.
Ratha Ryou Aree sat on the arm of the sofa next to Ryou. Dark Angel, sonicshadowfreak, Silver, and Silvercrystal on the opposite wall of the fireplace. And K-G sat down next to Seto on the love seat.
Marik: Now that we're situated, YMarik, truth or dare?
YMarik: I know this is stupid, but dare!
Marik: I dare you to prank phone call a Chinese joint.
YMarik: Couldn't you think of anything better to do? I do this for fun when I'm horny!
Everyone: TMI! TMI!
YMarik: *already has the number dialed**puts on speaker phone*
Chinese Guy: *in a Chinese accent* How are you? This is Harem's Dragon. How can I be of service?
YMarik: *in a seductive voice* Yes, this is Harry Balls; I need some hot and spicy Chinese boys delivered to my Playboy mansion on the double.
CG: So hot and spicy Chinese boys? Very good choice! Would you like anything else?
YMarik: Yes, how about you deliver it personally? I always like a sexy man delivering my entertainment!
CG: Yes, yes I'll get on that right away. *hangs up*
Cast: O.O What kind of Chinese joint did you call? The slut-boy service?
YMarik: That dumb-shit didn't even ask for my address. Anyway, Joey truth or dare?
Joey: Dare!
YMarik: *grins evilly* I dare you to go back to Mai's house dressed in that same dog suit and act all horny and shit.
Joey: Why is everybody picking on me? Kaiba-Girl can't you help me?
K-G: Joey you know my priorities. If it makes Seto happy I'm not over-ruling it.
Joey: Damn!
Joey put on the dog costume and began the humiliating walk for the second time that night. The rest of the guests followed closely behind with their cameras out for the second time that night. Joey came up to Mai's house and knocked on the door. She answered it again.
Mai: Joey why are you back here dressed like that? What is going on?
Joey: Mai I'm so horny right now I don't know what to do. Come on baby let's [beep] right here on the street. Come on you cheap slut! You know that you want me!
Mai: That's it! Joseph Wheeler you are so going down! *kicks him in the nuts again until he passes out, than slams the door catching his finger in the process*
Tristan & Yugi: *carry Joey back to the house like they did before*
Back at the house the gang is still busting into the occasional fits of laughter lead by Kaiba, and everyone except Tea and Joey were laughing. Once they settled down, Joey continued on with the game.
Joey: Kaiba, truth or dare?
Seto: Truth.
Joey: Big baby. *hands start sliding toward Tornado's rear*
Seto: I'm not stupid. Hey! Watch where those hands are going Wheeler!
Joey: Shit. *hands return to normal position* How did you really get all of your money.
Seto: You would believe me if I told you.
Joey: Try me.
Seto: Well, this is unknown to anyone in the public, and if anyone present here leaks it, you'll be getting a visit from me to your house and more than likely I'll have a knife or a gun close at hand, but my stepfather (who adopted Mokuba and I when we were ten) owned a prostitute service on top of Kaiba Corp. So that increased the pay by I don't know how much. When I found out about it I killed him.
Joey: O.O You killed a guy when you were ten?
Seto: No. I was twelve.
Joey: Ah. Even scarier. Perfect blackmail.
Seto: Not as perfect as the pictures your sweet, innocent sister got of you masturbating to a picture Mai.
Joey: O.O Damn! I thought I had the door closed.
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Seto: For the record, Tornado is the holder of those pictures not me.
Tornado: Yeah so don't get any wrong ideas. Thanx to my reviewers for giving me some cool ideas. Well, mainly Kaiba-Girl, but that's not the point. I couldn't have a fic without my reviewers.
DT: You know I think that there aren't as many Marik fans out there as we thought. Still nobody has sent love to Marik. Oh well. He's got his sister to deal with.
Isis:*just appears* Why was Marik acting like that at my house?
Tornado& DT: Because Yami dared him to.
Isis:*pissed* YAMI DARED HIM TO DO THAT?! WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON HIM! *stomps off to find Yami*
Tornado: You get the feeling that we shouldn't have told her that?
All:*look at each other* nah!
Suddenly yami runs in front of them with nothing but his boxers on.
All: O.O Yami what are you doing?
Yami: Hide me Isis is after me. Some how she found out that I was the one who dared Marik to say those things to her.
DT: Why are you only wearing your boxers?
Yami: Because she grabbed my clothes when I dodged her and ripped them off in the process.
All: Ah!
Isis: YAMI GET BACK HERE I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!
Yami: *takes off to be followed by Isis*
Isis: *chases Yami back and forth*
All: *watch them go back and forth* Poor Yami. NOT!