F.R.I.E.N.D.S
The one at Phoebe and Joey's wedding
Introduction: Okay. Here we go. Okay also for those of you who said I needed to make my stories longer you may have noticed that the past few ones have been bigger. Thanks for all your help. Also I don't have Microsoft word. My computer is so crappy it can't fit it. I have to write these stories on Notepad so I don't have spell check. I would also love for someone to check over my work but my printers broken. Don't worry soon enough all this will be fixed. And also sorry for forgetting the disclaimer in past stories. I'll try to remember them from now on. Now on with the wedding.
Disclaimer: I don't own Friends just these stories. They do not profit me in anyway. There just for pure entertainment. Friends belong to the brilliant minds of Marta Kaufman and David Crane.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Everyone is there. They are all in the living room.
Phoebe: I can't believe I'm getting married in two days.
Ross: Who ever thought Phoebe and Joey would get together.
Monica: I did.
Chandler: I didn't. I thought she was going to end up with Kip.
Phoebe: Why would I marry a jackass like him?
Joey: You like Kip better than me.
Chandler: Mon. help me out here.
Monica: You got yourself in this mess. You get yourself out.
Joey: And I let you us my air hockey table. Why are even with Monica. Why don't you go marry Kip?
Chandler: I just said a statement. When Phoebe and Kip went out. They were pretty hot.
Joey: What is this true Phoebe.
Phoebe: Not as hot as it is with you.
Ross: See. She can get herself out of trouble.
Chandler: What I can get myself out of trouble.
Everyone: Sure.
( Opening Theme. )
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe, Monica and Rachel are there in the living room.
Phoebe: I can't wait tell Saturday.
Rachel: I know. One of us is finally getting married.
Monica: To Joey. Who ever saw that coming?
Rachel: You did. You said that yourself.
Monica: But I never thought they would get married.
Phoebe: He is the best man in the world. I love him dearly.
Rachel: Dearly? That's a word I've never heard you use.
Phoebe: I can still remember when he proposed to me on the stage at the Golden Globes.
Monica: So can the whole world.
Rachel: I thought it was sweet and romantic. The best Ross could probably do is asking me at a dinosaur meeting.
Monica: Yeah. An emergency meeting. There still dead!
Phoebe: Well at least Ross has a job.
Monica: I have a job. I work for Joey remember.
Phoebe: Oh Yeah. He fired you.
Monica: Well if he didn't tell me then I'm not fired.
Phoebe: No. Your Fired.
Monica: Great. My best Friend is getting married and I just found out I'm jobless.
Rachel: You can work foe me.
Monica: How much pay.
Rachel: 20 dollars a week.
Monica: No.
Rachel: Well then you'll just have to stay jobless.
Monica: You know what I really want.
Phoebe: A baby.
Monica: Yeah. How did you know?
Phoebe: Remember the Janitor's Closet.
Monica: Don't remind me.
Rachel: I've never heard this story before.
Phoebe: Well....
Monica: No. Don't tell her.
Phoebe: Chandler and her were doing it in a Janitor's closet when Carol was giving birth.
Rachel: What!
Setting: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler, Joey and Ross are sitting on the couch eating pizza. Ben is sleeping in-between them.
Joey: I can't believe I'm getting married in 2 days.
Chandler: I can't believe your getting married at all.
Ross: It's just amazing. Joey your getting married.
Chandler: I still thought she and Kip would get together.
Joey: If you say that once more I'm going to kick your ass from here to china.
Chandler: Come down. When I first new Phoebe all she was was a mad drunken Kip crazy bitch.
Joey: What. What are you talking about?
Ross: Yeah what are you talking about?
Chandler: Don't tell Phoebe I told you any of this. But when Kip and her started going out she was an alcoholic that loved Kip a lot. When they broke up it wasn't Phoebe that broke up with Kip, Kip broke up with Phoebe. Phoebe was then homeless and lost all the money to buy beer so she started to become sober. Then when Monica needed a roommate Kip suggested Phoebe but I was actually going to tell Monica not to take her as a roommate but Kip told me not to.
Joey: I don't believe a word of it.!!1! Are you trying to sabatough my wedding? I thought you were my best Friend. Fafanopili.
Joey runs out of the apartment.
Ross: If Joey doesn't kill you Phoebe will.
Chandler: I just thought he should know what Phoebe use to be like.
Ross: I think he was better off not knowing.
Chandler: I better go find him. But all the time there's ever drama in our lives it always turns out to be a dream.
Ross: Huh.
Chandler: Remember the dream I had about Monica moving to Florida.
Ross: Oh.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. The girls are still in the living room. Chandler enters.
Chandler: Have any of you guys seen Joey.
Monica: No why.
Chandler: He ran off.
Phoebe: He WHAT!
Chandler: He ran off.
Rachel: Why?
Chandler: Is that any of your business.
Rachel: Have a cow. I only asked.
Chandler: Well don't.
Phoebe: Well I think it's my business why he ran off.
Chandler: I don't.
Phoebe gets and glares Chandler in the face.
Chandler: Okay I told him he looked fat.
Phoebe: Your lying. Why won't you tell me the truth?
Chandler: Because the truth hurts.
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Chandler: I told him about the time when you were an alcoholic and only quit because you had no money. I also told him you didn't break up with Kip he broke up with you.
Phoebe pushes Chandler out of the way, Grabs her coat and opens the door.
Phoebe: I trusted you.
Phoebe leaves.
Chandler: 2 for two. Any one else I can get made at me.
Setting: Kip's apartment. Joey knocks. Kip answers.
Kip: Whatever it is we don't want any.
Joey: No. I'm Joey Tribbiani.
Kip: So.
Joey: My friend Chandler ...
Kip: Chandler Bing?
Joey: Yes. Anyway. In two days I'm suppose to be marrying the most beautiful girl in the world.
Kip: Yasmine Bleeth?
Joey: NO! Phoebe Buffay.
Kip: Are you all right. You're marrying an alcoholic bitch.
Joey: Oh my god Chandler was telling the truth. See you and thanks for your help.
Joey runs off.
Kip: Your welcome for whatever I did.
Setting: Central Perk. Joey enters and goes to the Counter. Gunther is there.
Joey: Espresso please.
Gunther: Are you sure. The last time you had espresso you fainted on the floor.
Joey: I'm sure.
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther passes Joey an espresso. Joey drinks it and faints and falls to the ground. Phoebe enters and runs over to him.
Phoebe: You evil man. You let him drink espresso.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are there.
Joey: So is it true.
Phoebe: Yes it is.
Joey: Do you ever wish you were still with Kip?
Phoebe: No I love you.
Joey: Really.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Joey: This deserves a hug.
Joey and Phoebe hug.
Setting: Outside of the apartment. Everyone is against the door listening.
Monica: I think they made up.
Ross: So we can go in.
Chandler: I think.
Everyone enters. Phoebe and Joey stop hugging.
Joey: (Pointing at Chandler.) And you.
Chandler: I'm gonna deserve this.
Joey comes over and hugs Chandler and backs off.
Chandler: That's it.
Joey: What did you expect?
Chandler: For you to kill me.
Rachel: Okay this is all over with. Lets just get ready for the wedding tomorrow.
Phoebe: By Joey.
Joey: Where are you going?
Phoebe: Well its bad for the bride to see the groom before the wedding.
Joey: You actually knew that.
Monica: No she never. I told her.
Joey: So where are you staying?
Rachel: Our place.
Setting: The next day. Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is in a tux, Rachel in a blue dress and Phoebe dressed as the bride.
Phoebe: I'm getting married today.
Ross: Are you ready to go.
Phoebe: Sure I'm ready.
Rachel: Wait Wait.
Rachel runs into the bedroom and comes back out with a notepad.
Ross: What's that for.
Rachel: To record how many times Joey screws up.
Phoebe: Your mean.
Rachel: No I'm precise. I'm gonna win 50 bucks.
Phoebe: How.
Rachel: I have a bet with Chandler. Chandler thinks Joey will only screw up less than 5 times. Like that would ever happen.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Joey is standing up looking in the mirror at himself wearing a tux. Chandler and Monica enter.
Chandler: You not that good looking.
Joey: And you're not that funny.
Monica: Are you ready to go.
Joey: I don't know.
Monica: What! What ... What is wrong.
Joey: I have a squirrelly feeling.
Monica: Your just nervous. Its natural.
Joey: And what about the throwing up feeling.
Monica: That's natural too.
Chandler: Yeah I went threw the same thing.
Joey: But you were never married.
Chandler: I have a gay Father. Is that enough explanation for you?
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: Now lets go.
Setting: The church. At the back of the church ( I don't know what to call it. Just where the ceremony takes place. ) Joey, Rachel and Ross are there.
Joey: I'm so nervy.
Ross: You mean Nervous.
Joey: I said what I said.
Rachel: Good luck.
Rachel and Ross go to the front of the church. The music starts playing. (To us the music in the background is I'll be there for you.) Chandler and Monica walk down the aisle.
Monica: Oh my god.
Chandler Oh my god what?
Monica: Tuck in your shirt.
Chandler: Oh and I thought you were going to say something important.
Chandler breaks off and stands next to Joey. Monica stands over to the left. Ross and Rachel walk down next.
Ross: This sucks.
Rachel: It sucks that your best friend is getting married?
Ross: Well how come I'm just an usher and not the best man.
Rachel: Well Ross I'm afraid to point this out but they were roommates.
Ross: (Whiny.) It's no fair.
Ross goes next to Chandler and Rachel stands next to Monica. Kip comes down with Phoebe. (I'll be there for you is getting louder.) Kip goes over to Joey and passes Phoebe to him.
Kip: Take good care of her.
Joey: Thanks for giving her up. Her step dad's in prison and her real dad she doesn't even want to see.
Kip: Your welcome.
Kip goes next to Ross. They all turn and face the minister. The music stops.
Minister: We are gathered here today to bring Joey Tribianni and Phoebe Buffay in Holy matromoning. If anybody objects please say I.
Joey: I.
Minister: You object.
Joey: Oh I thought you said do you want a bar.
Rachel pulls her notepad out. Monica grabs it and throws into the audience.
Monica: (Whispering to Rachel.) You and Chandler are dead.
Minister: So no one objects. Okay lets begin. Phoebe repeats after me. I Phoebe will take Joey forever during Sickness and Love, Poorer or richer, Tell death parts us.
Phoebe repeats it.
Minister: Okay Joey. Clean your ears out.
Joey sticks a finger in both ears.
Joey: Clean.
Minister: Okay repeat after me. I Joey take thee Phoebe (And so on.)
Joey repeats.
Minister: You may kiss the bride.
Joey kisses Phoebe.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Three long tables are set up taking the space of the dining room and the living room. The wedding crew are there. At one table is the friends gang eating.
Phoebe: Mon I'm glad I hired you as a chef.
Monica: Yeah. By the way. I don't take checks.
Joey: Why not.
Monica: I'm unemployed I need straight money.
Ross: She's got a point.
Rachel: So are you guys leaving tonight or tomorrow for Florida.
Joey: Tomorrow.
Monica: Come here a sec Chandler.
Monica goes outside the apartment. Chandler follows.
Monica: Okay there married. I want a baby.
Chandler: What.
Monica: Meet me at our apartment. Go tell them an excuse.
Chandler: You really want a baby.
Monica: yes and I can't wait.
Chandler: I'll be right there.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Next day. Everyone is there. Joey and Phoebe got their bags packed.
Joey: We'll be off.
Ross: So Chandler, Mon what did you guys have to do last night.
Monica: Look for a job for me.
Rachel: At 12:30 at night.
Chandler: Best time to find a job.
Monica: Yeah.
Phoebe: Okay bye everyone.
Everyone except Phoebe and Joey: Bye.
Joey: Lets go.
(Closing Credits.)
So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your Job's a joke. Your love life's D.O.A
It's like your always stuck in second gear.
When its hasn't been your day, week, your month or even your year.
I'll be there for you when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you cause your there for me too.
The one at Phoebe and Joey's wedding
Introduction: Okay. Here we go. Okay also for those of you who said I needed to make my stories longer you may have noticed that the past few ones have been bigger. Thanks for all your help. Also I don't have Microsoft word. My computer is so crappy it can't fit it. I have to write these stories on Notepad so I don't have spell check. I would also love for someone to check over my work but my printers broken. Don't worry soon enough all this will be fixed. And also sorry for forgetting the disclaimer in past stories. I'll try to remember them from now on. Now on with the wedding.
Disclaimer: I don't own Friends just these stories. They do not profit me in anyway. There just for pure entertainment. Friends belong to the brilliant minds of Marta Kaufman and David Crane.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Everyone is there. They are all in the living room.
Phoebe: I can't believe I'm getting married in two days.
Ross: Who ever thought Phoebe and Joey would get together.
Monica: I did.
Chandler: I didn't. I thought she was going to end up with Kip.
Phoebe: Why would I marry a jackass like him?
Joey: You like Kip better than me.
Chandler: Mon. help me out here.
Monica: You got yourself in this mess. You get yourself out.
Joey: And I let you us my air hockey table. Why are even with Monica. Why don't you go marry Kip?
Chandler: I just said a statement. When Phoebe and Kip went out. They were pretty hot.
Joey: What is this true Phoebe.
Phoebe: Not as hot as it is with you.
Ross: See. She can get herself out of trouble.
Chandler: What I can get myself out of trouble.
Everyone: Sure.
( Opening Theme. )
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe, Monica and Rachel are there in the living room.
Phoebe: I can't wait tell Saturday.
Rachel: I know. One of us is finally getting married.
Monica: To Joey. Who ever saw that coming?
Rachel: You did. You said that yourself.
Monica: But I never thought they would get married.
Phoebe: He is the best man in the world. I love him dearly.
Rachel: Dearly? That's a word I've never heard you use.
Phoebe: I can still remember when he proposed to me on the stage at the Golden Globes.
Monica: So can the whole world.
Rachel: I thought it was sweet and romantic. The best Ross could probably do is asking me at a dinosaur meeting.
Monica: Yeah. An emergency meeting. There still dead!
Phoebe: Well at least Ross has a job.
Monica: I have a job. I work for Joey remember.
Phoebe: Oh Yeah. He fired you.
Monica: Well if he didn't tell me then I'm not fired.
Phoebe: No. Your Fired.
Monica: Great. My best Friend is getting married and I just found out I'm jobless.
Rachel: You can work foe me.
Monica: How much pay.
Rachel: 20 dollars a week.
Monica: No.
Rachel: Well then you'll just have to stay jobless.
Monica: You know what I really want.
Phoebe: A baby.
Monica: Yeah. How did you know?
Phoebe: Remember the Janitor's Closet.
Monica: Don't remind me.
Rachel: I've never heard this story before.
Phoebe: Well....
Monica: No. Don't tell her.
Phoebe: Chandler and her were doing it in a Janitor's closet when Carol was giving birth.
Rachel: What!
Setting: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler, Joey and Ross are sitting on the couch eating pizza. Ben is sleeping in-between them.
Joey: I can't believe I'm getting married in 2 days.
Chandler: I can't believe your getting married at all.
Ross: It's just amazing. Joey your getting married.
Chandler: I still thought she and Kip would get together.
Joey: If you say that once more I'm going to kick your ass from here to china.
Chandler: Come down. When I first new Phoebe all she was was a mad drunken Kip crazy bitch.
Joey: What. What are you talking about?
Ross: Yeah what are you talking about?
Chandler: Don't tell Phoebe I told you any of this. But when Kip and her started going out she was an alcoholic that loved Kip a lot. When they broke up it wasn't Phoebe that broke up with Kip, Kip broke up with Phoebe. Phoebe was then homeless and lost all the money to buy beer so she started to become sober. Then when Monica needed a roommate Kip suggested Phoebe but I was actually going to tell Monica not to take her as a roommate but Kip told me not to.
Joey: I don't believe a word of it.!!1! Are you trying to sabatough my wedding? I thought you were my best Friend. Fafanopili.
Joey runs out of the apartment.
Ross: If Joey doesn't kill you Phoebe will.
Chandler: I just thought he should know what Phoebe use to be like.
Ross: I think he was better off not knowing.
Chandler: I better go find him. But all the time there's ever drama in our lives it always turns out to be a dream.
Ross: Huh.
Chandler: Remember the dream I had about Monica moving to Florida.
Ross: Oh.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. The girls are still in the living room. Chandler enters.
Chandler: Have any of you guys seen Joey.
Monica: No why.
Chandler: He ran off.
Phoebe: He WHAT!
Chandler: He ran off.
Rachel: Why?
Chandler: Is that any of your business.
Rachel: Have a cow. I only asked.
Chandler: Well don't.
Phoebe: Well I think it's my business why he ran off.
Chandler: I don't.
Phoebe gets and glares Chandler in the face.
Chandler: Okay I told him he looked fat.
Phoebe: Your lying. Why won't you tell me the truth?
Chandler: Because the truth hurts.
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Chandler: I told him about the time when you were an alcoholic and only quit because you had no money. I also told him you didn't break up with Kip he broke up with you.
Phoebe pushes Chandler out of the way, Grabs her coat and opens the door.
Phoebe: I trusted you.
Phoebe leaves.
Chandler: 2 for two. Any one else I can get made at me.
Setting: Kip's apartment. Joey knocks. Kip answers.
Kip: Whatever it is we don't want any.
Joey: No. I'm Joey Tribbiani.
Kip: So.
Joey: My friend Chandler ...
Kip: Chandler Bing?
Joey: Yes. Anyway. In two days I'm suppose to be marrying the most beautiful girl in the world.
Kip: Yasmine Bleeth?
Joey: NO! Phoebe Buffay.
Kip: Are you all right. You're marrying an alcoholic bitch.
Joey: Oh my god Chandler was telling the truth. See you and thanks for your help.
Joey runs off.
Kip: Your welcome for whatever I did.
Setting: Central Perk. Joey enters and goes to the Counter. Gunther is there.
Joey: Espresso please.
Gunther: Are you sure. The last time you had espresso you fainted on the floor.
Joey: I'm sure.
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther passes Joey an espresso. Joey drinks it and faints and falls to the ground. Phoebe enters and runs over to him.
Phoebe: You evil man. You let him drink espresso.
Setting: Phoebe and Joey's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are there.
Joey: So is it true.
Phoebe: Yes it is.
Joey: Do you ever wish you were still with Kip?
Phoebe: No I love you.
Joey: Really.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Joey: This deserves a hug.
Joey and Phoebe hug.
Setting: Outside of the apartment. Everyone is against the door listening.
Monica: I think they made up.
Ross: So we can go in.
Chandler: I think.
Everyone enters. Phoebe and Joey stop hugging.
Joey: (Pointing at Chandler.) And you.
Chandler: I'm gonna deserve this.
Joey comes over and hugs Chandler and backs off.
Chandler: That's it.
Joey: What did you expect?
Chandler: For you to kill me.
Rachel: Okay this is all over with. Lets just get ready for the wedding tomorrow.
Phoebe: By Joey.
Joey: Where are you going?
Phoebe: Well its bad for the bride to see the groom before the wedding.
Joey: You actually knew that.
Monica: No she never. I told her.
Joey: So where are you staying?
Rachel: Our place.
Setting: The next day. Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is in a tux, Rachel in a blue dress and Phoebe dressed as the bride.
Phoebe: I'm getting married today.
Ross: Are you ready to go.
Phoebe: Sure I'm ready.
Rachel: Wait Wait.
Rachel runs into the bedroom and comes back out with a notepad.
Ross: What's that for.
Rachel: To record how many times Joey screws up.
Phoebe: Your mean.
Rachel: No I'm precise. I'm gonna win 50 bucks.
Phoebe: How.
Rachel: I have a bet with Chandler. Chandler thinks Joey will only screw up less than 5 times. Like that would ever happen.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Joey is standing up looking in the mirror at himself wearing a tux. Chandler and Monica enter.
Chandler: You not that good looking.
Joey: And you're not that funny.
Monica: Are you ready to go.
Joey: I don't know.
Monica: What! What ... What is wrong.
Joey: I have a squirrelly feeling.
Monica: Your just nervous. Its natural.
Joey: And what about the throwing up feeling.
Monica: That's natural too.
Chandler: Yeah I went threw the same thing.
Joey: But you were never married.
Chandler: I have a gay Father. Is that enough explanation for you?
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: Now lets go.
Setting: The church. At the back of the church ( I don't know what to call it. Just where the ceremony takes place. ) Joey, Rachel and Ross are there.
Joey: I'm so nervy.
Ross: You mean Nervous.
Joey: I said what I said.
Rachel: Good luck.
Rachel and Ross go to the front of the church. The music starts playing. (To us the music in the background is I'll be there for you.) Chandler and Monica walk down the aisle.
Monica: Oh my god.
Chandler Oh my god what?
Monica: Tuck in your shirt.
Chandler: Oh and I thought you were going to say something important.
Chandler breaks off and stands next to Joey. Monica stands over to the left. Ross and Rachel walk down next.
Ross: This sucks.
Rachel: It sucks that your best friend is getting married?
Ross: Well how come I'm just an usher and not the best man.
Rachel: Well Ross I'm afraid to point this out but they were roommates.
Ross: (Whiny.) It's no fair.
Ross goes next to Chandler and Rachel stands next to Monica. Kip comes down with Phoebe. (I'll be there for you is getting louder.) Kip goes over to Joey and passes Phoebe to him.
Kip: Take good care of her.
Joey: Thanks for giving her up. Her step dad's in prison and her real dad she doesn't even want to see.
Kip: Your welcome.
Kip goes next to Ross. They all turn and face the minister. The music stops.
Minister: We are gathered here today to bring Joey Tribianni and Phoebe Buffay in Holy matromoning. If anybody objects please say I.
Joey: I.
Minister: You object.
Joey: Oh I thought you said do you want a bar.
Rachel pulls her notepad out. Monica grabs it and throws into the audience.
Monica: (Whispering to Rachel.) You and Chandler are dead.
Minister: So no one objects. Okay lets begin. Phoebe repeats after me. I Phoebe will take Joey forever during Sickness and Love, Poorer or richer, Tell death parts us.
Phoebe repeats it.
Minister: Okay Joey. Clean your ears out.
Joey sticks a finger in both ears.
Joey: Clean.
Minister: Okay repeat after me. I Joey take thee Phoebe (And so on.)
Joey repeats.
Minister: You may kiss the bride.
Joey kisses Phoebe.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Three long tables are set up taking the space of the dining room and the living room. The wedding crew are there. At one table is the friends gang eating.
Phoebe: Mon I'm glad I hired you as a chef.
Monica: Yeah. By the way. I don't take checks.
Joey: Why not.
Monica: I'm unemployed I need straight money.
Ross: She's got a point.
Rachel: So are you guys leaving tonight or tomorrow for Florida.
Joey: Tomorrow.
Monica: Come here a sec Chandler.
Monica goes outside the apartment. Chandler follows.
Monica: Okay there married. I want a baby.
Chandler: What.
Monica: Meet me at our apartment. Go tell them an excuse.
Chandler: You really want a baby.
Monica: yes and I can't wait.
Chandler: I'll be right there.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Next day. Everyone is there. Joey and Phoebe got their bags packed.
Joey: We'll be off.
Ross: So Chandler, Mon what did you guys have to do last night.
Monica: Look for a job for me.
Rachel: At 12:30 at night.
Chandler: Best time to find a job.
Monica: Yeah.
Phoebe: Okay bye everyone.
Everyone except Phoebe and Joey: Bye.
Joey: Lets go.
(Closing Credits.)
So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your Job's a joke. Your love life's D.O.A
It's like your always stuck in second gear.
When its hasn't been your day, week, your month or even your year.
I'll be there for you when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you cause your there for me too.