Tornado: Hey peeps!  I just wanted to let you know that anyone who is in the fic currently will be staying in the fic unless they specifically ask to be removed.  There is one thing that I would like to know though: I want to know who your favorite bishie is. 

DT: Yes, and finally Marik got love sent to him from two people: Seto-Yugi's Grl and Siryn in the Shadows.

Marik: Yeah!  I do have fans!

Seto: I have more fans than you do.

Marik: Nuh-uh!

Seto: Uh-huh!

Marik: Nuh-uh!

Seto: We could argue this all day long, but it would still remain that I do have more fan girls.

Marik: Whatever. Tornado doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh by the way.

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            We just had some major forms of TMI in our last chapter.  Now everybody is sitting in their seats stunned by the things that were said.

DT: Can we just continue with the game?

Seto: Yeah.  Okay, Kaiba-Girl, truth or dare?

K-G: Dare!

Seto: I dare you to call AOL and demand.

K-G: What kind of service though, be more specific.

Seto: Make it interesting.

K-G: *thinks a bit* Okay, I have the perfect idea. *grabs the phone* *dials AOL's number*

AOL Woman: Hello this is Imma Bitch, how may I help you?

K-G: Yes, I just wanted to say that your porno sights suck.  I can never get any good porn when I search through AOL, but when I go to MSN there are about ten better sights on there.

IB: Ma'am we're not responsible for the sights that you view on our website.

K-G: One other thing, your parental controls suck Yami's balls.

IB: Suck whose balls?

K-G: You've never heard of the powerful pharaoh of Egypt?

IB: No, and I studied Egyptology in college, none of the texts metioned a pharaoh named Yami. 

Yami:*grabs the phone from K-G* THAN YOU NEED NEW TEXT BOOKS MS. BITCH! BECAUSE I WAS THE BEST PHARAOH THAT THERE EVER WAS!

IB: Oh now I know who you're talking about.  That stupid pharaoh that thought he was the greatest ruler of all just because he had this stupid millennium puzzle that didn't do anything except hang around his neck.  Isn't he also the one that "trapped" all of the make-believe monsters away into stone tablets?

K-G:*grabs the phone back from Yami* That would be the one.  Well he was sealed into the millennium puzzle and now shares a body with the world champion of Duel Monsters.

IB: Poor guy.  He's stuck with a disillusioned cracked-up old pharaoh that's seen better ages.  Isn't he like all wrinkled and stuff?

K-G: No, he looks like he's sixteen years old.

IB: I saw a carving of him in the Domino Museum, and oh baby he was hot.  Egotistical, but hot all the same.

K-G: Like you said though that was a carving.  He's hideous in person.

IB: You know what, our porno sights really do suck.  I'll get right on trying to get us some good porno for you.  Thank you for alerting us.

K-G: Good-bye. *hangs up* Was that interesting enough?

Tornado: I'm not the only one that thinks Yami's a crack-up pot-leaf headed old disillusioned pharaoh.

Yami: The monsters were real dammit!

YMarik & Bakura: We know Yami, we know.

K-G: Okay it's time for me to dare.  Dark Angel, truth or dare?

DA: Dare.

K-G: I dare you to ask Marik what his favorite soap opera is.

DA: That's a good question, Marik what is your favorite soap opera?

Marik: Do I look like the kind of guy that watches soap operas?

YMarik: He likes to watch Days of Our Lives.

Marik: YMARIK!  Why did you tell them that?

YMarik: Because I wanted to.

Marik: Well at least I don't watch Dexter's Laboratory.

YMarik: Hey, the guy reminds me of me.

Tornado: Yeah, that's what I think too.

Marik: You watch Dexter's Laboratory?

Tornado: No DT does.

Marik: Two psychotic yamis watch the same stupid child's show?

Bakura: Don't you be dissing Dexter's Laboratory!

Tornado: Make that three psychotic yamis.

DA: I have a dare!  Can I go! Can I go!

Tornado: Sure, shoot.

DA: Bakura, I dare you to throw a tennis ball at Yami's crotch.

Bakura: WAHOOO!!!!!  I've wanted to do that for five thousand years!

DA: Here you go. *tosses Bakura a tennis ball*

Bakura:*does something that nobody can see*  Here I go! *launches the ball at yami as hard as he possibly can* *hits its mark*

Yami:*doubles over in pain*  Dear Ra, help me.*passes out*

Bakura: J J J ^___^ J J J  That was so much fun.  I want to do it again.

Tornado:*picks up the tennis ball* Why is it so heavy Bakura?

Bakura: Because I injected mercury into it.

Tornado: Oh.

Bakura: It's my turn.  Joey truth or dare?

Joey: Dare.

Bakura: I dare you to do Kaiba's dare from the beginning, except this time you have to do it to Serenity.

Joey: WHAT? THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING THAT TO MY OWN SISTER!  CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT SHE'D THINK OF ME?

Tornado: Joey, it's a dare, and I want to see it done. 

K-G: I'll smooth things over with her than Joey.

Joey: Do I get a punishment?

Bakura: You have to make-out with Kaiba.

Joey: I think I'll do the dare.

            The gets up for the third time that night, and heads out to Serenity's place with Joey as the leader.  He went up to her door and knocked on it.  Serenity answered the door immediately.

Serenity: Hey, big brother, what are you doing here dressed like that?

Joey:*gulps* Serenity, why don't you let me in so we can screw on the kitchen counter.

Serenity: O.O What?

Joey: You look so sexy standing there looking all surprised by this.  Come on, let's get it on right now.

Serenity: Joey, here's a hundred bucks, call a slut service and get one of them to do you in, not your own sister.

Joey: But none of them will be as good as you.  I won't get that rush of knowing that I'm [beeping] my own sister and nobody knows it.

Serenity: Joey, you need help very badly.  Perhaps you should look into sex therapy.

Joey: Would you like to give me it right now? *licks his lips, and moves closer to Serenity*

Serenity: That does I tried to be patient with you, but now you pissed me off! Take this! *kicks him in the ball several times before slamming the door on him*

Yami:*hurries over to pick him up* I know how you feel.  Mine are going to hurt like hell tomorrow.

            The gang walked/rolled from laughing so hard, home where they got settled back into their seats.  Even Tea joined in on the giggle fits.

Joey: Tea! I thought that you'd be the only one that wasn't laughing at me.

Tea: Sorry, Joey, but it was too funny not to laugh at.  Why did you make more of an effort there than you did at Mai's?

Joey: Because Mai can do a lot worse damage than Serenity can.  And because I didn't want anybody saying that I didn't try and I had to kiss Kaiba.

Tea: Yeah, right.

Joey: Tea truth or dare?

Tea: Dare.

Joey: I dare you to eat Meow Mix.

Tea: EWWE, GROSS!  Can I get a ruling?

Tornado: Tea, Marik and Joey had to act horny to their sisters, do you honestly think that I'm going to switch this dare just because you have to eat cat food?

Tea: I had my hopes.

Tornado: Dream on, and eat up. *makes bowel appear*

Tea:*grabs a handful and eats it*  You know, this isn't half bad.

YMarik: Let me try. *eats some*  That's actually pretty good. *grabs the bowel from Tea and chows down*

Cast: O.O Okay then.

Tea: Yami, truth or dare?

Yami: /Tea's pretty nice/ Dare.

Tea: I dare you to dance and sing "Opps I Did It Again"

Yami: But you're the nice one here?

Tea: I've had fantasies about you doing it, and I seized my opportunity to see it in reality.

Yami: Ra help me. *music comes on* *sings in tone deaf voice*

::Opps, I did it again::

::I Played with your heart, got lost in the game::

::Opps, you think I'm in love::

::Is it from above::

::I'm not that innocent::

Cast: Shut up you're the worst singer I've ever heard!

Tea: Wow, he's so hot.

Yami: Why is everybody always picking on me?  (AN- Don't own Limp Bizkit)

Tornado: Because you're fun to pick on.

Yami: Let's see, who hasn't gone yet.  Silver, truth or dare?

Silver: Dare.

Yami: I dare you to do a strip dance on the table.

Tornado: No way, Yami.  You can do that to me, DT, or one of the cast members, but I can't allow you to do that to a reviewer.

Fire Chic: I'll do it.

Tornado: You will?

FC: If you and DT do it with me.

Tornado: I'm in my bra and underwear already.

FC: So get dressed and do it.

Tornado: I don't know…

Seto: Please, Tornado.

Tornado: Okay.*gets dressed* DT you're doing it too.

DT: Have I ever passed up an opportunity to take off my clothes in a guy's presence?

Tornado & FC: Good point.

            The three girls got up onto the table.  Lights go out and a strobe light replaces it.  Rave type music starts to play.  Girls start taking off their clothes, but stop once they're in their undergarments.  The girls get down, and return to their seats.

Tornado: Remind me never to do that again.

FC & DT: Sissy girl.

Boys: *____* Wow.

Seto: Can I get a private show of that sometime?

Tornado: You'll only have one performer. *glares at FC*

FC: Got it he's yours not mine.

DT: What did you think about that YMarik?

YMarik: I'd like a private show as well.

DT: I'll be glad to give you one.

YMarik: ^_____^

FC: Okay, I don't have any dares.

Tornado: I got one.  Dark Angel, truth or dare?

DA: Dare.

Tornado: I dare you to kiss Bakura.

DA: With pleasure. *kisses Bakura for ten minutes*

Bakura: *___* Wow, you're a good kisser.

DA: Thanks.

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Tornado: Well, what did you think of chapter five?

DT: I liked it.

Tornado: That's because you got to take your clothes off in front of YMarik.

DT: SO?

Seto: I liked it.

DT: Because you got to see my hikari strip.

Seto: What's your point?

Tornado: Let's not fight and kill each other before the next chapter, okay.

Joey: Where's K-G?

Tornado: Smoothing things over with Serenity.

Serenity & K-G:*appear*

Serenity: Joey, I'm so sorry.  I didn't know that it was a dare.

Joey: That's okay, sis, but if you want to do me a favor you can go after Bakura for me because he was the one that dared me to do it.

Bakura: YOU SNITCH!

Serenity: You're the one that made my brother do that huh?

Bakura: Yes, I'd do it again in a second.

Serenity: DIE BAKA TOMB RAIDER!

Dark Angel:*appears* No one touches Bakura except me!

Serenity: Oh Yeah?

DA: YEAH!

Both Girls: *get into a dust-cloud fight*

Cast: We are not getting in this. R&R.