F.R.I.E.N.D.S
The one at the Doctor's Office
By: Michael.
Disclaimer: I do not own Friends. Just these stories. They are only meant for entertainment. Friends was created by the brilliant mind of David Crane and Marta Kaufman.
Introduction: This is the start of my second season. The first season was a good one. Not many sad or Dramatic parts. My personal favourite was The one at Phoebe and Joey's wedding. At the beginning of the season the stories were shorter and got longer along the way. These will get longer along the way too. This will have sad parts in this season but don't worry I will always end the seasons happy. Also this season will try to concentrate on ages and birthdays. I'm trying to make these scripts as close to the real friends as I can. By the way. I finally have Microsoft word.
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is in their usual spots.
Monica: Owww!
Chandler: Are you having one of those cramps again?
Ross: Mon. You've been having cramps.
Monica: Yeah. They're only little cramps though.
Joey: you should get that checked out by a doctor.
Monica: (Glaring at Joey.) No shit Sherlock.
Phoebe: No. Don't say bad words. You don't want to put that out into the universe.
Rachel: So Phoebe how was your honeymoon.
Phoebe: it was great. Florida is awesome. We were at Disneyland all the time. I love Disneyland.
Joey: yeah. And we even met. (Excited.) Mickey mouse.
Phoebe: And don't forget Snow white.
Joey: Yeah and Snow White.
Phoebe: I want to go to Florida again.
Monica: Again. You just spent two weeks there.
Joey: it was the time of our lives down there.
Rachel: Well good for you guys.
Chandler: Anyone happen to catch The time of the day last night.
Joey: Yeah. The season opener of the second season. But for some reason they put it on in July.
Ross: last night was the best one ever.
Monica: Owww!
Joey: Was the show last night that bad?
Monica: No. Another cramp.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting down watching TV. Monica comes out of their room, which is Joey's old room.
Monica: ready to go.
Chandler: Explain to me again why I have to go to your doctor's appointment with you.
Monica: Because where in a serious relationship and also because I told you to.
Chandler: But I want to stay home and watch movies.
Monica: It's either the TV or me.
Chandler: Fine I'll go.
Chandler gets up and grabs the coat.
Chandler: Wait. I'll only go if we can get a ice cream on the way back.
Monica: Fine.
Chandler: Good. Now lets go.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. There is a computer desk against the wall by the bathroom. There is a brand new computer on top. Phoebe is sitting at the desk. Joey comes out of their bedroom, which used to be Monica's and Chandler's.
Joey: I'm off
Phoebe: Wait. Explain to me again why your having Rachel to teach you how to play croquet.
Joey: well it would be nice if one of the things on my résumé was true.
Phoebe: Oh that's why. Well I love you see you and thanks for the computer.
Joey: your welcome. Love you too. Bye.
Joey exits.
Phoebe: (To the computer.) Okay Mr. Computer. Turn on. (Pause.) Turn on. (Pause.) And Joey said you were user Friendly. (Pause.) If you don't work I'm kicken your ass. (Pause.) You more like bully mean. (Pause.) Fine. Be Perky.
Setting: A field. The croquet rings are set up. Joey and Rachel are there. Joey has a mallet in his hand and a ball next to it on the ground.
Joey: So you're saying that the object of the game is to rip the rings out of the ground.
Rachel: Are you as dumb as a stump.
Joey: That's it. I'm outta here.
Rachel: why.
Joey: Your not even trying to teach me. All day you've been calling me stupid and making cracks at me. Here's a crack. FaFanapoli.
Joey walks away.
Rachel: Did he just tell me to F**K off.
Setting: Doctor's office. Chandler and Monica are there. Doctor enters.
Doctor: We've discovered why you've been having cramps.
Chandler gets down on me.
Chandler: Oh god. Take me instead.
Monica: Chandler get up.
Chandler: Fine.
Chandler gets up.
Chandler: So what's up Doc. (Starts laughing and bobbing his head and pointing.)?
Monica hits him in the back of the head.
Chandler: Well actually Honey at first it wasn't suppose to be funny it just came out that way.
Monica: I don't care. (To the doctor.) So what is up doc?
Doctor: Well I hope you'll be excited. I always love giving the good news. You're pregnant.
Chandler: I'm gonna have a child.
Monica: We're going to have a child and its not gonna it going to.
Chandler: Since when did you become my English teacher?
Monica: Since I kissed you at Florida.
Chandler: Oh honey.
Chandler kisses Monica.
Doctor: Well you seem happy.
Monica and Chandler break the kiss.
Doctor: Monica you will have to come back in 2 months to see how the baby's doing and what Gender it is.
Monica: Thanks doc.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe is still yelling at the computer.
Phoebe: YOU STUPID COMPUTER!
Phoebe throws the screen on the floor and its smashes. Phoebe: I told you I would kick your ass.
Joey enters.
Joey: Who were you screaming at?
Phoebe: That stupid computer (Pointing at the smashed screen.)
Joey: Ah it doesn't matter. It was only 500 dollars for the screen.
Phoebe: Why are you home early.
Joey: Rachel kept saying I was stupid.
Phoebe: Oh honey. Rachel is stup.
Rachel enters.
Phoebe: Rachel is stupendous.
Rachel: Nice cover up.
Joey: Get out of my apartment you stupid caller.
Phoebe: I'll leave you two alone.
Phoebe heads toward the door.
Joey: Don't leave.
Phoebe: Okay. I heard you the first time.
Rachel: Pheebs. He only said it once.
Joey: Hey. Don't talk about my wife that way.
Rachel: Well listen instead of being so stubborn.
Joey: Oh now you call me stubborn.
Rachel: Joey. I was just trying to teach you how to play croquet.
Phoebe tries to leave again.
Joey: I said don't go. (To Rachel.) Do you call Ross stupid?
Rachel: Do I have to answer that?
Joey: Yes.
Rachel: No.
Joey: So why did you keep calling me stupid.
Rachel: I don't know. I guess I was just being stupid.
Joey: Fine. You're forgiven.
Rachel: Thanks Joe.
Rachel leaves.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Where we left off.
Phoebe: (pointing at the broken computer screen.) By the way. That computer is not user friendly.
End.
Well how did you like the first episode of the second season? Monica got her wish. Anyway if any Malcolm fans are reading these stories check out my Malcolm story. Malcolm in the Middle: Vacation.
The one at the Doctor's Office
By: Michael.
Disclaimer: I do not own Friends. Just these stories. They are only meant for entertainment. Friends was created by the brilliant mind of David Crane and Marta Kaufman.
Introduction: This is the start of my second season. The first season was a good one. Not many sad or Dramatic parts. My personal favourite was The one at Phoebe and Joey's wedding. At the beginning of the season the stories were shorter and got longer along the way. These will get longer along the way too. This will have sad parts in this season but don't worry I will always end the seasons happy. Also this season will try to concentrate on ages and birthdays. I'm trying to make these scripts as close to the real friends as I can. By the way. I finally have Microsoft word.
Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is in their usual spots.
Monica: Owww!
Chandler: Are you having one of those cramps again?
Ross: Mon. You've been having cramps.
Monica: Yeah. They're only little cramps though.
Joey: you should get that checked out by a doctor.
Monica: (Glaring at Joey.) No shit Sherlock.
Phoebe: No. Don't say bad words. You don't want to put that out into the universe.
Rachel: So Phoebe how was your honeymoon.
Phoebe: it was great. Florida is awesome. We were at Disneyland all the time. I love Disneyland.
Joey: yeah. And we even met. (Excited.) Mickey mouse.
Phoebe: And don't forget Snow white.
Joey: Yeah and Snow White.
Phoebe: I want to go to Florida again.
Monica: Again. You just spent two weeks there.
Joey: it was the time of our lives down there.
Rachel: Well good for you guys.
Chandler: Anyone happen to catch The time of the day last night.
Joey: Yeah. The season opener of the second season. But for some reason they put it on in July.
Ross: last night was the best one ever.
Monica: Owww!
Joey: Was the show last night that bad?
Monica: No. Another cramp.
(Opening Theme.)
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting down watching TV. Monica comes out of their room, which is Joey's old room.
Monica: ready to go.
Chandler: Explain to me again why I have to go to your doctor's appointment with you.
Monica: Because where in a serious relationship and also because I told you to.
Chandler: But I want to stay home and watch movies.
Monica: It's either the TV or me.
Chandler: Fine I'll go.
Chandler gets up and grabs the coat.
Chandler: Wait. I'll only go if we can get a ice cream on the way back.
Monica: Fine.
Chandler: Good. Now lets go.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. There is a computer desk against the wall by the bathroom. There is a brand new computer on top. Phoebe is sitting at the desk. Joey comes out of their bedroom, which used to be Monica's and Chandler's.
Joey: I'm off
Phoebe: Wait. Explain to me again why your having Rachel to teach you how to play croquet.
Joey: well it would be nice if one of the things on my résumé was true.
Phoebe: Oh that's why. Well I love you see you and thanks for the computer.
Joey: your welcome. Love you too. Bye.
Joey exits.
Phoebe: (To the computer.) Okay Mr. Computer. Turn on. (Pause.) Turn on. (Pause.) And Joey said you were user Friendly. (Pause.) If you don't work I'm kicken your ass. (Pause.) You more like bully mean. (Pause.) Fine. Be Perky.
Setting: A field. The croquet rings are set up. Joey and Rachel are there. Joey has a mallet in his hand and a ball next to it on the ground.
Joey: So you're saying that the object of the game is to rip the rings out of the ground.
Rachel: Are you as dumb as a stump.
Joey: That's it. I'm outta here.
Rachel: why.
Joey: Your not even trying to teach me. All day you've been calling me stupid and making cracks at me. Here's a crack. FaFanapoli.
Joey walks away.
Rachel: Did he just tell me to F**K off.
Setting: Doctor's office. Chandler and Monica are there. Doctor enters.
Doctor: We've discovered why you've been having cramps.
Chandler gets down on me.
Chandler: Oh god. Take me instead.
Monica: Chandler get up.
Chandler: Fine.
Chandler gets up.
Chandler: So what's up Doc. (Starts laughing and bobbing his head and pointing.)?
Monica hits him in the back of the head.
Chandler: Well actually Honey at first it wasn't suppose to be funny it just came out that way.
Monica: I don't care. (To the doctor.) So what is up doc?
Doctor: Well I hope you'll be excited. I always love giving the good news. You're pregnant.
Chandler: I'm gonna have a child.
Monica: We're going to have a child and its not gonna it going to.
Chandler: Since when did you become my English teacher?
Monica: Since I kissed you at Florida.
Chandler: Oh honey.
Chandler kisses Monica.
Doctor: Well you seem happy.
Monica and Chandler break the kiss.
Doctor: Monica you will have to come back in 2 months to see how the baby's doing and what Gender it is.
Monica: Thanks doc.
Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe is still yelling at the computer.
Phoebe: YOU STUPID COMPUTER!
Phoebe throws the screen on the floor and its smashes. Phoebe: I told you I would kick your ass.
Joey enters.
Joey: Who were you screaming at?
Phoebe: That stupid computer (Pointing at the smashed screen.)
Joey: Ah it doesn't matter. It was only 500 dollars for the screen.
Phoebe: Why are you home early.
Joey: Rachel kept saying I was stupid.
Phoebe: Oh honey. Rachel is stup.
Rachel enters.
Phoebe: Rachel is stupendous.
Rachel: Nice cover up.
Joey: Get out of my apartment you stupid caller.
Phoebe: I'll leave you two alone.
Phoebe heads toward the door.
Joey: Don't leave.
Phoebe: Okay. I heard you the first time.
Rachel: Pheebs. He only said it once.
Joey: Hey. Don't talk about my wife that way.
Rachel: Well listen instead of being so stubborn.
Joey: Oh now you call me stubborn.
Rachel: Joey. I was just trying to teach you how to play croquet.
Phoebe tries to leave again.
Joey: I said don't go. (To Rachel.) Do you call Ross stupid?
Rachel: Do I have to answer that?
Joey: Yes.
Rachel: No.
Joey: So why did you keep calling me stupid.
Rachel: I don't know. I guess I was just being stupid.
Joey: Fine. You're forgiven.
Rachel: Thanks Joe.
Rachel leaves.
(Closing Credits.)
Setting: Where we left off.
Phoebe: (pointing at the broken computer screen.) By the way. That computer is not user friendly.
End.
Well how did you like the first episode of the second season? Monica got her wish. Anyway if any Malcolm fans are reading these stories check out my Malcolm story. Malcolm in the Middle: Vacation.