Tornado: Hiya people! Last chapter was such a success! I got eight reviews, and I almost have twenty-five reviews on this story!
DT: Tornado's had a bit of writer's block with this fic for a little while, but now she's got plenty of ideas.
Tornado: I did not get writer's block, DT. I was busy with my other two stories that I just started.
DT: The non-humorous ones that aren't getting any reviews?
Tornado: SHUT UP! IT'S NOT MY FUALT THAT WHEN I WRITE A REGULAR STORY IT TAKES A MILLION
CHAPTERS TO GET TO THE PLOT!!!!
DT: I'm not dissing your style of writing I'm just saying that they didn't get a lot of reviews.
Tornado: Whatever. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh by the way or any of the guests that appear in the fic.
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Last time both Joey and Yami got hurting balls, we had guests that joined us, and Dark Angel kissed Bakura. Everybody is waiting for DA to come up with a dare when the doorbell rings. Tornado goes to answer it, and opens the door to reveal GI and Sarah.
Tornado: Hey guys come on in. Everybody these are two of Dark Angel's friends, GI and Sarah.
GI& Sarah:*wave and sit next to DA*
DA: I CAN'T THINK OF A DAMNED DARE!
GI: I can! I dare Yami and Bakura to tease WYLTK'S Gyrados.
Yami& Bakura: What is a Gyrados?
Sarah& DA: IMPY!
GI: It's a dare. They have to do it.
Tornado: This is the one dare that I will rule as undoable. I REFUSE to have a large, blue, carnivorous sea serpent with a vicious attitude and the ability to send energy blasts running around my house! Even though I like large, blue, carnivorous sea serpents with vicious attitudes, a.k.a Gyrados, I don't have a pokeball to catch it in, and that's the only way that thing's calming down!
Cast: What the hell is a pokeball?
Tornado: You really need to watch other anime.
Sonicshadowfreak: I have a dare! Joey, truth or dare.
Joey: Dare.
Sonicshadowfreak: I dare you to make out with either Bakura or Kaiba.
Joey: No way! You know what I did to my sister last time just so I didn't have to kiss Kaiba!
Sonicshadowfreak: Then kiss Bakura.
Joey:*looks at DA*
DA:*glaring dangerously at Joey*
Joey: O.O I'll kiss Kaiba. ;____;
Seto: TORNADO, GIVE ME A RULING FAST!
Tornado: Seto, I love you, but the dare dose not involve a large, blue, carnivorous sea serpent with a vicious attitude and the ability to send energy blasts so I can't over rule it.
Seto: GOD, HELP ME!
Joey: ;____; I'm going to hate myself tomorrow.
K-G: Tornado!
Tornado:*eyes shut tight with her fingers in her ears*
Joey:*makes out with Seto for two seconds*
Seto& Joey:*run off to throw up repeatedly* *brush their teeth a million times with Clorox bleach and gargle down four big bottles of mouthwash* *come back with blinding teeth and breath that makes the room smell like mint*
Joey: THE NEXT PERSON THAT DOES THAT IS GOING TO GET THE BIGGEST ASS WHOOPING OF THEIR WHOLE LIFE!
Tornado:*opens her eyes and takes her fingers out of her ears* And you must face the all-powerful authoress.
Seto: I want my Tornado.
Tornado:*in cute, innocent voice* Oh, Joey!
Joey: Yeah?
Tornado: Can I go back to my boyfriend now?
Joey:*looks at Kaiba*
Seto:*makes a fist and a punching motion downward*
Joey: O.O Of course you can. K-G you want to come over here?
K-G: ^____^ OF COURSE I DO! Here's your seat, Tornado.
Tornado: Thanks for keeping my spot warm, K-G.
K-G: You're welcome. *sits next to Joey and glomps him*
Tornado:*sits on Seto's lap*
Seto:*glomps Tornado*
Everybody: O.O
Tornado: o.o Seto, can I put some clothing on?
Seto:*child-arguing-voice* No!
Tornado: I'll give you cookie.
Seto:*same voice* NO!
Tornado: I'll let you sleep in my sleeping bag.
Seto:*back to normal* Really?
Tornado: Yeah.
Seto:*back to childish voice* NO!
Tornado: I'll wear something revealing.
Seto:*same voice* I want a kiss.
Tornado: You should have just asked in the first place. *French's him* Better?
Seto: *__* Wha?
Tornado:*gets off of Seto's lap* *pulls on her baggy black pants, and black sleeveless shirt with detached sleeves that fasten over her thumb and go to the spot where a t-shirt sleeves would end* Joey it's your turn. *sits on Seto's lap to be glomped again* Now I know how you guys feel when these rabid fan girls glomp you.
Boys (minus Tristan): It's annoying as hell.
Tristan: You guys had rabid fan girls?
Cast:*sweatdrops*
Joey: Ratha Ryou Aree, truth or dare?
RRA: Dare.
Joey: I dare you, DT, FC, & Tornado to go to Pegasus's castle, bring him back here, and beat the shit out of him.
Girls: HELL YEAH! *go to leave*
Seto: WAIT!
Tornado: You can glomp me later.
Seto: No it's not that. Take this anti-Pegasus-germ-lotion-mabobber.
Girls: THANKS! *apply it* *suddenly glow different colors* Tornado:*glows Seto-blue* (AN- I mean the color of his eyes) DT:*glows black* FC:*glows red* RRA:*glows gold* (AN- I didn't know RRA's favorite color so…) We're off!
The girls return moments later with Pegasus bound and gagged. The girls are still glowing, as they beat the shit out of Pegasus.
Tornado: THIS IS FOR STEALING MY BOYFRIEND'S SOUL! *kicks him REALLY hard in the balls with the heel of her boot*
DT: THIS IS FOR BEING A LOUSY EXCUSE OF A VILLAIN! *punches him in the face*
FC: THIS IS FOR DUELING YAMI EVEN THOUGH YOU LOST MISERABLY EVEN WITH YOUR STUPID ASS POWERS! *kicks him in the stomach*
RRA: THIS IS FOR HAVING WHITE HAIR JUST LIKE RYOU! *kicks him in the face*
Tornado: THIS IS FOR TRYING TO TAKE OVER KAIBA CORPS! AND THIS IS FOR KIDNAPPING MOKUBA! AND THIS IS FOR CHEATING IN YOUR DUEL AGAINST SETO! AND THIS IS FOR HITTING ON ME AT THAT CHRISTMAS PARTY FROM GOD KNOWS WHEN! *continues to rant about things that Pegasus has done, and kicks him in the balls with the heel of her boot after each rant*
Ryou: Wow, she has a lot to say.
Cast (minus Seto):*nods their heads*
Seto:*spacing* Pegasus hit on her at a Christmas party? HE'S SO [BEEPING] DEAD! *pulls out a bazooka from mid air* DIE YOUR WHITE HAIRED MOTHER [BEEPER]! *shoots him a zillion times*
Pegasus: X.X Owie.
Tornado:*uses her authoress powers to send Pegasus to the hospital, and then the Shadow Realm* I pity the person that pisses you off on a bad day. *sits back on his lap*
Doorbells rings, and Tornado jumps up to get it. She opens the door to reveal two girls One was wearing a black tube top, leather black pants, and a pair of black heeled leather boots. Her brown hair was in a ponytail with strands falling down the side of her face.
Tornado: Living room.
Girls:*walk in*
Tornado: Guys this is Sasha *points to the girl in black with green eyes* and this is Emerald.
Emerald:*spots Marik* MARIK! *glomps him* *pushes Tristan over to sit next to him*
Marik: Somebody loves me!
Sasha:*spots Yami* YAMI! *glomps him* *sits on his lap*
Yami: ^____^
FC:*sour look*
Tornado: FC, you still have Ryou.
FC:*brightens* Oh, yeah. *glomps Ryou*
Tornado: RRA, it's your turn.
RRA: I think we should get changed into our pajamas.
Tornado: Yeah. *hears a knock at the door* I forgot about the one guest. *opens the door to reveal daqueenofdashadowrealm*
Daqueenofdashadowrealm: Hey! *sees Kaiba* KAIBA!!!!! *glomps him*
Seto: O.O Tornado, help!
Tornado: GET OFF OF MY KAIBA! *thunder booms*
DQODSR: You want to stand in my way you can spend an eternity in the Shadow Realm!
Tornado:*grabs her by her collar* You can stay if you behave. Now if you don't you'll be spending an eternity in the Shadow Realm.
DQODSR: Whatever.
Tornado: Let's get changed. Boys down the hall and to the left, girls follow me.
Everybody:*trudges off to where they are told*
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Tornado: I need a HUGE favor from all of the guests in this fic. I need you to review with what you, look like, how your pajamas look, and your sleeping bag color/pattern. Also, I need your favorite character. Thanks to Sasha for giving me the idea to have all that info. If you don't review with that info I'm going to make it all up. Minus the character thing.
DT: If you really want to you can add your hairstyle as well, but it's not required. If you want to see an example, click at the top on the number of reviews and scroll down until you find Sasha Mouto's review.
Tornado: Thanks for your help! R&R! *disappears*
DT: Okay, Seto the coast is clear. Bring it in!
Seto:*pulls a silver Porsche Carrera with blue tinted windows into view* *gets out, and stands next to DT* When Tornado gets a hundred reviews this is going to be her car, even though she can't drive it.
DT: It's going to be a hundred reviews totaled though not just at one fic, and we have four other fics as well, but three of them aren't doing so hot so we only have one other fic really getting reviews.
Seto: Tornado's really proud of all of her fics, so if you really want to make her feel good check out her other fics, which are The Spirit Behind The Blue Eyes, Two Dragons, Yet another Truth Or Dare fic, and The Six Blue Eyes.
DT: We appreciate all reviews. Please check out those fics. So long for now.