Friends The one with the 5 movers.

Setting: Central Perk. Everyone is in their usual spots.

Phoebe: I can't believe you two are having a baby.

Monica: I know. It's just so wonderful.

Chandler: Yes. Chandler Jr. here I come.

Monica: Hey Who says its going to be a boy and if it was a boy its not being Chandler Jr.

Chandler: Hey I was just suggesting.

Joey: (To Chandler and Monica) Is there anything we can get you two for the baby.

Chandler: (To Monica) Perfect. We can play the game with them.

Phoebe: We're going to play a game. Yippee.

Joey: Game. Fun.

Monica: (To Chandler) Start.

Chandler: (To Joey and Phoebe) Okay First you have to agree to the terms.

Rachel: You guys made a game with terms.

Chandler and Monica glare at Rachel.

Rachel: What.

Monica: Just shut up and let Chandler finish.

Rachel: Okay don't have a cow.

Ross: Don't you mean don't become a cow again. (Smirks.)

Monica: Shut up. At least I didn't use to write Nerd Boy comics.

Ross: Hey. You're so wrong. It was actually called Glasses boy.

Rachel: (To Ross) You are a nerd.

Joey: (To Rachel) Wouldn't that make you a nerd's girlfriend.

Rachel: Oh my god. You are so right. Ross is like one of those geeky nerds and I'm one of those pretty cheerleaders.

Ross: Hey.

Phoebe: (Yelling) Just stop fighting. I want to hear the terms of the game.

Chandler: (To Joey and Phoebe) Okay. We have something we really want. If you can guess it you have to, have to, under no circumstances can you not give it to us. If you guess you give it to us now.

Phoebe: Fine. Joey's so rich I'm sure he could afford it.

Chandler: Okay. Here are your clues. Its two words and the first word begin with O and the last word ends with t.

Phoebe: Hum. This is a dousy.

Ross: You don't get many dousy's anymore.

Phoebe: Doy.

Rachel: You don't get many of those anymore either.

Joey: What does dousy and doy mean.

Phoebe: Doy means Duh. And dousy means hard one.

Joey: Oh.

Monica: Come on you guys guess.

Joey: I can't figure it out.

Phoebe: Our apairiment.

Monica: Close.

Joey: Apartment!

Monica: Thanks.

Monica and Chandler run out of Central Perk.

Phoebe: Where are they gone?

Rachel: Where you hear the fast few minutes?

Ross: There gone to take their old apartment back.

Joey: But that's our apartment.

Ross: Bingo.

Joey and Phoebe run out of Central Perk.

Rachel: Phoebe and Joey should stay back. If they don't give them there old apartment back Monica will probably suck their faces out with a dust buster.

(Opening Credits) Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Greene Courtney Cox: Monica Gellar Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Tribbiani

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing Matt Leblanc: Joey Tribbiani David Schwimmer: Ross Gellar

Setting: Joey and phoebe's apartment. Monica and Chandler are there pushing the air hockey table out the door. Phoebe and Joey enter.

Joey: Why should we give you guys back this apartment?

Chandler: Cause it's not my fault we still don't have it.

Monica: Oh. Blame it all on me.

Phoebe: Yeah we should. She bribed me to be my maid of honor.

Joey: Fine. You guys want your apartment back have it. I was planning on moving anyway.

Monica: Where are you guys going to stay meanwhile?

Joey: My old apartment.

Chandler: You mean the one were moving out of.

Joey: Yeah.

Setting: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there fighting.

Rachel: (Yelling) Oh bite me Ross. I heard you say to Chandler a few weeks ago that you've seen prettier than me.

Ross: (Yelling) Yeah. Well what about at Central Perk today. You calling me a geeky nerd.

Rachel: (Yelling) I was only joking Mr. Not so Pretty caller.

Ross: (Yelling) Well if you heard that you must have been eavesdropping.

Rachel: (Yelling) I'm going to do the laundry.

Rachel grabs a basket full of cloths off the counter and storms out the door.

Ross: (Yelling) Oh go on.

Setting: (Things must be getting a bit confusing. Right now Chandler and Monica are moving into the apartment there living in currently in the show. Joey and Phoebe are going to live in the apartment Rachel and Joey live in the show.) Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Everything is in place as it used to be when they lived there before. Joey and Phoebe are there.

Joey: (In a high excited tone) Wow this place just (unexcited) sucks.

Phoebe: Well it doesn't matter. You said you were looking for a horse to buy.

Joey: No. I'm looking for a house to buy.

Phoebe: What's a house.

Joey: You don't know what a house is.

Phoebe: Well. No.

Joey: Its an apartment but much bigger.

Phoebe: That's a horse.

Joey: No a horse is one of those brown big looking dogs that you ride on.

Phoebe: That's what I thought to but my mother told me that is a cow.

Joey: Well she was an idiot.

Phoebe: Don't talk that way about my dead mother.

Joey: So let me get this straight. Your mother told you a house was a horse and a horse was a cow.

Phoebe: Uh huh.

Setting: Laundry mat. (The one that was in "The one with the east German Laundry" detergent in the real show.) Rachel is there doing laundry. A guy comes over.

Guy: Hey there.

Rachel: Hi.

Guy: So what's a beautiful girl like you doing down here alone.

Rachel: A fight with my boyfriend.

Guy: Did you break up?

Rachel: No! But he's acting like such a jackass and he just always nagging me and then Chandler's sarcasism and Monica trying to settle things.

Guy: Well he sounds horrible.

The guy kisses Rachel.

Rachel: Wow.

Rachel kisses him back. Ross enters.

Ross: (Yelling) And move your stuff out of my apartment.

(Closing Credits.) Guest Stars Guy: Paul Reiser

Setting: Joey and Phoebe's apartment. Rachel is outside and knocks. Joey answers.

Joey: How come you knocked.

Rachel: How come you answered.

Joey: We switched apartments again.

Rachel: Oh. Can I live with you guys for a bit?

End