Tornado: Hey people! Sorry it took so long for me to update. I kind of ran out of ideas.
DT:*whispers* Writers block.
Tornado: Whatever! Anyway I want to thank Ratha Ryou Aree, whose favorite color is indeed gold, silverstrife, Hina Kariachi Hakbi, and Sorceress Vanessa for reviewing.
DT: Tornado doesn't own anything except herself and her yami.
Tornado: By the way Ymarik is going to be referred to as Malik. On with the fic!
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When we left, everyone had just gone to get dressed. The guys come out of the changing room, and wait for the girls.
Joey:*Red Eyes Black Dragon boxer and red muscle shirt* What is taking them so long?
Marik:*black Egyptian robe* That's a good question. What do they do fluff their hair and apply make-up?
Yami:*black lounge pants and black muscle shirt* When I was pharaoh it took the men just as long to dress as the females.
Bakura:*black boxers w/o shirt* That's because the stupid king had to have make-up just like the girls did.
Ryou:*gray pants and white t-shirt* You wore makeup?
Yami: Every pharaoh had to look his best to present to his kingdom.
Malik:*black lounge pants w/o shirt* Yeah right! You wanted to impress the girls with your wealth.
Yami: Not true!!!
Yugi:*same outfit as his yami* I can believe it.
Yami: What!
Tristan:*green pants and white t-shirt* He's right, Yami. I can see you trying to impress the girls.
Yami:. I do not try to impress the girls! If I wanted to I would have taken off my shirt.
GI:*red boxers, violet hair, and emerald eyes* You take Sarah and I kill you.
Yami: O.O You can have Sarah, I'll take Sasha.
GI: Much better.
Seto:*black silk lounge pants and skin-tight black t-shirt* Anyone touches Tornado, and you have to deal with me. *glares at Joey*
Joey: What? Hey, I got Kaiba-Girl now.
Seto: It's rather funny that your girlfriend has your enemy's name.
Joey: Why doesn't yours have your name?
Seto:*shrugs*
Daqueenofdashadowrealm: Well, I love you Kaiba! Even if that girl that is dating you doesn't!
DT:*comes from girls' room* Shut it! Tornado loves Kaiba so GET OUT! *waves her hand and DQODSR is gone* Now that that's taken care of.
Boys: Holy Shit!
DT:*in silk black pants with slits up to her thighs and a black spaghetti-strap shirt. Red hair in a ponytail with a strand obscuring her black eyes* You like Malik?
Malik:*has a nosebleed*
Sasha:*appears in mint green lingerie* What are you doing, DT?
Boys:*drool*
DT: KAIBA YOU'D BETTER STOP DROOLING BEFORE MY HIKARI GETS OUT HERE!
Seto:*back to normal*
DT: That's better.
Silver: What's going on? I heard yelling. *long silver hair (dyed), black top and flares, trainers and, headband*
Ryou: Oh my!
Silver: You like?
Ryou:*blushes*
Sliver: ^____^ You're so CUTE! *sits next to him and glomps him*
Yami: Sasha?
Sasha:*sits on Yami's lap*
Yami: ^___^ See, I got a girlfriend too.
GI: Than you'll stay away from Sarah.
Sarah: Impy! Stop being so protective! *Brown hair in a ponytail, brown eyes*
GI: Well you think that I'm hotter than him so I should get rights to you!
Sarah: Whatever. *sits next to GI* Happy?
GI: ^___^ Very.
Dark Angel: Is he being all protective and shit again? *brown hair in a ponytail and blue eyes, blue strap shirt that says "Girls Rule" on it w/ rainbow trim and blue pants with "Girls Rule" repeated on it*
Bakura:*whistles*
DA: Coming! *sits next to him*
Bakura: You think I could get one of your kisses again?
DA: Sure! *makes out with him*
Sorceress Vanessa: Love is in the air. *brown hair in a ponytail, dark blue/gray eyes, red, thin-strap shirt w/ kitty and mouse on it, and white pants w/ kitties, hearts, and mice on it*
Yugi:*blushes noticeably*
SV: SO CUTE!!!! *glomps Yugi*
Yugi:*blushes even more*
Fire Chic: Oh no! I have no one to claim! *cries*
DT: Don't you have a boyfriend?
FC: Oh yeah! Well, I got to go! I'm going to say goodbye to Tornado. *disappears and returns* *to Sasha and Silver* Take care of them for me!
Sasha& Silver: We will.
FC:*leaves*
Emerald: Well unlike some people I'm not leaving. I'm going to claim Marik. *sits on Marik's lap*
Marik: ^___^
Kaiba-Girl: Well, I'm back! *sits next to Joey*
Tornado: Am I the odd one out? *brown hair w/ blue and black streaks in ponytail, blue eyes, black night slip w/ blue flames*
Seto: O.O Wow.
Tornado: What?
Tristan: *_* Who's your daddy?
Seto& Tornado: FREAK!!!!
Tristan: -__- I'm unloved.
Everybody: NO FAKE!
Ratha Ryou Aree:*brown hair and eyes, pink silk pants and shirt* Well, looks like we're all dressed. My some of you guys have revealing clothing. *nods to the boys*
All boys w/o shirts: We like it that way!
RRA: I never said anything.
Emerald: Should we get our sleeping bags out?
Tornado: What's the harm.
Everyone goes to get their sleeping bags.
DT: I call by the fireplace! *lays down a black sleeping bag w/ a red bottom*
Malik: I'll sleep with DT.
Tornado: Touch her and you deal with me.
Malik: O.O Yes ma'am.
Tornado: I call the sofa! *lays out a black sleeping bag w/ blue flames at the bottom*
Seto: I call the spot next to Tornado!
DT: Touch her and you deal with me!
Tornado: Fine! Malik you can touch DT and Seto you can touch me, is that fair?
DT: Yes.
Ryou: I think that I'll sleep in front of the sofa. *lays out a dark gray and white sleeping bag* Silver, would you like to join me?
Silver: Duh!
DA: I call the wall across from the fireplace! *lays down a black bag w/ navy blue Riachu, Gryados, and Mewtwo* Anyone joining me? ^__~
Bakura: OF COUSRE!
GI: Touch her and you DIE!
Bakura: Whatever you foolish mortal! I can send you to the Shadow Realm!
DA: Enough with the cock fight!
Boys: Sorry.
Sarah: Impy, you really have to ease up on the protectiveness. *lays out a pink sleeping bag w/ cherry blossoms on it*
DT, Bakura, Malik, Marik, Tornado, Seto, GI& DA:*cringe*
Sarah: What?
All mentioned: IT'S PINK!
Sarah: So?
Mentioned: PINK!
Sarah: What's wrong with that?
Mentioned: Never mind.
SV: I think I'll take the sofa since I'm a bit vertically challenged. (AN- this is NOT meant as an insult!) *lays out a sleeping bag with all kinds of purples* I like purple it reminds me of Yugi's eyes!
Yugi: Would you, um…SV: You want to sleep on the couch with me?
Yugi:*blushes*
SV: KAWAII!!!!
Sasha: I guess that I'll sleep over here. *places a navy green sleeping bag w/ gold crescent moons by the door*
Yami: I think I'll join you. *trips over Bakura's leg*
Seto: Smooth.
Yami: BAKURA!
Bakura:*smiles innocently* What?
Yami: Don't you 'what' me?
Tornado: I'M GETTING A HEADACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crickets:*chirp*
Tornado: Thank you.
RRA: I'll sleep by the kitchen to keep Joey from eating us out of house and home. *purple sleeping bag by the kitchen door*
Joey:*in red sleeping bag* I resent that!
K-G:*same place* Hush up! You know you will.
Tristan:*from green sleeping bag* Yeah, Joey!
Joey: You're one to talk!
Tea: Hey, guys, did you forget about me? *pink shorts and top*
Everybody: Tea's here?
Tea: Yeah! I'm going to sleep in front of the couch! *lays out pink sleeping bag*
Everybody: Whatever.
GI:*from red sleeping bag w/ black flames* Let's get back to the game.
RRA: It's my turn. Yugi, truth or dare?
Yugi: Dare.
RRA: I dare you to drink alcohol!
Yugi: What? That's it?
RRA: Yep. Here's a beer. *tosses Yugi a beer*
Yugi: No problem. *chugs it* Whoa, I see three of everything!
Tornado: Oh on.
Yugi: I feel ALIVE! *strips off his clothes and takes off out the door and down the street singing "believe I can fly!"*
Seto: He's a horrible drunk.
Tornado: What about you Mr. I-had-a-bad-day-so-I-got-drunk-and-screamed-"I love Joey Wheeler-at-the-top-of-my-lungs-on-top-of-Kaiba Corps.
Seto:*pales* I did that?
Tornado: The best part is you were wearing a dress.
Seto: O.O I was wearing a WHAT?
Yami: I wish I could have gotten a photo.
DT: I wouldn't talk, Yami. We caught you humping a fire hydrant.
Yami:*blushes*
Marik: He was sober too!
Tornado: What the hell made you hump a fire hydrant?
Yami: I was extremely horny.
Joey: Glad I don't get drunk!
Yami: What about that time that you went to a gay bar and stripped on the bar?
Joey: That was one time!
Tristan: I remember that.
Joey: You should talk! Weren't you the one that asked to have your petted dick?
Tristan: Well, if she hadn't been wearing that skirt I wouldn't have asked her.
Joey: Tristan, it was a guy.
Tristan: What?
Joey: More specifically, it was Pegasus.
Tristan: I had my dick stroked by Pegasus? Gross!
Marik: What the hell possessed you to do that.
Tristan: What about you calling Isis a hooker?
Marik: That was different.
Malik: How? She's your own sister!
Marik: What about you screaming "The Egyptian god cards and the power of the pharaoh will rot in the underworld because they are useless"?
Malik: Too much tequila.
Bakura: If you think that, then why did you go after it in the first place?
Malik: You have no room to talk. You gave the Millennium Eye back to Pegasus in a Mc Donald's bag saying: "Would you like fries with that?"
Ryou: Talk about bad drunkenness!
Bakura: What about the time when you robbed five toy stores and burned down the local gas station?
Ryou: You spiked my drink!
Tea: That's not nice, Bakura!
Bakura: You were the one screaming "Friendship can go to hell because I want to have sex with Bakura and Malik".
Tea: I was?
Bakura: Yes, and then you started to touch yourself in places that I should not be mentioned with children present.
Tea: O.O I was a pervert? THAT'S IT!! I'M NEVER DRINKING ANYTHING THAT RESEMBLES ALCOHOL AGAIN! *drinks a bottle of "coke"* Pretty colors.
Yami: What did you do to her?
Tornado: That was my bottle of brandy.
Tea:*strips off her clothes* WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so much FUN! *dances around*
Ryou: My eyes they BURN!!!!!!!
Rest of the boys: MY EYES BURN TOO!!!!!!!!!!
Girls: YOUR EYES? WHAT ABOUT US?
Tea:*dances on the table singing "I'm too sexy"*
Yugi:*appears* That looks COOL!!!!!!! *joins Tea*
Tornado: We are never allowing those two to drink anything ever again!
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Tornado: You like? Sorry it took so long, but I didn't know what to do.
DT: We tried to fit all of your requests in, but some of them were impossible.
Tornado: Hope you enjoyed the chapter. R&R.