F.R.I.E.N.D.S
The one with a proposal
Disclaimer: I don't own Friends. Just these stories.
Written By: Michael
Dedicated To: JJ and Steph
Setting: Phoebe, Joey, Ursaula and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Ursaula are there.
Rachel: So Urs. Do you mind if I call you Urs.
Ursaula: I don't care.
Rachel: So have you ever been married?
Ursaula: No.
Rachel: Oh. Do you have a boyfriend?
Ursaula: No.
Phoebe enters.
Phoebe: Ursaula. Is Rachel interrogating you?
Ursaula: I think so.
Rachel: I'm not interrogating her. I just asking her a few questions.
Phoebe: Uh huh. I know where this is going. You going to see if Ursaula knows anyone you could go out with.
Rachel: How did you know?
Phoebe: It's a whole 3rd sense story.
Rachel: Pheebs, humans have 5 senses.
Ursaula and Phoebe: Whatever.
(Opening Theme) Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Greene Courtney Cox: Monica Gellar Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Tribbianni and Ursaula Buffay.
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing Matt Leblanc: Joey Tribbianni David Schwimmer: Ross Gellar
Setting: Where we left off.
Ursaula: So Rachel you want a date.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Ursaula: I could fix you up with George.
Rachel: Who's George?
Ursaula: One of my ex-boyfriends.
Rachel: Why'd you break up?
Ursaula: I got bored of him. So you wanna get set up.
Rachel: Dial him up.
Ursaula: Alright.
Setting: Ross's apartment. Ross is sitting on the couch playing a Gameboy. Chandler comes barging in.
Ross: What's with you.
Chandler: Monica's pregnant.
Ross: Ah Duh. Where have you been? She's been pregnant for a month.
Chandler sits down.
Chandler: I'm not talking about it that way. I just realized were not even married. I don't want my child to have unmarried parents.
Ross: So what are you going to do?
Chandler: I don't have a sweet flipping wimping clue.
Ross: You don't have to use all those descriptive words.
Setting: Phoebe, Joey, Ursaula and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Ursaula are playing Ursaula's Playstation. Phoebe is watching.
Joey: Man. This is better than Super Nintendo.
Ursaula: Of course it is stupid. It has 32 bits of graphics. Super Nintendo only has 16 bits.
Joey: Wow you're a genius too.
Phoebe: Why do you guys like these stupid games so much?
Joey: There fun.
Phoebe: Here let me have a try.
Joey passes Phoebe the controller.
Setting: Restaurant. Rachel and George are there.
Rachel: (Thinking) This guy is hotter than hot soup or is it mashed potatoes. Who cares this guy is hot.
George: Wow. This girl is so hot. I wonder how this date is going.
Rachel: I'm having a blast are you?
George: You bet I am. What do you want to order?
Rachel: I'll have the Quarter Chicken with mashed potatoes and carrots. Wine for my drink.
Setting: Ross's apartment. Ross and Chandler are still talking on the couch.
Chandler: I don't know what I'm going to do.
Ross: You could propose.
Chandler: That's it. I'm going to ask Monica to marry me.
Ross: You go Chandler.
Chandler: What you don't have a problem with me asking your sister to marry me.
Ross: No I'm happy for you two.
Chandler: Great.
Ross: Now go do it.
Chandler: I need a ring dilhole.
Ross: Go buy one.
Chandler: I will.
Chandler leaves.
Ross: He's going to have to get a pretty big rock for Mon to say yes.
Setting: Phoebe, Joey, Rachel and Ursaula's apartment. Phoebe and Ursaula are playing the Playstation. Joey is sitting on the couch watching.
Joey: (Whining) It's my turn.
Phoebe: Stop whining. You'll get your turn one of these days.
Phoebe and Ursaula start laughing.
Joey: It's my 62' TV.
Ursaula: So. Were playing.
Phoebe: I don't care. I'm also your wife.
Joey: Well than let me play.
Phoebe: Let me think about. Me and Ursaula have to huddle.
Ursaula and Phoebe huddle. They come out of it.
Phoebe: No.
Joey: (Whiny) Why not.
Phoebe: Cause Me and Urs are obsessed with this game.
Monica enters.
Monica: You guys are still playing that thing.
Ursaula: Don't dis the Playstation.
Monica: (Sarcastic) No No No. I wouldn't want to do a thing like that.
Phoebe: Point exactly.
Joey: (Whiny) Mon. They won't let me play.
Monica: What am I suppose to do about that.
Joey: (Whiny) Make them let me play.
Ursaula: Shut up White Boy.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. On the Terrence Rachel and George are there.
Rachel: Well that was a great date.
George: It was.
Rachel: Look at the view of the city from up here.
George and Rachel look out into the dark night of New York.
George: It's the 2nd most wonderful thing I've ever saw.
Rachel: What's your first.
George: You.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel kisses George.
Setting: A Jewerely store. Chandler is there looking at the ring. The manager comes up to him.
Manager: Is there anything I can help you with.
Chandler: A wedding ring for the most beautiful girl in the world.
Manager: Like I haven't heard that line before.
Chandler: Just help me out with a ring.
Manager: May I suggest the Ulta wedding ring.
Chandler: Sounds like a super hero comic or something.
Manager: Yes. Anyway. This ring is 799 dollars.
Chandler: I'll take it.
Setting: The next day. Laundry mat. Rachel enters to sees George kissing another woman.
Rachel: You bastard.
Rachel leaves.
Setting: Joey, Phoebe, Rachel and Ursaula's apartment. Ursaula and Phoebe are still playing Playstation. Joey comes out of their room in his robe.
Joey: You guys were up all night playing that thing.
Ursaula: No shit Sherlock.
Phoebe: Good observation.
Joey: You guys have had no sleep for 2 days. I'm pulling the plug.
Phoebe: No No No No.
Ursaula: No No No No.
Joey leans down and pulls out the Playstation plug.
Joey: And that's the end of that.
Phoebe and Ursaula start throwing magazines at him.
Joey: Owww. This hurts.
Ursaula: What are you getting? Paper cuts.
Joey: Yeah.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are at the table.
Monica: Its okay. You only went on one date with him.
Rachel: I know. But I'm just so hurt. That Laundry mat has caused me so much pain.
Monica: Then I don't suggest paintball.
Rachel smirks.
Monica: I got to. I hope you feel better.
Monica leaves. Chandler comes out of the bedroom.
Chandler: Call up Phoebe, Joey and Ross.
Rachel: Why?
Chandler: I got good news to tell you all.
Rachel: I'll call Joey and Phoebe, but your calling Ross.
Chandler: Fine.
Setting: 20 minutes later. Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ursaula and Chandler are in the living room. Chandler is showing everyone the ring.
Rachel: I can't believe your going to ask her.
Chandler: why. You don't think I have the guts.
Rachel: I didn't say anything.
Chandler: When Monica comes home, where going to a restaurant and I'm going to pop the question.
Joey: Wow. You really are brave.
Chandler: What are you talking about? You ask Phoebe in front of a bunch of famous people.
Ursaula: Wow. How romantic.
Chandler: Okay. Everyone leave. Monica is due home in 11 minutes and 45 second.
Phoebe: And you say you're not precise.
Setting: Restaurant. Chandler and Monica are there.
Monica: Wow. The service here sucks.
Chandler: Monica.
Chandler kneels down on one knee and whips out the ring.
Chandler: Ever since I've met you I've been nothing but happy and I would be honored if you would be my wife.
Monica: I will.
(Closing Credits.) George Lopez: George Charlie Sheen: Manager
Setting: Ross's apartment. Ben is asleep on the couch. Maggie comes and starts licking him. Ross comes out of the bedroom.
Ross: And I thought Dog's hated babies. I guess as the saying goes. Baby's best friend.
End.
Setting: Phoebe, Joey, Ursaula and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Ursaula are there.
Rachel: So Urs. Do you mind if I call you Urs.
Ursaula: I don't care.
Rachel: So have you ever been married?
Ursaula: No.
Rachel: Oh. Do you have a boyfriend?
Ursaula: No.
Phoebe enters.
Phoebe: Ursaula. Is Rachel interrogating you?
Ursaula: I think so.
Rachel: I'm not interrogating her. I just asking her a few questions.
Phoebe: Uh huh. I know where this is going. You going to see if Ursaula knows anyone you could go out with.
Rachel: How did you know?
Phoebe: It's a whole 3rd sense story.
Rachel: Pheebs, humans have 5 senses.
Ursaula and Phoebe: Whatever.
(Opening Theme) Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Greene Courtney Cox: Monica Gellar Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Tribbianni and Ursaula Buffay.
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing Matt Leblanc: Joey Tribbianni David Schwimmer: Ross Gellar
Setting: Where we left off.
Ursaula: So Rachel you want a date.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Ursaula: I could fix you up with George.
Rachel: Who's George?
Ursaula: One of my ex-boyfriends.
Rachel: Why'd you break up?
Ursaula: I got bored of him. So you wanna get set up.
Rachel: Dial him up.
Ursaula: Alright.
Setting: Ross's apartment. Ross is sitting on the couch playing a Gameboy. Chandler comes barging in.
Ross: What's with you.
Chandler: Monica's pregnant.
Ross: Ah Duh. Where have you been? She's been pregnant for a month.
Chandler sits down.
Chandler: I'm not talking about it that way. I just realized were not even married. I don't want my child to have unmarried parents.
Ross: So what are you going to do?
Chandler: I don't have a sweet flipping wimping clue.
Ross: You don't have to use all those descriptive words.
Setting: Phoebe, Joey, Ursaula and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Ursaula are playing Ursaula's Playstation. Phoebe is watching.
Joey: Man. This is better than Super Nintendo.
Ursaula: Of course it is stupid. It has 32 bits of graphics. Super Nintendo only has 16 bits.
Joey: Wow you're a genius too.
Phoebe: Why do you guys like these stupid games so much?
Joey: There fun.
Phoebe: Here let me have a try.
Joey passes Phoebe the controller.
Setting: Restaurant. Rachel and George are there.
Rachel: (Thinking) This guy is hotter than hot soup or is it mashed potatoes. Who cares this guy is hot.
George: Wow. This girl is so hot. I wonder how this date is going.
Rachel: I'm having a blast are you?
George: You bet I am. What do you want to order?
Rachel: I'll have the Quarter Chicken with mashed potatoes and carrots. Wine for my drink.
Setting: Ross's apartment. Ross and Chandler are still talking on the couch.
Chandler: I don't know what I'm going to do.
Ross: You could propose.
Chandler: That's it. I'm going to ask Monica to marry me.
Ross: You go Chandler.
Chandler: What you don't have a problem with me asking your sister to marry me.
Ross: No I'm happy for you two.
Chandler: Great.
Ross: Now go do it.
Chandler: I need a ring dilhole.
Ross: Go buy one.
Chandler: I will.
Chandler leaves.
Ross: He's going to have to get a pretty big rock for Mon to say yes.
Setting: Phoebe, Joey, Rachel and Ursaula's apartment. Phoebe and Ursaula are playing the Playstation. Joey is sitting on the couch watching.
Joey: (Whining) It's my turn.
Phoebe: Stop whining. You'll get your turn one of these days.
Phoebe and Ursaula start laughing.
Joey: It's my 62' TV.
Ursaula: So. Were playing.
Phoebe: I don't care. I'm also your wife.
Joey: Well than let me play.
Phoebe: Let me think about. Me and Ursaula have to huddle.
Ursaula and Phoebe huddle. They come out of it.
Phoebe: No.
Joey: (Whiny) Why not.
Phoebe: Cause Me and Urs are obsessed with this game.
Monica enters.
Monica: You guys are still playing that thing.
Ursaula: Don't dis the Playstation.
Monica: (Sarcastic) No No No. I wouldn't want to do a thing like that.
Phoebe: Point exactly.
Joey: (Whiny) Mon. They won't let me play.
Monica: What am I suppose to do about that.
Joey: (Whiny) Make them let me play.
Ursaula: Shut up White Boy.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. On the Terrence Rachel and George are there.
Rachel: Well that was a great date.
George: It was.
Rachel: Look at the view of the city from up here.
George and Rachel look out into the dark night of New York.
George: It's the 2nd most wonderful thing I've ever saw.
Rachel: What's your first.
George: You.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel kisses George.
Setting: A Jewerely store. Chandler is there looking at the ring. The manager comes up to him.
Manager: Is there anything I can help you with.
Chandler: A wedding ring for the most beautiful girl in the world.
Manager: Like I haven't heard that line before.
Chandler: Just help me out with a ring.
Manager: May I suggest the Ulta wedding ring.
Chandler: Sounds like a super hero comic or something.
Manager: Yes. Anyway. This ring is 799 dollars.
Chandler: I'll take it.
Setting: The next day. Laundry mat. Rachel enters to sees George kissing another woman.
Rachel: You bastard.
Rachel leaves.
Setting: Joey, Phoebe, Rachel and Ursaula's apartment. Ursaula and Phoebe are still playing Playstation. Joey comes out of their room in his robe.
Joey: You guys were up all night playing that thing.
Ursaula: No shit Sherlock.
Phoebe: Good observation.
Joey: You guys have had no sleep for 2 days. I'm pulling the plug.
Phoebe: No No No No.
Ursaula: No No No No.
Joey leans down and pulls out the Playstation plug.
Joey: And that's the end of that.
Phoebe and Ursaula start throwing magazines at him.
Joey: Owww. This hurts.
Ursaula: What are you getting? Paper cuts.
Joey: Yeah.
Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are at the table.
Monica: Its okay. You only went on one date with him.
Rachel: I know. But I'm just so hurt. That Laundry mat has caused me so much pain.
Monica: Then I don't suggest paintball.
Rachel smirks.
Monica: I got to. I hope you feel better.
Monica leaves. Chandler comes out of the bedroom.
Chandler: Call up Phoebe, Joey and Ross.
Rachel: Why?
Chandler: I got good news to tell you all.
Rachel: I'll call Joey and Phoebe, but your calling Ross.
Chandler: Fine.
Setting: 20 minutes later. Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ursaula and Chandler are in the living room. Chandler is showing everyone the ring.
Rachel: I can't believe your going to ask her.
Chandler: why. You don't think I have the guts.
Rachel: I didn't say anything.
Chandler: When Monica comes home, where going to a restaurant and I'm going to pop the question.
Joey: Wow. You really are brave.
Chandler: What are you talking about? You ask Phoebe in front of a bunch of famous people.
Ursaula: Wow. How romantic.
Chandler: Okay. Everyone leave. Monica is due home in 11 minutes and 45 second.
Phoebe: And you say you're not precise.
Setting: Restaurant. Chandler and Monica are there.
Monica: Wow. The service here sucks.
Chandler: Monica.
Chandler kneels down on one knee and whips out the ring.
Chandler: Ever since I've met you I've been nothing but happy and I would be honored if you would be my wife.
Monica: I will.
(Closing Credits.) George Lopez: George Charlie Sheen: Manager
Setting: Ross's apartment. Ben is asleep on the couch. Maggie comes and starts licking him. Ross comes out of the bedroom.
Ross: And I thought Dog's hated babies. I guess as the saying goes. Baby's best friend.
End.