NOTE: This is all fantasy, it never happened, and it never will happen. I do not own any of these people, I don't even know them. Just so you all know. :P
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Kozi walked into the dressing room, scratching his head and looking at everyone, who was apparently mesmerized by something on TV. "What the heck are you guys watching?" he said, raising an eyebrow.
Mana turned around and tapped Gackt on the back, then whispered something into his ear.
Gackt nodded and looked at Kozi, then looked around to see if anyone else was there. He shrugged a bit and shook his head in shame, "Teletubbies." he said, eyelids half closed.
Kozi's eyes widened as he tilted his head a bit. "Wha...?"
Kami turned around, shrugging. "I don't get it..." he said, making a confused face.
Mana looked at Gackt, and Gackt looked over at Kozi again. "Sit down. Watch. Tubbies are good." he said, almost in a trance like state.
Kozi backed away slowly, gulping a bit. "Err.... I'd rather not..." he said, a frightened look on his face.
Mana pointed at Kozi and held up a sign saying, "He's getting away! After him!".
They all stood up from their seats around the television and stared at him.
Mana began to put on a mask, and he whispered something into Gackt's ear. "Tinkie-Winkie!" Gackt shouted, at the request of Mana, who was now posing.
Gackt then put on a mask as well, shouting out, "Lala!" as he posed also.
Yu~ki also put on a mask, yelling, "Dipsy!" as he posed as well.
Kami looked at them all and ran over to Kozi, eyes widening. "I knew there was something strange about that sick show! Did you hear what their mumbo-jumbo was backwards?!".
Mana held up another sign, this one saying, "Traitor! Get them!!!".
Kozi and Kami looked at each other, then over at the door. "Let's go!" both of them shouted simultaneously.
The other 3 crept towards them, tilting their heads back and forth, mumbling, "Tralalalalalala...".
Kami and Kozi ran out the door and down the hallway, all the while being followed by Mana and his crew of Tubbies.
They continued down the hallway, and then ran out through the closest door, which lead to the stage of the studio.
"Oh no..." said Kozi as they ran out onto the stage, only to find hundreds of fans screaming out the names of random indies bands.
Kami looked at Kozi and raised an eyebrow. "Wrong way...?" he said, looking around.
Kozi shook his head, "No, this might work!" he said as he jumped into the crowd.
Kami nodded and followed close behind him into the crowd of insane fangirls and fanboys.
The other three walked out onto the stage, bobbing back and forth in a zombie like manner, all chanting, "Tralalalalalala...".
Kozi and Kami found the exit, and quickly ran out into the parking lot. "Yikes... what's going on?" said Kozi, looking around, quite frightened.
Kami stared at Kozi, a blank look in his eyes. "Grrr..." he grunted, beginning to bob back and forth like the others.
Kozi's eyes widened. "No! Not you too, Kami!" he said, backing away.
Kami pulled a mask out of his pocket and put it onto his face, shouting out, "Po!".
Kozi ran away, staring back at Kami the whole time, horribly frightened by this whole event.
Kami followed him, chanting, "Tralalalalalala...".
Kozi saw the other three in front of him and slowly backed away. "C'mon guys... you've gotta be kidding me...." he said, shaking slightly.
They all surrounded him and ran towards him, yelling "Tralalalalalala..." the whole time.
Kozi shook back and forth, and finally fainted onto the ground.
He then quickly woke up, but not where he was, this time he was in a hospital bed. He sat up and looked around, seeing all of the members of the band looking at him, smiling.
Mana stood up, hands behind his back, and walked over to Kozi.
Gackt pointed at Mana. "Mana-san has bought Kozi-san a present." he said, smiling,
Mana pulled a stuffed Teletubbie doll out from behind him and handed it to Kozi, grinning.
Kozi looked at the doll and his eyes widened in horror. He let out a loud scream and then woke up, this time on the couch of his dressing room.
He sat up and looked around, glad to see that he was now alone, and all of the events that took place were just a dream.... or were they?
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Kozi walked into the dressing room, scratching his head and looking at everyone, who was apparently mesmerized by something on TV. "What the heck are you guys watching?" he said, raising an eyebrow.
Mana turned around and tapped Gackt on the back, then whispered something into his ear.
Gackt nodded and looked at Kozi, then looked around to see if anyone else was there. He shrugged a bit and shook his head in shame, "Teletubbies." he said, eyelids half closed.
Kozi's eyes widened as he tilted his head a bit. "Wha...?"
Kami turned around, shrugging. "I don't get it..." he said, making a confused face.
Mana looked at Gackt, and Gackt looked over at Kozi again. "Sit down. Watch. Tubbies are good." he said, almost in a trance like state.
Kozi backed away slowly, gulping a bit. "Err.... I'd rather not..." he said, a frightened look on his face.
Mana pointed at Kozi and held up a sign saying, "He's getting away! After him!".
They all stood up from their seats around the television and stared at him.
Mana began to put on a mask, and he whispered something into Gackt's ear. "Tinkie-Winkie!" Gackt shouted, at the request of Mana, who was now posing.
Gackt then put on a mask as well, shouting out, "Lala!" as he posed also.
Yu~ki also put on a mask, yelling, "Dipsy!" as he posed as well.
Kami looked at them all and ran over to Kozi, eyes widening. "I knew there was something strange about that sick show! Did you hear what their mumbo-jumbo was backwards?!".
Mana held up another sign, this one saying, "Traitor! Get them!!!".
Kozi and Kami looked at each other, then over at the door. "Let's go!" both of them shouted simultaneously.
The other 3 crept towards them, tilting their heads back and forth, mumbling, "Tralalalalalala...".
Kami and Kozi ran out the door and down the hallway, all the while being followed by Mana and his crew of Tubbies.
They continued down the hallway, and then ran out through the closest door, which lead to the stage of the studio.
"Oh no..." said Kozi as they ran out onto the stage, only to find hundreds of fans screaming out the names of random indies bands.
Kami looked at Kozi and raised an eyebrow. "Wrong way...?" he said, looking around.
Kozi shook his head, "No, this might work!" he said as he jumped into the crowd.
Kami nodded and followed close behind him into the crowd of insane fangirls and fanboys.
The other three walked out onto the stage, bobbing back and forth in a zombie like manner, all chanting, "Tralalalalalala...".
Kozi and Kami found the exit, and quickly ran out into the parking lot. "Yikes... what's going on?" said Kozi, looking around, quite frightened.
Kami stared at Kozi, a blank look in his eyes. "Grrr..." he grunted, beginning to bob back and forth like the others.
Kozi's eyes widened. "No! Not you too, Kami!" he said, backing away.
Kami pulled a mask out of his pocket and put it onto his face, shouting out, "Po!".
Kozi ran away, staring back at Kami the whole time, horribly frightened by this whole event.
Kami followed him, chanting, "Tralalalalalala...".
Kozi saw the other three in front of him and slowly backed away. "C'mon guys... you've gotta be kidding me...." he said, shaking slightly.
They all surrounded him and ran towards him, yelling "Tralalalalalala..." the whole time.
Kozi shook back and forth, and finally fainted onto the ground.
He then quickly woke up, but not where he was, this time he was in a hospital bed. He sat up and looked around, seeing all of the members of the band looking at him, smiling.
Mana stood up, hands behind his back, and walked over to Kozi.
Gackt pointed at Mana. "Mana-san has bought Kozi-san a present." he said, smiling,
Mana pulled a stuffed Teletubbie doll out from behind him and handed it to Kozi, grinning.
Kozi looked at the doll and his eyes widened in horror. He let out a loud scream and then woke up, this time on the couch of his dressing room.
He sat up and looked around, glad to see that he was now alone, and all of the events that took place were just a dream.... or were they?