Fangirl: OH!! It's Heero Yuy! My idol!
Heero: Not another one!
Heero = _
Fangirl: Wow! It IS him! *Runs after him screaming* Heero my beloved!
Fangirl = 1
Heero = 0
(In the safehouse)
Duo: Another Fangirl?
Heero: NAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW! You DON'T say. (Lipstick all over cheeks.)
Duo: Sarcasm noted. Wait a sec. . . . . you didn't lead her here did you?
Fangirl: HEERO!! MY dearest HEERO!!!!!
Duo: Shit! *Presses red button under table, red lights flash, alarms blare*
Wufei: *Comes in yelling at Heero* Dammit! Not another one! Why can't these weaklings leave us
alone?!
Fangirl: OHHHH!!!! I smell cuties in the vicinity. . . .
Quatra: RUN!
(Trowa comes sliding into room)
Trowa: What?! Is OZ attacking again?!
Quatra: Worse.
Trowa: Is the colony being dropped onto earth?!
Duo: Worse!
Trowa: Is there a rebellion?
Other 4 pilots: WORSE!!!!
Trowa: What then?!?!?!?!
Heero: Fangirl.
Trowa: *blink* *blink* (Takes huge breath then. . . . .)
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone hides in different places.)
Quatra: -_-*
Quatra: Trowa, skinny as you are, I don't think that you can hide behind a LAMP!
Trowa: Damn!
Trowa = O_O
Trowa = 0
Quatra = 1
(Fangirl kicks down door)
Fangirl: I smell CUTIES!!!
Duo: Go away, go away . . . . . .
Heero: shut up! (Says very, VERY quietly)
Fangirl: I KNOW you're here!
Wufei = O_O (Grips sword)
Fangirl: FOUND ONE!! (Trowa squeaks and runs. She tackles him)
Trowa: Let go! I'll give you money! Fame! Fortune! Just let me go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: Silly boy, I don't want any of that, what I want is you! (Snuggles up to leg)
Trowa: HALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl = 2
Trowa = 0
Wufei: Away evil creature! *Swings sword*
Fangirl = ^_^
Fangirl: Another cutie!
Wufei: Wha-? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl = 3
GW boys = 0
Quatra: We have to HELP them.
Duo and Heero = O_O
Both: He goes! *Points to each other*
Duo: You go!
Heero: YOU!
Duo: She's here because of you!
Heero: You bring in 90% of them ANYWAY!
Duo: Do not!
Heero: Do too!
Duo: NOT!
Heero: TOO!
Duo: NOT!
Heero: TOO!!!!
Quatra: Enough! I'll do it!
Both = O_O
Heero: We'll miss you Quatra!
Duo: You're the best! *Weeps*
Quatra = 0
Heero and Duo = 1
Quatra: Yeah, yeah . . . . . *Steps out into view, streamers and balloons pop up from behind couch.*
Heero: Not so HIGH you baka!
Duo: Er. . . pops up from behind couch S-so that where I put my party stuff. Hehehe s-silly me!
Quatra = -_-*
Quatra: Sure. . . . . . . . . . . . HALT EVIL DEMON!!!!
Trowa and Wufei = X_X
Trowa: Kissing. . . . . . too. . . . . . . . . much. . . . . . . .
Wufei: . . . . . . . . . help. . . . . . . . . . please. . . . . . . . . . ?
Fangirl: OHHHHHHH!!!! The cutest one yet!
Quatra: HALP!!
Fangirl = 4
GW boys = 0
Duo: Nice knowing you buddy.
Heero: You create a distraction. I'll get the others.
Duo: WHAT KIND OF DISTRACTION?!?!?!?!?!
~ 5 minutes later ~
Duo: Heero, I'm going to kill you. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[In boxers.]
Author = ^_^
Author and Heero = 1
Duo = 0 (MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Fangirl: Boxers only Duo! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: No-! Wait-! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Runs away screaming]
Fangirl: Come here my little shnuggy poo!
Heero: There we are! [Unties ropes and sprays anti-fangirl spray.]
Duo: HALP!
Fangirl: Finally! Now I have you! [Leaps at Heero!]
Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fangirl = 6
GW boys = 0
[Heero wakes up]
Duo: NO!! I'M too YOUNG to die!!!!!! And I still have to kill Heero!
Fangirl: Yeah! I'm so happy! So Heero, can you smile for a picture?
[Silence]
Fangirl: Please?
Duo: Girl, one. Heero does NOT, repeat NOT smile. Two, if he does, run.
Fangirl: Please?
*Heero smiles evilly*
Pilots (Except Heero): AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *scoot* *scoot* [trying to get
away while feet and hands are tied.] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: Er. . . . . . .
Pilots:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero = O_O
Pilots: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: That kinda hurts my ears.
Pilots :AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Gasp*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl = X_X
Fangirl = 6
GW boys = 1
Heero: What's with the frickin COUNT SYSTEM?!?!?!?!?!
Author: My way of telling you who's ahead.
Wufei: Who's winning? HEY!! Why's the *beep* Fangirl winning?!?!?!?!?!
Author: Because she's more successful at you, and she has a higher popularity rating.
Pilots :EVIL!
Fangirl: Cuties!!!! *Goes Chibi mode*
Pilots: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Fangirl hugs them all in a bone crunching hug*
Pilots: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Fangirl stares confused*
Pilots: *GASP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Fangirl: Take a breath before you pass out. And before my ears pop. *All pilots stare at each other*
Pilots = ^_O
Pilots:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
!!!
Fangirl = X_X
Fangirl = 6
GW boys = 2
Duo: Quick, while she's unconscious!
Wufei: You don't have to spell it out!!!!!!
Heero: Shut up you morons! *Whispering*
[Fangirl's ears twitches, pilots gasp]
Wufei: Still asleep, c'mon, undo these knots.
Trowa: Can't, they're too tight, what is she?! A girl scout?!
Fangirl: Yep!
Pilots: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Fangirl talking in her sleep]
Pilots = -_-*
Trowa: There!
Wufei: Thanks! Here, turn around.
Trowa: Great. I'll untie Quatra, you get Heero.
Duo: What about ME?!?!?!?!?!
Pilots (Except Duo): SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Sorry . . . . but what about me?!
Heero: One minute.
(All four are untied)
Wufei: Run!
Duo: but-
Quatra: Are you sure we can leave him?
Heero: Remember what he did to your dog?
Quatra: Later Duo.
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: Huh?! *snort* what?!
Duo: EEP!
Fangirl: What happened to the other cuties? [Weeps]
Fangirl = 6
GW boys = 6
Duo: They went out the back!
Fangirl: Thank you!!!!
Fangirl = ^_^
Duo = ^_^
Author: Why'd you tell her that?
Duo: If I suffer, so do they!
Author: Ah . . . . . .
~ 5 minutes later ~
Heero: Traitor!
Duo: Look who's talking!
Fangirl: 6
GW boys = 2 (Their points were nulled because the reason they got them was reversed.)
Wufei: Why did you tell her which way we went?!
Duo: You abandoned me.
Quatra: *Sniff* It's all my fault.
[Everyone stares at him]
Fangirl: It's not your fault my little shnuggy!
Heero: I agree.
Trowa: Don't worry, it's not your fault.
Wufei: Yeah. It's Duo's.
Duo: DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: Language!
Duo: [Looks sheepish] Sorry. F*CK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: HEY!
Duo: What?! My language is better!
Everyone (Except Duo) = X_X
Fangirl: You're all so cruel! I hate you all! [Runs out door]
*Everyone stares, then . . . . . . .*
Wufei: Way to go Duo!!!
Trowa: Yes!!
Fangirl = 6
Duo = 1
Duo: Thanks you thank you! One question though.
Quatra: What?
Duo: Who's going to untie us?
[Silence]
Pilots: HELP!!!!!
Author: Oh all right.
~ Next day ~
Heero: She's back!!!
Pilots: What?!?!?!?!
Fangirl: I got a new shnuggy poo!
Zechs: Help . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Heero: Not another one!
Heero = _
Fangirl: Wow! It IS him! *Runs after him screaming* Heero my beloved!
Fangirl = 1
Heero = 0
(In the safehouse)
Duo: Another Fangirl?
Heero: NAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW! You DON'T say. (Lipstick all over cheeks.)
Duo: Sarcasm noted. Wait a sec. . . . . you didn't lead her here did you?
Fangirl: HEERO!! MY dearest HEERO!!!!!
Duo: Shit! *Presses red button under table, red lights flash, alarms blare*
Wufei: *Comes in yelling at Heero* Dammit! Not another one! Why can't these weaklings leave us
alone?!
Fangirl: OHHHH!!!! I smell cuties in the vicinity. . . .
Quatra: RUN!
(Trowa comes sliding into room)
Trowa: What?! Is OZ attacking again?!
Quatra: Worse.
Trowa: Is the colony being dropped onto earth?!
Duo: Worse!
Trowa: Is there a rebellion?
Other 4 pilots: WORSE!!!!
Trowa: What then?!?!?!?!
Heero: Fangirl.
Trowa: *blink* *blink* (Takes huge breath then. . . . .)
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone hides in different places.)
Quatra: -_-*
Quatra: Trowa, skinny as you are, I don't think that you can hide behind a LAMP!
Trowa: Damn!
Trowa = O_O
Trowa = 0
Quatra = 1
(Fangirl kicks down door)
Fangirl: I smell CUTIES!!!
Duo: Go away, go away . . . . . .
Heero: shut up! (Says very, VERY quietly)
Fangirl: I KNOW you're here!
Wufei = O_O (Grips sword)
Fangirl: FOUND ONE!! (Trowa squeaks and runs. She tackles him)
Trowa: Let go! I'll give you money! Fame! Fortune! Just let me go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: Silly boy, I don't want any of that, what I want is you! (Snuggles up to leg)
Trowa: HALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl = 2
Trowa = 0
Wufei: Away evil creature! *Swings sword*
Fangirl = ^_^
Fangirl: Another cutie!
Wufei: Wha-? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl = 3
GW boys = 0
Quatra: We have to HELP them.
Duo and Heero = O_O
Both: He goes! *Points to each other*
Duo: You go!
Heero: YOU!
Duo: She's here because of you!
Heero: You bring in 90% of them ANYWAY!
Duo: Do not!
Heero: Do too!
Duo: NOT!
Heero: TOO!
Duo: NOT!
Heero: TOO!!!!
Quatra: Enough! I'll do it!
Both = O_O
Heero: We'll miss you Quatra!
Duo: You're the best! *Weeps*
Quatra = 0
Heero and Duo = 1
Quatra: Yeah, yeah . . . . . *Steps out into view, streamers and balloons pop up from behind couch.*
Heero: Not so HIGH you baka!
Duo: Er. . . pops up from behind couch S-so that where I put my party stuff. Hehehe s-silly me!
Quatra = -_-*
Quatra: Sure. . . . . . . . . . . . HALT EVIL DEMON!!!!
Trowa and Wufei = X_X
Trowa: Kissing. . . . . . too. . . . . . . . . much. . . . . . . .
Wufei: . . . . . . . . . help. . . . . . . . . . please. . . . . . . . . . ?
Fangirl: OHHHHHHH!!!! The cutest one yet!
Quatra: HALP!!
Fangirl = 4
GW boys = 0
Duo: Nice knowing you buddy.
Heero: You create a distraction. I'll get the others.
Duo: WHAT KIND OF DISTRACTION?!?!?!?!?!
~ 5 minutes later ~
Duo: Heero, I'm going to kill you. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[In boxers.]
Author = ^_^
Author and Heero = 1
Duo = 0 (MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Fangirl: Boxers only Duo! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: No-! Wait-! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Runs away screaming]
Fangirl: Come here my little shnuggy poo!
Heero: There we are! [Unties ropes and sprays anti-fangirl spray.]
Duo: HALP!
Fangirl: Finally! Now I have you! [Leaps at Heero!]
Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fangirl = 6
GW boys = 0
[Heero wakes up]
Duo: NO!! I'M too YOUNG to die!!!!!! And I still have to kill Heero!
Fangirl: Yeah! I'm so happy! So Heero, can you smile for a picture?
[Silence]
Fangirl: Please?
Duo: Girl, one. Heero does NOT, repeat NOT smile. Two, if he does, run.
Fangirl: Please?
*Heero smiles evilly*
Pilots (Except Heero): AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *scoot* *scoot* [trying to get
away while feet and hands are tied.] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: Er. . . . . . .
Pilots:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero = O_O
Pilots: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: That kinda hurts my ears.
Pilots :AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Gasp*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl = X_X
Fangirl = 6
GW boys = 1
Heero: What's with the frickin COUNT SYSTEM?!?!?!?!?!
Author: My way of telling you who's ahead.
Wufei: Who's winning? HEY!! Why's the *beep* Fangirl winning?!?!?!?!?!
Author: Because she's more successful at you, and she has a higher popularity rating.
Pilots :EVIL!
Fangirl: Cuties!!!! *Goes Chibi mode*
Pilots: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Fangirl hugs them all in a bone crunching hug*
Pilots: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Fangirl stares confused*
Pilots: *GASP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Fangirl: Take a breath before you pass out. And before my ears pop. *All pilots stare at each other*
Pilots = ^_O
Pilots:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
!!!
Fangirl = X_X
Fangirl = 6
GW boys = 2
Duo: Quick, while she's unconscious!
Wufei: You don't have to spell it out!!!!!!
Heero: Shut up you morons! *Whispering*
[Fangirl's ears twitches, pilots gasp]
Wufei: Still asleep, c'mon, undo these knots.
Trowa: Can't, they're too tight, what is she?! A girl scout?!
Fangirl: Yep!
Pilots: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Fangirl talking in her sleep]
Pilots = -_-*
Trowa: There!
Wufei: Thanks! Here, turn around.
Trowa: Great. I'll untie Quatra, you get Heero.
Duo: What about ME?!?!?!?!?!
Pilots (Except Duo): SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Sorry . . . . but what about me?!
Heero: One minute.
(All four are untied)
Wufei: Run!
Duo: but-
Quatra: Are you sure we can leave him?
Heero: Remember what he did to your dog?
Quatra: Later Duo.
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: Huh?! *snort* what?!
Duo: EEP!
Fangirl: What happened to the other cuties? [Weeps]
Fangirl = 6
GW boys = 6
Duo: They went out the back!
Fangirl: Thank you!!!!
Fangirl = ^_^
Duo = ^_^
Author: Why'd you tell her that?
Duo: If I suffer, so do they!
Author: Ah . . . . . .
~ 5 minutes later ~
Heero: Traitor!
Duo: Look who's talking!
Fangirl: 6
GW boys = 2 (Their points were nulled because the reason they got them was reversed.)
Wufei: Why did you tell her which way we went?!
Duo: You abandoned me.
Quatra: *Sniff* It's all my fault.
[Everyone stares at him]
Fangirl: It's not your fault my little shnuggy!
Heero: I agree.
Trowa: Don't worry, it's not your fault.
Wufei: Yeah. It's Duo's.
Duo: DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: Language!
Duo: [Looks sheepish] Sorry. F*CK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
Fangirl: HEY!
Duo: What?! My language is better!
Everyone (Except Duo) = X_X
Fangirl: You're all so cruel! I hate you all! [Runs out door]
*Everyone stares, then . . . . . . .*
Wufei: Way to go Duo!!!
Trowa: Yes!!
Fangirl = 6
Duo = 1
Duo: Thanks you thank you! One question though.
Quatra: What?
Duo: Who's going to untie us?
[Silence]
Pilots: HELP!!!!!
Author: Oh all right.
~ Next day ~
Heero: She's back!!!
Pilots: What?!?!?!?!
Fangirl: I got a new shnuggy poo!
Zechs: Help . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Disclaimer: Not mine.