Hello! Remember me? Took me forever to come up with this, thanks to my no-good muse, *pokes Raziel*

Raziel: *playing cats-cradle* What?! I gave you inspiration!

It only took forever. On with the first of hopefully many scenarios. I already have the second one written, and will update when I get 5 reviews, or it's the next day, which ever happens first. Rating is for the language. Though how some kid under 13 got a hold of the games and has a liking of them enough to go look for fanfics and stumble upon mine is beyond me...Oh, before I forget:

Disclaimer: I do not own LoK. Please do not sue. I don't have anything you'd want anyway. Ah, the tragedy of a shopaholic with a liking for expensive breakable shiny things and a tendency to see if said shiny things can fly through walls when hurled at high speeds in attempt to drive her Sarafan of a sister insane...

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"Hey! Hey! Get away from that! It's mine!" Raziel yelled as he ran at the sluagh that was eating his soul. "Get away from that!" Damn things were always doing that.

The sluagh only hissed at Raziel as it gulped up the soul. Raziel growled and smacked it with the wraith blade. The sluagh yelped as it lost all energy and ran away.

Raziel watched to go with distaste. Why did they exist any way? All they did was eat his souls. They didn't even taste good! He attempted to make a face, well, half of one anyway. He would've, but out of the corner of his eyes he saw -

"What the hell is with you damn things?!" Raziel yelled as he ran after a sluagh chasing a newly come soul. He swore the ugly thing turned and smiled as it ate the soul. Not again!

"I just need one more soul damnit!" Raziel yelled. "Just one! But - you ...buttuglywretches...keep...eating ...them!!!"  Each word was punctuated with a slice of the wraith blade. The sluagh howled and ran away.

Finally, a soul appeared that was far enough away from the sluagh, sluaghs, sluaghies? What was the plural, Raziel wondered as he pulled open his cowl. The soul was caught... it drifted closer, closer, almost there.... WHAM!

Raziel staggered as the sluagh, one of the bigger, more hideous ones, if that was possible, rammed him again. Raziel lost his grip on his cowl and it snapped pack into place. Why did everything have to be so complicated?!

Raziel scowled at the dog sluagh. No, not dog. That was an insult to nature. The thing staring at him was an affront to nature. He would've sworn the fzking thing was laughing!

He yelled out a string of obscenities at the sluagh that would've shocked any demon, and knocked out any mortal. He should know. He'd watched what happened after Kain had stubbed his toe on his throne and yelled the same thing in the hearing of a slave. The slave hadn't been good for anything after, even food - WHAM!

The sluagh rammed him again. Raziel hissed at the sluagh and ran off. It was too good to be true when he'd seen all those nice plump souls so near the portal, but that was before he'd seen the pack of sluagh.

He heard a thumpthumpthumpthump, so he turned around to look. The entire pack was following him!

"Why me?!" Raziel wailed. "What did I do to deserve this?!" Surely he had suffered enough! It's not like being a Sarafan as a human hadn't made up for the atrocities he had committed as a vampire! And now he was an agent of a god! Surely that didn't justify being chased by something that looked like, well, the words weren't proper for any ears.

He spotted a fence and ran towards it. As far as he knew, the sluagh were incapable of phasing through barriers, and they certainly couldn't jump...

"Hah!" Raziel shouted to the dismayed pack as they milled on the other side. They say fences make good neighbors, and now that he was out of harms way, he could almost admit that sluagh might, in very dim light, resemble something that might have been cute at one time...

As one, the packs' eyes lit up as they gazed past him. Suddenly getting a sinking feeling in his non-existent stomach, Raziel spun around to confront a trio of black demons. Oh. Shit.

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Hope you enjoyed! *points to "Submit Review"* Please? Feel free to make any suggestions for future scenarios. The next one is Kain vs Ariel, and will be posted after 24 hours or 5 reviews.