This, ladies & gents, is my version of "Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua.

I call it "The X-Men Song". Yeah, lame, I know, but the title "The Cat Who went into The Closet" is lame, too, and that was a good book.

Disclaimer: I own my ideas and a pillow from home ec. and nothing more.

We are what we're supposed to be

We're not illusions of your fantasy

All girls and guys that speak and say

What we do is what you wish you could do

We are the mutant symphony

We do the things that you need see

Frame by frame, we're so extreme

Our friends are so unreasonable

They can be unpredictable

All girls and guys that speak and say

What we do is what you wish you could do

It's all a combo of mutant powers

Doin' unbelievable things

Frame by frame, we're so extreme

One by one, we're makin' it fun

We are the X-Men - oh-oh-oh

We are the ones who're gonna keep it together

We came out of a psychic mind - oh-oh-oh

And walked over to the X-Mansion

Here comes Wolverine, Anti- Cyclops Man

Welcome to the mutant party

Here comes Phoenix, from never-neverland

Welcome to the mutant party

We learned to us our powers for good

And to stand up justice and right

It's true, but just remember that

What we do is what you wish you could do

An opera of mutant powers

A bunch of bad guys that's chasing us

Frame by frame, we're so extreme

One by one, we're makin' it fun

We are the X-Men - oh-oh-oh

We are the ones who're gonna keep it together

We came out of a psychic mind - oh-oh-oh

And walked over to the X-Mansion

Here comes Wolverine, Anti- Cyclops Man

Welcome to the mutant party

Here comes Phoenix, from never-neverland

Welcome to the mutant party

You think we're so mysterious

Better take us all real serious

Be original, and remember that

What we can do is what you just can't do

What we can do is what you just can't do

What we can do is what you just can't do

What we can do is what you just can't do

What we can do is what you just can't do

We are the X-Men - oh-oh-oh

We are the ones who're gonna keep it together

We came out of a psychic mind - oh-oh-oh

And walked over to the X-Mansion

There's still more to come

And everyone will be

Welcomed at the

X - X

Men - Men

Party