This, ladies & gents, is my version of "Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua.
I call it "The X-Men Song". Yeah, lame, I know, but the title "The Cat Who went into The Closet" is lame, too, and that was a good book.
Disclaimer: I own my ideas and a pillow from home ec. and nothing more.
We are what we're supposed to be
We're not illusions of your fantasy
All girls and guys that speak and say
What we do is what you wish you could do
We are the mutant symphony
We do the things that you need see
Frame by frame, we're so extreme
Our friends are so unreasonable
They can be unpredictable
All girls and guys that speak and say
What we do is what you wish you could do
It's all a combo of mutant powers
Doin' unbelievable things
Frame by frame, we're so extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun
We are the X-Men - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna keep it together
We came out of a psychic mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked over to the X-Mansion
Here comes Wolverine, Anti- Cyclops Man
Welcome to the mutant party
Here comes Phoenix, from never-neverland
Welcome to the mutant party
We learned to us our powers for good
And to stand up justice and right
It's true, but just remember that
What we do is what you wish you could do
An opera of mutant powers
A bunch of bad guys that's chasing us
Frame by frame, we're so extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun
We are the X-Men - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna keep it together
We came out of a psychic mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked over to the X-Mansion
Here comes Wolverine, Anti- Cyclops Man
Welcome to the mutant party
Here comes Phoenix, from never-neverland
Welcome to the mutant party
You think we're so mysterious
Better take us all real serious
Be original, and remember that
What we can do is what you just can't do
What we can do is what you just can't do
What we can do is what you just can't do
What we can do is what you just can't do
What we can do is what you just can't do
We are the X-Men - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna keep it together
We came out of a psychic mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked over to the X-Mansion
There's still more to come
And everyone will be
Welcomed at the
X - X
Men - Men
Party