A/N: Thanks for reviewing all! It's improved my spirits greatly. This
chappie will be funny and insane, so please enjoy it! Lol! I won't make
you, though. So here it is, the long awaited chapter 2!
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Harry hummed 'I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' as he sat in the common room, doing homework with Ron and Hermione. He was the teeniest bit mad about the two 'kissing.' But he let it go, he couldn't hold a grudge for very long.
"What are you humming? Some Muggle tune?" Ron asked suspiciously.
"Yeah. well it is Christmas, and it's just a little catchy tune." Harry replied, smirking.
"Well, then sing it." Hermione told him. "Maybe I can sing along too."
"Spare us, Hermione, spare us!" Ron raised his hands in mock defeat.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Go on, Harry."
"Well," Harry took a deep breath. "Here I go."
"I saw Hermione kissing Ron
Under the Gryffindor banner
Oh what a laugh it would've been
If Dumbledore could have seen
Hermione kissing Ron so passionately-"
"HARRY!!!!!!" Ron bellowed, tackling his best friend to the ground. "Don't sing that!" His ears went the deepest shade of scarlet, the darkest Harry had seen. The common room was dead silent, everyone staring.
Harry rolled on the floor; laughing so hard he could swear his ribs had cracked.
Hermione was blushing furiously. "That wasn't funny, Harry." She put simply. "Well, I'm turning in early tonight. My homework is done anyways."
Ron stared as she gathered her books and left for the girl's dormitories. Ron gave Harry an angry look, grabbed his unfinished homework and books, and headed for the boys dormitories.
"Nice going mate." Seamus Finnigan grinned at Harry. "That was pretty funny."
Harry looked gloomily at the fellow 6th year. "I guess. I just had to let out the bit of anger that I had."
Seamus nodded. "Well it was funny."
Harry miserably finished the rest of his Transfiguration, gathered his books, and left. He changed quickly, set out his books for the next day, and set his glasses on his bedside table.
"Ron?" He whispered. No answer. There was a chorus of 'I saw Hermione kissing Ron' downstairs, and Harry began to whisper: "I saw Hermione kissing Ron-"
"Oy Harry! Enough already! So Hermione tripped and I caught her! No big deal.." Ron exclaimed.
"I thought you were asleep!" Harry smiled through the darkness. "I just had to say that."
"I know, mate, I know." Ron sighed. "Do you.. well. miss Sirius?"
Harry's high spirits swooped down as low as they could go. Gloom dropped in side of him, making his stomach heavy. His eyes filled with tears, and he wiped at them furiously. "Yeah." Harry mumbled, and turned over so Ron couldn't see him.
Ron realized this. "Bloody hell, I'm sorry Harry. You have no relatives left. Sorry."
Harry shifted uncomfortably and didn't reply until he could hear Ron's snores. To lighten his spirits, he began to sing, 'I saw Hermione kissing Ron."
A/N: I know the lyrics didn't fit that great, but it was hard! Alright, so it wasn't insane! The next one will be, the note-passing thing was an intro. This was chapter was only a bit on it, the next one will be wacky, insane, and crazy. Okay? Alright! Stay tuned.. ::evil laugh::
Disclaimer: Forgot to put it on! Sorry! Well, I don't own 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' OR 'I Saw Hermione Kissing Ron' (the song) because my stupid brother made it up. ::grumbles:: Also, I don't own Harry Potter or any other characters. It all belongs to the talented, fascinating, greatest fantasy writer of all time (she's tied with Robert Jordan) J.K Rowling!
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Harry hummed 'I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' as he sat in the common room, doing homework with Ron and Hermione. He was the teeniest bit mad about the two 'kissing.' But he let it go, he couldn't hold a grudge for very long.
"What are you humming? Some Muggle tune?" Ron asked suspiciously.
"Yeah. well it is Christmas, and it's just a little catchy tune." Harry replied, smirking.
"Well, then sing it." Hermione told him. "Maybe I can sing along too."
"Spare us, Hermione, spare us!" Ron raised his hands in mock defeat.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Go on, Harry."
"Well," Harry took a deep breath. "Here I go."
"I saw Hermione kissing Ron
Under the Gryffindor banner
Oh what a laugh it would've been
If Dumbledore could have seen
Hermione kissing Ron so passionately-"
"HARRY!!!!!!" Ron bellowed, tackling his best friend to the ground. "Don't sing that!" His ears went the deepest shade of scarlet, the darkest Harry had seen. The common room was dead silent, everyone staring.
Harry rolled on the floor; laughing so hard he could swear his ribs had cracked.
Hermione was blushing furiously. "That wasn't funny, Harry." She put simply. "Well, I'm turning in early tonight. My homework is done anyways."
Ron stared as she gathered her books and left for the girl's dormitories. Ron gave Harry an angry look, grabbed his unfinished homework and books, and headed for the boys dormitories.
"Nice going mate." Seamus Finnigan grinned at Harry. "That was pretty funny."
Harry looked gloomily at the fellow 6th year. "I guess. I just had to let out the bit of anger that I had."
Seamus nodded. "Well it was funny."
Harry miserably finished the rest of his Transfiguration, gathered his books, and left. He changed quickly, set out his books for the next day, and set his glasses on his bedside table.
"Ron?" He whispered. No answer. There was a chorus of 'I saw Hermione kissing Ron' downstairs, and Harry began to whisper: "I saw Hermione kissing Ron-"
"Oy Harry! Enough already! So Hermione tripped and I caught her! No big deal.." Ron exclaimed.
"I thought you were asleep!" Harry smiled through the darkness. "I just had to say that."
"I know, mate, I know." Ron sighed. "Do you.. well. miss Sirius?"
Harry's high spirits swooped down as low as they could go. Gloom dropped in side of him, making his stomach heavy. His eyes filled with tears, and he wiped at them furiously. "Yeah." Harry mumbled, and turned over so Ron couldn't see him.
Ron realized this. "Bloody hell, I'm sorry Harry. You have no relatives left. Sorry."
Harry shifted uncomfortably and didn't reply until he could hear Ron's snores. To lighten his spirits, he began to sing, 'I saw Hermione kissing Ron."
A/N: I know the lyrics didn't fit that great, but it was hard! Alright, so it wasn't insane! The next one will be, the note-passing thing was an intro. This was chapter was only a bit on it, the next one will be wacky, insane, and crazy. Okay? Alright! Stay tuned.. ::evil laugh::
Disclaimer: Forgot to put it on! Sorry! Well, I don't own 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' OR 'I Saw Hermione Kissing Ron' (the song) because my stupid brother made it up. ::grumbles:: Also, I don't own Harry Potter or any other characters. It all belongs to the talented, fascinating, greatest fantasy writer of all time (she's tied with Robert Jordan) J.K Rowling!