Title: 99 DRDs (a FarScaped parody of the song 99 Red Balloons)

Author: ScaperDeage

Rating: G

Disclaimer: I don't own FarScape and I don't own the song 99 Red Balloons

Notes: I've tried my best to get words to match the song, and for the most part they do, some words you have to play with how to say, but they work.

99 DRDs

You and I in a little Tech shop

Buy a case of DRDs

To work the farm that we've got

They disappear at the break of dawn

Every--single--frelling one

The PK base not too far from here

Reports the message

"Something's out there"

Moving through a rural town

99 DRDs chip by

-musical interlude-

99 DRDs

Chirping through a rural town

Panic bells, it's red alert

"There's something here

From somewhere else"

The Karjik Pulse springs to life

Scanning to find what must die

Focusing in on the town

Where 99 DRDs chirp by

-musical interlude-

99 civilians freak

99 Captains must meet

To worry, worry, super-scurry

Call the troops out in a hurry

"This is what we've waited for

This is it boys, this is war!"

High Command is on the line

As 99 DRDs chirp by

-musical interlude-

99 regiments take flight

In super-high-tech black prowlers

Everyone's a frelling hero

Everyone a Captain Durka

With orders to identify

To classify and nullify

Scramble towards the rural town

As 99 DRDs chirp by

-musical interlude-

As 99 DRDs chirp by...

-musical interlude-

99 dreams I have had

In every one a DRD

It's all over and I'm standing aroun'

In this dust that was a town

If I could find a souvenir

Just to prove that life was here...

And here is a DRD

I think of you and let it go.