1 Spike the Stupid
1.1 Chapter six
Disclaimer: I don't own Ape Escape but I do own Lucky and my friend character, Shirikon, BOY THAT SOUNDS BORING!!!! Member, more cuss words…
A/n: Er, Ok, sorry this Chapter took so long to get up, but my MONSTER OF A MOTHER, took away my Internet because she thought I had a short attention span. I mean really, I'm supposed to pay attention in class? Gawd, I never knew…
Spike, Lucky and Shirikon were in the fourth level. Lucky and Shirikon had wanted to go to help Spike get through the levels faster, so they could help get Jake back, AND KICK SPECTER'S LITTLE MONKEY BUTT!!! Er, yeah. (Spike) The Prof. didn't tell us anything about this level. (Lucky) That's ok, WE GOT SUPER SPIKE! (Shirikon) *Pulls over Lucky* Lucky! He doesn't know that he can do that! Remember? He forgets every time after he catches the monkey. (Lucky) Oh yeah. With their nets out, they walked around a corner, to see a big jungle. (Spike) Hey look! He was pointing at the bee's nests, then he ran over to one. (Shirikon) He's not that smart, is he? (Lucky) *Dazed look in her eyes* He soooo brave….. (Shirikon) Hey Lucky, is there something wrong with your eye? (Lucky) *Snaps out of it* Wha? What did I do? Shirikon giggled.
They then headed Spike screaming and running around in circles. They ran over to see what was the problem, only to run back from where they were standing before. (Shirikon) Eeeekkkk!!!! You had to bug the bee!!!!!!! (Lucky) Spike! Didn't bring the stun club?!?!? (Spike) Oh yeah! (Lucky and Shirikon) *Slaps their foreheads* Spike whipped around and swung the stung club at the bee, killing it. Lucky and Shirikon sat down panting. (Lucky) We have to be more careful from now on, we don't know what… Spike? Are you ok? Shirikon looked at Spike to see what Lucky was talking about to see that something in Spike's eyes were making him scary looking. (Lucky) Spike…? *She said as she crouched behind Shirikon* (Spike) I. Heard. MONKEY!!!!!!! He then tore off slashing his stun club and left Shirikon and Lucky just sitting on the ground staring at him with huge eyes. (Shirikon) He's insane, isn't he? (Lucky) Uh hu…
They lost sight of Spike, so they had to go looking for him, IN THE SCARY FORIST!!!! Yeah, boo and all that stuff. They first had to kill all the bees just to get past, and as Lucky was swinging at one a plant swallowed her whole! With quick thinking, Shirikon swung out her sun club and killed the plant, only to see that the plant came back after you left it alone for a minute. They turned a corner to see and water fall, and Shirikon climbed up a tree to see better. (Lucky) See anything Shirikon? (Shirikon) Not really, but I say we keep going. (Lucky) And I say we head back!!! (Shirikon) Why? Spike didn't go behind us, he went in front of us. (Lucky) Yeah, but if you don't want a hole through your head we are going back!!! (Shirikon) What are you talking about?!?! She then looked over to see mad man monkeys just blasting out bullets from out of no were. She quickly jumped out of the tree and headed for the hills with the monkey still going nuts trying to kill them. (Lucky) Shit!! How are we supposed to get around that stupid monkey!!! (Shirikon) Get out the monkey radar, see what monkey this is. Lucky pulled it out of her back pocket, (A/n: HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KEEP THAT HUGE THING IN HER BACK POCKET IN HER JEANS?!?! Maybe she has a small butt…. I dunno) (Lucky) Ah, here it is! His names George, I automatically hate you George… (Shirikon) Well, we might as well get this over with... They got up, then charged like mad men, er, women and quickly caught him, but they were both still shaking afterward.
(Back to Specters place) (Specter) Mwa ha ha, that right, you stupid little girls, you will never stand in the way of MOJO JOJO!!!! Mwa ha ha!!! Specter was in his privet living room, watching the Powerpuff Girls, and admiring his idle, Mojo Jojo. Then a little monkey servant ran into the room, with surprising news. (Little monkey) Specter Specter!! I have surprising news!! Specter freaked out and quickly turned off the TV. (Little monkey) Were you watching the Powerpuff Girls? (Specter) No!!! What are you talking about?!?!?! (Little monkey) It looks like you were watching The Powerpuff Girls. (Specter) I wasn't!!! Now what did you want to tell me?!?! (Little monkey) It still looks like you were watching The Powerpuff Girls… (Specter) What was that?!?! (Little monkey) Nothing!! Anyway, I found out a way for you to get Jake to kill Spike!!! (Specter) Excellent…. Now leave, I have work to do… The little monkey left the room, then Specter turned on the TV again. (Specter) That's right Mojo Jojo, destroy them… But behind Specter, there was snickering, but Specter was to busy watching TV to know. (Little monkey) *Thinking* He! Wait till the other guys see this! (He said while filming Specter)
Oh no!! Will Spike live?!?! Will Jake ever be free again?!?! Will Lucky and Shirikon ever get there way out of the forest?!?! Will Specter ever grow up?!?! NO!!!! So keep reading, and see you next time, on Spike the Stupid!!!
1.1 Chapter six
Disclaimer: I don't own Ape Escape but I do own Lucky and my friend character, Shirikon, BOY THAT SOUNDS BORING!!!! Member, more cuss words…
A/n: Er, Ok, sorry this Chapter took so long to get up, but my MONSTER OF A MOTHER, took away my Internet because she thought I had a short attention span. I mean really, I'm supposed to pay attention in class? Gawd, I never knew…
Spike, Lucky and Shirikon were in the fourth level. Lucky and Shirikon had wanted to go to help Spike get through the levels faster, so they could help get Jake back, AND KICK SPECTER'S LITTLE MONKEY BUTT!!! Er, yeah. (Spike) The Prof. didn't tell us anything about this level. (Lucky) That's ok, WE GOT SUPER SPIKE! (Shirikon) *Pulls over Lucky* Lucky! He doesn't know that he can do that! Remember? He forgets every time after he catches the monkey. (Lucky) Oh yeah. With their nets out, they walked around a corner, to see a big jungle. (Spike) Hey look! He was pointing at the bee's nests, then he ran over to one. (Shirikon) He's not that smart, is he? (Lucky) *Dazed look in her eyes* He soooo brave….. (Shirikon) Hey Lucky, is there something wrong with your eye? (Lucky) *Snaps out of it* Wha? What did I do? Shirikon giggled.
They then headed Spike screaming and running around in circles. They ran over to see what was the problem, only to run back from where they were standing before. (Shirikon) Eeeekkkk!!!! You had to bug the bee!!!!!!! (Lucky) Spike! Didn't bring the stun club?!?!? (Spike) Oh yeah! (Lucky and Shirikon) *Slaps their foreheads* Spike whipped around and swung the stung club at the bee, killing it. Lucky and Shirikon sat down panting. (Lucky) We have to be more careful from now on, we don't know what… Spike? Are you ok? Shirikon looked at Spike to see what Lucky was talking about to see that something in Spike's eyes were making him scary looking. (Lucky) Spike…? *She said as she crouched behind Shirikon* (Spike) I. Heard. MONKEY!!!!!!! He then tore off slashing his stun club and left Shirikon and Lucky just sitting on the ground staring at him with huge eyes. (Shirikon) He's insane, isn't he? (Lucky) Uh hu…
They lost sight of Spike, so they had to go looking for him, IN THE SCARY FORIST!!!! Yeah, boo and all that stuff. They first had to kill all the bees just to get past, and as Lucky was swinging at one a plant swallowed her whole! With quick thinking, Shirikon swung out her sun club and killed the plant, only to see that the plant came back after you left it alone for a minute. They turned a corner to see and water fall, and Shirikon climbed up a tree to see better. (Lucky) See anything Shirikon? (Shirikon) Not really, but I say we keep going. (Lucky) And I say we head back!!! (Shirikon) Why? Spike didn't go behind us, he went in front of us. (Lucky) Yeah, but if you don't want a hole through your head we are going back!!! (Shirikon) What are you talking about?!?! She then looked over to see mad man monkeys just blasting out bullets from out of no were. She quickly jumped out of the tree and headed for the hills with the monkey still going nuts trying to kill them. (Lucky) Shit!! How are we supposed to get around that stupid monkey!!! (Shirikon) Get out the monkey radar, see what monkey this is. Lucky pulled it out of her back pocket, (A/n: HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KEEP THAT HUGE THING IN HER BACK POCKET IN HER JEANS?!?! Maybe she has a small butt…. I dunno) (Lucky) Ah, here it is! His names George, I automatically hate you George… (Shirikon) Well, we might as well get this over with... They got up, then charged like mad men, er, women and quickly caught him, but they were both still shaking afterward.
(Back to Specters place) (Specter) Mwa ha ha, that right, you stupid little girls, you will never stand in the way of MOJO JOJO!!!! Mwa ha ha!!! Specter was in his privet living room, watching the Powerpuff Girls, and admiring his idle, Mojo Jojo. Then a little monkey servant ran into the room, with surprising news. (Little monkey) Specter Specter!! I have surprising news!! Specter freaked out and quickly turned off the TV. (Little monkey) Were you watching the Powerpuff Girls? (Specter) No!!! What are you talking about?!?!?! (Little monkey) It looks like you were watching The Powerpuff Girls. (Specter) I wasn't!!! Now what did you want to tell me?!?! (Little monkey) It still looks like you were watching The Powerpuff Girls… (Specter) What was that?!?! (Little monkey) Nothing!! Anyway, I found out a way for you to get Jake to kill Spike!!! (Specter) Excellent…. Now leave, I have work to do… The little monkey left the room, then Specter turned on the TV again. (Specter) That's right Mojo Jojo, destroy them… But behind Specter, there was snickering, but Specter was to busy watching TV to know. (Little monkey) *Thinking* He! Wait till the other guys see this! (He said while filming Specter)
Oh no!! Will Spike live?!?! Will Jake ever be free again?!?! Will Lucky and Shirikon ever get there way out of the forest?!?! Will Specter ever grow up?!?! NO!!!! So keep reading, and see you next time, on Spike the Stupid!!!